dead child, ghost carrying coffin

What kind of existence is Chen Daji? It can be said that he has seen more ghosts than people he knows.

So he just walked back cursing while shaking his pee-drenched crotch.

"Damn it, I met a rogue ghost, and I stayed up late at night to peek at other people peeing."

"That's great, I can wear this virtue tomorrow, I can only force Chao'er to change."

"That guy doesn't like to take a bath, doesn't pay attention to hygiene, and doesn't know if there are lice or fleas in his crotch..."

When it was dawn the next day, it was a slightly weird old lady who woke up Chen Daji.

Chen Dage was taken aback for a moment, and then jumped out of the bed happily.

"Oh, grandma, how come you have the time to come back?!"

"Why, Town God's Temple let you go bankrupt?!"

The originally kind-hearted grandma in Mai was displeased for a moment, and she slapped Chen Daji's big ass hard.

Crack, the sound is crisp.

"It's really a day without roof tiles, you little bastard, is grandma so unworthy in your heart?!"

"And shut down the Town God's Temple...We have to have that ability even if we want to!"

"Hey Hey!"

After being spanked, Chen remembered that he was naked because of the diaper pocket last night.

He hurriedly turned back to the bed with a big red face.

"Well, grandma, you go out first."

"Boss, please go to the next room and bring us Chao'er's pants..."

Of course, Hua Jiunan would not "help the evildoer to be abusive", so he just smiled lightly and ignored it.

"Daji, what did you do last night? Why did you suddenly pee your pants?"

Chen Daji was a little embarrassed by the question, so he twitched and told about the encounter with the female ghost.

Grandma Mai couldn't close her mouth from ear to ear.

"Don't talk nonsense, little brat, Miss Fang'er is not a hooligan, she is the daughter of the Heishan Ghost Wang's family."

"Grandma, I specially invited her to come on a blind date with you...but she didn't even like you!"

The idea of ​​finding more ghost wives for Chen Daji, the old man will have on the train back.

After all, with his virtue, there is no hope for him to "succeed in courtship".

(See Chapter 1269 of this book for details: Female Practitioners)

The Black Mountain Ghost King can be said to be the number one "ghost cultivator" in the northern land.

Its status is so high that it can be compared with the black mother.

At least, before Grandma Mai didn't merge with Zongbu, or before she was canonized as a city god, she couldn't talk to others at all.

It's just that this ghost king who has existed for more than 5000 years has a very indifferent personality.

It belongs to the kind that has nothing to do with oneself.

Therefore, most people don't know his existence at all.

This is also the reason why the ghost mother and evil god would rather fight Hua Jiunan and the others before fleeing to Montenegro than dare to take half a step in.

Chen Dage was astonished when he heard this.

"Fuck, why didn't you say such a good thing earlier, grandma."

"Let's make some preparations in advance... At least make a good first impression!"

"Grandma, is there really no hope at all?!"

Grandma Mai smiled wryly and shook her head again and again.

"I didn't think about it at all!"

"Miss Fang'er said that she has seen it clearly, you are too young..."

When the old man said this, he was afraid that Chen would misunderstand him, so he hurriedly added: "You are too young...you two are not suitable..."

"It turned out to be young..." Chen Daji, whose self-esteem was hit, finally did not go berserk.

"Forget it, she thinks we're young and we hate her..."

Although Chen was a little wicked, he was not so bad as to bury a strange woman.

What's more, they don't have any shortcomings for him to bury.

Therefore, he tried his best to suppress the flamboyant words that came to his lips.

Scratching his big bald head for a while, he let out a cheap smile.

"What should I do if I don't have pants, the bastard wears it outside!"

"Hey, it's cool when there's nothing inside, and the wind blows in when you walk..."

Hua Jiu couldn't be bothered to watch him play tricks, and turned his head to look respectfully at Grandma Mai.

"Grandma, are you in a hurry to come back this time for something?"

Grandma Mai nodded deeply.

"Is there something wrong, it's still a big thing!"

Speaking of this, the old man looked at Hua Jiunan and Chen Dage with worry.

"Hell's order is coming, please go to Baiyue with the little bastard to help fight the war."

"Who did you two promise to be?!"

Hua Jiunan nodded lightly, and explained the matter of Wang Shushan carefully.

Only then did Grandma Mai understand the whole story, and while sighing, she lightly touched Chen Dage's bald head.

"The Dharma-ending era is really deceitful, otherwise there would be no need for you two children to fight here and there..."

"This time I came with Yan Wang Ling, and this treasure."

Grandma Mai said as she took out a big knife that was full of gaps, but it was shining brightly.

Hua Jiunan was taken aback for a moment, then hurriedly took it with both hands and held it high above his head.

"grandfather!"

That's right, this is the only item that Uncle Li carried with him when he "walked", and it was the sword that accompanied him all his life as a soldier!

Kill all the Japanese devils, the Western barbarian's sword! !