dead child, ghost carrying coffin
Chapter 891 Why Don't You Believe It
Hearing Huang Chao's voice, the old donkey was so frightened that his front feet went limp, and he knelt down on the ground with a thud.
But immediately got up again, screaming and ran forward.
While running, I thought to myself:
stop? !Stand still and wait to be caught and burned as donkey meat? !
don't run? !If I don't run away, I'm a stupid mule...
With Huang Chao's knowledge, it is natural to see that shopkeeper Liu is in a special state at this time, or that he has no resistance at all.
In addition, I had something important to do, so I didn't take action at all, but let a group of ghost soldiers chase towards the donkey cart.
Although the old donkey looks old, he has not lost his foot strength after traveling with shopkeeper Liu all these years.
Especially in a life-threatening moment like this.
Between the four hooves flying wildly, the speed is not slow.
By the time a group of ghost soldiers caught up with it, they had already run five or six miles up the mountain road.
It was just because of the high speed that the wooden cart was bumped to pieces, and the black coffin on it also fell to the snow.
The ghost soldiers split into two "people" to continue chasing the donkey, while the other lifted the black coffin and went back to Huang Chao to return.
When the old donkey saw that he had lost his master, his eyes turned red immediately, and he turned around and rushed back, howling.
Accidentally, the two ghost soldiers were kicked to the ground by it, and jumped back and forth on the ghost soldiers.
The ghost soldier "missed Jingzhou carelessly", and was ravaged by the donkey with one careless move, so he naturally took up weapons and fought hard.
After several fights, although the old donkey won the final victory, he was still covered in bruises.
I struggled to look up at the direction where Huang Chao was, and after yelling a few times, I decided to go to the deaf mother-in-law's house to ask for help... After all, I am "donkey alone and lonely", and it is very likely that I am not an enemy...
On the other side, the deaf mother-in-law was sitting on the "official sedan chair" of the grandma in sackcloth, while Hua Jiunan and Chen Daji rode Chang Baye all the way back to the small courtyard.
Mo Zhe Ma Mingyang stood alone on a huge wooden bird flying at low altitude.
What envied Chen Daji the most was that the wooden bird not only flew flat and steady, but also had a transparent shed above it to keep out the wind and rain.
Seeing Ma Mingyang's handsome appearance with one person and one bird, Chen Dage was envious, and because of this, he despised Chang Baye even more.
"Baye, take a look at the big bird. Not only does it have a shed, but it also looks good."
"You can swish without eating instant noodles!"
"In this comparison, you are like a soil turtle!"
Chang Baye wanted to reply, but when he thought about the "fuel consumption" of his three bags of instant noodles for [-] kilometers, he felt a little guilty.
So he hummed twice and didn't dare to answer.
As the saying goes: the eighth master can bear it, but the "eighth sister-in-law" can't bear it!
Originally wrapped around Hua Jiunan's wrist, Ba Ming'er, who just wanted to be a quiet little girl, immediately jumped up when she saw her man being "humiliated".
It turned into a mini snakeskin whip, and slapped it on Chen Dage's stinky mouth.
Amidst the screams, the guy's originally thick lips suddenly swelled into two sausages...
Chen Daji groaned in pain, and at the same time complained loudly for no reason.
"Oh my mother, it hurts so much, eighth, eighth sister-in-law, I didn't provoke you, I didn't provoke you, what are you doing with me?!"
Seeing his good friend being beaten, Chang Baye naturally felt distressed.
Afraid of being frightened, he turned his head and glanced at the little flying snake, and couldn't help complaining softly.
"It's nothing to do, what are you doing beating up the little bastard, this guy is swollen... even uglier..."
Ba Ming'er, who was still "filled with righteous indignation", didn't hear what Chang Baye said at all.
Because of Chen Daji's "Sister-in-law Eight", she had already broken her defense in an instant.
When I looked at it again, I felt that this major general seemed much more handsome...
Hey, it really shouldn't be!
The man was laughing and fighting with his brothers, what a meddling with a woman like me!
Fortunately, the major general is not very smart... he is kind and doesn't care about himself.
Otherwise, wouldn't it be a big trouble for the man in the family if a memorial was presented in front of the prince...
With this in mind, Little Flying Snake hurriedly landed on Chen Dage's shoulder to apologize to him.
"Master, Major General, would you believe me if I said that I just straightened up because of cramps and I accidentally pulled you..."
Chen Daji obviously drank too much Mengpo soup, he nodded repeatedly while rubbing his mouth.
"Believe it, why don't you believe it!"
"I slept with my dad when I was a child, and I kicked him in his briefs because of cramps."
"That guy hurt our father so much, he covered his crotch and danced for half a night ([bànxiu], northern dialect, meaning half night)!"
"When he finally stopped the pain, he beat me with a big wooden stick for half the night!"
"This is so good, no one can sleep through the night..."
After listening to Chen Daji's serious answer, and looking at his swollen lips, Little Flying Snake blamed himself even more:
That kind of feeling, just like you cheated the fool's only one dollar against his conscience, and he still asked you with a silly smile if it was enough.
If it is not enough, he will find a way to find someone to borrow some for you...
With this "guilty" mentality, Xiaofei Snake lowered his head and made a promise to Chen Dage.
"Major, major general, from now on... whoever dares to bully you in the future, the little girl will help fight back!"
"Call back ten times, a hundred times!"
Chen Dage was taken aback when he heard the words, and then nodded happily.
After thinking about it for a while, he scratched his head and muttered to himself.
"Except for our father and Eighth Master, I have never suffered from outsiders... I just beat others!"
The little flying snake was stunned, then looked at "General Fool" contemptuously, and flew back to Hua Jiunan's wrist with a whoosh.
Is it possible that I can help him beat his father...or beat his own man? !
What does this major general think! !
Hua Jiu took a hard look at his good brother and shook his head helplessly.
Just as he was about to continue to ask Mo Zhe Ma Mingyang about his practice, he suddenly looked up and saw a black shadow running towards him.
The black shadow sprinted and sprinted at an extremely fast speed.
Chen Daji also found the shadow at the same time.
"Fuck, Yu Yu Yu!"
"Baye stop quickly, I'm going to hit you!!"
Ever since he injured Zhang Shangdeng last time and suffered hunger on his back because of it, Chang Baye has always been "driving" cautiously.
He even exchanged his hard-won feats for a little money, and asked Chen Daji to buy a copy of "The Latest Revised Edition of Traffic Regulations".
Then begged Hua Jiunan and explained it to himself for half a month.
I didn't dare to go on the road again until I thought I had memorized it by heart...
But immediately got up again, screaming and ran forward.
While running, I thought to myself:
stop? !Stand still and wait to be caught and burned as donkey meat? !
don't run? !If I don't run away, I'm a stupid mule...
With Huang Chao's knowledge, it is natural to see that shopkeeper Liu is in a special state at this time, or that he has no resistance at all.
In addition, I had something important to do, so I didn't take action at all, but let a group of ghost soldiers chase towards the donkey cart.
Although the old donkey looks old, he has not lost his foot strength after traveling with shopkeeper Liu all these years.
Especially in a life-threatening moment like this.
Between the four hooves flying wildly, the speed is not slow.
By the time a group of ghost soldiers caught up with it, they had already run five or six miles up the mountain road.
It was just because of the high speed that the wooden cart was bumped to pieces, and the black coffin on it also fell to the snow.
The ghost soldiers split into two "people" to continue chasing the donkey, while the other lifted the black coffin and went back to Huang Chao to return.
When the old donkey saw that he had lost his master, his eyes turned red immediately, and he turned around and rushed back, howling.
Accidentally, the two ghost soldiers were kicked to the ground by it, and jumped back and forth on the ghost soldiers.
The ghost soldier "missed Jingzhou carelessly", and was ravaged by the donkey with one careless move, so he naturally took up weapons and fought hard.
After several fights, although the old donkey won the final victory, he was still covered in bruises.
I struggled to look up at the direction where Huang Chao was, and after yelling a few times, I decided to go to the deaf mother-in-law's house to ask for help... After all, I am "donkey alone and lonely", and it is very likely that I am not an enemy...
On the other side, the deaf mother-in-law was sitting on the "official sedan chair" of the grandma in sackcloth, while Hua Jiunan and Chen Daji rode Chang Baye all the way back to the small courtyard.
Mo Zhe Ma Mingyang stood alone on a huge wooden bird flying at low altitude.
What envied Chen Daji the most was that the wooden bird not only flew flat and steady, but also had a transparent shed above it to keep out the wind and rain.
Seeing Ma Mingyang's handsome appearance with one person and one bird, Chen Dage was envious, and because of this, he despised Chang Baye even more.
"Baye, take a look at the big bird. Not only does it have a shed, but it also looks good."
"You can swish without eating instant noodles!"
"In this comparison, you are like a soil turtle!"
Chang Baye wanted to reply, but when he thought about the "fuel consumption" of his three bags of instant noodles for [-] kilometers, he felt a little guilty.
So he hummed twice and didn't dare to answer.
As the saying goes: the eighth master can bear it, but the "eighth sister-in-law" can't bear it!
Originally wrapped around Hua Jiunan's wrist, Ba Ming'er, who just wanted to be a quiet little girl, immediately jumped up when she saw her man being "humiliated".
It turned into a mini snakeskin whip, and slapped it on Chen Dage's stinky mouth.
Amidst the screams, the guy's originally thick lips suddenly swelled into two sausages...
Chen Daji groaned in pain, and at the same time complained loudly for no reason.
"Oh my mother, it hurts so much, eighth, eighth sister-in-law, I didn't provoke you, I didn't provoke you, what are you doing with me?!"
Seeing his good friend being beaten, Chang Baye naturally felt distressed.
Afraid of being frightened, he turned his head and glanced at the little flying snake, and couldn't help complaining softly.
"It's nothing to do, what are you doing beating up the little bastard, this guy is swollen... even uglier..."
Ba Ming'er, who was still "filled with righteous indignation", didn't hear what Chang Baye said at all.
Because of Chen Daji's "Sister-in-law Eight", she had already broken her defense in an instant.
When I looked at it again, I felt that this major general seemed much more handsome...
Hey, it really shouldn't be!
The man was laughing and fighting with his brothers, what a meddling with a woman like me!
Fortunately, the major general is not very smart... he is kind and doesn't care about himself.
Otherwise, wouldn't it be a big trouble for the man in the family if a memorial was presented in front of the prince...
With this in mind, Little Flying Snake hurriedly landed on Chen Dage's shoulder to apologize to him.
"Master, Major General, would you believe me if I said that I just straightened up because of cramps and I accidentally pulled you..."
Chen Daji obviously drank too much Mengpo soup, he nodded repeatedly while rubbing his mouth.
"Believe it, why don't you believe it!"
"I slept with my dad when I was a child, and I kicked him in his briefs because of cramps."
"That guy hurt our father so much, he covered his crotch and danced for half a night ([bànxiu], northern dialect, meaning half night)!"
"When he finally stopped the pain, he beat me with a big wooden stick for half the night!"
"This is so good, no one can sleep through the night..."
After listening to Chen Daji's serious answer, and looking at his swollen lips, Little Flying Snake blamed himself even more:
That kind of feeling, just like you cheated the fool's only one dollar against his conscience, and he still asked you with a silly smile if it was enough.
If it is not enough, he will find a way to find someone to borrow some for you...
With this "guilty" mentality, Xiaofei Snake lowered his head and made a promise to Chen Dage.
"Major, major general, from now on... whoever dares to bully you in the future, the little girl will help fight back!"
"Call back ten times, a hundred times!"
Chen Dage was taken aback when he heard the words, and then nodded happily.
After thinking about it for a while, he scratched his head and muttered to himself.
"Except for our father and Eighth Master, I have never suffered from outsiders... I just beat others!"
The little flying snake was stunned, then looked at "General Fool" contemptuously, and flew back to Hua Jiunan's wrist with a whoosh.
Is it possible that I can help him beat his father...or beat his own man? !
What does this major general think! !
Hua Jiu took a hard look at his good brother and shook his head helplessly.
Just as he was about to continue to ask Mo Zhe Ma Mingyang about his practice, he suddenly looked up and saw a black shadow running towards him.
The black shadow sprinted and sprinted at an extremely fast speed.
Chen Daji also found the shadow at the same time.
"Fuck, Yu Yu Yu!"
"Baye stop quickly, I'm going to hit you!!"
Ever since he injured Zhang Shangdeng last time and suffered hunger on his back because of it, Chang Baye has always been "driving" cautiously.
He even exchanged his hard-won feats for a little money, and asked Chen Daji to buy a copy of "The Latest Revised Edition of Traffic Regulations".
Then begged Hua Jiunan and explained it to himself for half a month.
I didn't dare to go on the road again until I thought I had memorized it by heart...
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