dead child, ghost carrying coffin

At this critical moment, a mean voice sounded in Chen's ear.

"Major General, Major General, as long as you agree to help the old man steal the ancient scroll from Daru's hand, how about I teach you how to use the ink city between your eyebrows?"

Hearing this movement, Chen Daji was taken aback suddenly, even Zhang Jiao, Xun Yi and Panhu didn't pay attention to the fight.

"Damn it, what a wicked driver?!"

The driver is the eternal pain in Hao Gui's heart, and he is also the guy he misses day and night and wants to take revenge.

Hearing the words, he suddenly regained his spirits: "Major General, what did you just say? Driving?!"

"Where is that old boy? If nothing else, I must get my pants back!"

Chen Daji was too lazy to talk to the heroic ghost Xin Lianshan, so he kicked his big ass hard.

"It's none of your business, hurry up and help Uncle Sun fight!"

Haogui had no choice but to be forced to open the business, but he turned around every step of the way, trying to find traces of wicked driving.

With no outsiders disturbing him, Chen Daji opened his mouth with a smirk.

"Where are you, the wicked driver? Come out quickly, Master Ji, I promise I won't beat you to death!"

Emperor Mo is so smart, how could he be fooled by someone Chen? Hearing this, he just laughed even harder.

"Don't make trouble, major general, just be serious!"

"Do you think what the old man just said is okay?"

Although Chen Daji is immoral and ignorant, he respects learned people the most in his life, so he will never steal things from the great Confucian Xun Yi.

Hearing that his head was shaking like a rattle drum.

"Don't do it, don't do it! We can't cheat Uncle Xun."

"Besides, even if you are willing to teach me, I won't be able to learn it! Don't fool us!"

Seeing that Mr. Chen was not fooled, the secretly Mo Huang had a new idea in his eyes.

"Major General, if you don't help me steal Daru's ancient scroll, you can steal Old Man Sun's compass for me!"

"And we guarantee that you will be able to learn what I teach!"

"You don't need to memorize formulas, you don't need to meditate, it's as easy as using the little basket on your stomach!"

"Fuck, is there such a good thing?!" Chen was about to move when he heard the words.

"You drive wickedly, you won't fool me again, will you!?"

"Don't fool, absolutely don't fool!"

Seeing that Chen Daji was about to be fooled, the secretive Emperor Mo hurriedly swears.

"If I fool Major General, I won't be able to marry a wife for the rest of my life, and even if I marry a wife and have a son, I won't have an asshole!"

Chen might not believe it if he made other oaths, but he immediately believed in such a vicious oath that he would not marry a daughter-in-law.

"Okay... let's go!"

"Master Ji, I'll trust you again, but if you lie to me again, we'll piss on your face next time!"

"Let Ba Ye continue to pee after I urinate! He has a big body, and he urinates profusely and yellowly. He can drown you!"

In the dark, Emperor Mo thought about the scene of the big worm lying on his face and peed on his face, and felt disgusted, and shook his head desperately to expel this unsightly scene.

"Don't worry, Major General, the old man won't lie to you if he says he won't lie to you...how about I tell you how to use Mocheng first."

"Try if you can, and then help me steal the old grandson's compass!"

Hearing the words, Chen Daji had made up his mind completely: according to this condition, he would not suffer at all.

After you learn it, you can break your promise and get fat, and then let Uncle Zhang and the others catch the stinky driver and beat him up!

At least... At least help Xin's big head to get his pants back...

At this point, Chen couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Okay, that's it! You can teach us how to handle Xiaocheng now!"

"Tell me in advance: if it doesn't work, it doesn't count!"