dead child, ghost carrying coffin

Chen Dage was taken aback when he saw this, and then muttered to himself.

"Fuck, broken shoes?!"

As soon as these offensive words came out, the scene was instantly very embarrassing.

But Chen Daji didn't realize this at all, and jumped off Chang Baye.

With bowed legs, he carefully looked around the embroidered shoes.

"Size 36? It's about the same size as my mother's feet."

Then he bent down to pick it up, put it under his nose and smelled it.

In an instant, he was thrown far away, covering his nose and yelling.

"Oh shit, my feet are so sweaty, they stink like thorns!"

"It smells worse than my father's feet!"

"I can't take it back and wear it for others!"

Zhang Chao was used to being poor, and he knew how to save food and money since he was a child.

It is a pity to lose such beautiful shoes in my heart.

Seeing that Chen Dage didn't want it, he immediately ran over to pick it up.

"Boss Chen, don't throw it away. My mother's feet are size 35. Although they are a bit big, take them back and brush them, and you can still wear them!"

Hua Jiunan, Chang Baye, Zhao Fei: "..."

Embroidered shoes: "..."

"Little bastard, you are going too far!"

There was only a sharp roar coming from the embroidered shoes.

Then he broke free from Zhang Chao's "black hand", and the sole of the shoe slapped his face.

Zhang Chao was stupefied and stood there for a moment.

"High-tech, remote-controlled invincible flying shoes? Why are you still slapping your mouth..."

After pumping out Zhang Chao's embroidered shoes, he flew straight to Chen Dage, who was also in a daze.

Amidst the crackling sound, he was slapped more than ten times in front and back.

The guy's face was swollen from the beating, and his nosebleed was bleeding.

The embroidered shoes slapped Chen Daji's mouth and cursed at the same time.

"You are the broken shoes, and your whole family are broken shoes!"

"You are the size 36! My mother is so petite, she is obviously the size 35..."

Chen Daji was so anxious that he knocked the embroidered shoes away.

The splashed nosebleed happened to land on the embroidered shoes.

The ghost immediately let out a mournful howl, amidst the sizzling sound of burning, black smoke curled up.

"Oh shit, how dare you hit Ji Ye?! I'm bleeding!"

"Don't run, just wait!"

"Summoning father, let's go!"

After speaking, stomp one foot three times in a row, and it is necessary to "shake people".

Through the last actual battle, Chen Daji deeply realized that Jiu Mengzi Xin Lianshan was too unreliable, so this time he decisively chose his own father first.

In his heart, although Chen Fu was timid, he was still very good at dealing with old ladies.

Especially when the other party is just a pair of "broken shoes"...

However, before Chen Daji finished "inviting God", he was dragged back by Chang Baye.

"Can't the little bastard just stop for a while?!"

"Chen Yuanwai is such a good person, don't you feel bad if you don't kill him?!"

"This is... a ghost with a thousand years of practice!"

"Old sister Mai..."

Before Chang Baye could finish speaking, he was interrupted by the impatient Chen Dage.

"What's wrong with my grandma? Eighth Master, tell me quickly!"

Chang Baye glanced fearfully, and quietly stepped back a few steps at the embroidered shoes that were still howling and smoking.

"This thing is very fierce. In the troubled times before, it would kill eight hundred people if not one thousand!"

"Big girl and little daughter-in-law, but let her harm the old nose!"

"Before the old sister Mai didn't achieve a positive result, she fought with her for hundreds of years without winning or losing."

"But later, for some reason, the embroidered shoes quit Maishan by themselves, and the old sister can practice steadily from then on."

Hua Jiu, who had been thinking about Mai's grandma all the time, suddenly felt aggrieved in his heart.

Since she can't save her old man for the time being, it just happened to clean up the dirty things in front of her, which can be regarded as an outlet for grandma!

Although he came to work on the mountain without bringing any magic weapon, but after so long of practice, Hua Jiunan's strength has long since changed from what it used to be.

To deal with such a dirty thing that harms countless people, Hua Jiunan didn't talk nonsense, and he pinched the magic formula with both hands.

"Heavenly Fire Thunder God, thunder from five directions. Earth Fire Thunder God, subdue demons and eliminate spirits. Evil spirits go quickly, in my name, hurry like a law!"

"Tiangang Five Thunder Curse, come out!"

The mountain forest, which was originally blustery and windy, was instantly quiet when the wind extinguished the trees.

Five groups of fist-sized divine thunders appeared out of thin air, flying towards the embroidered shoes with crackling black arcs.

Although Chen Daji is a bit stupid, as one of the two major scourges in the world of Yin and Yang, his combat quality has been honed through thousands of trials.

Seeing his boss making a move, he immediately took out the big slingshot from his butt pocket, grabbed a small stone and let it catch a nosebleed.

"Smack your pants... hit the soles of your shoes!"

Not to be outdone, Zhang Chao, the master of the bar, ran crazily with little knowledge of feudal superstition in his head.

"The Big Dipper is dead, and the Southern Dipper is alive. I am under the order of the Jade Emperor to send you to do it!"

"Avenge those who are wronged, revenge those who have vengeance, those who can't hold their breath, get up!"

The land of the Northern Kingdom was the main battlefield against alien races in ancient times.

Therefore, there are not a few loyal and heroic souls sleeping here.

Coupled with the extremely low temperature and the inaccessibility of people, there are naturally many remains buried under the white snow.

Now when Zhang Chao performed the technique of exorcising corpses, more than a dozen large bulges instantly bulged on the snow.

Under the bulge, a pair of big withered hands stretched out, and mutilated mummies struggled to crawl out.

Most of them still carried blood-stained weapons in their hands.

Zhang Chao pointed at the embroidered shoes.

"Big brother, big sister, brothers-in-law, come on, strip him... and break his shoelaces!"

Seeing that others have made moves, Fatty Zhao Fei was a little anxious.

He was only here to chop wood, and he didn't expect to be able to fight.

Zhao Aiguo's big seal, and the mace that Chen Dage picked up for him, did not bring any of them with him.

The big eyeballs were dripping, and suddenly saw the murder weapon of Master Chang's tail, so he had an idea.

"Baye, you don't plan to make a move for the time being, do you?"

Chang Baye's head shook like a rattle, and even the flesh on his cheeks shook wildly.

"No plan, no plan!"

"If you want to use a mace, just take it, don't be polite to me..."

"Okay!" Zhao Fei picked up this human weapon, roared and rushed towards the embroidered shoes.

"Son of a bitch, fat man, I'll cut you to death with a stick!"

Dear readers, Zhao Fei is a "tall man".

Ever since he learned the "No Return Stick Method" with Chang Huaiyuan, for some reason, he has become even fatter.

Up to now, there are more than 300 catties...

This "charge", that sturdy and tragic aura should not be underestimated!

The series of attacks by Hua Jiunan and the four completely stunned the embroidered shoes:

What are the origins of these boys? Don't be afraid of ghosts. Why are they more vicious than the other when they fight!

Daoist great art, exorcising corpses in groups, blood of pure yang, slaying ghosts and killing methods...

If you don't do something quickly, I'm afraid I will really have to explain it here today!

"Little bastards, don't stop, I'm dead, and your grandma won't survive either!!"

After she finished speaking, a long tobacco rod appeared out of nowhere, and the rod fell to the snow with a plop.

It is the belongings of Grandma Mai.

Hua Jiunan and the four... Seeing this, the three hurriedly stopped.

Because the small stones hit by Chen Daji cannot be recovered.

Although they stopped, they still tightly surrounded the embroidered shoes.

Hua Jiunan hastily withdrew the spell just now, but at this time it has already been backlashed.

Suppressing the pain in his chest, he asked in a deep voice.

"Say, why are my grandma's things in your hands!"

Chen Daji even made threats.

"You fucking best tell the truth, or Master Ji, I'll stuff you up Fatty Zhao's pants, and fart and smoke you for ten or eight years!"

"Let me tell you, Fatty Zhao's farts stink!"

"If you use a lot of strength, you can still burst out shit flowers, but you can bury it!"

In fact, Chen Daji wanted to say that it was for Chang Baye, but when he thought about him going out for a stroll without even wearing underpants, he had to temporarily change it to Zhao Fatty.

The wicked need the wicked to grind.

When Chen Dage opened his mouth, the embroidered shoes took a few steps back in obvious fright...

Note: The alien races mentioned above refer to the former five Hus such as the Xiongnu, Xianbei, Jie, Qiang, and Di.

Does not destroy unity, does not mirror reality.