Hogwarts: I'm really not the third Dark Lord

John was stunned when he saw the wild dog holding a Gatling Crazy Tutu in one hand.

"Where did this Terminator come from?!"

"He's my... um... subordinate."

Ivan's heart moved and he suddenly had an idea.

Compared to wizards, only simple-minded but physically strong guys like wild dogs can unleash the true power of guns!

It just so happens that he knows that there is such a race—that is, trolls!

As we all know, ordinary trolls are stupid, rude, have brains smaller than peach kernels, and cannot be tamed at all.

But like genetic mutations, there are always exceptions—

When a troll community reaches a certain size, intelligent individuals will be born from it.

Although he is said to be intelligent, he is actually at the level of a ten-year-old child.

But this is enough for them to have some simple communication with humans.

So some wizards discovered business opportunities. They would visit various giant monster communities, find these special individuals, and then bring them back to human society.

The trolls will naturally not refuse - compared to an environment where there is little food and clothing, and there are only "companions" of Ababa and Ababa around, human society is obviously much more attractive.

The wizards are not doing charity by bringing these giant monsters back. They will use magic potions to remove the odor from the giant monsters, and after a period of rigorous training, they will be able to train a large number of security guards.

This is how the famous Troll Security Company came about.

Although these giant monsters are not strong enough and are just serving food when faced with real dark wizards, they are so majestic!

For some occasions that are more important but not really dangerous, a few troll security guards will be hired to support the occasion.

Ivan is an old customer of the Troll Security Company. When Lockhart came to his store for autograph sessions, he would often invite several troll security guards to come over to maintain order.

Therefore, after seeing the huge power of guns and cannons, Ivan first thought of those trolls.

So he did not choose the automatic rifle called AK-47 that John highly recommended - it was too small for the trolls, and their fingers could not even press the trigger.

Ivan selected twenty Gatling guns, a hundred fragmentation grenades, two large-caliber sniper rifles and a rocket launcher called RPG-7.

Together with the matching ammunition, they were all packed into the suitcase he brought that was enchanted with a traceless expansion spell.

Seeing such a magical scene, John felt even more itchy.

"Are these enough? Sir? If your enemy is very strong, I would recommend this small cloud explosion bomb. It only takes one shot to blow Buckingham Palace into the sky..."

Ivan glanced at him sideways: "The Dark Parliament has no enemies!"

"I made a mistake..." After being scolded, John felt frightened and secretly cursed himself, why couldn't he control his mouth?

Sure enough, he was so used to talking nonsense when selling arms to those chiefs that he didn't even think about it.

Even if the Dark Council really has enemies, can he deal with it with the weapons he has?

Not to mention the ones Ivan picked out - at best they were bank robberies.

……

Ivan returned with a full load of weapons, not to mention contacting the troll security company, and returned to Hogwarts.

After learning that Malfoy's life was not in danger and he would be back after Christmas, most people attributed the incident to a simple accident.

People were more concerned about the fact that Neville fainted in Snape's office. Jerry was also in the office at the same time. This was huge news!

On a bone-chilling morning, Jerry got up and made a fire in the common room for a while. It wasn't until the number of people in the common room started to increase that he suddenly realized that Malfoy had been sent to St. Mungo's and would never be the same again. Likewise, he walked in from the door covered in sweat.

Jerry walked out of the door with some melancholy, preparing to go to the auditorium to have a meal first.Along the way, people peeked at him and whispered about something.

And when he got close, these people pretended to be nonchalant, which made Jerry particularly angry.

There was a sound of footsteps behind him, and Daphne chased after her.

"Hey Jerry, is that rumor true?" She stared at Jerry solemnly.

"What rumor?"

"Merlin, you don't know, the rumors are going crazy outside -"

Daphne said hesitantly: "Didn't you have a fight with Neville last time and he ran away crying? They said that since then, you have been taking revenge on Neville."

"For example, people say that you put that giant monster in just to scare Neville. You also joined forces with Snape and deliberately bullied him in peacetime. Neville was imprisoned by Snape. You are so tortured that you faint..."

Hearing this, Jerry felt an unknown fire rising from the bottom of his heart.

"Oh, I worked so hard to get a giant monster and put it in the basement, just to scare Neville when it kills me! The dean risked being expelled and went along with me, just to torture A first-year freshman—what kind of hatred does Neville have against us? Is it worth doing this!"

"Oh, Jerry, we all know you're innocent." Daphne looked horrified, "But you know, that's what people like to hear..."

[…These damn fools!Brainless bug!Deserve to be enslaved and killed by Voldemort.Your heart has changed: some people are not worth saving, so let them perish with the old era! 】

[Congratulations on getting the skill: Fury. 】

[Rage (passive): You are extremely angry and stay extremely angry for a whole day!Within that day, gain the additional status of Strength +10 and Intelligence -10. 】

"..."

Let’s not mention the increase of strength +10 for the moment. Doesn’t intelligence -10 directly reduce him to a negative value?Will it last a whole day? !

Another useless skill!

Jerry wanted to get angry, but after seeing the big word "passive", he felt like a bucket of cold water was poured over his head.

"Don't be angry...Don't be angry..." Jerry reminded himself in a low voice. If he accidentally triggered this skill, he would have to play the role of a person who only knows Aba and Aba for the next whole day. What a fool.

"You're right, Jerry!" Daphne said with the same enemy, "It's not worth being angry with that stupid guy!"

……

"Those people are not stupid." Hermione said calmly, lifting her head from the thick stack of books.

"But we all know that they are lying!" Harry said indignantly. Although he disliked Jerry, he would not believe such outrageous rumors.

"Yes, we know, they know too, who doesn't know?"

Hermione sighed: "Look, if you can't find a reason, for example, the giant monster was brought in by Jerry, and Jerry did some tricks on it - to make them believe that Jerry really relied on his own strength. Defeating the trolls, doesn't it make the senior guys seem too incompetent? They can't do these things."

"And -" At this point, Hermione's eyes flashed with light, "Who let him wander around with such a face? Isn't it normal for boys to dislike him?"