I'm Not Interested In The Pirate

"Vice Admiral Ewen~" Porusalino sat in Ewen's office and smiled at Ewen, "You are already a qualified navy, you should have your own code name."

"Code name!?" Upon hearing this, Yiwen put down the strawberries she kept stuffing into her mouth, "What's the code name?"

"Everyone in our navy has a code name." Porusalino sat on a chair with his legs crossed. "For example, my code name is Kizaru, Sakaski's code name is Akainu, and Kuzan's code name is Ao Pheasant~"

"I know this, play ape, red dog, green chicken..." Ewen said to Porusalino.

"..." The situation suddenly became awkward.

"So Lieutenant General Ewene, you should also have your own code name." Porusalino said to Ewene with a smile. He decided to forget everything he just heard and pretend he didn't hear it.

"My code name~" Yiwen scratched her hair, "What is my code name?"

One color and one animal, this is really a bit difficult for Ewen.

The codenames of the three generals, red, green, and yellow, are more or less related to their personalities and abilities. This relationship is difficult to establish for him.

"Lieutenant General Yiwen~ I gave you a nice code name after overcoming all opinions~" Porusalino looked at the silent Yiwen and smiled slightly.

"Tell me about it?" Yiwen looked at Porusalino expectantly.

"Inhuman! What do you think of this code name?" Porusalino narrowed his eyes slightly and said to Ewen.

"Not a human?" Yiwen was stunned, "Is this the code name of a hammer? I know that humans are animals, but this word "non", this "non" is a hammer?"

"Ewen, you don't understand!" Porusalino looked at Ewen's silent look and raised the corners of his mouth slightly, "This black means black! In fact, it is the same color! And this person! You You’re a human, right?!”

"..." Yiwen's face turned green with anger, "So you are calling me a black person?"

"No, no, no..." Porusalino shook his head, "That's not what I meant. The point is not here. The point is, you see, you don't do anything except personnel matters~"

"Oh! No!" Porusalino shook his head slightly, "The words I just used were not accurate enough. To be precise, you do everything except human affairs!? It doesn't seem right. ~Although I’m a bit lazy, are you really not a human being!? It seems like that’s enough.”

"..." Yiwen looked at Porusalino with a smile and pulled out Ace from her waist.

"I'm sorry! Yiwen, look at me, I made a mistake!" Porusalino covered his head, and I reorganized my words. In fact, what I meant was, "Look, this is very , he represents black, which is a good meaning. It means that you are the guardian of darkness in the navy, hiding in the darkness and guarding justice. Where are you? It means that you are a great saint, too sacred for me to use. Other creatures can represent you, and this person can only represent you. At this point, that’s why I decided to call you non-human~ When you hear this, do you think this is a good title?”

"..." Yiwen opened his mouth, but in the end he chose to remain silent, and then opened his mouth slightly, "Should I go to the uncle?"

As Yiwen spoke, she stretched out her right hand and pointed her middle finger at Porusalino, "Go and eat shit, you bastard!"

"I'm very sad when you're like this, Ewen!" Porusalino frowned slightly as he listened to Ewen's angry scolding, as if he was very sad.

"Brother Ywen!"

"I have a proposal!"

At this time, Jinbei suddenly opened the door and lectured to Yiwen.

"Do you have a suggestion!?" Yiwen looked at Jinbei and raised her eyebrows, "Tell me about it."

"Brother Ywen!"

"What Porusalino said just now is not right at all!"

"I think this is the only title for a being like Brother Yiwen..."

Jinbei looked at Yiwen, his eyes full of seriousness and reverence.

"What!?" Yiwen's eyes widened when she heard this.

"Makoto!" Jinbei said seriously.

"Go away!" Yiwen crossed her arms in front of her chest, "I don't have to become a conjurer, but the real person must die!"

"Ha!?" Jinbei was stunned after hearing what Ewen said, "Brother Ewen, please listen to my explanation. Reality represents Brother Ewen, and your innocence represents white. It's really good! It's really great! It's really wonderful! People, represent Brother Yiwen, you are the bridge between us murlocs, humans, and celestial beings! You are the bridge of races!"

"That's a good explanation. Don't explain it next time." Yiwen nodded, "Just change the title!"

"I have an idea!" Boya Hancock, who had been eavesdropping in the corridor, opened the door and watched Ewen preach.

"Okay, tell me what you think." Yiwen nodded.

"A real man!" Hancock's face flushed, "It means he is really my man."

"You're awesome!" Ewen gave Hancock a thumbs up, "Next one!"

He directly outed the title given to him by Hancock, a real man...what the hell?Needle man?Can a man use the word needle?That designation is not allowed!

"I have an idea!" Ace put bread in his mouth, chewing it, and raised his hand.

"Say!" Ewen approved Ace's opening.

"Nigger!" Ace shouted loudly, "The devil is all black inside!"

"Shut up!" After hearing what Ace said, Ewen stood up from her seat in fright. "Is this nickname allowed to be said casually? Or is it coming from the mouth of a child like you? Aren't you afraid? Is it politically correct? Oh, by the way, this is a paradise and an island of justice, not an ugly country."

After reacting, Yiwen moved to his position again. He rubbed hard on his seat so that his butt could fully feel the warmth.

"Then let's call him a chimpanzee!" Ace said with a smile after eating all the bread in his stomach. "He always uses his dark armed domineering force to kill people. He's as strong as a gorilla. He's a nasty guy."

"God's avoidance!" Yiwen pulled out Ace, the supreme sharp sword from her waist, and swung out a jet-black crescent moon, slashing directly on Ace's body. The huge crescent moon was released on Ace's body, directly blinding him. He lost consciousness and lay in the wall behind him.

"I also gave you a title~Ewen~" Charlotte Smoothie smiled at Ewen.

"What title!?" Yiwen felt her scalp numb when she heard this. Smoothie, the title given to him by his ex-girlfriend, could that be a good title? !

"Scum!" Smoothie looked at Ewen with eyes that contained kindness, malice, possessiveness, and a series of strange desires. "Do you think this title is good? Ewen~"

"Very good, the matter of my name is over for now." Yiwen gently held her forehead, "Let's continue to do whatever we need to do, don't disturb my work!"

Ewen said and drove everyone out of the office and ate the strawberries.

Time flies by, and two years of dull time flies by...

Changes have been huge in the past two years. In addition to Judiciary Island, the world has also undergone tremendous changes due to the arrival of Ewen. For example... the fish-man hero Tiger did not attack the Holy Land and let go of the Draco slaves. !

Judiciary Island has undergone tremendous changes in the past two years!

First of all, Ewen's palace was renovated successfully. Swimming pools are spread throughout the palace. The mermaids can easily enter and exit any room, which makes it easier for Bai Xing and Charlie to walk on Judiciary Island. In addition, the world's greatest swordsman, Hawkeye Joe Raquel Mihawk left Judiciary Island half a year ago, saying that he was traveling in pursuit of stronger power!

The children on Judiciary Island have made huge progress!

First of all, the person who has made the most progress is Boya Hancock. After two years, she is 17 years old. She is almost an adult and has strong strength!

No, to be precise, in this sea, 17 years old is already the age of adulthood.

This is an age when combat effectiveness explodes. Some people with potential will show inhuman combat effectiveness at this age, such as Ace, such as Wang Lufei...

At this age, they already possess terrifying combat power that can compete with the Shichibukai.

And now the 17-year-old Boya Hancock, in addition to her beauty, can be called the most beautiful woman in the world, her strength is completely superior to Luffy of the same age. Under the training of Ewen, she learned domineering and has full control over the fruit. The perfect Boya Hancock can hang up Wang Luffy without the protagonist's halo.

Next is Yamato and Hiyori, the two sisters who are part of the father-daughter game!

Yamato, who is nearly 15 years old, has already shown the genes of the monster in his body. Even if he wears a bracelet and cannot use his fruit abilities, Yamato can defeat ordinary rear admirals with just his brute force.

Hiyori, who is two years younger than Yamato, is just like Yamato two years ago. Although his strength cannot be underestimated, it is difficult to threaten masters at the level of major general.

After that is Ace. At the age of seven, he has successfully mastered all six postures. Although he occasionally lacks physical strength, mastering six postures at this age is already a very exaggerated matter. Serious marines need to reach adulthood before they can master it. Just one to two six-positions, Ace's talent is worthy of Roger's son!

There is also Bai Xing. Bai Xing can speak freely, swim and communicate with other people. Bai Xing’s progress is undoubtedly huge. Among them, the person with the best relationship with Bai Xing is Weiwei. Maybe it’s because both of them are princesses. There are many common topics to talk about.

Among everyone, except for Hancock's two sisters who really have no talent, the one who has made the least progress is Charlotte Smoothie.

Although Smoothie's sword skills have become sharper, his sight and color have become more and more accurate, and he has learned the Yingying Haki from Ewen's hands. If Smoothie returns to Wanguo now, he will say without hesitation, Apart from Charlotte Lingling and Charlotte Katakuri, he is already the strongest person in the entire Charlotte family. Even his slender figure and sharp sword skills are a bit like Charlotte... Lingling’s shadow!

But Smoothie’s learning speed is still too slow, and it’s not like the progress a 21-year-old should make!You must know that at the age of 21, Yiwen can already compete with top combat forces!This is an ability that Smoothie does not have. Of course, Smoothie, who already has general-level power, is definitely not weak, she is just not strong.

If Smoothie is not weak, he is actually quite strong...

Yiwen looked at his children, who already had such terrifying strength. To be honest, he was quite touched. Seeing the children he had worked so hard to bring in continued to improve, Yiwen's hands began to itch. I plan to find a way to abduct a few children.

Yiwen's brain was running rapidly. As he thought, he identified several people in his mind.

"Wang Lufei! Liu Suolong!" The corner of Yiwen's mouth raised, "There are a few other cuties~ Your father Yiwen is here!"

Ewen has always been an activist. When he decides to do something, he will never wait!

"Boys! Let's go!" Yiwen pulled out the supreme sharp knife from her waist, Ace, "Let's meet our future working emperor, Wang Luffy, who is also known as the Five Emperors!"

The corners of Yiwen's mouth raised slightly. Calculating the time, Wang Lufei was already five years old this year. It was time to put him in Yiwen's bag.

The warship flying the flag of the World Government floated gently on the sea, slowly drifting towards the windmill village in the East China Sea.

The goal of others sailing on the sea is the sea of ​​stars, and the goal of Yiwen's sailing on the sea is also the sea of ​​stars!It’s just a sea of ​​stars for children! !

One Piece!The homophone is "Kids King"!As long as he has these children in his hands, the hat of the Pirate King will fall on his head, even though he is not interested in the position of the Pirate King at all, just like he is not interested in the position of the Admiral. ~

Donghai Windmill Village!

When everyone looked at Yiwen, who was surrounded by CP0s, the entire village became alert.

"not good!"

"Go get the navy!"

"Call Cap back!"

"That evil human trafficker Ewen is here again!"

The villagers looked at Yiwen who showed a pure smile, and large beads of sweat overflowed from their foreheads. They were frightened and screamed!

"Don't be afraid!" Yiwen looked at the villagers who were so frightened that they lost their souls without any panic at all. "You don't have to go to the navy! Because I, Yiwen, am the navy!"

"Call the Navy quickly!" The villagers ignored Yiwen and dialed the Navy's dedicated phone number!

The Navy's dedicated phone line is one of Vegapunk's inventions. It can directly call the Navy warship or base closest to the phone bug. The purpose is to minimize the threat of pirates to the villagers.

"Blu blu blu..."

"Blu blu blu..."

Just as the villagers were making frantic calls, the phone in Yiwen's pocket rang.

"Hello?!" Yiwen pressed the answer button, "I told you, no need to call, I am the Navy!"