Hogwarts: I'm really not the third Dark Lord

God, Harry couldn't believe his ears.

Uncle Vernon actually let him leave the house, which meant he was free!

As for where he would go after leaving, he could definitely live in the Leaky Cauldron.

Harry silently packed up his clothes and Hedwig's cage, moving quickly, for fear that the other party would change his mind.

But his wand, broomstick and school books were all locked in the dark cabinet under the stairs... Harry looked up at Uncle Vernon pitifully.

"Damn it!" Uncle Vernon swore under his breath and threw him a key. "I'm warning you, kid, don't leave those magic tricks in this house. Got it?" "

Harry nodded vigorously, picked up the keys and ran downstairs. When he passed the living room, what he saw in front of him made him slow down.

In the living room, four burly men sat side by side, squeezing the sofa tightly.

Aunt Petunia and Dudley stood aside helplessly. Dudley tried his best to hide behind his mother, but due to the huge size difference between the two, this idea obviously failed.

What surprised him most was that he saw Jerry.

He sat at the table with a beautiful little girl, pouring drinks into the cup in front of him.

Why is Jerry here?What is his relationship with those four strong men?Who is that little girl? …

Harry was confused for a moment, with all kinds of thoughts flying in his mind.

Jerry also obviously saw Harry and waved to him: "Hi, Harry, I'm here to pick you up and leave here."

……

Jerry originally didn't want John and the others to follow them, but he underestimated how stubborn the Dursleys were.

They obviously didn't pay attention to him as a child.

In other words, wizards in their eyes are synonymous with liars and lunatics.

Especially after knowing that the little wizard cannot use magic outside of school, he seems even more confident.

For the sake of the Maybach, they didn't say anything bad to Jerry, but their coaxing tone made him particularly annoyed.

Just when Jerry was thinking about how to persuade them, Irene suddenly ran out, and after a while, she came in with John and the others.

Four sturdy men made the living room seem a lot smaller.Vernon tremblingly tried to call the police, but found that he couldn't get through.

It seems that the phone line was cut before entering.

What is a professional?That's called professionalism!

Although Jerry didn't want to do this, he had to admit that the effect of doing so was quite significant.

Especially after seeing the metallic luster in the pocket of one of them "inadvertently", the attitude of the Dursley family immediately changed 360 degrees.

Jerry proposed to take Harry away, and they agreed immediately without any unnecessary demands.

Harry came to Jerry and asked softly: "Jerry, why are you here?"

Of course it's Dumbledore's mission!

However, Dumbledore didn't seem to want Harry to know about this. Jerry said vaguely: "Someone is worried about you, so let me come over and take a look."

Harry suddenly realized.

Yes!It must be Hermione and Ron.

According to Dobby, they sent him a lot of letters this summer vacation, but he intercepted them all.

They haven't received a reply from themselves, and they will definitely be worried that something went wrong on their side.

It's not hard to imagine entrusting Jerry to come and pick him up.

It’s just that the way he picked him up was a bit beyond imagination.

Harry secretly looked at the four strong men, their faces were full of flesh, their bodies had bulging muscles, and the word "not to be trifled with" was written all over their faces.

There was also the little girl sitting next to Jerry, pouring him drinks. He had never seen such a beautiful girl, and there were few in the entire Hogwarts who could compare with her.

Harry felt a little sad.

We are all orphans, why are you the only one so good?

After leaving the Dursleys, Harry immediately forgot about going to the Leaky Cauldron - Jerry invited him to live in an orphanage for a while.

Harry then learned that the little girl was actually in the same orphanage as Jerry and was a new student enrolling this year.

Jerry hopes Harry can tell her more about Hogwarts.

Looking at the girl's pretty profile, Harry agreed like a ghost.

"Um...hello, my name is Harry Potter."

Harry stammered, holding out a hand.

"Oh."

The girl responded coldly, glanced at Harry as if looking at a slug, and turned her head without saying a word.

Seeing that something was not right in the atmosphere, Jerry hurriedly came out to smooth things over: "Haha, this girl's name is Irene, Irene Diana, she is a little scared of strangers."

That's it!

Harry suddenly realized that he thought he was disliked the first time they met.

"Hello, Eileen." Harry nodded friendly towards the girl.

Under Jerry's gaze, Erin reluctantly said, "Hello."

In this way, in a strange atmosphere, Harry entered the Wu's Orphanage.

Compared to the Dursleys, this place was like heaven.

Harry sometimes even thought that it would have been better if they had just sent him to an orphanage.

Mrs. Lisa was very kind to him, always complaining that he was too thin, and adding food to his plate in different ways every time.

Although the imps are naughty, unlike Dudley, they are all kind-hearted and never make jokes beyond the limit.

Harry also discovered that Jerry had a high prestige among this group of children, which was said to be because he helped bring up most of these children.

Except for Jerry and Erin, the oldest of these children is nine years old, which means that Jerry started helping to take care of the children when he was three years old.

Is this the world of genius?So scary!

Here, Harry can complete his summer homework without any worries.

You can play the newly released video games and Hogwarts cards with Jerry.

Occasionally, I would also tell Erin about Hogwarts, Quidditch, and professors from various colleges.

Because of Jerry, he didn't say anything bad about Slytherin, but judged him fairly - shrewd, ambitious, and unscrupulous.

Harry found that only after talking about things related to Jerry, the little girl would become interested and listen carefully.

After hearing that Jerry was sorted into Slytherin, Erin expressed that she was going to Slytherin as well.

"Sorry, Slytherin has only accepted pure-blood or mixed-blood students for hundreds of years, and has never accepted Muggle-born students. I think you can come to Gryffindor, which is the best house in Hogwarts. Dumbledore himself graduated from there," Harry suggested.

Of course, there are also some selfish motives in this.

Who doesn’t want to have more cute girls in his college?

After hearing this, Erin said disdainfully: "I'm not going to the bad old man's academy." She paused, "Brother Jerry can go in, so can I!"

"Uh..." Harry wanted to tell her some rumors in the school, such as the fact that Jerry was actually the illegitimate son of a certain big family, but he hesitated after seeing the girl's white hair and red pupils.

This was unusual. Rather, he had never seen such distinctive hair and eye colors since he was a child.

Maybe the other party can really be related to the wizard?

Just as Harry was about to say something, two owls flew into the window one after the other.

In the front is a brown owl, and in the back is Harry's Hedwig.

"This is the school owl." Harry explained, reaching out and taking out a letter from the brown owl's talon. "At this time of year, it brings us the book list we need."

At this time, Jerry also came down from upstairs, holding a book list exactly like Harry's.

Jerry yawned.

"Good morning, Harry and Eileen."

"Good morning, Jerry (brother)."

Harry was used to Jerry's alternating day and night schedule.

He had just learned that the boy was actually a slightly famous writer who liked to write or consult information in the dead of night.

No wonder so rich.

Harry thought of the four strong men and the luxury car that came to pick him up.

According to Jerry, he paid to rent it.

It is indeed true that money can make the world go round.The four strong men who looked like evil spirits had to obey his orders.

Harry looked down at the letter and read: "We need a copy of "Standard Spells, Level [-]". The Transfiguration and Potions classes will use the previous textbooks, Defense Against the Dark Arts... Let me see, my God -"

He raised his head and glanced at Jerry in shock: "Breaking with the Ghost, by Gilderoy Lockhart"

Walking with Ghouls by Gilderoy Lockhart

Vacation with Hags by Gilderoy Lockhart

Walking with Trolls by Gilderoy Lockhart

Sailing With the Vampire by Gilderoy Lockhart

Walking with Werewolves by Gilderoy Lockhart

A Year with the Snowman, by Gilderoy Lockhart. "

"Who is this Gilderoy Lockhart?"

"Hmm...a novelist?" Jerry said, "I have read all of his books, and they are quite interesting as a pastime."

"In other words..." Harry said doubtfully, "our new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher has designated a large number of novels as our teaching materials?"

"Maybe it's Lockhart himself?" Jerry yawned again. Anyway, he wasn't going to give Lockhart a dime to that liar. "It just gives him a boost in sales."

Harry opened his mouth wide: "You can't be so shameless, can you?"

But his inner intuition told him that Jerry's statement was the closest to the truth.

And Hedwig brought Harry good news.

Hermione and Ron had just learned of Harry's experience and wrote to express their deepest sympathy to him.

They also received a book list. After learning that they needed to buy five sets of the complete works of Lockhart, the Weasley family quickly decided to end the trip and had just enough money left.

They invite Jerry and Harry to go shopping in Diagon Alley next Wednesday.

"Of course." Jerry thought for a moment. Next Wednesday is the day when the new book "Holy Grail War" will be released, so he can go and support it.

Harry took out his quill and sent each of them a reply.

While Harry was writing furiously, Irene turned her head and stared at Jerry.

"Um...what's the matter?" Jerry asked cautiously.

"Who is Hermione?" Erin's face was expressionless.

"A classmate."

"Just classmates?"

"Hmm... should be considered friends, right?"

"only friends?"

"What on earth do you want to say?" Jerry frowned. Why do you always feel that this child speaks in a weird way?

"Nothing." Erin curled her lips and turned away.

A strong sense of crisis had already arisen in the girl's heart.

When I was still in elementary school, many girls gathered around Jerry because of his outstanding appearance and temperament.

But once Jerry gets closer to a girl, various misunderstandings will occur between the two before long, and then due to various coincidences, the misunderstandings cannot be clarified, and in the end they can only gradually fade away. Far.

Therefore, Irene never paid attention to those wild bees and butterflies.

In her heart, she is the only one who truly understands Brother Jerry and believes in him unconditionally. No one can take him away from her!

But what she just heard, the woman named Hermione, gave her a strong sense of crisis.

I actually became friends with brother Jerry for a year.

Is this reasonable?

Shouldn't we have felt afraid and finally fled because of misunderstandings - such as hearing certain words or seeing certain special scenes?

Damn it, this guy is not a licker, right?

Eileen knows that there is a kind of person in this world who knows that others don't like them, but still caters to them without any dignity or bottom line.

Not to mention a mere misunderstanding, even if this person is really cruel and full of evil, in the eyes of Licking Dog, he is still "so domineering~! So cold~! Love, love, love~"

"Trouble." Irene chewed her finger. It was difficult to drive away the licking dog through ordinary misunderstandings. Even if he cheated, the only requirement for the licking dog was to wear the condom he bought, which gave him a sense of participation.

"Ah, ah, doesn't this stupid woman know that dog licking will lead to a good death?" Erin felt upset when she thought that Jerry might be entangled in dog licking at school.

At the same time, I was even more grateful for my decision to enter Hogwarts.

If Jerry still had this peculiar physique, she might have succeeded in stealing him from his house, licking him until the very end.

……

Time flew by and came to Wednesday. Jerry, Harry, and Eileen took the subway, took a few more trains, and arrived at the entrance of the Leaky Cauldron.

It was as dark and dirty as ever, with weirdly dressed and sneaky guys everywhere.

The bar owner, an old man with a strong hunchback, shook his hands when he saw Jerry, and the cup in his hand almost fell to the ground.

He hurriedly put down the cup and came forward: "Welcome, Mr. Yoder - and Mr. Potter." After seeing Harry following Jerry, he hurriedly added.

"Your place is still so dirty..." Jerry sighed.

He had previously thought about cooperating with the Leaky Cauldron Bar to create a Hearthstone Bar model.

But later, since Ivan and his friends rented a house and transformed it into a board game house, he gave up this idea.

It didn't matter if it was dirty or not, he wasn't going to eat here anyway.

Old Tom's hands shook even more when he heard this, and he forced out an ugly smile: "I...I'm old, I don't have the energy to clean..."