I'm Not Interested In The Pirate

"Although we are the best brothers..."

"But one thing is the same thing!"

"You can't let me betray my principles just because we are the best of brothers!"

Red-haired Shanks retorted, he is a very principled man, if Ewen says what he says, wouldn't it make him look very shameless? !

"Are your principles useless?!"

"The people above said that this Devil Fruit must be in my hands."

"Besides, what's the use of keeping a broken fruit!!?"

"Give it to me!"

"How about I help you keep it?"

"Then again, you don't even have anyone to eat the fruit from..."

"Monkey D. Luffy is in my hands now, please hand over that banana fruit!"

Every word of Egwene was like a sharp steel knife inserted into the heart of red-haired Shanks.

"This is too much, Egwene!"

"Monkey D. Luffy was snatched from my hand by you..."

The corner of Shanks' mouth twitched slightly. He was helpless at Ewen's words, but there was nothing he could do about it.

"No no no!"

"I am Monkey D. Luffy, who is upright and honorable. I took him away!"

"My dear red-haired brother!"

"I have permission from Luffy's grandfather, and I am now Monkey D. Luffy's guardian!"

"Of course, red-haired brother, you may have other ideas, and you may not agree with what I said."

"But that's what it is, unless you can convince Monkey D. Cap!"

"That's it~"

"I'll call Garp and ask him to bring Sengoku, Zefa, Sakaski, Kuzan and Porusalino to talk to you in person. You guys can discuss it carefully, Monchi D. Lu What do you think about Fei’s ownership! Am I a brother enough?"

Yiwen lit a cigarette in her mouth and kept puffing away, looking extremely arrogant.

"you……"

"You're going a little too far!"

"Why do we two brothers need such trouble? Isn't it just a devil fruit?"

"Wouldn't it be better if I gave it to you?!"

"Garp, Sengoku and Mr. Zefa, they are all very old. It is a bit disrespectful and inappropriate for them to come to me, a junior!"

"As for Sakaski, Kuzan and Porusalino!?"

"I think they have their own things to do. How can it be inappropriate for the teacher to chase after me?"

When Shanks heard this, he laughed. He laughed a little unnaturally, but he tried his best to make his laughter sound natural. He couldn't let Ewen, a cheater, hear that he was scared. He couldn't let it. Egwene felt that he was afraid, and he must move forward bravely.

"Very good! Then I'll give you this devil fruit!"

Shanks decided to give this devil fruit to Ewene, and Ewene went to inform Kapu Zefa and others.

"Hahaha……"

"Isn't that right?"

Yiwen chuckled when he heard this, and he said that it would be best to give him this devil fruit.

In this case, of the two Devil Fruits that the World Government entrusted to him, he was able to take down one of the more difficult ones. Compared to Red-haired Shanks, who had premeditated and forcibly taken away 1 Rubber Fruit. The other one, the World Government wanted Yes, the results of the operation for which a large reward is being spent will be much better.

After all, the Devil Fruit is in the hands of a group of bandits who only know money.

As long as the fruit is taken away from the robber's hands, it will be considered a great victory for him, Ewen.

"Just let me see..."

"How difficult are these damn robbers to deal with~"

The corners of Yiwen's mouth curled up slightly, and he kept mumbling. He had already made up his mind. He was going to take the devil fruit away from the robber without spending a penny.

"Inform me of that robber!"

"It's just that the World Government has set its sights on the Devil Fruit in his hands."

"Ask him what conditions he needs to pay before he chooses to give up this devil fruit that is targeted by the world government?"

Ewen sat on the sofa on the deck and waved her hand to the CP0 behind her, signaling them to contact the robber who had obtained the Devil Fruit.

"Just leave this matter to us..."

CP0 nodded slightly, indicating that they would definitely get rid of the robber who stole the Devil Fruit.

The first half of the Great Line, a certain island.

A tall and thick-looking man was holding a wooden box firmly in his hand. Inside the box was a heart-like Devil Fruit, which was the important Devil Fruit that was being rewarded by the World Government, the Surgery Fruit.

"Yohohoho~Yoho~Yoho~"

"Yohohoho~Yoho~Yoho~"

The rough man kept humming a tune, looking very happy, and seemed to be full of expectations for his future. Yes, the man knew the value of the devil fruit in his hand!

Because the man in front of me once came from the navy. He served as a rear admiral in the navy a long time ago. He also knows the secrets of the world government and has read the devil fruit illustrated book. He is an extremely ruthless person!

After he left the World Government and was no longer a naval soldier, he concentrated on becoming a pirate. In fact, the word pirate is not accurate. They are a group of treasure hunters. Wherever there is money, they will be found!

And his luck was indeed good, he actually found this legendary devil fruit by accident.

And this was the scene where he deliberately leaked the information, informed the World Government, and prepared to negotiate terms with the World Government to seek maximum benefits.

"Blu blu blu~"

Just as the man was excitedly singing the song, the phone on his waist suddenly rang.

"Hello~"

The man picked up the phone and asked angrily. He was very angry because he was singing at a critical moment. This feeling of being interrupted at a critical moment made him very irritated.

"We are sent by the World Government to negotiate with you..."

"The fruit is indeed on you, right!?"

CP0's voice was very hoarse and cold, and he kept asking the man whether he really got the fruits of the operation.

"Of course~"

"Please feel free to rest assured on this!"

"Surgical Devil Fruit, I did find it!"

“We can deliver the money with one hand and the goods with the other!”

"We are all conscientious people, and we all put conscientious transactions first!"

The pirate smiled and continued to preach.

"That's good……"

"Tell me about your conditions?"

CP0 asked about the pirates' conditions. He wanted to know how ambitious the pirates were.

"Fifty billion!"

"As long as you prepare five billion Baileys for me, I will dedicate this Devil Fruit to the World Government!"

The pirate answered without thinking, as if he had already prepared in his heart. The five billion was not a number he came up with at the moment, but the answer he finally came up with after thinking for a long time.

"Little thief! Don't you know how much five billion is?"

"Five billion is enough to buy 100 of your heads!"

"That means even if you die, you still need to replace 99 heads!"

"So... I hope you can understand."

cp0 was shocked by the man's whims. He thought that this little pirate wanted a few hundred million to survive a billion, but he didn't expect that he wanted five billion in one go. He thought that maybe the man didn't know at all, tmd fifty How many hundreds of millions are there? Chun Chun just opened his mouth to tell.

"Five billion is not much!"

"Of course I know my head can't hold five billion!"

"But I still want five billion!"

"My answer is simple. This five billion, including my bounty, is enough to give me a fight with the strongest man in the world, the white-bearded Edward D. Newgate!"

"I have been in the navy, but I will never be a general in my life, and I will not be able to become the emperor of the sea even if I am a pirate!"

"Then at least I must be worthy enough to rival the Emperor of the Sea!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The man laughed crazily. It was obvious that this pirate knew how crazy he looked if he wanted five billion, but he also knew that he was not crazy. Five billion was just enough for him to become a big shot and become famous from then on. Wan, no longer an ant in the sea!

"Is this your dream?"

CP0 heard this and asked in a deep voice.

"Of course!"

“This is my dream that has been carried out throughout my life!”

The pirate heard this and spoke with great pride.

"idiot……"

"You will die!"

cp0 shook his head and scolded the pirate for his heartlessness.

"Hahaha……"

"Then you don't have to worry about it, adults~"

"As long as you adults prepare what I need, it will be enough."

The pirate smiled disdainfully upon hearing this, as if he had already taken death lightly.

He looked like he would just do it if he didn't accept life or death...

"Okay...I will report this matter to our adults truthfully!"

cp0 nodded lightly when he heard this and said no more.

"sorry to bother you!"

"You must discuss this with the big shots above you!"

"Not a single cent less than 50 billion Baileys!"

The pirate laughed and said.

"Lord Yiwen..."

"That pirate actually said he wanted 50 billion Baileys!"

"What are we going to do!?"

CP0 looked at Yiwen, his eyes full of questioning.

"Promise him! And tell the World Government to prepare 50 billion beli for me, quickly!"

Yiwen sat on the sofa and spoke with an extremely calm expression.

"As ordered!"

cp0 nodded lightly after listening to Yiwen's words, and then went down to deal with the matter.

"Boss Yiwen~"

"You're not really going to give that idiot 50 billion Beli, are you?"

Stussy's eyes shone with wisdom. She walked gently to Ewen's side, put her hands on Ewen's shoulders, mouthed gentle orchids, and blew the wind gently in Ewen's ears.

"You're kidding, if the money goes into my pants pocket, it's absolutely impossible to get out!"

"I, Ewen, am not the kind of person who takes money from others!"

Ewen smiled coldly, and her eyes flashed with pride. For someone as disdainful as Ewen, only Wumei can compete with him in the entire world. Kaido and Blackbeard are just rubbish!He Yiwen never means what he says!This is an absolute ego and willfulness.

"What are you going to do!?"

Hearing this, Stussy nodded lightly. Sure enough, she had never misjudged her boss. He knew that his boss Yi Wen was full of contempt and was not the kind of person who would deal with others seriously.

"Call Doflamingo!"

"Dad taught us to use scum to fight scum!"

"We just have to watch from the dark and mow aggressively."

The corner of Yiwen's mouth raised slightly, and he looked like he was strategizing.

"Use scum against scum!?"

"Hahaha……"

Stussy chuckled when she heard this, and her smile was bright.

"Lord Yiwen, you are truly the scum king of the world!"

Stussy gave a thumbs up to her master, Lord Egwene.

"Thank you for the compliment!"

"Just an ordinary scumbag! An ordinary scumbag!"

"Hahaha……"

Ewen didn't feel any offense at all because of Stussy's words, but instead laughed loudly.

"What a waste!"

Stussy looked at Ewene and shook her head.

"Blu blu blu..."

Ewen ignored Stusy and directly picked up a phone bug that looked like a flamingo wearing a pink coat and started dialing.

"click~"

With a soft ring, the phone was answered.

"Hey!?"

A deep and magnetic voice came from the phone.

"Hey?"

"Are you Mingdi? I am your cousin Tartarus Egwene!"

"It's been such a long time no see! I miss you so much..."

Yiwen lay on the sofa and greeted Mingdi.

"Ewen..."

Doflamingo gritted his teeth when he heard this. He remembered his previous humiliation, but he was helpless. Doflamingo could rely on his identity as a Celestial Dragon to show off his power in front of the navy, be proud in front of the world government, and even He can use his identity to speak to the Sea Emperor, but he can't show off in front of Yiwen, who is also a Celestial Dragon!

Dad once told us that the best way to deal with a Celestial Dragon is to find a Celestial Dragon who is more powerful than the Celestial Dragon you have to deal with!

"刈刈嗈..."

"It's been so long, cousin Ewen~"

Doflamingo forced a smile on his face. He wanted to curse, but he had to smile.

"Actually, it's not a big deal~"

"That's what you know!"

"The fruits of the operation have appeared!"

"Help me take care of it. Use your dishonest and extremely dishonest methods to help me get that devil fruit."

Ewen smiled slightly and said it bluntly.

"You guy..."

Doflamingo was stunned and his eyes sharpened.

"Hey hey hey~"

"Cousin Yiwen, don't you know the meaning of the fruit of the operation?!"

"You and I are both Celestial Dragons, and some secrets are not secrets in the eyes of you and me!"

"The fruit of the operation..."

"But it is a powerful force that can give us eternal life!"

Doflamingo's expression was cold as he spoke in a deep voice.

"I know!"

"So I asked you to help me get it~"

"How about preparing me for immortality surgery~"

Egwene smiled slightly and smiled at Doflamingo.

"you……"

Doflamingo felt a lump in his throat. He had never seen such a shameless person.

"Doflamingo, the fruits of the operation will be reborn soon. Give me the first one first, and you will use the second one~"

"You have to believe brother~"

Egwene is actually younger than Doflamingo. According to seniority, he is Doflamingo's cousin, but he is awesome!He inherited his power from Roger, and he is the one who is the best in this sea!