dead child, ghost carrying coffin

Chang Baye's actions made the mysterious person tremble with anger.

"Little, little worm, you are going too far!"

"Is there anyone who bargains like this?! Three yuan and seventy-five cents for eighty?!"

Just when Chang Baye thought he was going to be beaten, the mysterious man gritted his teeth fiercely.

He grabbed the steel coin together with the cloth bag containing the money in his hand.

"Forget you, I'll take this job! You three get in the car!!"

"Get in the car?!" Ba Ye Chang was stunned when he heard the words: Could it be that we just got high? ! !

Of course, our eighth master just thought about the above words, but he dared not say it out of his mouth, for fear of being beaten!

Not only Chang Baye was stupid, but even Big Tengu and Little White Shoes were stupid.

"Senior, are you sure to let us get in the car and send us out of here!?"

The mysterious person at the moment was so angry that he didn't even want to talk to this weird trio.

You are so poor, who gave you the courage to go out and wander around? !Still come to such a dangerous place for a walk!

If the old man hadn't been secretly looking at that stinky... well, forget it, I'm all unlucky!

Just as the mysterious man was about to turn around and open the car door, he suddenly saw Master Chang rounding his tail and calling him.

To be more precise: at this moment, Baye's tail is out of his control.

Driven by Ba Snake's head, it smashed hard at the mysterious man.

The mysterious man was shocked when he saw this, he quickly bent down and used his strength to lift the taxi to avoid the thunderous blow.

Hearing a loud bang, his original foothold was smashed into a deep hole.

Even the entire passage was shaken and dusty.

Seeing this, Chang Baye almost cried.

"Senior, senior, if we say it wasn't intentional, can you believe it?!"

The mysterious man looked at the poor Baye Chang, then at the Snake skull that was still shining red, gritted his teeth and spat out a word.

"letter!"

Then without saying a word, he opened the door, started the car and drove away.

There were only two complaints left in the air.

"Ba Snake, you are ruthless! Old man, I don't appreciate my kindness!"

"I have only a sliver of true spirit left, and dare to let the younger generation take risks alone, it's really a rat to be a cat's escort - earn money and die!"

Looking at the taxi going away, a dog, a shoe and a long bug couldn't recover for a long time.

After a while, Chang Baye shouted with a sad face.

"Senior, can you come back first?!"

"If you don't pull us out, the money, the money hasn't been returned to me..."

On the other side, in a taxi.

The mysterious man seemed to hear Chang Baye's cry, and said with a muffled grunt.

"When the money is in the hands of the old man, there is no reason to return it!"

"Little snake, you think too much!"

After speaking, to vent his anger, he usually stuffed the hard-earned money saved by Ba Ye Chang into his trouser pocket.

"I don't want it in vain, I'll help you report the letter."

"Otherwise, depending on the three of you, if Yingshi wakes up, he won't even know how he died!"

The taxi is extremely fast, crossing the thick soil layer is like a submarine in the sea, without any effort.

After reaching the surface, it was even more exaggerated: it turned into a pale paper cart and flew straight towards Maishan.

It disappeared into the night with a whoosh.

......

Because he drank too much, Chen Dage, who temporarily left the dining table to drain water halfway up the mountain, was just halfway through urinating when he suddenly heard someone calling him behind him.

"Prime Minister, Prime Minister, the big worms in your family are going to die, why don't you care?!"

"Who the hell?! In the Tibetan field in the middle of the night to scare Master Ji?!"

Chen Daji turned around subconsciously, just half a meter away from the mysterious person behind him.

Because the position of the cargo station is high, the position of the mysterious man is low... There is a saying: if you stand high, you can pee far.

As a result... As a result, the urination was not wasted at all, and the opponent was drenched from head to toe.

Burnt yellow, smelly...

"Oh!" "Damn!"

The old and the young rubbed each other at the same time and then jumped half a meter, pointing at each other's nose and yelling.

"Old man, are you screwing your head?!" "Prime Minister, why are you paying for my clothes!!"

After cursing, the two were stunned at the same time, and then continued to scold.

"Master Ji, I'll pay you a ball!" "So what if I tricked him, you bit me?!"

"Oh, don't you agree?!" Who is Chen Daji?Who has been used to since childhood!

Seeing that the other party dared to call out to him, he pulled up his pants and wanted to cut the mysterious person.

However, the mysterious man was not a vegetarian: before Chen Daji could fasten his belt, he punched him heavily on the nose.

Suddenly, thousands of peach blossoms bloomed.

Chen Daji was "severely injured" and immediately became furious. He simply untied his trousers, and his backhand was a "monkey stealing a peach".

"Oh shit, you still dare to hit me?! I beat your crotch!!"

We all know: Except for the iron crotch skill, no man will deliberately cultivate his own weight pendant.

If this is accidentally broken, who can I ask for an argument!

Although the mysterious man has profound morals, he can't bear such a precise blow.

Suddenly he groaned and fell to the ground, rolling back and forth in pain.

A body full of urine and a body of mud, it really needs to be buried as much as it needs to be buried...