dead child, ghost carrying coffin

"Little puny, don't run any further, puff!"

"Take all the cows away!"

Seeing the panicked expressions of Master Chang and Zhang Bao, Chen Dage grinned.

But because his head is swollen bigger than a pig's head, and he has a sausage mouth, his smile is quite ugly... Ugly.

"Baye, don't be afraid, I'll take the 'enemy' away!"

"We came here specially to tell you, you are right, there are really cows on the island, and there are a lot of thieves stabbing them!"

Because he was distracted by talking, Chen Dage was overtaken by the mad bull behind him.

With a scream, it was raised high, and then it slammed heavily on the beach with a slap, making a big mark.

Such a tragic scene made Zhang Bao and Chang Baye subconsciously want to cover their eyes with their hands.

It's a pity that because of the "powder fracture" of the whole body, I can't do this action at all.

I can only rub my head into the sand to express my silent condolences to Chen Daji...

Zhang Bao: "Xiao Ba, you won't die, will you?"

Chang Baye: "...don't worry, the little bum has a solid skin and can resist..."

Facts have proved that Ba Ye Chang is the one who knows Chen Dage best in the world.

As soon as the eighth master finished speaking, Chen Daji got up with mischievous eyebrows, glanced at the mad cow, and ran into the woods.

"Second Uncle Zhang, Eighth Master, pay attention to concealment, the 'enemy' army is about to charge up!"

......

Chen Daji "leads", the herd of cattle runs past, and the earth roars.

The low shrubs were instantly flattened.

This time, it may be that he was chased too quickly by the mad cow, so Chen Daji didn't come back with a limp until the sun went down.

After a day of running around, this guy has completely lost his human appearance at this time:

His jacket and trousers were scraped into strips and hung on his body in a mess.

There is only one shoe left on the foot... the front half of the right foot, and the second half has been lost.

Only Xiaohua's underpants were of good quality, barely maintaining Chen Daji's last decency.

Sitting next to Chang Baye and Zhang Bao, Chen Daji grinned in pain.

"Oh mom, you don't know, eighth master, second uncle, the cow runs so fast, we were almost caught up!"

Continuously frightened, Ba Ye Chang is not even in the mood to complain about his good friend.

However, he couldn't help being curious and asked.

"Little brat, Ba Ye, I was always beaten by cows when I was a child, and I know they run fast."

"It's just that I was chased by one, and I was never pushed by a group!"

"We just want to ask, how did you manage to provoke so many at once!"

Chen Daji tore off the cloth strips from his body to bandage himself, and grinned as he answered.

"Both you and Uncle Zhang said that you don't like cow dung and want to eat beef, so we can only fight with cows."

"I tried one but I couldn't do it, and I couldn't do it with another one... The challenge was too much, and all the cows started chasing me..."

Ba Ye Chang was astonished when he heard the words:

He knew about Chen Daji Biao before, but he never expected to be so Biao!

It's also a cow, why can't you beat this, but you can beat others? ! !

He was about to curse but stopped suddenly.

Because Chang Baye suddenly thought that the difference in combat power between the same species might be really big, just like a certain snake and his seven brothers...

Fortunately, I didn't scold him, otherwise the little bastard would be humiliating himself if he came back like this...

The lucky Chang Baye decisively changed the subject.

"Little bastard, where are the cows?"

"Don't tell Baye that because it's getting dark, you have an appointment to fight another [-] rounds tomorrow!!"

Chen Dage saw through his mind, and smiled awkwardly.

"There's no need to fight tomorrow, we'll beat the cows away today!"

Chang Baye glanced lightly, his eyes full of disdain.

"Little brat, don't mess with Baye!"

"Just because you can beat the cows away? It's almost as good as blowing away!"

Chen Daji was suspicious of his good friend, and suddenly became anxious.

Bowling legs jumped three feet high, pointing at Chang Baye, spitting stars flying all over the place.

"Oh my god, why don't you believe me? When have I ever fooled you!"

"Those cows were driven away by my tricks!"

Zhang Bao, who didn't know Chen Daji very well, immediately became interested when he heard this.

"I don't want to think that my little friend is still a person with both wisdom and courage, which is rare!"

"Can you tell Pindao in detail how you defeated the herd of cattle?"

"Hey, if there were wise men like Daji in our Yellow Turban Army back then, they would definitely be able to defeat the imperial court and restore the world to a bright future!"

"It's a pity! It's a pity!"

When Chen Daji was praised as a wise man, when he heard the words, he suddenly started to shiver.

I just feel that my waist is no longer sore, my legs are no longer painful, and even my face, which was stung and swollen by the hornet, is radiant.

"Second Uncle Zhang, let me tell you, at that time we were chased by bulls, so we took them to find Bumblebee."

"As soon as a stone is dry on the hornet's nest, the hornet will start to 'cannibalize' the cow!"

"Hey, the hornet won in the end, and the cow ran away."

Zhang Bao was stunned, and after a long time, he let out a sigh of emotion.

"This scheme is called 'Killing with a Borrowed Knife'. You are worthy of being a wise man in the world!"

"It's just...it's just that there is still one thing that Pindao doesn't understand, and I hope you can enlighten me."

"After the hornets are drawn out, why do they only attack the mad cow and not you?!"

Seeing Zhang Bao humbly asking for advice, Chen Daji was a little embarrassed.

She shrank her neck before answering embarrassingly.

"We resist the sting better than the cow... The cow couldn't stand it and ran away first... The hornet was full and went home..."

Zhang Bao was a little dazed after hearing this. After a long time, he took a deep breath and uttered seven words heavily.

"It's a 'bitter trick'..."