dead child, ghost carrying coffin

Hearing what Zhang Chao said, Chen Daji laughed even worse.

He stretched out his hand and pointed at the evil spirit that was suppressed by Hua Jiunan.

"Chao'er, take off your pants and pee on his face!"

"I'll go, what's Boss Chen doing?!" Although Zhang Chao didn't understand, he followed the iron law of nature, which is that bullies are afraid of hooligans, and he still walked towards the evil spirits.

As he walked, he untied the rope tied around his waist.

There is no way, Zhang Chao's father died early, and the family is too poor to afford a belt.

Chen Daji hid far behind Zhang Chao, with a look on his face that he was not afraid of big things.

"Isn't it written in the little man's book that ghosts are afraid of boys peeing?"

"Hahaha, give him a mouthful to see if he comes out!"

Zhang Chao was stunned: "Boss Chen, you...have you ever messed with someone?"

Chen Daji: "...Secret love doesn't count..."

Chao Zhang: "..."

"Then why don't you pee yourself?"

Chen Daji scratched his messy hair, with a look of embarrassment on his face: "I'm afraid that ghosts will bite my 'thousand catty'."

"Oh, I'll bite it off with one bite..."

Zhang Chao and Hua Jiunan: "..."

Although Gang Jing is also afraid of being "critically attacked" by ghosts, he is even more afraid of hooligans.

He could only move in small steps to the front of "Xiao Wang" who was being suppressed by Hua Jiunan.

Close your eyes and put water on it.

This action not only frightened the evil spirits, but also frightened Hua Jiunan.

He rushed out all the way in a jiffy, using Guwu's starting gesture, "strictly guard".

If he was accidentally injured by accident and peed all over his face, he would be ashamed to go out to meet people in the future!

It's hard for Hua Jiu to run away, and "Xiao Wang" is still being crushed by zombies.

With a look of horror on his face, he let out a heart-piercing cry.

"Stinky boy, don't come here!"

Seeing that the prevention was ineffective, the evil spirit had already seen Zhang Chao's big flowered underpants, and the evil spirit suddenly turned into a cloud of green smoke, separated from the little queen and rushed towards Zhang Chao.

"I made you pee!"

Hua Jiunan wanted to stop him, but he "escaped" too far just now, and it was too late.

There was only a scream...but it was an evil ghost who made the scream.

The appearance of the natal corpse and the ancestor of the Zhang family disappeared in Zhang Chao's mind.

Seizing the opportunity, Hua Jiunan and Chen Daji attacked together.

"Heavenly Fire Thunder God, thunder from five directions. Earth Fire Thunder God, subdue demons and eliminate spirits. Evil spirits go away quickly, and I report to my emperor. Be as urgent as the law! Tiangang Five Thunder Curse, come out!"

"Fart bomb, let's go!"

The thunder exploded, and the stench was suffocating.

The poor evil ghost only had time to let out a scream before it disappeared completely.

Chen Daji paced back and forth at the place where the evil spirit disappeared.

"Damn it, is it gone?"

"I knew I should take it easy..."

Although Hua Jiunan also secretly regretted it, but at this time it is still important to save people.

"Zhang Chao, please let these seniors rest and let Brother Wang go."

The boss's boss, that's still the boss!

Upon hearing this, Zhang Chao immediately raised his right hand, and then...then remained motionless.

After a while, with a sad face, he said submissively.

"Squad leader, the little knowledge of feudal superstition in my mind can only drive away corpses, not let them lie down..."

All Zombies: "..."

"Then what should I do? Hun'er can't get out, the house is bombed, and it's almost dawn..."

"Family matters are easy to talk about!" At the critical moment, local tyrant Chen Daji made a decisive move.

He took out his mobile phone and called Chen Fu.

"Father, what are you doing?"

"What the hell? Are you still sleeping at two o'clock in the middle of the night? It's time to get up and pick up eggs!"

From the other end of the phone, Chen Fu roared hysterically.

"Little brat! Believe it or not, I'm going to have a second child with your mother right now!"

Chen Daji laughed, scratched his head and begged for mercy.

"Father, don't make trouble, I have business with you...Can you buy me hundreds of coffins before dawn...the kind of home delivery..."

When Chen Fu heard this, he lost all mood of cursing in an instant.

"Why, you and Xiao Jiu went digging other people's graves in the middle of the night to play?!"

"Don't bother, let the folks find out, you two must be beaten to death!"

Not to mention the pair of father and son with unique ideas, Hua Jiunan first helped Zhang Chao and sent all the zombies back to Yizhuang.

He picked up Xiao Wang who was unconscious again, and muttered something in his mouth.

"Wandering souls, where are the remaining three souls that descended early, and the seven souls came, temples and villages, palaces and prisons, tombs and forests in the fields by the river, false alarms and strange, lost true souls."

"Today, I invite the mountain god, General Wudao Youlu, to be the local land, the kitchen master of the house, and I will be sent to serve, and I will deliberately collect and collect the soul to possess the body and help the spirit. The gate of heaven and the gate of the earth will be opened, and the boy from thousands of miles will send his soul."

"I beg the Supreme Lord to be as urgent as the law!"

Under the blessing of the spell, Xiao Wang's soul, which was expelled by the evil spirits, floated back into his body.

He also grunted and woke up leisurely.

"Xiao Jiu?!"

"Where is this? What happened to me just now?"

Note: The main text is full, the following is what I said to my true fans, I don’t like to skip it.

Anyone who sees this should be a true fan.

The elders of Jiangshan can tolerate me and don't let others make illegal money.

People like me who write novels get scolded for half of their money.

But please don't scold my parents, family, thank you.

And to be honest, I still have a lot of true fans. If I beg them to do something, maybe no one will answer me.

But begging them to scold the street, there will be hundreds of thousands.

I delete the comment you scolded me, in fact, to protect you...

The little brother justified a few words:

First, I am not a genius writer, and I write very slowly.

I often sit in front of the computer for hours without being able to write a single word.

I am very anxious.

Second, I sincerely thank you all for your support. Dear readers, I have read the comments of the little beauty several times.

Please Guan Douyin Yaoyao Second Uncle, Fourth Uncle Six Three Bawu!

I kiss my cousin.

Thank you!