I guarded the Wuhun Hall in Douluo for 30 years

"Hmph, you kid, are you ordering me? You little brat, how dare you order me?" Bibi Dong had an angry expression.

"Hey, master, aren't I worried about your health? Think about it, master, your physical condition is not good to begin with. What should you do if you get drunk?" Zhang San persuaded with a grimace.

"Hmph, you are so brave. You dare to order your master. Are you tired of living?"

"I'm not ordering you, I'm just reminding you that you are still young and your body is an old bone. It cannot withstand your torment, right?"

"Hmph, you don't have to worry about this matter. You better take care of yourself."

"No, I have to take care of it!"

"Okay, you kid, you dare to discipline your master, I will teach you a lesson now." After Bibi Dong said that, he suddenly stretched out his hand to hit Zhang San. Zhang San was already prepared and quickly dodged to avoid it, but... Still a step too slow, Bibi Dong hit her on the shoulder.

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Two screams sounded.

"Master, what's wrong with you?" Zhang San asked in surprise.

"Hmph, you bastard, how dare you hit me?" Bibi Dong said angrily, "You bastard, I want to teach you a lesson."

After Bibi Dong finished speaking, she rushed towards Zhang San.

Zhang San quickly evaded.

"Hahahaha... You run pretty fast, you bastard, look at me for not punishing you well today." Bibi Dong chased Zhang San with a smile.

"Master, I don't dare to go against you, I can only avoid you!" Zhang San wailed as he ran away.

"Hmph, you bastard, how dare you hide from me!" Bibi Dong yelled.

"Whether I hide or not is not decided by you, but by your body!"

"Hmph, you kid, let me beat you today!"

"Master, please don't hit me in the face, otherwise, my wife will feel distressed. She loves me the most." Zhang San said with a smile.

"You stinky boy, you are really a little vixen, look at me if I don't take care of you today!"

"Master, you really love to joke!" Zhang San said with a smile.

"Hmph, I'm really angry, you brat, I'm going to teach you a lesson!" With that, Bibi Dong pursued.

Just like that, Zhang San was chased by Bibi Dong.

Chased all the way, Zhang San's figure was also erratic, and his speed was extremely fast. In the blink of an eye, Zhang San had already run far away.

"You brat, you're still running, look where you're going!" Bibi Dong shouted angrily.

"Hey, master, please stop chasing me!" Zhang San shouted.

"Huh, what if I don't chase you? I just want you to see how powerful I am!" Bibi Dong shouted loudly.

"Okay, then you can chase me to your heart's content. Anyway, you will definitely not be able to catch me!"

"You bastard, stop it!"

"Master, please spare me, I don't dare to run away anymore."

"Humph, I guess you're wise!" As she said that, Bibi Dong stopped and stood there. After taking a few breaths, she said, "Boy, you are really cunning. You said, you just said you didn't dare to run away. Are you really afraid to run away, or are you lying to me? "

"I really don't dare to run." Zhang San said bitterly.

"Don't run away?"

"Well, let's not run away!" Zhang San said firmly.

"Okay, since you're not running away, why are you hiding outside?" Bibi Dong said disdainfully.

"Well, I'm afraid you'll be angry."

"Humph, you kid, you really know how to please!" Bibi Dong said, then sat at the table, crossed her legs, and waited for Zhang San to come to the door.

"Hey, Master, actually, what I just said was serious. Everything I said came from the bottom of my heart. I really didn't deceive you. I was just afraid that you wouldn't believe it, so I deliberately said those words to coax you." Zhang San Accompanied with a smile.

"Forget it, forget it, I'm too lazy to argue with you. If you don't hurry up and bring me a bowl of soup, do you want to starve me to death?" Bibi Dong said coldly.

"Master, I understand!"

Zhang San obediently handed the bowl of medicine to Bibi Dong.

"Hmph, you are quite sensible!" After saying that, Bibi Dong picked up the bowl and drank it all in one gulp.

Seeing this, Zhang San couldn't help but sigh in his heart, Master, you don't know, what you looked like just now is really scary. Not only are you tall and thick, but you also have a bad temper and hit people at every turn. Moreover, every time he fights, he With one punch, one person can be knocked down.

Although Zhang San was a little afraid of Bibi Dong, he was even more in awe of his master's kindness to him.

Thinking of this, Zhang San couldn't help but sigh.

At this time, Bibi Dong raised her head, looked at Zhang San in surprise, and asked: "Boy, what's wrong with you? Why are you sighing?"

"It's nothing, I just think that my apprentice is very lucky!" Zhang San complimented.

"Hmph, you still have some conscience, and you have lived up to your master's expectations!" Bibi Dong sneered.

"Ahem, master, let's not talk about the apprentice. The apprentice will make the decision regarding the apprentice. Let's let the apprentice eat first. The apprentice hasn't had a full stomach for a long time. You should be hungry too!" Zhang San He said with an awkward smile.

"Hmph, you kid, let me tell you, I'm not as good-for-nothing as some bastard, I have a lot of backbone!" Bibi Dong said.

"Uh...really?" Zhang San said with the corner of his mouth twitching.

"Huh, of course, couldn't I lie to you?" Bibi Dong said with wide eyes.

"Uh... Master, are you really not hungry?" Zhang San said weakly.

"Of course I'm hungry, you brat, do you think I'll be hungry?" Bibi Dong said coldly.

"Oh!"

"Well, you brat, you are really an unfilial apprentice. You actually let your master starve." Bibi Dong said angrily.

"Master, don't blame me. If you don't scold me, I will be happy. If you scold me, I will definitely not be happy. I will definitely be very sad. If you scold me, I will be happy." , I will definitely feel sad!" Zhang San said with a sad face.

"Uh...boy, you are still very smart. You actually know these truths. It seems that I really loved you too much before. You dare to threaten my teacher? Humph, my teacher not only wants to beat you, but also I'll make you walk around without food!" Bibi Dong said viciously.

"Ah? No way, master, do you want to use family law on me? I was really wrong. I shouldn't have made you angry. Please, please don't use family law on me. I really I can't bear it, master, just let me go!" Zhang San said pitifully.

"Hmph, there is no way for me to let you go. If you don't listen to me, I will beat you to death!" Bibi Dong said fiercely.

"Master, I was wrong, master, please spare me!" Zhang San begged.

"You brat, is it useful to beg for mercy now? Hum, if you admit your mistake earlier, maybe I can still save your life. Otherwise, I have to repair you today!" After Bibi Dong said that, he picked up the He picked up a wooden stick, pointed it at Zhang San and said: "You bastard, kneel down quickly!"

"Master, I...I won't kneel!"

"You won't kneel, right? I'll tell you not to kneel, I'll let you kneel, I'll let you kneel!" After Bibi Dong said that, she picked up the wooden stick in her hand and slapped Zhang San hard on the buttocks.

"Snapped!"

"Snapped!"

"Snapped!"

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Immediately, Zhang San was beaten hard on the floor.

Zhang San gasped in pain, but did not dare to say a word.

"You brat, do you know you're wrong?" Bibi Dong shouted coldly.

"I know, I know!" Zhang San said painfully.

"That's pretty much it. You brat, why are you still standing there? Why don't you come over here and pour me a cup of tea!" Bibi Dong said.

"Hey!" Zhang San responded and hurriedly poured a cup of tea and handed it to Bibi Dong.

"Well, not bad!" Bibi Dong took a few sips of the tea and praised.

"Haha!" Zhang San said with a wry smile, "Thank you for the compliment, master!"

"You brat, are you still a man? Why can't you even get some tea!" Bibi Dong said.

"I... I've just been working in the kitchen for a long time, and my hands are a little stiff, so I worked a little slower." Zhang San explained awkwardly.

"Humph, brat, stop making excuses and quickly put all the dishes and chopsticks in order for me. I'm going to start dinner!" Bibi Dong said.

"Oh!"

After Zhang San finished speaking, he hurriedly walked to the bowls and chopsticks and began to place them one by one.

Bibi Dong saw Zhang San placing the bowls and chopsticks and nodded with satisfaction.

Seeing Bibi Dong nodding with satisfaction, Zhang San breathed a sigh of relief. Then, he sat on the chair and started eating. However, Zhang San had no appetite at all. All he could think about was the two slaps Bibi Dong had just slapped. .

Zhang San is now very conflicted in his heart. Should he continue to pretend to be confused, or should he have a straightforward showdown with Bibi Dong so that Bibi Dong will no longer be so cruel to him.

Zhang San was struggling in his heart. On the one hand, Zhang San hoped that Bibi Dong would continue to punish him. On the other hand, Zhang San was unwilling to let Bibi Dong continue to punish him. He was really in a dilemma!

"You brat, why are you still standing there? Hurry up and eat!" Seeing Zhang San looking dazed, Bibi Dong urged.

"Uh, okay, come right over!" Zhang San replied hurriedly after hearing the words.

After Zhang San finished speaking, he hurried to the dining table, sat down, and lowered his head, not daring to pick up a bite of the food, let alone eat it.

"You brat, why don't you eat? Didn't you just say, are you hungry? I'm just serving you a bowl of porridge, why don't you eat?" Bibi Dong asked doubtfully.

"Huh? Oh, I...I'm not hungry!" Zhang San said.

"Aren't you hungry? Didn't you complain that you were hungry just now? If you say you are not hungry now, are you hungry?"

Bibi Dong asked.

"I...I'm really not hungry." Zhang San smiled awkwardly, not daring to raise his head to look into Bibi Dong's eyes. However, after Zhang San finished speaking, Zhang San was secretly thinking in his heart , "Damn it, I didn't say I was hungry. I just don't want Master to know that I'm lying. Master, please forgive me this time!"

"Oh, since you're not hungry, let's eat quickly!" Bibi Dong said indifferently.

"Okay, master!" Zhang San said, picking up a spoon and scooping out a spoonful of porridge, ready to eat.

"Hey! Brat, the rice you just ate was cooked by me myself. How does it taste?" Bibi Dong asked with a smile.

"Uh! Not bad, master, your craftsmanship is getting better and better!" Zhang Samai said with conscience.

"Haha, of course, I made this specially for you. If you like it, when I get old, you will come here to eat with me every day. What do you think?" Bibi Dong said with a smile.

"Master, you are in good health, you are still young!" Zhang San said with a smile.

"Well, since you are so good at making people happy, I will forgive you!" Bibi Dong said with a smile. After that, Bibi Dong took a few more sips of wine.

"Master, you just drink. Why are you drinking so much? If the vixens outside see you like this, wouldn't they be shocked?" Zhang San said worriedly.

"You brat, you don't need to worry about this. I call it drinking for fun, do you understand?" Bibi Dong rolled her eyes at Zhang San and said, "By the way, I just asked you, who are you and Liu Piaoxue? What's going on? I think that girl seems to have a crush on you. You have to take it easy and don't let her run away. I'm warning you!"

"Uh... Master, nothing happened between me and Junior Sister Piaoxue, so please stop making random guesses. Okay, Master, let's eat quickly, otherwise, time will have passed. Master, please I will be punished." Zhang San said.

"Okay, I believe you, come on, let's eat!" Bibi Dong said with a smile.

"Yeah, thank you, master!" Zhang San said with a smile.

While Zhang San was eating, he secretly glanced at Bibi Dong. Seeing that Bibi Dong was immersed in eating, Zhang San felt even more uneasy.

Although Zhang San tried his best to hide, he was still discovered by Bibi Dong.

So, Bibi Dong asked: "You brat, what are you looking at?"

"Huh? Oh, I'm peeking at you eating!" Zhang San said with an embarrassed smile.

"Hmph, you little brat, you dare to peek at me eating from behind. It's really outrageous. Come on, I'll punish you now!" Bibi Dong said, reaching out her hand, grabbing Zhang San's ears, and gave her a hard blow. Pulling, Zhang San screamed in pain.

"Ah, master, please be gentle, it hurts so much!" Zhang San screamed.

"You know it hurts, but you still dare to peek at me eating. You deserve it!" Bibi Dong said with a smile.

"Master, I was wrong. I will never peek at you eating again, please forgive me!" Zhang San begged.

? "Bibi Dong yelled angrily.

"Master, apprentice doesn't dare anymore!" Zhang San said aggrievedly.

"Humph, don't you dare!"

"I don't dare anymore, I don't dare anymore, I won't dare anymore!"

"Humph, you are smart!"

"Master, please let me go quickly, it's so ticklish!" Zhang San said with a smile.

"No, you just wanted to take the opportunity to spy on me. I want to teach you a lesson!" Bibi Dong said, grabbing Zhang San's ear's hand and squeezing it hard again.

Zhang San immediately screamed in pain.

"I told you to spy on me!"

"Master, I don't dare anymore!"

"Hmph, you don't dare anymore?