dead child, ghost carrying coffin

Chen Fu has been struggling in the society for so many years, but he is much smarter than his son Chen Dage.

After listening to Zhao Aiguo's words, he nodded repeatedly.

"Old Zhao, I believe it!"

"If the two of us dare to tell Uncle Li, the master can chop us up with a knife just after we know how to recite multiplication formulas and look up the dictionary!"

"It doesn't hurt at all!"

Speaking of this, Chen Fu suddenly stopped, and fell into the memories of his childhood.

"Old Zhao, I remember that I read the multiplication formula that I would memorize in the second grade of junior high school, how about you?"

"When did you meet?"

Zhao Aiguo was surprised when he heard the words, and then turned his head away in contempt.

That's the perfect way to explain a sentence:

My mother won't let me play with idiots!

The family reunited after a long absence, and the atmosphere was naturally very warm.

The men raised their glasses frequently and talked loudly;

The housewives laughed softly, and occasionally looked at their men with tenderness.

Several people in Huajiu also have missions:

That is to keep "feeding" Chang Ba Ye who can't move his tail.

"Baye, do you want a piece of fat?"

"It's oily when you bite into it, it's so greasy!"

Chang Baye scolded angrily: "You little bastard, get out of here!"

"Do you want me to eat like a kid from the Zhao family?!"

"I can't run fast when I encounter danger, I have to be beaten to death by others!"

Speaking of Zhao Fei, Chang Baye looked up and became even more angry.

This guy is desperately stuffing "sizzling" big fat meat into his mouth.

While stuffing it, he muttered in a low voice: "Emma, ​​it smells so good!"

"Grandpa, grandma, you should make some slices while it's hot."

Seeing this scene, Ba Ye Chang wished to whip Zhao Fei with his big tail immediately.

It can be seen that Uncle Li is still pinching meat for him;

I saw the hundred-killing knife on the old man's back again... I suddenly felt that there is nothing wrong with eating meat, so let's bear with it...

But Ba Ye felt even more tormented:

Is there any way to make this little fat man change his habit, stop eating meat and eat more grass? ! !

The whole family in the small courtyard is happy and happy, poor Chang Baye is the only one who has a lot of worries!

Hey, my eighth master really broke his heart for this family!

On the other hand, in the kitchen:

The tall and thin ghost messenger is cooking carefully with his tongue twisted. He is cooking the famous dish "Jing Bazhen" in the north.

Due to limited conditions and realistic constraints, the main ingredients are replaced by other things with similar tastes.

But under the processing of this eight-life chef, ordinary people really can't tell the difference.

With the flipping of the spoon, the tongue hanging on the shoulder of the tall and thin ghost trembled and trembled, which seemed quite rhythmic.

"I said brother, it was a great opportunity to get close to that old general just now, why did you drag me here to cook?"

"Could it be that you're hungry?!"

The burly ghost guard looked at his colleagues helplessly, and thought to himself:

As far as brains and eyesight are concerned (the ability to act according to circumstances, know how to observe words, act according to circumstances, and not be annoying.), how did you get to be on an equal footing with me!

Could it be that stupid people have stupid blessings? !

"Brother, General Li's family is reunited, how can we join in the fun as outsiders."

"Isn't that obviously annoying!"

"In addition... In addition, have you noticed that this family is not simple!"

"Major General is an old man in this house, so he really can only be a grandson..."

The tall and thin ghost was obviously shocked when he heard this.

"Brother, what do you mean by that?"

"Is it possible that other than that old general Li, everyone else has a lot of background?!"

The Zhuang Shuo ghost guard looked around to make sure that no one else was eavesdropping before opening his mouth cautiously.

"Brother, when we left Master Su's place, we accidentally saw the 'Household Register' in the hands of the civil and military judge."

"On it...on it..."

The tall and thin ghost was impatient.

"What, brother, you said it!"

"Unexpectedly, in this family, there are two and a half people whose names do not have a Yangshou record!!!"