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Of course, Hua Jiunan would not say such an answer, even Chen Daji didn't believe it.

"It's because your trousers are made of iron!"

"Iron is a good conductor of electricity... the teacher said in class."

Although Chen Daji is ignorant, he has one advantage:

That is to believe in the learned man!

Besides, what could the teacher say be wrong? !

So he decisively untied his belt and threw it aside.

Chen Dage was still not at ease. After examining it carefully with his smoking head, he found that the zippers of his clothes were also made of metal.

Simply take off and leave the altar.

"Come again, boss."

"If you are still struck by lightning this time, it can only mean that our body contains more iron than others."

"This physiology and hygiene teacher talked about it in class."

"I like to listen to the physiology and hygiene class the most, so I never get distracted..."

Hua Jiu was "surprised" by Chen Daji's words.

Bad, this kid actually learned to "rush to answer"...

Based on the principle of being cautious and cautious, Hua Jiunan decided to teach Chen Daji the Taoist body-protecting thaumaturgy, "Nine Nether Gang".

Anyway, Hua Jiunan just hoped that Chen Daji would be safe and sound, and he didn't need to "charge into battle".

"Lord Beidou Qiyuan, the great holy god of Tiangang, the great dharma king of Lixie, protects me innocently, illuminates the road of the three realms, and illuminates the Beiyou Palace."

"I follow the decree of heaven and earth to break through the Nine Nether Gates, and I obey the decree of Heaven and Earth to break open the gate of Fengdu. I am as urgent as Taiyi to save the suffering from the decree of the decree of the decree of God."

"Li, Gen, Dui, Qian, Zhong, Xun, Zhen, Kun, Kan, Jiuyou Gang, come out!"

It was difficult for Hua Jiu to read a sentence, but Chen Dage followed up while staring at the sky cautiously.

After the spell was completed, a miracle happened.

I saw the nine gods appearing out of thin air, and with a flash of light, they gradually merged into Chen Daji's body.

Then, on his limbs, chest, back, etc., nine lifelike "tattoos" appeared.

Surrounded by blue light, Chen Dage seems to have really become a god.

Hua Jiu couldn't help but let out an exclamation.

"Permanent spell blessing!!!"

The hidden table in the book:

Permanent blessing mantras are not new in Buddhism and Taoism.

But that is almost always used on statues in Taoist temples or temples.

There is no precedent recorded in all the classics for a living person like Chen Daji to be permanently blessed by a spell!

Hua Jiunan was ecstatic in his heart, but Chen Daji's black face was full of grievances.

He complained as he rubbed the "tattoo".

"Boss, can this thing be washed off?"

"I've heard that people with tattoos can't be soldiers or policemen..."

Grandma Mai, who noticed all this, flew up to the altar and hit Chen Dage on the head with a cigarette.

"Stop talking nonsense, little brat, hurry up and apologize to Master Tianshi!"

After finishing speaking, he ignored the bewildered Chen Dage and kowtowed to the tribute table non-stop.

After a while, seeing that there was no "God's Punishment", Grandma Mai gradually felt relieved.

Hua Jiunan wanted to strike while the iron was hot, and continued to try to teach Chen Dage other body protection spells, but he refused.

"Boss, don't make trouble!"

"I was struck by lightning again, and I got tattoos again. If I continue to learn, I will die."

"If you really think it's fun, I'll accompany you when I recover from my injury..."

Hua Jiunan looked at Chen Dage who was bleeding and smoking with a black face, and felt that what he said made sense.

So he gave up the idea of ​​continuing teaching, and invited the rest of the immortals to the altar.

Among them, Chang Huaiyuan can learn the most:

Not only did he get the golden elixir of "catch the hurdles and fill them out, tame the dragon and the tiger", he also learned nine kinds of spells from the heavenly masters.

Bai Wuwei got the "Taiping Fushui Technique" and "Golden Armor Technique";

Huang Zuo and his wife learned "Cloud Zongshu" and "Monster Body Spirit Alchemy".

As for Gray Sixth, he didn't learn anything.

He just walked up to the altar silently, and first saluted Hua Jiunan respectfully.

Then he gave Ge Tianshi a memorial tablet and kowtowed eighteen times in a row.

A moment later, a burst of fairy music filled the altar.

Three streaks of green energy floated up and merged directly into Hui Lao Liu's chest.

He was taken aback for a moment, and then revealed ecstasy.

Kowtow even more desperately.

The other four great immortals and grandma Mai showed envious expressions and came to congratulate them one after another.

"Congratulations to the sixth brother who has been recognized, and will enjoy the care of the celestial master from now on!"

Hui Lao Liu suppressed the excitement in his heart and cupped his fists in return for everyone.

"Happy together!"

"I can have today, thanks to Mr. Xiao's mercy!"