I'm Not Interested In The Pirate

In the office, Porusalino and Ewen sat on both sides of a table, chatting constantly.

"Lieutenant General Porusalino, after signing this agreement, you will be one of our own from today on." Ewen said as she escaped from an agreement and placed it in front of Porusalino.

"Oh~" Porusalino pouted and flipped through the agreement in his hand. Most of the articles contained no problems, but when he saw the 12127 work, Porusalino frowned. "Brother Yiwen, everything else is not a big problem in principle, but what is this 12127 work system?"

Porusalino is very cautious. He is the kind of person who stares at the stopwatch in his hand and counts the seconds when he is about to get off work every day, and then keeps mumbling, why not take a holiday?Why no rest?Why is the annual leave called annual leave, but the holiday cannot last for a year?some type of……

Porusalino is also a sensitive person. When he feels that his rest is about to be robbed, the hairs on his body will stand on end, he will be very nervous, and his heart rate will "thump, thump." The rapid beating will make him feel scared and nervous!

But now, Porusalino's heart rate has soared to the extreme. He has never been so scared. He looked at the simple white paper in his hand with fear. He had a hunch that if he accepted this He will be finished if he just leaves a blank sheet of paper...

"Don't be afraid!" Yiwen started to fool, "This 12127 work system was invented by me. It is the most suitable work system for energetic people in the pirate world."

"This..." Porusalino narrowed his eyes, "What you wrote here, that you have an hour and a half rest after eating and drinking every day, is it true or not?"

"Of course!" Yiwen nodded. He can only eat one meal every 24 hours. Counting the meal time and rest time, the total adds up and gives you one and a half hours. He is so kind and kind.

By the way, eating, drinking, and sleeping must be done within this hour and a half, otherwise you will be fined.

Of course, Egwene also treats people differently, and he is much more tolerant of strong men like Porusalino.

"Is it true that high-end tea is provided for free every day?" Porusalino asked.

"Yes." Yiwen smiled. High-end tea was provided for free. It seemed that he was at a disadvantage, but in fact, he was not at a disadvantage at all, because going to the toilet cost money...

"The duvet you sleep on is changed every day, and it is made of the most expensive goose feathers. It is a sacred goose that is raised on the Holy Land Marie Gioia and is specially used by the Celestial Dragons. Is this true?" Porusalino Flustered, he continued to ask.

"It must be true." Yiwen laughed and gave a thumbs up. This is of course true. Although this statement sounds nonsense, it is not nonsense. In fact, the people working under Yiwen have no During the rest time, you can only think about it while daydreaming. Sleeping is a luxury, a dream. When sleeping becomes a dream, the regulations say that there is a sea view villa, bedding that is changed every day, and a warm bed. What I use... ah, a hot water bottle, I don't even need it.

"Why do I think you are deceiving me? Lieutenant General Ewen~" Porusalino narrowed his eyes slightly.

"The Navy never deceives the Navy." Ewen's face showed sincerity, "Lieutenant General Porusalino, everyone knows that I am a good person. What are you afraid of? Hurry! Sign this contract! From today on we are best friends!”

"Hahaha..." Porusalino suddenly laughed, "Actually, I don't think it is necessary for you and me to sign this contract. Signing this contract will easily hurt the relationship between us."

"Tsk~" Yiwen sighed softly, "Between the two of us, the two of us, we are two brothers! It's like we are brothers. Apart from money, women, and status, we can all share. How can we share anything in this world? , how many people can be like us, brothers who love each other?"

"Hahaha..." Porusalino chuckled loudly after hearing this, "I really saw you right Ewen, we are the same kind of people."

"The dumplings are here..." Just as Porusalino and Yiwen were about to continue saying something, a pleasant voice suddenly sounded in their ears.

I saw a girl who looked like an elf, was tall and tall, and was wearing a gorgeous cheongsam. She brought a plate of dumplings to the wine table of Ewen and Porusalino.

"Stop talking." Yiwen waved her hand to Porusalino, "The dumplings are here, you can try these dumplings I made first, and the ones I found from Lavdru, Joania Ultraman... No, I mean the leftover vinegar that Joeyboy ate and has been fermented for 800 years!"

"I'm just waiting for this vinegar~" Porusalino looked at the vinegar in front of him and a light seemed to flash in his eyes, "If it's not vinegar that has been fermented for 800 years, I won't eat it!"

"Lieutenant General Porusalino, you still know how to eat!" Ewen lit a cigarette and smoked it, "I made this dumpling just for my 800 years of jealousy."

"Let's cook seven first, then seven more! The first seven will be cooked first! You must honor me, Lieutenant General Porousarino." Yiwen held the cigarette in her hand and handed the dumplings to Po Rusalino amid the mist. In front of Rusalino.

"Brother!" Porusalino looked excited at the plate of dumplings in front of him, "You should eat these seven first!"

"Hey! You're welcome!" Yiwen held a cigarette in her mouth, lowered her head, smiled, and looked at Porusalino, "These first seven are just for you, and me! There will be a few more in a while. .”

"This is inappropriate..." Porusalino waved his hand, "If I eat these seven, it will be too inappropriate."

"Suitable!" Yiwen gently moved the hand holding the cigarette, causing cigarette ashes to scatter. "Suitable! Not only suitable, but also particularly suitable! These seven are specially prepared for you. Eat these seven A dumpling, and we will be our own people from now on."

"Look what you said~ We have always been our own people." Porusalino picked up the chopsticks, looked at the dumplings in front of him, and smiled, "When did I ever treat you like an outsider~ You are a Tianlong, and I will become my own with you. Man, but I, Porushalino, took advantage~"

"Who got the advantage?" Ewen said in a friendly manner, "In the end, it was me who took advantage of you. After all, you are the future admiral of the navy!"

"Oh~" Porusalino nodded and picked up the chopsticks to start. He picked up the dumplings and was about to put them in his mouth, but ended up putting them back into the bowl. "What kind of filling is this?"

"Meat-flavored." Ewen replied without thinking.

"Oh!" Porusalino put down his chopsticks after hearing this, "I don't eat meat."

"Then what do you like to eat?" Ewen asked, "As the commander-in-chief of Judiciary Island, I always need to know what the workers on the island like to eat?"

"I love spinach and eggs." Porusalino replied firmly, "I won't eat any dumplings other than spinach and eggs."

"Okay!" Yiwen nodded, turned sideways and looked at Mihawk behind her, "Dumplings stuffed with spinach and eggs."

"Okay!" Mihawk heard this, picked up the kitchen knife in his hand, and chopped the stuffing in an instant.

"Drink!" On the other side, Barrett held a rolling pin and rolled out a huge piece of leather.

"A cold light shone." The dough in Barrett's hand was cut into countless pieces.

"Leave the rest to me!" Reilly took the segmented dough and began to wrap it up. In a short while, he had made fourteen dumplings, and then placed seven first.

After a while, Jinbei held a colander in his hand and took out seven spinach and egg dumplings from the pot. Boya Hancock held the dumplings and delivered them to Ewen.

"The dumplings are here." Yiwen looked at the plate of steaming dumplings in front of her and smiled slightly, "Can Lieutenant General Porusalino eat them while they are hot?"

"Lieutenant General Ewen, with all due respect, I don't think now is the time to eat dumplings." Porusalino waved his hand. He touched the cigarette in his pocket, and then took it from the cigarette box on Ewen's table. He took out a cigarette, lit it, and started puffing away, "Lieutenant General Yiwen, let me ask you, who are these people behind you?"

"That one with the knife in his hand, don't look back. Yeah, yeah, let's talk about you! Why do you look like you are constantly challenging sword masters on the sea recently, whether it's a navy or a pirate, as long as you Is he the supernova that a master of swordsmanship will never let go~Hawkeye Joracol Mihawk?"

"And that strong man~ If I admit it correctly, he should be the monster pirate who was imprisoned on the sixth floor of the Deep Sea Prison and was defeated by the Demon-Slaying Order, Douglas Barrett, right!?"

"Also! And that old man who is smiling at me, do I look that funny!?"

"Ewen, are you sure that old man isn't Pluto Rayleigh? These monsters are here~ How can I eat this dumpling?"

Porusalino also wanted to have a solid meal of dumplings, but...he really couldn't eat these dumplings~

You call this Judiciary Island?There were many people here. After observing them for a long time, he could see the words between the wrinkles on each person's face. It turned out that each of these people had the word "bandit" written on their faces.

At this time, Porusalino was panicking because he knew it was bad!

"Oops! This is not where I should be! The boat sailed to the wrong place, and the navy entered the den of thieves!" What would happen to the navy once it entered the den of thieves, Porusalino thought with his own butt, and he knew, Without saying a word, he stood up immediately, and his body slowly turned into light.

"Pa~" However, just as Porusalino was about to leave, Pluto Lei used his supreme flip-flops to stop Porusalino's movement with a kick.

"Pluto Rayleigh~" Porusalino looked at Pluto Rayleigh who stopped him and frowned, "You are really a troublesome character~"

"I'm not the troublesome character." Reilly looked at Porusalino and smiled, "No one here is simple!"

"Join us! Porusalino!" At this moment, Yiwen stretched out her hand towards Polusalino, "Become a member of our generation! What we are waiting for ahead of us is absolutely amazing. Invincible!"

"It's really troublesome~" Porusalino looked at Ewen and sighed, "It's not that I don't want to join you Ewen, I find it troublesome~ Joining you is really too troublesome for me~"

"No trouble!" Yiwen waved her hand and directly threw a photo to Porusalino.

In the photo, Porusalino and Ewen are smiling happily, and around them are Mihawk, Barrett and Rayleigh...

"..." Porusalino looked at the photo in front of him and was silent for a while, "Yi Wen, you don't have martial ethics~"

"Tell me what you want me to do?" Porusalino sighed, crossed his legs, and adopted the standard sitting posture of a naval admiral.

"Not good!" Yiwen looked at Porusalino who had his legs crossed, and immediately crossed his legs too.

"..." Porusalino looked at Ewen who was imitating him to cross her legs and was silent for a while, "Ewen, why do you cross your legs?"

"Haha..." Yiwen looked at Porusalino and smiled coldly without saying anything. As we all know, there are three laws in the pirate world: don't ask Zoro for directions, don't light Sanji's cigarette, and don't cross your legs when the generals Sometimes, you must cross your legs, otherwise someone will interrupt you. Fortunately, Ewen is a hardcore pirate fan, so he knows these details like a master. The reason why Ewen can be relaxed and comfortable on the sea He has lived for more than 20 years, not because of anything else, but because Yiwen is so detailed!

"Lieutenant General Porusalino, actually I won't embarrass you. After all, you and I are both navy." Yiwen looked at Porusalino and slightly raised the corner of his mouth, "The reason why I put up this formation is also I don’t mean to do anything to you, I just want you to promise me one thing.”

"What's going on?!" Porusalino looked at Yiwen for a moment.

"Next time, choose me to be the speaker at the annual meeting of the Revolutionary Army!" Ewen stood up and looked at Porusalino and said in a deep voice. He, Ewen, should not only be the Ewen of the navy, but also be the leader of the navy. Be the Ewen of the World Government, and even more, be the Ewen of the Revolutionary Army!

As we all know, the largest human trafficker organization in the world is none other than the Revolutionary Army. Simply put, the Revolutionary Army is Yiwen's business competitor.

The highest level of a human trafficker is not to abduct children, but to be a human trafficker. Yiwen is determined to be a man who only abducts human traffickers!Trafficker King!

"Yi Wen~ I don't know what you are going to say!?" Porusalino looked at the beads of sweat overflowing from Yi Wen's forehead, okay!He admitted that he did have a little relationship with Monkey D. Dolag, but it really was only a small relationship~ Could it be that even his last relationship with Dolag was discovered by the man in front of him? ?

"Stop pretending..." Ewen looked at the tough-tongued Porusalino and smiled coldly, "Bring that thing up!"

After Yiwen finished speaking, Jinbei took a photo.

There are two middle-aged men in the photo, and the faces of those two people are none other than Porusalino and Dorag...

"Ewen, if you do this, I will be angry~" Porusalino looked at the photo in front of him and opened his mouth slightly.