Traveling through Douluo for thirty years, I took control of Wuhun Palace

"Hearing this philistine shout, the corner of Han Xin's mouth twitched, and the inexplicable light in his eyes began to flicker again.

This should be the big sausage uncle in the original work, right? But why does this sausage look so big but feel a little useless?

He felt that if it were her, she could eat two or three sticks in one sitting!

What's more, Uncle Sausage's sausages seem to be really useless!

Having been together with Ning Rongrong for so long, they didn't give birth to a son and a half daughter, it really is a bit of a silver gun.

Xiao Wu is still the same Xiao Wu. No matter what the reason is, even if he is pulled by Han Xin, now he is somewhat inexplicable and runs towards the small shop selling sausages.

"Uncle, please give me two."

The expression on the face of the sausage stall owner suddenly became stiff, "You, what did you call me?"

Xiao Wu was also stunned, "I call you Uncle, is there a problem?"

The seller smiled bitterly and said: "Of course there is a problem, it's a big problem. Brother, I'm only fourteen years old, and you actually call me uncle?"

"Uh..., you are only fourteen years old?" A look of surprise appeared on Xiao Wu's pink face, her mouth opened slightly, and she looked at the person in front of her in surprise.

The seller affirmed: "Yes, my name is Oscar. I am fourteen years old and a junior at Shrek Academy. You can't call me uncle just because my hair is thicker."

Xiao Wu was speechless for a while, looking at Oscar's thick beard, she thought to herself, your hair is not just luxuriant.

"Da...are you really only fourteen years old?" Xiao Wu couldn't help but ask.

At first he still didn't believe it, but considering that if it was true, it would be difficult to get along with him in the future, so he quickly changed his mind.

Oscar nodded affirmatively and said: "Of course, I am a student of the academy. Anyone you ask knows that I am fourteen years old."

Tang San, who was behind the crowd, secretly sighed in his heart, as expected of the Monster Academy, for a fourteen-year-old boy to have a beard that can grow to such an extent, he is definitely considered a weirdo.

But the business has been delivered to the door, so how can there be any reason to refuse?

Oscar quickly picked up two bamboo skewers from his cart and threaded two ten centimeter-long sausages through them to Tang San. The sausages had been roasting on the charcoal brazier on the cart, exuding a rich aroma. aroma.

Xiao Wu took out a silver coin and handed it to him, "Senior, I'm really sorry, I was the one to be rude just now."

As he spoke, he stuck out his tongue playfully at Oscar.

Oscar said softly: "It doesn't matter, just come to my sausage shop more often in the future."

Xiao Wu pretended to be a boy and patted the pair of little white rabbits at home happily and said, "No problem."

And after Tang San saw that Xiao Wu bought two sausages, he smelled the aroma and thought it was good, so he took out a silver soul coin and bought two.Passed one of them to his good brother Dia.

After that, he couldn't wait to bite off the sausage and chew it in his mouth, letting the water and fat bloom on his tongue and mouth, and ate it with relish.

At this time, in the distance from the school gate, Dai Mubai and the girl in black tights who had followed them slowly walked over.

"Little girl, what are you doing?" Dai Mubai walked over with the last student who signed up, that is, the cold girl he stared at for a long time before.

The girl was the cat-eared girl in black tights who had been following Han Xin and the others when they were queuing up just now.

As soon as Oscar saw Dai Mubai, he immediately showed a bitter face, "Boss Dai, do you want some sausage?"

"Go to hell." Dai Mubai glared at him angrily, "You really embarrass the college. I seem to have warned you more than once not to sell sausages in the college. Do you want everyone to vomit? Little girl , this sausage cannot be eaten."

Because of the awkwardness with Tang San and the others before, Dai Mubai didn't intend to remind Tang San, who was eating with gusto, but only when he saw such a cute girl as Xiao Wu, who actually planned to put the sausage in his mouth, he could bear it. He kept reminding me aloud.

Tang San asked suspiciously: "Why?"

As he asked, he stuffed the remaining small piece of sausage into his mouth in one go.

Seeing this weird scene, Dai Mubai's expression became a little weird, and he shouted at the very ugly uncle beside him.

"Xiao Ao, get a new sausage for these juniors."

Oscar's expression suddenly became awkward, "Boss Dai, don't worry about it. After all, we've been classmates for a few years, so you will make the new elementary school boy feel resentful towards me."

Dai Mubai snorted coldly, and said: "I'm just a reminder to these new juniors, from now on they will be my brothers and sisters, they can't be fooled by you. Hurry up, don't let me do it. "

As he spoke, he waved his fist as big as a steamed bun at Oscar.

(Oh, there may be a bit of misunderstanding here, but it is true. The xiaolongbao downstairs in our house is almost as big as half a steamed bun.)

Oscar obviously couldn't offend Dai Mubai, or maybe he was forced by Dai Mubai's lust!

In desperation, he had no choice but to stretch out his right hand with some reluctance, and shouted in a soft voice, "I have a big sausage..."

Yellow light suddenly condensed in his palm, two yellow halos rose from Oscar's feet, and then a sausage exactly like Tang San's mouth appeared in his palm.

"Uh..." Xiao Wu froze when he heard Oscar's words, 'I have...'. This sentence is really too ambiguous. Let’s not talk about the quality of this sausage and whether it is edible. He didn't dare to eat Oscar's words alone. Especially, this sausage was bought for Han Xin.

He doesn't misunderstand anything, does he?I will mistakenly think that I am that kind of girl!

Xiao Wu's eyes were a little erratic, and she glanced at Han Xin from time to time. Her two little hands were at a loss and had nowhere to put them. The two sausages fell directly to the ground, and were disturbed by his anxious little steps just now. Trampled to pieces.

"Crack...! Broken!"

But the one who felt most aggrieved was Tang San! At first, Mu Baibai reminded her out of kindness, but he just thought it was revenge and didn't take it seriously, so he swallowed the sausage directly.

But I didn't expect that the origin of this sausage is so disgusting, I wouldn't eat it if I knew it!

Thinking in this way, Tang San only felt uncomfortable in his stomach, and even felt like retching, but he kept retching crazily, but couldn't vomit anything.

Tang San became a little annoyed, he was the one who was plotting against others all the time, he didn't expect to be set up by others now, he really often walks by the river, how can he not get his shoes wet?

ps2: Book club account: (There are women’s clothing from previous issues in the group photo album, and women’s clothing will be released here in the future, and there is no threshold for joining the group!! Everyone, please be quiet, it’s more fun when there are more people!)

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