Rebirth Douluo My Martial Soul is the Twelve Talismans
Chapter 195: Arranging a demon monkey for Tai Lung
Hearing that Mo Xie was about to leave, Tai Long hugged his thigh and cried: "Master! Master! I am the reincarnation of your second disciple!"
Although Tai Long doesn't know what reincarnation is, if this weirdo finds him, then this second apprentice is him, and he must seize this opportunity to realize his wish.
"Alas~" Mo Xie looked back at Tai Long and said, "Then you should kowtow and call Grandpa Zeng first!"
Tai Long looked at Mo Xie in confusion. He didn't understand why he had to call this weirdo in front of him Grandpa Zeng when he just qualified for a test?
Tailong also risked his life to chase Xiaowu. Looking at Mo Xie who looked disgusted with him, he said word by word: "Zeng... Zeng... Grandpa..."
"Louder, you look like a gorilla, why are you so weak, have you been eating shit all these years?" Mo Xie looked at Tai Lung and yelled.
"Grandpa Zeng, I have never eaten shit!" Tai Long looked at Mo Xie and shouted.
"Very good, great-grandson, you have never eaten shit, so the first test is to pick a bucket of shit for your grandfather and ask him in front of him, old man, do you eat it?" Mo Xie nodded with satisfaction and said. .
Tai Long shrank his head in fear and said, "Master, I don't dare!"
"Huh? What should you call me?" Mo Xie glared at Tai Long.
"Grandpa Zeng!" Tai Long looked at Mo Xie aggrievedly and said.
"Since you don't dare, then just leave!" Mo Xie said sadly, "As expected, I still have to find your senior brother to be reincarnated. What a pity that this opportunity to realize my wish has been lost!"
"I'm going, I'm going, I'm going to pick up manure for my grandpa right now." Tai Long took just two steps before he stopped and looked at Mo Xie and asked, "Grandpa Zeng, how can I find you after I finish this test?"
Mo Xie threw out 81 small jade pieces and said to Tai Long: "After completing a test, you crush it, and your grandpa Zeng will come to you, but you have to remember, don't reveal anything between us. Let anyone know, otherwise even if you complete the test, you will not be able to go to this paradise in the West."
"Don't worry, Grandpa Zeng, I won't let anyone else know!" Tai Long promised, patting his chest.
"Very good, then your grandpa Zeng will leave."
As he spoke, Mo Xie walked towards a big tree, his body sank directly into the trunk, and disappeared from Tai Long's eyes.
"As expected, you are a senior. When I complete this test, Xiao Wu will be mine." Tai Long looked at the closed door and smiled innocently.
Zhu Zhuqing and Xiao Wu, who were hiding behind the door, also saw this scene. Xiao Wu glanced at Zhu Zhuqing worriedly.
"Zhuqing, this can't be true, right?"
"I don't know either. I always feel that this scene is exactly the same as that bitch's trick of deceiving people."
"Ah?" Xiao Wu looked at Zhu Zhuqing in disbelief and said, "Why didn't I see it?"
"If you could tell, you wouldn't be called a rabbit by him." Zhu Zhuqing looked at Xiao Wu and complained.
"What?"
"Because rabbits hit trees!"
Xiao Wu scratched her head in confusion. She didn't understand why the rabbit hit the tree and she couldn't see it.
Mo Xie walked out of the tree invisibly. He watched the silly Tai Long leave and thought to himself: Titan, you let your grandson harass my rabbits. My father shouldn't have gone too far. Don't worry, your grandson will pick up manure for you today. Tomorrow There is something even more exciting!
Now is not the time to come back. In order to fulfill his last lie, Mo Xie is planning to go to the far north to create a relic of the tragic death of the Tang clan.
But before going there, he had to go to the Star Dou Forest. After all, the candidate for the demon monkey was Er Ming.
Mo Xie broke through the space and came to the Star Forest. Looking at the familiar place, Mo Xie was still a little wary, but he should not go too far and Di Tian would not care about him.
"Er Ming Great Baboon, I, Tang San, have brought you a coquettish female baboon. Spring is coming soon, and it's your breeding season again." Mo Xie let out his voice and shouted.
Er Ming, who was bathing in the Lake of Life, was immediately frightened when he heard this sound. It was a 10-year-old Titan ape, not a baboon.
"It's Tang San again, I can't spare him." Er Ming said through gritted teeth.
Er Ming followed the direction of the sound and came to Mo Xie, looking at Mo Xie in front of him and yelling.
"I know you can talk, gorilla. Just say something, otherwise I won't be able to introduce you to baboons." Mo Xie looked at Er Ming half-jokingly and said.
"You Tang San, do you want to die?" Er Ming stretched out his hand, grabbed Mo Xie and glared at him, "Believe it or not, I will crush you to death!"
"Okay! Come on, pinch me to death!" Mo Xie looked at the angry Er Ming and said dejectedly, "Anyway, Xiao Wu will be sad if I die. I don't know if she will forgive you in the future."
"I......"
"What am I, use force! Use force! Squeeze me like an orange and let my blood spread all over your body."
Er Ming was stunned. Even though Mo Xie had been away from Xiao Wu for half a year, even though Xiao Wu's smell on his body had faded a lot, there was still some residue. He didn't dare to hit it too hard. As for killing Xiao Wu, he probably came back to fight with it.
"Tang San, did you take the wrong medicine?" Er Ming raised his eyebrows and looked at Mo Xie and said, "Don't look for me even if you want to die. There are three ants outside, so go look for them."
"Okay then, I'll go find them. It's a pity that I left a last word. If I die, you must be the one who killed me." Mo Xie looked up at the sky and let out a long breath and said, "Anyway, Xiao Wu should come back to look for her." your."
The corner of Er Ming's mouth twitched slightly. He had never seen such a shameless human being. If he killed him, Xiaowu would find him and fight for his life. If he let him go, he would go to the little ants outside to offer his meat. If he locked him up, Xiaowu would come to him again to beg him. .
It suddenly felt that the human in front of it was so hot. If it weren't for the human society outside, it would have wanted to bring Mo Xie to Xiao Wu and ask her to take good care of this shameless human.
"What do you want to do?" Er Ming looked at Mo Xie and said through gritted teeth.
"Xiao Wu is entangled by a gorilla. I plan to let you teach him a lesson." Mo Xie looked at Er Ming and said, "But he is too weak, so don't beat him to death."
"That's it?" Er Ming looked at Mo Xie with his eyes widened and approached him and said, "You dare to threaten me with this nonsense?"
"Don't take the threat seriously. If you are angry, I will use my best brother to let you vent your anger." Mo Xie looked at Er Ming with some grievances and said, "You must be gentler. If you hit him, it will hurt my heart." ah!"
"Who? Is it that Tang Si from last time?"
"Yes, it is him. When the matter is completed, I will personally deliver him to you."
Er Ming nodded. He would also be angry if someone else hit Daming. He thought Mo Xie's proposal was a good one.
Looking at the Tang San in front of him, although he was a bit mean, at least he was sincere to Xiao Wu. Even the best brother was not as good as Xiao Wu.
"Okay! In this case, I won't argue with you!" Er Ming looked at Mo Xie and said, "Tell me what you want me to do?"
Mo Xie looked at Er Ming who had been successfully fooled by him, looked at its huge palm and said, "Should you put me down before this?"
Although Tai Long doesn't know what reincarnation is, if this weirdo finds him, then this second apprentice is him, and he must seize this opportunity to realize his wish.
"Alas~" Mo Xie looked back at Tai Long and said, "Then you should kowtow and call Grandpa Zeng first!"
Tai Long looked at Mo Xie in confusion. He didn't understand why he had to call this weirdo in front of him Grandpa Zeng when he just qualified for a test?
Tailong also risked his life to chase Xiaowu. Looking at Mo Xie who looked disgusted with him, he said word by word: "Zeng... Zeng... Grandpa..."
"Louder, you look like a gorilla, why are you so weak, have you been eating shit all these years?" Mo Xie looked at Tai Lung and yelled.
"Grandpa Zeng, I have never eaten shit!" Tai Long looked at Mo Xie and shouted.
"Very good, great-grandson, you have never eaten shit, so the first test is to pick a bucket of shit for your grandfather and ask him in front of him, old man, do you eat it?" Mo Xie nodded with satisfaction and said. .
Tai Long shrank his head in fear and said, "Master, I don't dare!"
"Huh? What should you call me?" Mo Xie glared at Tai Long.
"Grandpa Zeng!" Tai Long looked at Mo Xie aggrievedly and said.
"Since you don't dare, then just leave!" Mo Xie said sadly, "As expected, I still have to find your senior brother to be reincarnated. What a pity that this opportunity to realize my wish has been lost!"
"I'm going, I'm going, I'm going to pick up manure for my grandpa right now." Tai Long took just two steps before he stopped and looked at Mo Xie and asked, "Grandpa Zeng, how can I find you after I finish this test?"
Mo Xie threw out 81 small jade pieces and said to Tai Long: "After completing a test, you crush it, and your grandpa Zeng will come to you, but you have to remember, don't reveal anything between us. Let anyone know, otherwise even if you complete the test, you will not be able to go to this paradise in the West."
"Don't worry, Grandpa Zeng, I won't let anyone else know!" Tai Long promised, patting his chest.
"Very good, then your grandpa Zeng will leave."
As he spoke, Mo Xie walked towards a big tree, his body sank directly into the trunk, and disappeared from Tai Long's eyes.
"As expected, you are a senior. When I complete this test, Xiao Wu will be mine." Tai Long looked at the closed door and smiled innocently.
Zhu Zhuqing and Xiao Wu, who were hiding behind the door, also saw this scene. Xiao Wu glanced at Zhu Zhuqing worriedly.
"Zhuqing, this can't be true, right?"
"I don't know either. I always feel that this scene is exactly the same as that bitch's trick of deceiving people."
"Ah?" Xiao Wu looked at Zhu Zhuqing in disbelief and said, "Why didn't I see it?"
"If you could tell, you wouldn't be called a rabbit by him." Zhu Zhuqing looked at Xiao Wu and complained.
"What?"
"Because rabbits hit trees!"
Xiao Wu scratched her head in confusion. She didn't understand why the rabbit hit the tree and she couldn't see it.
Mo Xie walked out of the tree invisibly. He watched the silly Tai Long leave and thought to himself: Titan, you let your grandson harass my rabbits. My father shouldn't have gone too far. Don't worry, your grandson will pick up manure for you today. Tomorrow There is something even more exciting!
Now is not the time to come back. In order to fulfill his last lie, Mo Xie is planning to go to the far north to create a relic of the tragic death of the Tang clan.
But before going there, he had to go to the Star Dou Forest. After all, the candidate for the demon monkey was Er Ming.
Mo Xie broke through the space and came to the Star Forest. Looking at the familiar place, Mo Xie was still a little wary, but he should not go too far and Di Tian would not care about him.
"Er Ming Great Baboon, I, Tang San, have brought you a coquettish female baboon. Spring is coming soon, and it's your breeding season again." Mo Xie let out his voice and shouted.
Er Ming, who was bathing in the Lake of Life, was immediately frightened when he heard this sound. It was a 10-year-old Titan ape, not a baboon.
"It's Tang San again, I can't spare him." Er Ming said through gritted teeth.
Er Ming followed the direction of the sound and came to Mo Xie, looking at Mo Xie in front of him and yelling.
"I know you can talk, gorilla. Just say something, otherwise I won't be able to introduce you to baboons." Mo Xie looked at Er Ming half-jokingly and said.
"You Tang San, do you want to die?" Er Ming stretched out his hand, grabbed Mo Xie and glared at him, "Believe it or not, I will crush you to death!"
"Okay! Come on, pinch me to death!" Mo Xie looked at the angry Er Ming and said dejectedly, "Anyway, Xiao Wu will be sad if I die. I don't know if she will forgive you in the future."
"I......"
"What am I, use force! Use force! Squeeze me like an orange and let my blood spread all over your body."
Er Ming was stunned. Even though Mo Xie had been away from Xiao Wu for half a year, even though Xiao Wu's smell on his body had faded a lot, there was still some residue. He didn't dare to hit it too hard. As for killing Xiao Wu, he probably came back to fight with it.
"Tang San, did you take the wrong medicine?" Er Ming raised his eyebrows and looked at Mo Xie and said, "Don't look for me even if you want to die. There are three ants outside, so go look for them."
"Okay then, I'll go find them. It's a pity that I left a last word. If I die, you must be the one who killed me." Mo Xie looked up at the sky and let out a long breath and said, "Anyway, Xiao Wu should come back to look for her." your."
The corner of Er Ming's mouth twitched slightly. He had never seen such a shameless human being. If he killed him, Xiaowu would find him and fight for his life. If he let him go, he would go to the little ants outside to offer his meat. If he locked him up, Xiaowu would come to him again to beg him. .
It suddenly felt that the human in front of it was so hot. If it weren't for the human society outside, it would have wanted to bring Mo Xie to Xiao Wu and ask her to take good care of this shameless human.
"What do you want to do?" Er Ming looked at Mo Xie and said through gritted teeth.
"Xiao Wu is entangled by a gorilla. I plan to let you teach him a lesson." Mo Xie looked at Er Ming and said, "But he is too weak, so don't beat him to death."
"That's it?" Er Ming looked at Mo Xie with his eyes widened and approached him and said, "You dare to threaten me with this nonsense?"
"Don't take the threat seriously. If you are angry, I will use my best brother to let you vent your anger." Mo Xie looked at Er Ming with some grievances and said, "You must be gentler. If you hit him, it will hurt my heart." ah!"
"Who? Is it that Tang Si from last time?"
"Yes, it is him. When the matter is completed, I will personally deliver him to you."
Er Ming nodded. He would also be angry if someone else hit Daming. He thought Mo Xie's proposal was a good one.
Looking at the Tang San in front of him, although he was a bit mean, at least he was sincere to Xiao Wu. Even the best brother was not as good as Xiao Wu.
"Okay! In this case, I won't argue with you!" Er Ming looked at Mo Xie and said, "Tell me what you want me to do?"
Mo Xie looked at Er Ming who had been successfully fooled by him, looked at its huge palm and said, "Should you put me down before this?"
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