dead child, ghost carrying coffin
Chapter 1178 Counting balls, what do you love
Out of the common wishes of both parties, Hua Jiunan hosted the next bloody confession...the conference of self-injury and confession began.
"You little bastard, turn around, don't look!"
"It's impossible to look at it!"
Chang Baye said while rolling up Chen Dage's hammer.
"Then what...Brother Turtle, do you really want us to smash you?!"
Long Gui nodded again and again, and replied in a childish voice.
"Eighth uncle, smash it, only then can my mother recognize me!"
Seeing that the dragon tortoise is so well-behaved, Chang Baye is even more convinced that it is not a small bum.
The dragon begets the dragon, the phoenix begets the phoenix, and the mouse son can make holes.
If it's a small bum, it's impossible to be so cute!
How wicked is that...
"Brother Gui, I'll hit Xiao Ba lightly, on your toes."
"You can bear it!"
While talking, the kind-hearted big worm took out the sore medicine he had saved from food and expenses, and was ready to "rescue" the cute "little turtle" in front of him at any time.
The sledgehammer was raised high, and it fell lightly, hitting a toe of the dragon turtle.
Dragon Turtle endured the pain and remained silent.
But something magical happens:
I saw Chen Daji screaming and clutching his chest, and fell straight to the bottom of the sea.
It looked like a patient who had a heart attack while swimming.
Gulu Gulu Gulu, a series of bubbles came up.
This......
Although surprised in his heart, Hua Jiunan still pulled his friend over.
"Daji, what's wrong with you!"
At this time, Chen's complexion was pale, as if recovering from a serious illness.
After spitting out a few mouthfuls of sea water and a lively little fish, he gasped and said.
"Boss, boss, someone sneaked up on us just now!"
"Punch hard in our chest, it hurts all the time..."
At this point, Chen Daji finally reacted.
"No, he, he is really our son of a bitch?!"
After hearing what Chen Daji said, the giant dragon tortoise seemed a little awkward.
"Mom, I am...I am mother...your daughter."
Someone Chen: "..."
"Fuck!"
With such a result, not to mention Chen Daji's unbelief, even Hua Jiunan was even more skeptical.
Because regardless of gender, experience, metaphysics, genetics, etc., the things in front of me are obviously unscientific...
After a thorough inspection to make sure that Chen Dage had not suffered some kind of curse, Hua Jiunan asked Chang Baye to experiment a few more times.
But the result is still the same:
No matter what harm the dragon turtle suffered, Chen Daji would die from heartache.
This pain has nothing to do with distance.
No matter how far apart the two are...
In the end, it was Chen who was worried that he would die of pain if he continued the experiment, so he reluctantly accepted his turtle son... turtle girl... real turtle girl...
"Ahem, what, let's talk about the big turtle girl, I'm your mother, so do you know who your father is..."
As soon as Chen Dage asked these words, the scene became even more embarrassing.
Chen also seemed to have been greatly insulted, and hurriedly changed the topic.
"It doesn't matter who your father is, just forget about him!"
"Mom...we will take good care of you..."
Things have developed to the present, even if Chen Dage wanted to abandon his turtle girl, he would not dare.
Without it, if the dragon tortoise is injured, the unlucky one will still be himself!
The feeling of being distressed is so uncomfortable, life is worse than death!
In order to prevent himself from suffering innocent disasters, Chen, who was already stupid and generous, became even more generous.
"Turtle girl, come here, mother will give you something nice...forget it, let me ask you something, don't call me mother in the future, okay? It's embarrassing."
"You can call me the boss, and you can call me a big plan. If it really doesn't work, you can call me a little brat!"
Facts have proved that Long Gui is much more filial than Chen.
Wen Yan nodded obediently: "Understood, mother!"
Chen Daji: "..."
"Calculate the ball, mother is mother!"
"Others want to give birth to such a big turtle girl, but they don't have such a big butt!"
Chen Daji, who was completely desperate, simply let himself go.
Take out the bright armor and put it on the dragon turtle.
The divine armor has a spirit, and it will naturally change its shape according to the appearance of its owner.
After covering the whole body of the dragon tortoise, there are also sharp thorns growing on the joints, back and other places.
A brand new steel giant tortoise was thus born.
For some reason, after accepting his new identity, Chen Daji's heart overflowed with maternal love.
Without hesitation, he handed over his double hammers.
"Turtle girl, whoever bullies you in the future, use this to cut him!"
"Don't give us face!"
There is no child in the world who doesn't want his parents to love him.
Long Gui heard the words and said sweetly: "Understood, mother!"
"You little bastard, turn around, don't look!"
"It's impossible to look at it!"
Chang Baye said while rolling up Chen Dage's hammer.
"Then what...Brother Turtle, do you really want us to smash you?!"
Long Gui nodded again and again, and replied in a childish voice.
"Eighth uncle, smash it, only then can my mother recognize me!"
Seeing that the dragon tortoise is so well-behaved, Chang Baye is even more convinced that it is not a small bum.
The dragon begets the dragon, the phoenix begets the phoenix, and the mouse son can make holes.
If it's a small bum, it's impossible to be so cute!
How wicked is that...
"Brother Gui, I'll hit Xiao Ba lightly, on your toes."
"You can bear it!"
While talking, the kind-hearted big worm took out the sore medicine he had saved from food and expenses, and was ready to "rescue" the cute "little turtle" in front of him at any time.
The sledgehammer was raised high, and it fell lightly, hitting a toe of the dragon turtle.
Dragon Turtle endured the pain and remained silent.
But something magical happens:
I saw Chen Daji screaming and clutching his chest, and fell straight to the bottom of the sea.
It looked like a patient who had a heart attack while swimming.
Gulu Gulu Gulu, a series of bubbles came up.
This......
Although surprised in his heart, Hua Jiunan still pulled his friend over.
"Daji, what's wrong with you!"
At this time, Chen's complexion was pale, as if recovering from a serious illness.
After spitting out a few mouthfuls of sea water and a lively little fish, he gasped and said.
"Boss, boss, someone sneaked up on us just now!"
"Punch hard in our chest, it hurts all the time..."
At this point, Chen Daji finally reacted.
"No, he, he is really our son of a bitch?!"
After hearing what Chen Daji said, the giant dragon tortoise seemed a little awkward.
"Mom, I am...I am mother...your daughter."
Someone Chen: "..."
"Fuck!"
With such a result, not to mention Chen Daji's unbelief, even Hua Jiunan was even more skeptical.
Because regardless of gender, experience, metaphysics, genetics, etc., the things in front of me are obviously unscientific...
After a thorough inspection to make sure that Chen Dage had not suffered some kind of curse, Hua Jiunan asked Chang Baye to experiment a few more times.
But the result is still the same:
No matter what harm the dragon turtle suffered, Chen Daji would die from heartache.
This pain has nothing to do with distance.
No matter how far apart the two are...
In the end, it was Chen who was worried that he would die of pain if he continued the experiment, so he reluctantly accepted his turtle son... turtle girl... real turtle girl...
"Ahem, what, let's talk about the big turtle girl, I'm your mother, so do you know who your father is..."
As soon as Chen Dage asked these words, the scene became even more embarrassing.
Chen also seemed to have been greatly insulted, and hurriedly changed the topic.
"It doesn't matter who your father is, just forget about him!"
"Mom...we will take good care of you..."
Things have developed to the present, even if Chen Dage wanted to abandon his turtle girl, he would not dare.
Without it, if the dragon tortoise is injured, the unlucky one will still be himself!
The feeling of being distressed is so uncomfortable, life is worse than death!
In order to prevent himself from suffering innocent disasters, Chen, who was already stupid and generous, became even more generous.
"Turtle girl, come here, mother will give you something nice...forget it, let me ask you something, don't call me mother in the future, okay? It's embarrassing."
"You can call me the boss, and you can call me a big plan. If it really doesn't work, you can call me a little brat!"
Facts have proved that Long Gui is much more filial than Chen.
Wen Yan nodded obediently: "Understood, mother!"
Chen Daji: "..."
"Calculate the ball, mother is mother!"
"Others want to give birth to such a big turtle girl, but they don't have such a big butt!"
Chen Daji, who was completely desperate, simply let himself go.
Take out the bright armor and put it on the dragon turtle.
The divine armor has a spirit, and it will naturally change its shape according to the appearance of its owner.
After covering the whole body of the dragon tortoise, there are also sharp thorns growing on the joints, back and other places.
A brand new steel giant tortoise was thus born.
For some reason, after accepting his new identity, Chen Daji's heart overflowed with maternal love.
Without hesitation, he handed over his double hammers.
"Turtle girl, whoever bullies you in the future, use this to cut him!"
"Don't give us face!"
There is no child in the world who doesn't want his parents to love him.
Long Gui heard the words and said sweetly: "Understood, mother!"
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