I'm Not Interested In The Pirate

The drinking party ended quickly, and Shanks and Egwene walked under the sunset and chatted.

"When do you plan to leave?" Ewen asked Shanks. By leaving, he not only meant leaving Windmill Village, but also asked Shanks when he would leave for the new world.

"In a few years." Shanks drank the beer in the cup in one gulp, looked at the endless sea, and spoke softly, then turned back to look at Ewen, "What about you? How many days do you plan to stay here? "

"I came here for two purposes, one of which is Luffy." Yiwen was very optimistic about Luffy's potential, and he was bound to win. "There is another kid in the kingdom. I will retreat when I get him. "

"Oh!?" Shanks was stunned, "Are there other kids you like? Whose children are they?"

In a short period of time, Shanks has figured out Egwene's profession. She is a navy on the surface, but in fact, she is a human trafficker.

It seems that the experience of being abducted by Roger when she was a child has become a shadow in Ewene's heart, so much so that now Ewene wants to abduct all the children of the big shots who participated in the Battle of the Island of Gods...

Repay the enemy with his own way... This is a super revenge war that has been endured for more than 20 years!Shanks could only support Ewen's behavior mentally.

"Anyway, there will inevitably be a lot of messy things when we meet in the future." Ewen patted Shanks on the shoulder, "If one day you really can't survive anymore, you can come to me and I will treat you like those children. "

"..." Shanks looked at Yiwen and remained silent, so I treat you as a good brother. You and the others always wanted to be my father? !

"..." Ewen didn't speak but answered Shanks with her eyes, "Yes, I planned to be you and Bucky's father from the beginning! It hasn't changed a day."

This is just like when Ewen traveled through time and went to college. From the day he entered the college dormitory, he decided to be a father to three other people!

The next day, early in the morning...

"asshole!"

"Why don't you understand me!?"

A boy with a top hat and short blond hair was walking in the mountains and forests, his eyes full of anger. He was angry at his family's lack of understanding of him.

The boy's name is Sabo, and he is the child of a nobleman in the Kingdom of Goa in the East China Sea. Originally, in this era, becoming a child of a nobleman meant that he could spend a lifetime of money and enjoy endless resources, but Sabo did not He doesn't like it, he thinks everything is too hypocritical. What Sabo wants is reality, not fakes!He is a boy who is constantly searching for the truth.

So Sabo ran away from home again!

He wants to find his own freedom!

Sabo walked in the woods, using the steel pipe he picked up to keep driving forward, toward freedom.

When Sabo split the trees again, what he saw was a smiling face.

"Hello, young man!" The man has a pair of incomparably handsome cheeks that are as handsome as the universe. He is wearing a white navy suit and a coat with the word "justice" embroidered on it behind him. He exudes a bohemian aura.

"Uh..." When Sabo saw the man, his heart twitched, as if it had stopped. The end of freedom was none other than Ewen!

"Capture him!" The man, Yiwen, pointed at Sabo with a finger and said two words calmly.

"Bang!" The next second, a navy took out a huge net and caught Sabo.

"asshole!"

"What are you doing?"

"How can you rob someone in broad daylight!?"

"I'm going to report to the Navy!"

Sabo kept struggling. At this moment, the eight-year-old Sabo had not lost hope in the navy. He shouted loudly, hoping that the righteous navy would appear to help him punish the enemy.

"Hahaha... Just scream! Just scream! No one will come to save you even if your throat is broken."

"because……"

"I am the Navy!"

As she spoke, Ewen took out a small notebook from her arms and turned to the first page. On it was Ewen's handsome portrait, with the six characters "Vice Admiral of the Navy Headquarters" written at the bottom.

"Uh..." For a moment, Sabo lost all his voice, as if it was stuck in his throat. At this moment, Sabo completely lost hope in the navy.

"I want to be a pirate in the future!"

"Destroy marines like yours."

"I want this sea to be completely free!"

Sabo shouted loudly. Although he couldn't beat Ewen, he couldn't be cowed.

"You want to be a pirate?" Yiwen was immediately happy when he heard this. He carefully took out a photo from his arms, "This is me, this is Roger, yes, it is the Pirate King Gol D. Roger, yes, you are right, I have been to Rafdru and am a crew member of the Pirate King."

"Uh..." For a moment, Sabo lost all his voice again, as if snipe and clam were fighting in his throat. For a moment, Sabo completely lost confidence in the pirates.

No matter how to make a child completely give up on becoming a pirate, the answer is very simple. Tell the child loudly that the crew members of One Piece are all like Ewen. If you want to become the Pirate King, you will also become like Ewen. The kid will give up his dream of becoming the Pirate King the moment he hears it... The Pirate King! ?Haha...it's just shit...

"My parents want me to become a noble! They won't let you take me away!" Sabo shouted loudly. At this moment, his parents seemed to be his only life-saving straw.

Kingdom of Goa...

Several nobles were constantly complimenting Yiwen.

"Oh! I really didn't expect that the great Lord Celestial Dragon would actually visit the humble abode. This really makes the humble abode shine! The ancestral grave is on fire!" The middle-aged man who had a somewhat similar appearance to Sabo shouted loudly after seeing Yiwen. He shouted, just shy of singing a song in front of Yi Wen.

"I have fallen in love with your son and want to take him away as my stepson." Yiwen ignored the middle-aged man's graceful flattery. He pointed at Sabo and said, "What do you think?"

"That must be possible!" The middle-aged man's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he said loudly, "Saab is lucky to be favored by someone like you!"

"Well..." Yiwen nodded, looked at Sabo, and showed a lewd and evil smile, "Look, your parents have agreed to adopt you to me. Are you convinced now?"

"..." For a moment, Sabo felt as if something was stuck in his throat, making him unable to speak a word. At this moment, he completely lost hope in his parents.

"I, Egwene, am a member of the Pirate King Gol D. Roger's pirate group and a vice-admiral of the Navy. I am the man with the highest authority in this sea." Egwene extended her thumb to Sabo, " Follow me and you will have a future."

"Very good." Sabo, whose brain was shut down, just said the word "very good."

Since then, Yiwen has completed her achievement, and all three ASL brothers have obtained it!

For a moment, Yiwen suddenly felt that the throne of the King of the World was waving to him...

But Ewen will not be too restless. Ewen is very steady in everything she does. After taking down Sabo, Ewen decided to immediately start a cruise in the East China Sea to bring home all the seeds he lost in the East China Sea...

Egwene returned to Windmill Village with Sabo in her arms, and after saying goodbye to Shanks, she continued to set sail...

The next stop was Shuangyue Village, and Yiwen had already seen a fool who couldn't do anything but name, waving to him.

"Give up! Kuina!"

"A woman's slender hands don't allow you to hold a knife."

"As a girl, do the things girls should do."

Koushiro Shigezuki is a very traditional male chauvinist in Wano. In his eyes, the best successor in this Taoist temple is not his biological daughter Kuina, but the one who always pesters Kuina. , a boy named Roronoa Zoro who looked completely stupid.

"As a woman, can't I hold a sword?"

"Can't women... be strong?"

Kuina looked at her father and spoke angrily.

"Yes, this is the natural gap given to us by our physiological structure." Shigetsuki Koushiro looked at Kuina and told in a cold voice, "Take Zoro as an example, although now you can still suppress Zoro with your age advantage. , But what about in the future? As you get older, the gap between men and women will become wider and wider, and by then, you will no longer be able to defeat Sauron."

"..." Kuina clenched her teeth after hearing what Koushiro Shigetsuki said, her eyes filled with anger.

"That's wrong!" Just when Kuina's eyes were filled with anger, Zoro's eyes were blank, and Koushiro's eyes were sharp, the door of the dojo was kicked open.

"Is this Koushiro's dojo?" The man was wearing a white suit with a navy coat of justice on his back. Around the man, like Koshiro, were also followed by a group of children.

"I am." Koushiro looked at the man warily. He could see from the man's bohemian aura that the man in front of him was a master. "Who are you, sir?"

"It doesn't matter who I am." The man shook his head slightly, "But I don't agree with what I said to you."

"That sentence?!" Koushiro frowned slightly and asked.

If it was a comparison of combat strength, Koushiro would really be a little scared, but if it was to force Lai Lai... I mean, if it was a confrontation, Koushiro really had no fear of anyone.

"You think that women must be weaker than men. This is ridiculous and simply nonsense!" The man pointed at Koushiro's nose with his long, white fingers and said scornfully.

"What did you say!?" Koushiro frowned when he heard this, "You actually said what I said was nonsense!? Women are not as strong as men. This is a fact. This is the law of the world. Women's bodies are stronger than men's. weak."

"what!?"

"Looking for death, right?"

"I think you don't want to live anymore."

At this moment, Yamato, Hiyori, Smoothie and Hancock all tried their best. What did the other party mean? Maybe he didn’t want to live anymore! ?

"Haha..." The man, Yiwen, smiled slightly, blocked the four girls beside him, and continued, "I heard that in the new world, there is a super strong person named Charlotte Lingling. Woman, since you say that women are inherently weaker than men, why don’t you go find him and challenge her!? You’re going to confront her head-on while you’re here?!”

"Charlotte Lingling..." Koushiro's expression changed, "Then, can that woman be called a woman? I have never seen a woman nine meters tall. She is too big to be called a woman!"

"Ha!?" Smoothie's expression changed.

"What do you mean!?"

"Looking for death, right?"

"You have something against my mother, right?"

Smoothie grabbed Koushiro's neck and roared angrily.

"Smoothie, calm down..." Yiwen looked at the furious Smoothie, sighed, and grabbed Smoothie's wrist.

"Calm down." Egwene whispered to Smoothie.

"Ewen, this bastard insulted my mother, how can you tell me to calm down?" Smoothie glared at Ewen.

"What I mean is, don't just pinch him, get it and chop him quickly!" Yiwen said, directly handing over Ace, his supreme sharp knife.

"..." Koushiro watched Yi Wen hand over the knife and was silent for a while, "Your Excellency wants to take my life, why do you have to go around like this?"

"Hey! Calm down." Yiwen patted Koushiro's shoulder lightly, "I didn't mean to kill you, but you scolded her for not being a fucking thing, so you must die here. Who told you to have to do it? Are you going to scold her?"

"..." The scene was very quiet.

"I always feel that Ewen, you are scolding my mother..." Smoothie loosened her grip on Koushiro's neck and turned to look at Ewen.

"Impossible! In the conscience of heaven and earth, I, Yi Wen, never curse anyone." Yi Wen shook his head. Unless he couldn't help it, he would never curse anyone. Even if he couldn't help it, the people he cursed were not people.

"Anyway, let's continue to talk about whether women are necessarily weaker than men." Yiwen said, pulling Kozuki Hiyori in front of her. "This girl is called Kozuki Hiyori. As you can see, she is a little girl." Girl, but now she holds the sword in her hand for her father and her country, then answer me, is Kozuki Hiyori who plans to avenge the daimyo of Wano, her father Kozuki Oden, better than a man? Weak, or stronger than men? Answer me, Koushiro."

Yiwen dug a trap for Koushiro. No matter how Koushiro answered, he couldn't answer it.

Shigetsuki Village is the descendant of the legendary swordsman Kozaburo Shigetsuki and those samurai who left Wano 50 years ago in order to find the lost Wano treasure Ryoma Shigetsu's sword, the black sword Shusui.

They are just like the Shuangyue family, loyal to the Guangyue family for generations!

So here comes the question, is one's own thoughts more important, or is loyalty from generation to generation more important? At this moment, Koushiro Shigezuki's heart exploded...

"Guangyue..."

"That Kozuki family?"

Koushiro's lips turned a little white. He had heard his father talk about the legendary Kozuki family.

"Cough cough..."

"Okay! Don't embarrass Koushiro!"

At this moment, an old voice came into everyone's ears.

"Haha..." Yiwen looked at the visitor with a slight smile on her lips, with a bit of admiration, "You finally came out. Now one of the few men living in this world who can make a powerful sword, the legendary swordsman, Kozaburo Shigetsuki!"