dead child, ghost carrying coffin

Shenwa tried her best to puff up her stomach and put her little hands behind her back, acting like a traitor.

Arrogantly striding over the heroic ghost Xin Lianshan, he jumped onto Chen Dage's head.

Facing the evil ghost in front of him, there was a burst of chatter.

"Yi Yi Ya Ya! Yi Yi Yi Ya Ya!"

The small mouth was crackling, and saliva was flying everywhere.

Even Chen Daji couldn't speak for a while.

After a while, the scourge who felt that he had been robbed of the limelight stretched out his hand, and grabbed the little boy from his head and put it in his trouser pocket.

"Well, third child, take a rest first to calm down, let's say a few words..."

In the face of the two major disasters in the Yin and Yang world, the evil spirits are like puppet soldiers facing devils—how dare they be arrogant.

Take a rest, stand at attention, stand still!

No one's head is crooked, mouth is no longer tilted, and even resentment is gone.

Be as good as a primary school student stepping into school for the first time.

After reprimanding Chen Daji for a while, he seemed to find it boring, so he made a final conclusion with a wave of his hand.

"It's just you bastards who are really evil ghosts, I'm bah!"

"You're the f*ck, let Master Ji listen to the show, whoever dares to make a fuss will die!"

"Okay, let's go here, disband! Oh, by the way, line up one by one, come to Xin's head to buy tickets."

"After a while, it will be our boss's birthday after twelve o'clock, so let's consider it as a gift for you to join in!"

When the evil spirits heard the words, they wanted to cry without tears.

Who even want to search the money of local ruffians!

A cheapskate asked weakly.

"Master, Major General, is it okay for the villain to stop watching the theater?"

"My wife and children are still at home waiting for us to go back early..."

There was no need for Mr. Chen to answer this kind of question himself, and three or four street sneakers walked towards the cheapskate with grinning grinning.

The bricks and big sticks in his hand kept bouncing back and forth.

A moment later, under the astonished eyes of everyone, the cheapskate covered his face and ran into the darkness with his bare buttocks.

The guy's desperate cries were faintly heard in the dark wind.

The big ghost Xin Lianshan sneered and kept twisting his big butt back and forth.

"Oh mom, his underpants are too small, I'm a little tight in them..."

With the "precedent" of the cheapskate, how can the rest of the evil spirits dare to write.

They put their most precious things in front of Xin Lianshan with dejected expressions.

If the ghost is dissatisfied and feels that the things are worthless, the street sneakers will drag the ghost down to search and beat him!

After buying the "tickets", the evil spirits, driven by the street sneakers, lined up and walked up to Hua Jiunan one by one.

Bow three times and say "Happy Birthday, Boss Hua" respectfully.

It's just that the expression on his face is really indescribable:

Like the wife just ran away with someone else...

Hua Jiunan was taken aback by the scene in front of him, while Hui Lao Liu and Huang Zuo couldn't stop laughing.

"The wicked need to be grinded by the wicked!"

"You little brat did the right thing, Mr. Xiao, just sit and watch the fun!"

Huang Zuo, the Patriarch of the Huang Family, walked up to Xin Lianshan as he spoke, and helped him count the "ticket money".

Although the value of most of them is not high, the victory lies in the large quantity!

In just such a short period of time, all kinds of miscellaneous things have "piled up like a mountain".

......

With the two major scourges in the yin and yang world in place, "Water Over the Golden Mountain" was finally able to start smoothly.

The scene that the actors on the stage can see is:

The imposing Hua Jiunan sits in the middle;

Chang Huaiyuan, who is dressed in white clothes, and Hu Qingshan, who is dainty and fairy-like, stand on the left and right;

The jasper-like toads are like jades, and the slim and slim beauties are standing on both sides;

Hui Lao Liu, Bai Wuwu, Huang Zuo and others stood a little further away:

While looking around for vigilance, they talked and laughed with each other.

This scene is very similar to the ancient king who brought his cronies to visit privately and go deep into the people...

The head of the theater troupe, who watched all this while hiding behind the scenes, couldn't help expressing emotion to the old Huadan beside him.

"Big sister, I've traveled all over the world for so many years, and this is the first time I've seen a boy with such a bearing."

"Just simply sitting there, you have the appearance of a dragon and a tiger... This person's future is limitless!"

After speaking, there was no answer for a long time.

The theater troupe leader turned his head curiously: "Big girl, you..."

I saw Lao Huadan looking behind him in horror.

"Ghost, ghost... class, class leader, there are ghosts!!!"