After getting up like a mountain of meat, the head-down master staggered and staggered to the table.

He opened a can of sticky oil and gulped it down.

After pouring a full two or three catties, he had a foul-smelling belch and sat down on the ground.

Panting heavily, he said in a hateful voice: "That old man has an expert by his side, and he actually broke my master's 'Five Poisons'!"

Xiaoli, a woman with protruding cheekbones, panicked even more when she heard the words.

"how so!"

"My dear, what should we do then?!"

Xin Xingji grinned grimly, and then hugged Xiao Li in his arms like a wild kiss.

It wasn't until a few minutes later that they parted, gasping for air.

But in this way, the "oil" he drank and the poison he chewed just now rubbed into Xiaoli's mouth.

Bursts of stench filled her mouth and nose, Xiaoli wanted to vomit but dared not.

He could only pretend to be obsequious and apologize to Xin Xingji.

This "well-behaved" look made the head-down master even more animalistic.

He patted her butt heavily, and stood up dangling.

"Don't be afraid, little beauty!"

"With grandpa here, I will definitely make that old man and the people around him ashamed!"

After Yan Bi wiped the residue from his mouth, he smeared all of it on a scarecrow the size of a palm.

Inside the scarecrow, he placed Qian Duoduo's beard in advance.

Xin Xingji took out a huge skull from under the table and placed it in front of him with a bang.

Another black jar was opened, and all the unknown liquid inside was poured into the bones.

He bit his finger, mixed the blood with the liquid, and chanted strange spells quickly.

"Hahaha, I will drown you, you bastard!"

Yan Bi completely immersed the scarecrow into the skull, and sat down heavily on it.

On the other side, in the room of Hua Jiunan and others.

Qian Duoduo, who was flirting with Chen Dage, suddenly blushed.

He opened his mouth wide and wanted to say something, but gurgling water kept coming out.

Desperately waving his hands, he looked like a drowning person.

Chen Daji looked disgusted when he saw this.

"Master Qian, if you can't drink, why don't you drink less?!"

"Have you vomited?! Go to the toilet!"

Hua Jiunan could see something unusual: "Drowning?!"

"Daji, put your tortoise shell on for senior!"

Chen Daji has strong execution ability:

Hearing this, he didn't ask why, and summoned a bastard and threw it at Qian Duoduo.

"Go away!"

The blue light flickered, and after Mr. Qian put on the tortoise shell, the suffocation instantly disappeared without a trace.

And like a sea turtle sliding limbs, swimming in the air.

One moment it floats to the roof, another moment it passes under the table.

As if you are really in a "sea of ​​joy"...

The three family members of the Street Slipper Legion who watched this scene were very envious, and wished that they could exchange a lot of money.

"Whoa, whoa, that's fine too!"

"Master Qian, try it, can you swim out of the window?!"

If someone else encountered this situation, they would not be in the mood to cooperate with Chen Daji to mess around.

What's more, they lived on the fifth floor. If they really fell, the consequences would be unimaginable.

But Qian Duoduo's personality is already humorous, and he is used to playing games.

Hearing this, she couldn't bear the curiosity in her heart, kicked her legs and swiped her arms, and "swimmed" towards the window little by little.

"Just try it, hey!"

"But old man, if I fall, brat, remember to call 120 for me... You have to pay for the hospitalization fee too!"

For Mr. Chen, problems that can be solved with money are not problems, let alone such a fun thing.

Hearing this, he nodded repeatedly, and even felt that Qian Duoduo was swimming slowly, so he stretched out his hand to push.

Hua Jiunan watched the scene in front of him silently, dumbfounded.

I thought to myself:

Daji is worthy of being a lieutenant general, no matter how dangerous things are, he can become extremely happy in front of him...

Just when Hua Jiunan was "thinking wildly", several happy "2B youths" had finished the experiment.

As a result, Qian Duoduo couldn't swim out at all, and could only wander around in a radius of about five meters.

But through careful practice, they still discovered a "strange thing".

All other directions are hard, like the walls of a fish tank.

Only the upper part is soft when bumped, and...it is particularly smelly...

Can it not stink?

Covering it is the big ass of the head-down master Xin Xingji!

When we were in school, the teacher's comment on our plan was "stable grades and strong hands-on ability".

To put it in a simple way: the exam is always the last one, pay back the debt!

Either stabbing the classmates around him or tearing things down!

Now that you find something different, you naturally have to find the reason.

After thinking about it for a while, he took out the big summer dragon bird and handed it to Qian Duoduo.

"Master Qian, try using this to stab upwards."

"If it breaks, we can swim out to play!!"

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