I'm Not Interested In The Pirate

"Work, work." Yiwen was lying in the office... taking a bath in the huge wooden handmade bathing pool, and told the cp9 members in front of her, "I have no other advantages. It means hard work, even if you take a bath, you have to take a bath in the office. Nothing else, just keep your work in mind. I hope you can learn from me, do you understand? "

"Got it!" All the CP9 members nodded lightly. Originally, they thought that Spangdine was arrogant enough, but now after looking at Ewen, they realized that they were wrong, how wrong it was. Pan Dayin is clearly a hard-working and excellent backbone, a model among all world government leaders. If all the leaders of the world government look like Yiwen in front of them, then they can only say...this world government will take a pill sooner or later. !

"I don't know if it's too late to join the Revolutionary Army?!" Some CP9 members are very active and have already begun to plan to serve in other units.

"Spandyne is corrupt, but don't worry, after I come, this phenomenon will never happen again." Yiwen continued, "From today on, I will keep the word "incorruptible" in my heart. Never corrupt!"

"Lord Yiwen, there is a mission passed down from above." The strongest person in CP9 spoke to Yiwen, "Last year we were asked to..."

"Okay! Okay!" Yiwen waved her hand nonchalantly, "You can do whatever I ask you to do without disturbing me."

"Um..." The strongest person in CP9 was stunned when he heard this, "But the activity funds and the seals we need to dispatch all need your approval."

"Funding? What kind of funding? You have to understand that it is not easy for the world government to raise you." Yiwen narrowed her eyes sensitively when she heard the word "funding", "After raising a child, the child must learn to make money on his own. Come and honor your parents, you are all grown ups, don’t always think about what the world government can do for you, you should think more about what you can do for the world government! Understand?!”

"Uh..." The strongest person in CP9 wiped the cold sweat from his forehead when he heard this. The person in front of him was more than just a sinister person!It’s simply heartless. Although Spangdine is very fucked up and often withholds funds for activities, at least Spangdine will still give money. This guy is so good. Not only does he not give money, he also fucks with them asking for money... Stop talking. , the world government can't support them anymore, let the revolutionary army leave!

"But the seal..." The strongest person in CP9, who is also the current captain of CP9, continued to ask Yiwen, "We can't go out without the seal. Do you have time to review and approve the report and add additional information to the missions that need to be dispatched? Stamp it?!”

"Here!" Yiwen casually threw a seal with the World Government logo to the captain of CP9, "You have to learn to choose your own tasks and stamp your own, and don't have to come to me for everything. I take care of everything every day. Are you tired?!"

"This..." CP9 looked at the seal in his hand and was speechless for a long time. Finally, he lowered his head and bowed respectfully towards Yiwen, "Yes!"

"Yeah, let's go!" Yiwen waved her hand, "Remember, don't come to me if you have any problem. If I want to find you, I will notify you."

"As ordered." Although the captain of CP9 was speechless, he still nodded in agreement.

The captain of cp9 walked out of the office holding the seal. In fact, he hid his selfish intentions. The seal in his hand at this moment can not only mobilize cp9, but also all members of the world government intelligence organization cp1-8, including the funds of these organizations. …

Since their superiors don't give them funds, they can only rely on themselves to calculate it bit by bit, deducting a little bit here and there, and deducting a little bit here and there. Although they will be scolded by the people below, they can at least ensure the normal activities of the organization, and he But we clearly know that every year, a large amount of money from the World Government is embezzled by the leaders of CP1-8. In the past, Spangdyne was complicit in corruption with these people, and he could not touch it. But now he can rectify the bad habits of the organization. Thanks to them, they have a leader who is super irresponsible, has a great background, and is also corrupt.

As for why the captain of cp9 did not dare to tell Yiwen the true use of this seal, nonsense, he dared to tell Yiwen today, and he would receive cp1-8 tomorrow because all the funds were embezzled, and they were forced to disband. news...

He believed that with the character of Yiwen, the former leader of CP9, who had been killed on the first day on duty, and with the endorsement of the Tianlong people and even the Five Old Stars behind her, he could do such a thing...

As someone who grew up with the responsibility of defending the World Government, he did not want the World Government to be destroyed not at the hands of the revolutionary army and pirates, but at the hands of their masters, the great Celestial Dragons...

He had once thought about how he would die. He must have died on the battlefield, defending justice and the Tianlong people, being killed by the fire of the revolutionary army and pirates, or being accidentally exposed and killed by the enemy while performing a mission. When he was discovered, he was tortured and beaten to death!That's a dignified death!That is a glorious sacrifice!

It’s definitely not because the leader of the world government used public funds to eat, drink, and gamble, and in the end he was fired because he couldn’t pay his salary. He starved to death because he was unwilling to degenerate into a pirate!That's so undignified...

"I have to save some money." The captain of cp9 thought about it and suddenly said without a clue, "I will never starve to death!"

"Captain, what's going on?!"

"I'm afraid that if you stay with Lady Ewen, your IQ will be lowered. I heard Lady Stussy, who doesn't want to be named, say that if you stay with the overlord and domineering possessor for a long time, you will become a fool. Lady Ewen is doing this. It is possessed by a domineering and domineering person..."

"Shh, keep your voice down, don't let the captain hear you."

Several members of cp9 whispered.

"..." Lu Qi looked at his teammates with a look of fools, "The person whose IQ has been lowered is definitely not a single person. These people are all fools. I want to find an opportunity to remove these idiots from the CP9 team. They will all be driven out, and no one will be left alive.”

Rob Lucci, who was only 13 years old, gently touched the pigeon on his shoulder and made a decision in his heart. He wanted to form the most powerful CP9, the strongest lineup without weaklings or idiots.

"Sanji should still be in the Vinsmoke family..."

"Zoron, ah, that idiot Zoro, who the hell knows where he is?!"

"Luffy is just two years old, so he's still too young."

"Nami, hehehe..." When Yiwen thought of Nami, she thought of the cute little Nami in the movie version of The Strongest Enemy Z, "No, my idea is too cruel, I need to stop it in time. Okay, but Nami doesn’t seem to be in the East China Sea now, right?! Damn, I can’t remember the specifics... Forget it, I will recruit Nami when the Sun Pirates are established. As for the fishmen Aaron...just do it when the time comes."

"There are others..."

"Ah, at this time." Ewen was soaking in the bathtub, frowning slightly, "The only one I can recruit is Nico Robin, right?! As one of the few people in the world who can read the text of history, Man, from the moment I prepare to recruit the Straw Hat Sailors, her fate will not be too good, so she might as well recruit her into my team."

"Who is left?" Yiwen thought, "Oh, it's too troublesome and I don't have enough brains."

Yiwen secretly felt tired, got out of the bath, got dressed, and continued to train Yamato and others.

On the training ground.

"Ace! Let's play a game!" Barrett looked at Ace with a ferocious smile, "This game is called, I punch you, you punch me, whoever faints first loses. "

"..." Ace looked at Barrett's fist, which was bigger than others, and fell into silence. He was sure that we were playing a game of who could faint first, rather than seeing how he could survive under Barrett's fist. A few seconds of gameplay? !

Is this game fair to him? !

"Come on! Ace!" Barrett grinned ferociously, "For the sake of fairness, I'll punch you first."

"You call this for the sake of fairness?" Ace's eyes twitched, "If you punch me first, wouldn't this game end immediately?!"

"No, I will hit you gently." Barrett grinned. "It won't hurt at all."

"Okay! Okay!" Ace glanced at Barrett suspiciously, thought for a while and agreed. He saw that Barrett smiled like a devil, and at first glance... he looked like a good person.

"Boom!" A roar came to mind, Ace's eyes turned white, and he was knocked away.

"Hahahaha..." Barrett looked at Ace who was knocked away and laughed loudly, "Too weak! Too weak!"

"Huh~" As soon as Yiwen went out, she saw Barrett bullying a child. He had a cigarette in his mouth and breathed out clouds. He watched for a while, and without saying a word, he returned the same way. md This is what serious people should do. game? !

What the hell, you punch me and I punch you. This is a game that only a mentally retarded person would agree to play. He, Ewen, refuses...

For a man like him who doesn't know how to fight or work, a weak and handsome man who can only make ends meet in this life, it's better not to disturb Barrett's teaching. He's gone now. It's like asking for trouble.

When Yiwen returned to the office, she happened to see several members of cp9 standing with a young man who looked to be in his 20s, seemingly waiting for his return.

"Who is this?!" Yiwen looked at the young man and asked in confusion.

"Lord Yiwen!" Without waiting for anyone else to introduce him, the young man immediately knelt down in front of Yiwen, hugged Yiwen's thigh, his eyes were red, and he begged, "Please, please raise your noble hand and let me go." Give my father a ride!"

"You are?!" Yiwen looked at the man in front of her with disgust, and withdrew her thigh from the man's arms.

"I am..." the man said, intending to introduce himself.

"Let me introduce you!" Before the man could say anything more, a member of CP9 spoke up, "He is the current commander of CP4, Spandam."

"Oh." Yiwen nodded lightly when he heard this. He knew this guy, a fool who relied entirely on his father's breath to survive, the CP9 officer in the original book, a scum with a power value of only 9, a waste among wastes...

"Then what?!" Yiwen continued to ask, "He is a CP4 officer, what are you doing here?! Don't you know this is CP9 territory?"

"I'm here to beg you to save my father. Let me see him! They are all bad people and won't let me see my father." Spandam looked at Ewen and begged, "I don't know My father did something outrageous, but as long as you can save my father and let me see him, you can do anything you want me to do, even if you ask me to hand over my position as CP4 commander. "

"It's so touching!" When Yiwen heard this, he was so moved by Spandam's words. I was so moved that I almost laughed out loud. Such a filial person is rare, and he must fulfill it.

"For the sake of your filial piety." Yiwen smiled, "I have decided to meet your request and send you to see your father immediately."

"What did you say?! Do you mean you promised me?!" Spandam looked at Ewen with surprise.

"Take him down! Give him something to eat, and then send him down to see Spangdine." Egwene gently wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes with a handkerchief, and waved her hand gently, "Remember , the movements must be neat, I don’t want someone as filial as Spandam to feel the pain.”

"As ordered..." Upon hearing this, the members of cp9 pulled Spandam towards the outside of the office.

"It's not you. What do you mean? I am the commander of CP4! You have no right to treat me like this!" Spandam kept crying, "Lord Yiwen, save me! Save me!"

"Why are you panicking?!" Ewen felt her head buzzing as she listened to Spandam's voice, "Didn't I meet all your requirements and send you to see your father? What else are you dissatisfied with? !”

"Excuse me, may I ask my father, is he still alive!?" Spandam was not stupid, he had already guessed something, and tears were shining in his eyes at this moment.

"Then he must have gone to hell." Yiwen smiled, "Probably no longer in the world."

"Then, how are you going to send me to see my father?!" Spandam's forehead was filled with beads of sweat, his heart was beating violently, and suddenly a bad premonition arose in his heart. .

"Hahaha..." Yiwen laughed, "Of course I will send you to hell to meet him!"

"What?!" Sweat poured out on Spandam's forehead, "No! I don't see my dad! I'm gone! My dad deserves what he deserves and should go to hell, but I'm different. I'm only in my 20s. If my sins are not worthy of death, you cannot kill me!”

"If you don't come today, I can indeed let you live a few more days." Yiwen said helplessly, "What a pity, you don't cherish it at all! If you don't cherish it, what can I do?!"

"Take him down and behead him! There's no need to eat. Send him to his father quickly." Yiwen sighed helplessly. He tried his best and gave Spandam a chance. It's a pity, it's a pity... …

"Egwene! Lord Egwene!!!" Spandam let out a shocking cry, constantly calling Egwene's name, but unfortunately, his shouts were meaningless...

"Alas~" Ewen sighed as she looked at Spandam being carried away. He was really a kind and good person. He couldn't bear Spandam missing his father, so he said he would send Spandam to see Spandam. Because, I sent Spangdam to see Spangdyne...