dead child, ghost carrying coffin

With "Shi Duner" on his back, Chang Baye, who had always been "drowsy", suddenly felt blessed in his heart.

Shrinking his head, he looked at God Mengpo fearfully, and then at Chen Daji.

"Little brat, you are already a treasure, can you borrow this stone pier and use it first?!"

Chen Daji was taken aback: This guy has a big heart, and he is not stingy with other people, let alone his "good friends".

Out of respect, he first looked to God Meng Po for advice:

What a big heart God Meng Po is, of course the things sent out are at the disposal of Chen Dage, so she nodded with a smile.

Only then did Chen Daji wave his hand, and said to Chang Baye boldly.

"Baye, you are too polite!"

"Why don't we borrow it or not? I'll give it to you!"

Ba Ye Chang was ecstatic when he heard the words, and nodded his head at God Meng Po and Chen Dage.

"We thank you two, thank you two!"

Chen Dage gave a cheap laugh, walked over and put his arms around Chang Baye's thick neck.

"Ba Ye, you just need to be rare!"

"When I get back, I'll spend money and ask someone to make you a big iron chain and hang the stone pier around your neck."

Chang Baye's blessing came from the sky, and he didn't want to hate Chen Daji, so he looked at Shidun and muttered to himself.

"It would be great if it was a scapegoat..."

The treasure follows one's will, and when the black light flickers, it turns into a rough stone pot, and it hits Chang Baye's head with a bang.

Fits perfectly, just like custom made.

Chang Baye, who was already wretched... even more wretched.

That looks like the kid in the helmet in the funny TV series!

Chen Daji and Chang Baye are ignorant of Shan Pao, but Chang Huaiyuan and Hua Jiunan are sensible people.

Seeing this, he hurriedly cupped his fists at Po Meng.

"Thank you, God Meng Po, for the gift of the treasure!"

God Meng Po waved her hand casually, and a few more Shidun'er appeared.

Although these are also treasures, they are far inferior to the "Reincarnation of Life and Death" given to Ba Ye Chang.

"You're welcome, sit down."

Speaking of which, pointing with one hand, a circle appeared on the ground.

Isolate everyone except Hua Jiunan and the others.

"A perfect royal family, a golden-horned dragon lord, I have neglected you, the old woman is afraid that others will laugh at me and I don't know how to be polite."

Hua Jiunan continued to be humble, but at the same time secretly puzzled.

Why in the past few days, people always say that I am the ultimate royal family? !

Seeing the doubt in Hua Jiunan's heart, Po Meng sighed secretly and spoke slowly.

"The emperor has woken up, and the curtain of your family has opened. It's okay to tell you now."

When Po Meng said this, Chen Daji immediately lost interest in studying the stone pot, but stuck out his head and asked curiously.

"Grandma, what is a perfect person?"

"Why is my boss a perfect person? Who am I?"

Chen Daji's greatest ability is to be able to swear at any majestic person:

For example, Fan Baye, who has always been serious and unsmiling; Su Houye, who is unparalleled in loyalty and integrity...

"Who are you? You're a fool!" Grandma Meng glanced at Chen Dage angrily.

Just when he was about to explain, a "bad guest" rushed over with a group of dark soldiers.

"Presumptuous! How dare the idlers gather at the bridge of Naihe to despise the majesty of my underworld?! Hurry up and disperse!"

I saw the "man" dressed as a jailer, with loose hair, holding a wooden sign with the word "Daily Patrol" written on it.

It is the gentle God of Riyou.

When Ba Ye Chang saw his enemy, he felt pain in every part of his body.

Suddenly, he ran behind his elder brother, trembling with fright.

"Big brother, the bad guys are coming, let's run away..."

Unlike Chang Baye, the rest of them are not so cowardly, they are all "warriors"!

Even Chan Ruyu, who had heard that the Riyou God bullied Chang Baye, did the same.

Taking out the three-meter-long nine-ring sword, it shook the ground with a coquettish grunt.

"Bold! It's you who is presumptuous!"

"Believe it or not, grandma, I'll beat you up right now!"

After the small and exquisite girl finished speaking, she suddenly realized that her appearance was not in line with a lady's demeanor.

So he playfully stuck out his tongue at everyone on his side.

At the same time, there was also the heroic ghost Xin Lianshan.

With this reckless character, he is doomed to dislike someone who makes small reports like Ri Youshen.

What's more, it was my good brother who was suing.

The fiery red steel fork pointed forward fiercely, spitting flying across the front.

"Riyoushen, you idiot, are you tired of working?! I haven't seen your uncle Xin here, and you dare to yell!"

The leading generals of the three major Han army iron cavalry even let out a cold snort.

"My husband, who do you say are idlers?"

"Hurry up and come here and bow down to my little gentleman, Major General!"

"If you are too late, your head will fall to the ground immediately!"

The hidden table in the book:

In fact, Riyou is gentle and gentle, and has long known that Hua Jiunan and the other three are on the opposite side.

He also came to escort these "important criminals" under the orders of Cui Jue and Cui Fujun, so as not to cause trouble along the way.

But this guy was already narrow-minded, thinking that since he was tearing his face apart, he must give Hua Jiunan and the three of them a blow, and it would be best to beat them hundreds of times in public...

(Note: In the old days, it was used to overwhelm the arrogance of the prisoner, and beat the legs or buttocks of the prisoner who was just caught or released with a stick, which was called "killing the power stick".)

(Anyone who is a newcomer must eat a hundred killing sticks first. —— "Water Margin")

That's a long way off, let's get down to business:

Facts have proved that Riyoushen is obviously thinking too much.

Don't talk about killing power, these masters can't stand it!

When Chen Daji saw Ri Youshen, it was really "enemies are jealous when they meet!"

With a loud voice, he jumped up and rushed forward.

"You bastard! You're the one who cheated Little Face, Niu Ma, and the others? I beat you to death!"

Seeing Chen Daji's actions, Zhao Fei was naturally not to be outdone.

Holding the big seal of his father followed closely behind.

"Chicken put this guy down, fat man, I'll kill him with one fart!"

The group of ghosts booed after seeing this.

"Major General is mighty!"

"Cut to death the bastard of the Japanese wandering god!"

"When you were away, he always bullied us!"

Although in normal times, our Eighth Master Chang looks down on Chen Daji.

But at critical moments, how can you see your "good friends" suffer.

Immediately, he rolled his tail and pulled the two of them back.

"You little bastard, are you a tiger?"

"My big brother and big...big sister are here, so there's no need for the two of you to come forward!"

After finishing speaking, he smiled flatteringly at Chang Huaiyuan and Chan Ruyu.

At this moment, a group of majestic soldiers from the underworld suddenly appeared beside the Great God Meng Po.

The leading ghost general strode forward and walked straight to Ri Youshen.

"Great God Meng Po is here to entertain guests, how can you allow you to yell!"

"Stand back quickly!"

Seeing that there are many people on the opposite side, and there are masters in command, Wen Liang, the day tour god, naturally won't suffer immediate losses.

With a turn of his eyes, he took out the souvenir of the governor Cui Jue.

"This god is ordered to come to escort the important criminals, who dare to stop you?!"

"Where are the Yin soldiers, bring those three people and one snake to me!"

After the guy finished speaking, no one responded for a long time.

Moreover, Hua Jiunan and his party, as well as the cavalry of the Han army, all looked at him with half-smiles.

The most exaggerated smile is the heroic ghost Xin Lianshan. He does not hesitate to use the will-o'-the-wisps on his corners to form a dialog box, which reads:

Wen Liang, you are a big fool!

Seeing this, Ri Youshen hurriedly looked back, wanting to angrily reprimand the Yin soldiers behind him.

But a gust of wind blew by, and there was no one behind him...

At this moment, hundreds of Yin soldiers were already smiling around Chen Dage, offering cigarettes, lighting a fire, pouring water, and saying polite words, and so on.

"Haha, major general, you died again so soon? How did you die? Did you fight with your enemy without bringing a brother, and someone beat you to death? Report your name! Brothers frightened him in a dream tonight to avenge you !"

"Major General Emma, ​​we've been bored during the ten years you've been away! The higher-ups are so strict that we can't even drink alcohol!"

"That's right, the supply of cigarettes is almost gone, and I have to pick up cigarette butts to smoke!"

All the Yin soldiers chattered and twittered, and Chen Daji was dumbfounded.

He could only touch the heroic ghost Xin Lianshan secretly.

"I said Brother Xin, it seems that our popularity here is not bad, so many people think of me..."

Xin Lianshan nodded deeply: "That must be dripped!"

The two errands who "essentially escorted" Hua Jiunan and the three back, expressed their deep helplessness when they heard the conversation between the two.

In most places, the hooligans have a good relationship with the authorities, what is there to be proud of...