dead child, ghost carrying coffin

Our eighth master Chang is a standard practical thinker, and he doesn't care what the moonlight feather coat looks like on his body.

Immediately ecstatic upon seeing this.

"Tao follows nature, skeuomorphism... Xiao, Xiao Mister, are you the leader?!"

The leader, the master of the human world, uses all things with one heart.

If you open a sect and establish a sect, you can be called a teacher for thousands of people.

When the time is right, if you can survive the three disasters and six disasters, you can ascend to become a legendary fairy.

Thinking of the three disasters and six disasters, Hua Jiunan couldn't help but subconsciously look up.

I have a special status, so it's really hard to say what kind of existence I will become after crossing the catastrophe.

Three disasters and six disasters...it should not be far away...

Feeling that Master Chang was still "poorly" waiting for his reply, Hua Jiunan hurriedly put away his random thoughts, smiled and nodded.

"Well, although it is far behind Mr. Zhang Jiao, it has finally barely touched the threshold of the 'Tao'."

"The road is a long way to go, and I will go up and down to find out."

Hearing this, Ba Ye Chang admired Hua Jiunan even more in his heart.

Mr. Xiao is only in the year of dancing the spoon, and he already has the Taoism of the leader. It can be said to be the first in all ages!

Even so, so humble... On the other hand, the little bum...

Thinking of this, Chang Baye glanced "disgustingly" at Chen Dage, who was chasing the little ghost to look at his clothes... People are dead compared to others, and goods are thrown away...

Chen Daji didn't have the consciousness of being "thrown", and ran over foolishly after playing with the little ghost for a while.

"Boss, boss, what should we do if the big bastard ran away? Should we go back?"

Hua Jiunan shook his head lightly.

"They come, the security."

"It's our first time to come to the beach, so let's play here all night."

There is another reason for his decision. The mysterious man once said:

If you want to break Wu Shang, you can come to the East China Sea.

Since chasing the dragon tortoise here, it might be an opportunity to break the game.

The beach at night is still very cool.

Looking into the depths of the sea, there is no magnificence of the sea and sky in the daytime, but only an unknown and strange darkness.

The monotonous and lonely beach, full of fishy sea breeze.

A few people felt bored after playing for a while, so they just sat down and chatted.

Chen Dage: "Ba Ye, do you think there is a Dragon King in the sea?"

"Why don't we put on bastard shells and go down to take a look?!"

Chang Baye is a stable "otaku" who doesn't like adventures.

Hearing this, he drooped his head and said impatiently.

"Seeing that the dragon is still using it to go into the sea, it's fine to go back to our house and chat with the eldest brother."

"Little brat, you can calm down for a while!"

"Furthermore, the sea is too dangerous. No matter if we encounter 'Sea Monk' or 'Cretfish (Note 1)', it's enough for both of us to drink a pot!"

Chen Daji was always curious, so he asked immediately after hearing this.

"Hai Monk?! Eighth Master, Eighth Master, please tell me what is Hai Monk!"

"He is also from the skinhead party? Is he related to our skinhead brother?!"

Ba Ye Chang was tired of this guy, and just about to curse, he suddenly felt a frightening chill.

He slammed his head violently, stood up and looked towards the dark deep sea.

Then immediately curled up behind Hua Jiunan, clasped the black pot on his head and said with a mournful face.

"Little, little bastard, you, you are really a crow's mouth."

"Think, want to know what Monk Hai is, let's look back..."

"Fuck, Cao Cao is here?!" Chen Daji looked back curiously, only to see a decayed, moss-covered canoe coming through the waves.

A strange monk stood on the canoe:

More than two meters tall, with a head as big as a bucket, and a face full of flesh;

Dark blue body, wearing black cassock;

Holding a pale animal leg bone in one hand, and a bright red heart in the other.

While grinning grinningly, he beat his heart with his leg bone, making a sound like a wooden fish.

If ordinary people saw this kind of monster in the middle of the night, they would definitely turn around and run away in fright.

But who is our Chen Daji!

Instead of being afraid, he became even more curious.

He asked Hua Jiunan: "Boss, what is this thing here?"

"A monster or a ghost? Does he bite?!"

Hua Jiunan was helpless when asked, and said while standing up on guard.

"This is the sea monk you just mentioned."

"As for whether to bite or not, it depends on the level of the 'human'."

"If Daoxing is high, you can eat it in reverse, and you won't be hungry for a year after eating it."

The above words are not Hua Jiunan fooling Chen Daji.

There is a saying in "Zibuyu": Monk Hai, if you get it and wax it, you can endure hunger for a year...

My Chinese ancestors recorded that they can be eaten, but it does not mean that the other party is weak.

It can only prove that in a certain period of prehistoric times, our ancestors were too strong...too horrible.

For example, the well-known "cookbook" "Shan Hai Jing", which lists nine-tailed foxes, snakes and other mighty beasts as food.

On the mountain of Qingqiu, its yang is full of jade... there is a beast, its shape is like a fox with nine tails, its sound is like a baby, it can eat people, and the eaters are not poisonous;

Ba Snake eats an elephant, its bones grow out at the age of three, a gentleman obeys it, there is no heart disease......

To sum up, we unworthy descendants still have to work hard to strive to be the absolute top of the food chain like our ancestors...

Note 1, carp fish: It is shaped like a carp, with one head and ten bodies, and its smell is like scorpion, and it is easy to eat.

Translation: The shape of the carp is like a common crucian carp, but it has one head and ten bodies. Its smell is similar to that of weeds. People who eat it will not fart...