dead child, ghost carrying coffin

The deaf mother-in-law is already a land witch at the peak of Wuyu, and she knew that the diploma was in the blood of someone Chen after a little inspection.

Of course, if it's this little crab full of spirituality, it's a bit different...

First "pick up" the little crab and put it back on Chen Dage's head, and then hugged the diploma in his arms with a smile.

"Oh my good boy, let Grandma take a good look at it."

"It's really hard for you to be alone all these years."

While talking here, Chen Fu and Zhao Aiguo came out with Zhao Fei and Zhang Chao.

"Oh, little bastard, this is what you did...my granddaughter?!"

"It's all this big?!"

Chen Fu secretly lamented that he had a successor, and at the same time thought about how the little puny developed very early...

After Hua Jiu had spent a lot of effort to explain the origin of the diploma, Chen Fu was finally relieved.

Cough cough, it turns out that my eldest granddaughter is the product of "divine friendship"...

But even so, the diplomas of Fendudu and Naimeng Naimeng are so attractive, Chen Fu and his wife still take turns hugging each other in their arms.

After returning to the house, he took out the new clothes he had prepared and put on the diploma, so the little guy looked more festive.

"Good granddaughter, grandpa has already entrusted you, Grandpa Zhao, to get the household registration."

"I can go to school with your Aunt Qianyue in time for Monday."

"You must study hard, don't be like your father..."

Speaking of studying, Chen Fu suddenly darkened his face.

"You little bastard, get the hell out of here!"

"If I don't kill you bastard today, I will feel sorry for the ancestors of our old Chen family!"

Chen, who was talking nonsense with Zhao Fei and Zhang Chao, was startled when he heard the words.

"Oh, I'll go, Dad, can we argue and try not to do anything?!"

"What's the matter with me? Isn't it just that I didn't pass the exam? Don't we usually have this kind of virtue?!"

"Did you fail the exam?!" At this time, Chen Fu was completely out of anger.

"Damn it, take out the test paper of the little bastard and let him read it!!"

Chen Dajiniang hesitated for a moment, but turned around to get it helplessly.

At the same time, he gave Chen a "take care, mother can't save you" look.

In fact, it wasn't just Chen Daji who was puzzled, but also the rest of the people.

It stands to reason that he scored more than 100 points in the five homework tests, which is purely at a normal level, and it can even be said to be super-level performance.

I really don't know why Chen Fu is so angry.

Zhao Aiguo took the test paper and read it from the beginning to the end, but he didn't find the root of the problem.

Seeing this, Chen Fu sighed helplessly.

"Brother Zhao, focus on the composition!"

Zhao Aiguo flipped through the pages as he said, and couldn't help but burst out laughing after reading a few sentences.

In order to maintain the "dignity" of the parents in front of the juniors, he hurriedly handed the paper to Zhao Fei.

At the same time, he turned his head away, still twitching with a smile.

Zhao Fei was also at a loss, wondering why his father who was not serious enough on weekdays smiled so happily.

Open your mouth to read subconsciously.

Composition topic: My father.

Opening: Our father's name is Chen Fu. Sometimes his "egg" is as small as a mouse, and sometimes his "egg" is huge.

Just this sentence angered the two heroes.

One is naturally the person involved, Chen Fu;

The other one is the gray sixth boy lying innocently lying on the gun... "Eggy" is "eggy", anyway, it's something inherited in your family, but it's okay to talk about some rats...

"Little brat, you'd better explain it clearly to Lao Tzu, when did we get overwhelmed?!"

"How big is that?! Can you still walk properly?!"

"How many people are usually hired to help carry it?!"

Looking at his father's unfriendly eyes, Chen quickly shrank his head and explained.

"Dad, don't be impatient. What we want to write is 'gut'. I can't remember how to write it during the exam, so I will use 'egg' instead..."

Chen Fu heard the words, instead of calming down, he became even more angry.

Ignoring Chen for the time being, turned to Zhao Fei and said.

"Nephew, kid, keep reading!"

Fatty Zhao suppressed his smile, gave Chen Dage a "you're dead" look, cleared his throat and continued speaking.

"My father is generally okay, and he is not lazy at work."

"As a result, I was so tired that I was dying, and the wrinkles on the 'egg' became more and more..."

Faced with this kind of composition that never leaves the next three lines, Zhao Fei finally couldn't bear it, lay down on the stone table, patted the table and laughed wildly.

Not just him, but everyone else.

Only Chen's father and son stared like wild bulls.

One is angry and the other is innocent.

"Little brat, you'd better explain it to me!"

"Otherwise, no matter who stops me today, I have to clean up the door!"

"There are more wrinkles on the 'egg'... What the hell, I took it out for you to see?!"

Facing the furious Chen Fu, Chen Daji backed away in fright.

"Father, listen to our explanation: face, face!"

"I was too lazy to write during the exam, and I omitted a word..."

"Fuck you, old man!" Chen Fu couldn't bear it anymore, picked up a plastic stool and hit Chen Daji's ass.

"Omit a word?! I will omit you today too!!"