Live Naruto!Let's start with Naruto breaking up!

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Obito complained about the unknown object on the other half of his body, and at this time the crooked-mouthed Bai Zetsu spoke again: "Thanks to it, you can survive without eating or drinking."

"I think you should be grateful for it instead..."

But then Uzumaki Baizetsu spoke, with his hands wrapped around his chest with a look of disgust on his face.

"Really, we don't want to be confused with you!"

At this point he...she...forget it.

He pointed at Obito with his finger, "Yours is an artificial body without emotions, and we are artificial humans!"

He pointed at himself again and said proudly: "Emotional!"

"And understands the punchline better than you do!"

Uzumaki Shirozetsu, who had his hands on his hips, had not yet stopped speaking.

"I have a richer vocabulary and a better brain than you!"

When he said this, he suddenly paused slightly, and even his speaking speed slowed down...

"Although I can't poop..."

Obito was dumbfounded, "It's so noisy!" he angrily looked at Bai Zetsu in front of him with disgust on his face.

"Then tell me where you are more advanced than me?"

Hearing this, the two Bai Jue turned to look at each other, seeming to have made up their minds.

"us!"

"It's happening!!"

"Watching you!!!"

After saying that, he gave himself a thumbs up and silently praised himself.

"It's so weird to say the same thing! I'm not happy!!!" Obito suddenly became furious and yelled at the two of them.

"The reason why we help you recover..."

The crooked-mouthed Bai Zetsu didn't care about Obito's mood and attitude, he just took over the words and continued: "It's because Madara ordered that before he wakes up, I hope you recover enough to be able to control him!"

【hooligan:! ! !Uzumaki Uzumaki Uzumaki, okay, I have a name!My name is A Fei! 】

[Bai Jue: That’s right!I also have a name, my name is Bai Jue! 】

[Uchiha Madara: ...Actually, Waizui and Uzumaki sound pretty good. 】

[Senju Hashirama: Hahahaha, Motor, these two little things you raised are so cute! 】

【Ding!The system takes a name and refuses to object! 】

Bai Jue and A Fei are speechless...

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And after Uzumaki Bai Zetsu watched the crooked-mouthed Bai Zetsu put down his thumbs on his hand, he silently raised another hand and gave a thumbs up!

"cut!"

"I let two puppets who only know how to talk and talk to watch me, while I slept on the side!"

Obito turned his head disdainfully and looked at Motor sitting on the chair in the distance. After saying this, he suddenly thought of something and stretched out his left hand to hold it tightly.

"I must escape from here and find Lin and Kakashi!"

"Where can I get out?"

Obito said this and asked the two White Zetsus.

"Those who can't get out have no exit." Uzumaki Bai Zetsu waved his little hand, his tone slightly humorous.

"Madara blocked the gate with a large rock after he ordered us to move you here."

Obito looked at Bai Juezhi's door carefully, and sure enough, there was a huge stone blocking the door.

"Hey! The door is actually blocked!!!"

Wrigley Bai definitely doesn't want to explain more here and just changes the topic.

"By the way, you kept shouting 'Lin Linlin' in your dream..."

"Could it be that you want to go to Manchu to pick up bells?"

Obito's stunned expression suddenly turned red, and his face could be fried with eggs.

"There's also 'ba ga ba ga ba ga' mixed in..."

When the crooked-mouthed White Zetsu said this, Uzumaki quickly added: "Ah! You also said 'Haga Kakashi', right?"

"Oh! Yes, yes, I say it occasionally!"

"What is Baga Kakashi?"

The two Bai Zetsu were teasing Obito like crazy in front of him, and we don’t know if they really didn’t know or if they pretended not to know...

"Who knows? Why don't you ask him directly?"

Obito's face turned from blushing to sweating profusely, which was a bit strange.

Did I say this again...

He looked at the two Bai Jue standing in front of the window whispering, and felt completely uncomfortable!

At this moment, Uzumaki spoke. He raised his little hand and said politely: "Um...can I ask a question?"

"Huh??!" Obito was a little impatient.

And Uzumaki's next words shocked Obito.

"That is, what does it feel like to want to poop?"

"Give me an example!"

He heard the conversation between the two of them, and what about the question he agreed to ask Kakashi?

"Isn't it the fault of idiot Kakashi? How troubled are you with poop!"

You are speechless. Why are you angry?I can't make fun of you!

"What... As for getting so angry..."

"Then let me ask you questions about Lin and idiot Kakashi later!"

But Obito didn't think so. He pointed at the Uzumaki angrily, "Especially this circle here!"

"Can't poop but looks like shit..."

[Uzumaki Naruto:! ! !Souga!It's indeed very similar!I just said that I always feel... I always feel that the person wearing the mask looks like something! 】

Obito is all stupid, it’s that Fei I’m complaining about!

It's me you're complaining about!

[Senju Tobirama: ...Describing ghosts, can you guys stop talking about such disgusting topics?We are eating! 】

[A Fei: Really?I look like shit, so shitting means shitting me? @Waizui come here and pull me! 】

[Crooked mouth:! !My name is Bai Jue! ? ? ?I really changed my mouth into a crooked mouth...]

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"I'm bothering you!"

After Obito said this, he asked Waizui: "Speaking of which, where have the other white guys gone?"

Uzumaki, who was complained by Obito, silently gave him a thumbs-up gesture!

This Uzumaki is a real person, he can't even raise his middle finger.

"Um, go outside to collect information."

Obito was shocked when he heard this, "Eh!? Can you go outside?"

Waizui said silently: "Because we can move in the soil."

Obito's newly raised hope suddenly disappeared, his face suddenly fell, and he sighed, "What the hell..."

"Lock me to a place like this and listen to you say some unexplained things."

Uzumaki suddenly saluted Obito: "Sorry, I shouldn't have mentioned shit to you!"

"That's not what I meant!!!"

"It's what Ma Dala said..."

"What cuts off cause and effect..."

He looked at the sleeping Uchiha Madara with a crooked mouth and said, "Ah, Madara is not the type who is good at communicating with children."

"Well! To put it simply, it means abandoning the troubles in the real world and escaping to all the beautiful dreams."

"In a dream?"

"Because it's a dream, everything can come true."

"You can even resurrect the dead."

Uzumaki suddenly interrupted, "It's just using illusion to create a huge dream world~"

"Then let everyone go inside~"

But when he said this, he suddenly scratched the back of his head, "Rather than letting them in...it would be more appropriate to force them in, hehe."

"And for life!"