dead child, ghost carrying coffin

Under the stage, the deaf mother-in-law was sitting on the grand teacher's chair in the middle, drinking hot tea while listening with gusto.

Hua Jiunan and Wang Qianyue waited meticulously on the left and right.

Chen Daji was squatting in a corner on one side, holding a broken homework book and carefully recording.

The audience in the audience shouted "yes" once, and he drew the next stroke.

Now there are more than ten "positive" characters.

After all, Chen Fu has already promised: If you say yes, you will add [-], and the elders will naturally do what they say! !

There is no permanent banquet in the world... Seeing that it was approaching eleven o'clock at night, the deaf mother-in-law slowly got up.

"Jiu, Xiaoyue, you two share the peanuts and melon seeds with the big guys, and then let's go."

"Remind the folks to be careful when going back, don't bump into the slippery road in cold weather."

"When you get home, remember to offer incense to the Stove Lord, and then sleep well."

"Got it, grandma!" Hua Jiunan and Xiao Qianyue hurriedly followed suit.

Chen Fu, Zhao Aiguo, and Wang San also got up to help:

Those who pass cigarettes, and those who say polite words, remind everyone that it is late at night and it is time for another group of "friends" to come to the theater.

As native villagers, everyone naturally knows the rules of singing opera in July.

Therefore, they all agreed to get up and leave.

In groups of twos and threes, they kept talking about the kindness of the deaf mother-in-law's family and the goodness of the family.

Taking advantage of other people's inattention, Hua Jiunan turned around and came to a hidden corner, and said softly to the small animals waiting here.

"I'd like to trouble you all to help me see you off. When you all come back later, let's have dinner together."

The little mouse, the little hedgehog, and the little fox all stood up and bowed to Hua Jiunan, and then dispersed.

Or three or five followed the same separated crowd and escorted all the way to everyone's home.

Some villagers were not afraid when they saw small animals following them all the way, and explained to the people around them.

"See, this is the fairy family sent by the deaf mother-in-law to protect us."

The rest of the people suddenly realized that they put the food in their hands on the side of the road, and let the elves enjoy it as they followed.

Before midnight, the ordinary people are gone, and the theater troupe can rest for a while.

Then it was time to sing a ghost show.

Before singing a ghost show, there is another rule:

That is to paint the eyelids with pot bottom ash, which is said to prevent dirty things from being seen.

If you can't see them, they won't actively harass you.

Prevent yin and yang from clashing.

It's just that in modern times, many rules have been forgotten.

Even if I remember, I no longer obey: this troupe is like this.

The actors felt that the bottom of the pot was dirty, so they used paint and even eye shadow instead.

The head of the theater troupe is also very helpless about this situation, but he can't say much.

Just quietly arranged the next thing.

"'Water Man Jinshan' will start in 15 minutes, are the actors ready?!"

"Ready!" The rest replied in unison.

The troupe leader nodded in satisfaction, and then took out a thick wad of money from his bag.

"This time, the owner kept what he said: just now, there were more than 50 shouts of hello from the audience, and he gave the money immediately!"

"I'll share it with everyone later!"

"If you want to earn more, you will work harder later, you know?!"

When the actors heard the words, they thought the class master was joking with them.

"Head, there's not even a single person in the audience, only a few and a half boys from the boss, who are we going to show our strength to?"

"Even if you sing your throat, no one will applaud, haha!"

The rest of the people also laughed out loud when they heard this.

Although the head teacher felt helpless, he still spoke up.

"You young people know what a fart!"

"It's easy to play a live show, but it's not easy to fool another group of friends! If you encounter someone with a bad temper, it will be troublesome if you pester us!"

"In short, you have to work harder than before, remember?!"

"Remember, remember..." This time the answer was obviously sparse and weak.

After all, the audience can't even see it, but it's boring to sing.

Seeing this scene, the leader was also helpless, so he could only continue to give orders.

"'Water Man Jinshan' is finished, and there is a short piece of "The Story of the Black Pot"."

"You son of a bitch who played Duke Bao, take advantage of this time and quickly redraw the crescent moon!"

"If you really find the dirty things, you will regret it!"

The actor obviously didn't take the leader's words seriously, and promised but didn't take any action.

The hidden table in the book:

It's not that there are no audiences in the audience at this time, on the contrary, there are even more audiences than before!

Countless dead souls swarmed from all directions, and there were all kinds of tragedies.

After arriving at the front of the stage, Qi Qi saluted Hua Jiunan and the others.

This was not because they knew Hua Jiu was difficult, but because they affirmed the wholeheartedness of the master's family.

When they saw Hua Jiunan returning the gift to them, they were all taken aback.

Obviously, he didn't expect people to be able to see him.

But then the attitude became more respectful, each of them stood upright and waited to listen to the play.

After all, it is rare to be free for a few days, even ghosts don't want to cause trouble for themselves.