"Village chief, what kind of eyes do you have? Don't you even suspect that I, Song Laizi, have bad intentions?"
Song Laizi was not happy, and cried even more miserably, "I don't want to live anymore. I thought the village head is the person who knows me best, but I didn't expect the village head to have the same vision as those secular people?"
The corner of Bu Fan's mouth twitched a few times.
Isn't this Song Laizi's part enough?
"I get it, I get it, aren't you just complaining about not having a wife? But it's useless if you tell me, I can't help you assign a wife!"
"Village chief, you really know how to joke. You are still single, and you still assign a wife to me?" Song Laizi suddenly became fussy.
Why doesn't he like to hear that?
"Don't talk about those useless things, tell me, what do you want from me?" Bu Fan gave Song Laizi an angry look.
"I'm just unhappy, village head, please judge me. In the past few years, have I, Song Laizi, never stolen someone's chicken or touched someone's dog?
But why should the people in the village be as wary of me as they are of a thief? "Song Laizi said with a look of displeasure.
"this..."
Bu Fan didn't know whether to tell the truth.
Could it be that the villagers are afraid of being hated by someone.
And, the green one?
"You can't blame the folks, whoever told you to be okay said that you don't want a wife, someone else wants a wife!"
Bu Fan coughed dryly.
He thought it was a good idea for the folks, just to guard against Song Laizi.
People from other villages might break Song Laizi's legs just in case.
"I'm right. Those of them who have wives don't care about their wives. Have you ever thought about those of us who can't get a wife? There is no place to be rare if you want to find someone to be rare!" Song Laizi complained.
Well, it makes sense.
However, you can do it if you say so, why add us, he sounds awkward.
"I understand!"
What else could Bu Fan say, he could only nod in agreement.
"I just said that the village chief understands us best, and those who have wives don't understand the hearts of us bachelors at all." Song Laizi looked unhappy and bitter.
"When they are laughing and laughing with their daughter-in-law in the house, we can only sleep with our arms around the cold quilt. They can sleep with their arms around their daughter-in-law, but us bachelors can only..."
"Stop it, you will be banned if you continue talking like this!"
At first, Bu Fan thought that Song Laizi's words were very literary, but when he heard the latter words, he hurriedly interrupted.
It's okay, let Song Laizi continue, I don't know what else to say.
"What was blocked?" Song Laizi was taken aback.
"I just told you not to say such unnutritious words!" Bu Fan coughed dryly.
"It's not nutritious. Those of them who have wives can sleep with their arms around their wives. Aren't we bachelors guarding empty houses?" Song Laizi argued.
Bu Fan: "..."
Well, it seems that he was wrong.
Also, don't add us in a sentence! !
"What do you want?"
Having said so much, Bu Fan didn't believe that Song Laizi just came to him to complain.
"that..."
Song Laizi became a little awkward, "I just want to learn something from you, the village chief!"
【Mission: Song Laizi who wants to make a change】
[Mission introduction: Song Laizi is a well-known lazy eater in the village. Although he has made changes in the past few years, the villagers still cannot accept and trust him.
In order to impress the villagers, Song Laizi decided to learn from you, the most knowledgeable person in the village. Of course, with a better reputation, it would be great to get a beautiful wife]
[Task reward: 100000 experience points]
【accept!reject! 】
Ha ha.
Looking at the mission introduction, Bu Fan's mouth twitched a few times.
All the changes are fake, and they are all for the purpose of begging for a wife.
However, the experience reward this time is really not generally high.
It can be imagined that it is really difficult to change a lazy lame man.
If there is a difficulty level for the task, Song Laizi's task level is probably not lower than eight stars, remember, ten stars is the maximum.
"You really want to change?"
Bu Fan looked Song Laizi up and down.
Although the difficulty of the task is a bit higher, there may be item rewards for changing Song Laizi.
After all, every time you change a top-quality villager, you can get item rewards, and Song Laizi is a top-quality villager.
"Village chief, you look at me like that, I'm so scared!"
Song Laizi got goosebumps all over his body from being stared at, and suddenly his brain cramped, thinking of something.
"Village Chief, you don't have that kind of obsession, do you? Let me tell you, I, Song Laizi, have always been only interested in women!"
As he said that, he immediately covered his chest with his hands.
Feeling wrong, I covered my chest with one hand and my crotch with the other.
Still feeling wrong, I covered my chest with one hand and the door with the other.
But it still didn't feel right, I covered my crotch with one hand, and covered the door with the other.
Feeling that this was almost the case, Song Laizi let out a long breath.
Bu Fan had a black line on his forehead.
"Get out of here!"
He kicked Song Laizi away.
"Village chief, just kidding, don't be angry, don't be angry"
Song Laizi has always been thick-skinned, got up from the ground, and immediately changed into a playful smile.
"It's not impossible for you to change!" Bu Fan stroked his chin.
"Really!" Song Laizi was excited.
"But it may take some hardship. I don't know if you can persist." Bu Fan said seriously.
"As long as I don't betray my integrity, I can do anything!" Song Laizi patted his chest
"roll!"
Looking at Song Laizi who left happily.
Bu Fan shook his head with a smile.
How could he not know that Song Laizi was worried that he would not accept him because of the past, so he put on a funny look.
……
Early the next morning.
Song Laizi fell asleep in a daze and was woken up by some children from the private school, and dragged him to the private school.
"Village Chief, why did you wake me up so early in the morning!" Song Laizi yawned with a listless expression on his face.
"Don't you want to change? Then you have to go to bed early and get up early every day, and then run and punch with the children!" Bu Fan said with his hands behind his back.
"What? Running and punching with these brats?"
Song Laizi pointed at the children around him, dumbfounded.
"What's wrong? You don't listen to me anymore?" Bu Fan's face became serious.
"No, no, of course I will listen to what you say!" Song Laizi shook his head hurriedly, but he knew that the little village chief's seriousness was terrifying.
"Then run with the child!"
Bu Fan yelled, Song Laizi shuddered, and ran after the children.
It was okay at first, but after running for a while, Song Laizi couldn't hold on anymore, it was too tiring.
"Village Chief, I can't do it!"
Song Laizi sat down on the ground, panting heavily, drops of sweat fell from his head like he didn't want money.
Song Laizi was not happy, and cried even more miserably, "I don't want to live anymore. I thought the village head is the person who knows me best, but I didn't expect the village head to have the same vision as those secular people?"
The corner of Bu Fan's mouth twitched a few times.
Isn't this Song Laizi's part enough?
"I get it, I get it, aren't you just complaining about not having a wife? But it's useless if you tell me, I can't help you assign a wife!"
"Village chief, you really know how to joke. You are still single, and you still assign a wife to me?" Song Laizi suddenly became fussy.
Why doesn't he like to hear that?
"Don't talk about those useless things, tell me, what do you want from me?" Bu Fan gave Song Laizi an angry look.
"I'm just unhappy, village head, please judge me. In the past few years, have I, Song Laizi, never stolen someone's chicken or touched someone's dog?
But why should the people in the village be as wary of me as they are of a thief? "Song Laizi said with a look of displeasure.
"this..."
Bu Fan didn't know whether to tell the truth.
Could it be that the villagers are afraid of being hated by someone.
And, the green one?
"You can't blame the folks, whoever told you to be okay said that you don't want a wife, someone else wants a wife!"
Bu Fan coughed dryly.
He thought it was a good idea for the folks, just to guard against Song Laizi.
People from other villages might break Song Laizi's legs just in case.
"I'm right. Those of them who have wives don't care about their wives. Have you ever thought about those of us who can't get a wife? There is no place to be rare if you want to find someone to be rare!" Song Laizi complained.
Well, it makes sense.
However, you can do it if you say so, why add us, he sounds awkward.
"I understand!"
What else could Bu Fan say, he could only nod in agreement.
"I just said that the village chief understands us best, and those who have wives don't understand the hearts of us bachelors at all." Song Laizi looked unhappy and bitter.
"When they are laughing and laughing with their daughter-in-law in the house, we can only sleep with our arms around the cold quilt. They can sleep with their arms around their daughter-in-law, but us bachelors can only..."
"Stop it, you will be banned if you continue talking like this!"
At first, Bu Fan thought that Song Laizi's words were very literary, but when he heard the latter words, he hurriedly interrupted.
It's okay, let Song Laizi continue, I don't know what else to say.
"What was blocked?" Song Laizi was taken aback.
"I just told you not to say such unnutritious words!" Bu Fan coughed dryly.
"It's not nutritious. Those of them who have wives can sleep with their arms around their wives. Aren't we bachelors guarding empty houses?" Song Laizi argued.
Bu Fan: "..."
Well, it seems that he was wrong.
Also, don't add us in a sentence! !
"What do you want?"
Having said so much, Bu Fan didn't believe that Song Laizi just came to him to complain.
"that..."
Song Laizi became a little awkward, "I just want to learn something from you, the village chief!"
【Mission: Song Laizi who wants to make a change】
[Mission introduction: Song Laizi is a well-known lazy eater in the village. Although he has made changes in the past few years, the villagers still cannot accept and trust him.
In order to impress the villagers, Song Laizi decided to learn from you, the most knowledgeable person in the village. Of course, with a better reputation, it would be great to get a beautiful wife]
[Task reward: 100000 experience points]
【accept!reject! 】
Ha ha.
Looking at the mission introduction, Bu Fan's mouth twitched a few times.
All the changes are fake, and they are all for the purpose of begging for a wife.
However, the experience reward this time is really not generally high.
It can be imagined that it is really difficult to change a lazy lame man.
If there is a difficulty level for the task, Song Laizi's task level is probably not lower than eight stars, remember, ten stars is the maximum.
"You really want to change?"
Bu Fan looked Song Laizi up and down.
Although the difficulty of the task is a bit higher, there may be item rewards for changing Song Laizi.
After all, every time you change a top-quality villager, you can get item rewards, and Song Laizi is a top-quality villager.
"Village chief, you look at me like that, I'm so scared!"
Song Laizi got goosebumps all over his body from being stared at, and suddenly his brain cramped, thinking of something.
"Village Chief, you don't have that kind of obsession, do you? Let me tell you, I, Song Laizi, have always been only interested in women!"
As he said that, he immediately covered his chest with his hands.
Feeling wrong, I covered my chest with one hand and my crotch with the other.
Still feeling wrong, I covered my chest with one hand and the door with the other.
But it still didn't feel right, I covered my crotch with one hand, and covered the door with the other.
Feeling that this was almost the case, Song Laizi let out a long breath.
Bu Fan had a black line on his forehead.
"Get out of here!"
He kicked Song Laizi away.
"Village chief, just kidding, don't be angry, don't be angry"
Song Laizi has always been thick-skinned, got up from the ground, and immediately changed into a playful smile.
"It's not impossible for you to change!" Bu Fan stroked his chin.
"Really!" Song Laizi was excited.
"But it may take some hardship. I don't know if you can persist." Bu Fan said seriously.
"As long as I don't betray my integrity, I can do anything!" Song Laizi patted his chest
"roll!"
Looking at Song Laizi who left happily.
Bu Fan shook his head with a smile.
How could he not know that Song Laizi was worried that he would not accept him because of the past, so he put on a funny look.
……
Early the next morning.
Song Laizi fell asleep in a daze and was woken up by some children from the private school, and dragged him to the private school.
"Village Chief, why did you wake me up so early in the morning!" Song Laizi yawned with a listless expression on his face.
"Don't you want to change? Then you have to go to bed early and get up early every day, and then run and punch with the children!" Bu Fan said with his hands behind his back.
"What? Running and punching with these brats?"
Song Laizi pointed at the children around him, dumbfounded.
"What's wrong? You don't listen to me anymore?" Bu Fan's face became serious.
"No, no, of course I will listen to what you say!" Song Laizi shook his head hurriedly, but he knew that the little village chief's seriousness was terrifying.
"Then run with the child!"
Bu Fan yelled, Song Laizi shuddered, and ran after the children.
It was okay at first, but after running for a while, Song Laizi couldn't hold on anymore, it was too tiring.
"Village Chief, I can't do it!"
Song Laizi sat down on the ground, panting heavily, drops of sweat fell from his head like he didn't want money.
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