dead child, ghost carrying coffin

As soon as Xiao Wuxin finished speaking, two soul lamps suddenly floated in the dark wind, and the two red characters "death" on the left and "sacrifice" on the right were particularly eye-catching.

There is also a large amount of paper money floating in the wind.

A group of funeral "people" slowly walked out of the paper money.

There are old and young, men and women.

There are even paper men with red cheeks and paper horses as black as ink shuttle back and forth.

The "mourners" each wore blood-stained filial piety, and their faces were either pale or black and blue.

The only thing they have in common is that they all smile strangely, with pus and blood dripping from their eyes.

At the front of the team was a group of ghost priests.

The Yuefu "Elegy" came out of their mouths.

But what is sung now is "Blood Lake Spirit, Recommended Death".

The ghost Taoist walking in the front holds tiles and an iron ax in his hand.

While leading the funeral procession forward, he shouted miserably.

"When the day is auspicious and when the world opens, I will worship the Jade Emperor and send me to mourn."

"My body is transformed into the true martial god of the north, wearing a golden armor, holding a vajra and descending to the gate of heaven."

"Lead the way in front of the Sun and Moon Palace, and the two generals Heng Ha will drive with you. Every mountain and mountain must be passed, and water and water must be passed. If there is any obstruction, Yin and Yang will follow."

The strangest thing is that, through the shadowy "crowd", I saw ten long-haired, masked evil spirits, carrying a huge bright red bluestone coffin, swaying forward.

The four sides of the coffin, as well as the top and bottom, are densely engraved with bright red "murals".

Although it was too far away and blocked by thick fog to see the content above, there were bursts of cold and desperate breath rushing towards the face like a tide.

When he got closer, he saw a huge blood character written on the chests of the ten coffin-carrying ghosts.

Connected together is "heaven, earth, people, gods and ghosts, Maolin wins Yukun."

Seeing these ten characters, Hua Jiunan felt vaguely familiar with them, but for a while, he couldn't remember where he saw them.

"Damn it, the ghost has a funeral even after it dies? You cried so badly... It seems that you are much more filial than the sons of the cat-faced old lady..."

While muttering to himself, Chen Daji tugged Baye Chang's big tail backwards.

"Baye, don't be dazed, hurry up and put it into reverse gear!"

"No matter what pedestrians and vehicles are doing, they have to give way to Baishi's family. This is the rule!"

Every time something dangerous happened, Chen Daji would take the initiative to expose the target.

If he exposes himself, let him expose, and he will always implicate our eighth master.

This made Chang Baye very angry. He wanted to whip him with a big tail, but he was worried that he would attract too much attention.

So he could only tightly wrap around Chen Dage's neck, and swayed vigorously in the air from side to side.

"Little brat, can't you just keep your voice down, keep your voice down, keep your voice down?!"

"It's so noisy, it will be discovered by dirty things!"

......

"Oh, eighth master, let me tell you a few words, you little bastard, how dare you ignore us?!"

"No, I must beat you hard today!"

Chang Baye's operation made much more noise than Chen Dage's.

So much so that the funeral ghosts not far away had stopped and looked towards this side with a wry smile.

Only the paper money in the hand is still throwing away.

Seeing this scene, Gray Sixth felt quite helpless.

"Old Ba, you are using your tail to strangle the neck of the little shriveled calf, what is he talking about?"

"Also, don't blame me for not reminding you, if you don't let go of the big plan, he might be strangled to death by you..."

Ba Ye was startled when he heard the words, only then did he see that Chen Dage's mouth was crooked, his tongue drooping and foaming.

The bandy legs that were originally kicking on were also hanging straight, like bacon sticks hanging from the eaves.

"Ay Ya I gi!"

After an exclamation, Ba Ye hurriedly put Chen Dage on the ground gently.

"You little bastard, don't scare me, we really didn't mean it!"

As he spoke, Chang Baye felt distressed and anxious, and almost cried.

Just as he was hesitating whether to give Chen Daji a "snake" breath like in the TV, the guy let out a series of heart-piercing coughs.

"Fuck! Cough cough cough!"

"Baye, you... cough, cough, you are too ruthless!"

"So Xuan strangled me to death...Your merit must be deducted!"

To say anything else, under the extreme guilt of Chang Baye, he might not argue with Chen Dage.

But when it comes to withholding meritorious service, isn't that killing him?

"Little brat, you..."

Before Ba Ye Chang finished speaking, the leading ghost Taoist suddenly raised his head.

In the rotten eyes, black flesh worms actually shuttled in and out.

"Blessed Immeasurable Heavenly Venerate."

"The lord is short of two 'golden boys' to lead the way, and you are just right."

Yan Bi hehe smiled miserably, and slowly floated towards this side.

Chen Daji was out of his mind, barely stopped coughing, and turned to ask Chang Baye.

"Baye, what is a golden boy? What does the ghost mean?"

Ba Ye Chang was already terrified, he rolled up behind the big rock tremblingly, and buried his head with the stone pot in the middle.

From a distance, it looks like a pile of shit...

"The ghost means to take you and Mr. Xiao away, and serve as servants for the things in the coffin."

"Eat less than chickens, get up earlier than dogs, serve tea and water to clean up, take a bath, rub your back and beat cigarette ash, it's miserable!"

"Oh shit!" Chen Daji was furious when he heard this.

No matter which life it is, only others will serve him. When did the "Major General" serve others!

A word disagrees with the big move and starts - just try to learn the skills from the deaf mother-in-law, and go out.

There are two immortals of Chen Daji:

One is Xin Lianshan, a heroic ghost;

The other is in Guanghua Mansion, a miniature "father of great plans".

It is implied in the book that these two horse celestial beings are not weak.

One is one of the guardians of the punishment hell, an existence that frightens many evils;

The other is the Kaifu righteous god who has done countless good deeds, received blessings from heaven and earth, and manifested his holiness in living people.

In a sense, it can barely be regarded as one-third of the Palace Master.

I saw Chen Daji jumping up in front of the group of ghosts with a loud voice, his eyes closed and his foot stomping on the ground three times, muttering something.

"One invites the heaven and earth to shake, the second invites ghosts and gods to be shocked, the third invites Mao Laodao, and the fourth invites Jiang Taigong..."

In fact, the orthodox way the deaf mother-in-law taught him didn't have these messy formulas at all.

These are all added by himself, the reason... Chen Daji thinks that if he doesn't say anything, he always feels that the sense of ceremony is not enough...

Fortunately, the group of ghosts were intimidated by Chen Daji's "crazy temperament", so they didn't attack him while he was "chanting the spell".

After more than 30 seconds, this guy opened his poro-like voice and let out a loud cry.

"Invite Xin Lianshan!"

Huhuhu, the wind is still there, and everything around has not changed.

Not to mention the heroic ghost Xin Lianshan, but he didn't even invite a fart...

Just when all the "people" were looking at Chen Daji like an idiot, and the scene was extremely embarrassing, a kid's head suddenly spun out of the snow.

Staring at the big innocent eyes, after seeing the funeral ghosts, he was obviously terrified.

"Big evil??? Big evil!!!"

"Oh my god, I was scared to death!"

Then he turned his head 180 degrees and looked at Chen Daji.

"Major General, my General Xin has just finished drinking, please ask me to bring you a word."

"He really drank too much, he must not be able to drink for the time being!"

"If you always buy him a drink, at least tomorrow!"

The kid spoke these words extremely fast, much faster than the commercials spoken by some presenters.

The most rare thing is that the enunciation is clearer than him.

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Chen Dage to speak, he slid into the ground and disappeared, leaving only the stunned "everyone"...