I'm Not Interested In The Pirate

"Ewen~"

"The people above told me that you were a little too impulsive this time~"

"It says, let me escort you back to the Holy Land, Mary Joa~"

"I won't let you leave until I see you recover from your injuries~"

Just as Yiwen was holding a wine glass in her hand, watching the singing and dancing students of the Navy Elite Training Camp, and enjoying her rare peaceful time, the Vice Admiral of the Navy Headquarters, the candidate for the next Navy Admiral, and the quasi-Admiral... …Kizaru, Polusalino, came to Ewen.

"You're here, idol." Ewen looked at Porusalino raising the wine glass in his hand.

"Huh?!" Porusalino was stunned, not understanding the meaning of Yiwen's words, "Idol?!"

"Ewen..." Porusalino casually moved a bench and sat next to Ewen's wheelchair, "This time you are famous, and your fame is completely known to the sea!"

"This is not what I want, idol." Yiwen shook her head slightly, "I prefer to take a rest and retire in old age than to be famous in the world!"

"Retirement?!" Porusalino's eyes lit up, "This is a good word! This is a particularly good word."

"When I followed the Pirate King Gol D. Roger, sailed the entire sea, and reached the legendary destination of Lavdru. After learning the truth about ONEPIECE, I understood a truth: pirates are shit." Ewen said. He took out a cigarette from his side pocket and said, "I worked hard and experienced nine deaths. When I got to Lafdru, there was nothing but a 'joke'. A big secret treasure, haha... I wasted my youthful years as a prodigal, and I won't give you 100 yuan." How can I get married and have children if I don’t have money? How can I take care of myself if I don’t have money? Although I have become a legend, I don’t even have 100 yuan on me, so... pirates are nothing but shit.”

"You can't live without money." Porusalino shook his head, "You can live without anything in this world, but you can't live without money!"

"No..." Yiwen held a cigarette in her mouth and puffed away, "Then, I came to Captain Roger's hometown, Rogge Town, where I worked as a fishmonger. As the only fishmonger in the entire Rogge Town, You think it's ridiculous that someone who can capture the existence of Neptune can't afford a house locally. Even the hotel owner refuses to let me date his daughter because I have no money or a house. You think it's too much... That’s when I realized that going to work was bullshit.”

"In this life, it is impossible to go to work, so retirement and retirement are suitable for me. Sleeping at home is suitable for me." Yiwen lamented, "The golden lion every day is already my workload for the next life. No, I don't even want to work in the next life. Oh, me! I already want to retire!"

"Alas..." Porusalino seemed to feel the same after hearing this and lit a cigarette. "The job in the navy is actually bullshit! You said that after killing pirates, a pirate hunter can still go to the naval base to collect pirates." The bounty for thieves, but it becomes an obligation when you come to the Navy. Even if I kill the Emperor of the Sea tomorrow, the stingy World Government will not pay me those billions. Not only that, but also make me work overtime! Then Then I understood... Lie down! Only by lying down can we save the world! If pirates start to lie down, then there will be no pirates in this world~ Then naturally there will be no need for a navy, and the navy will naturally do it Lie down~ This cycle goes like this, lying down can save the world!"

"Are you working overtime?!" Yiwen looked at Porusalino and asked.

"I don't work overtime!" Porusalino replied decisively.

"Then, who is a serious person working overtime?!" Yiwen disdainfully.

"Are those serious people who work overtime?!" Porusalino shook his head after hearing this.

"Hahahaha... despicable!" Ewen and Porusalino laughed at the same time.

"You know better as an idol." Yiwen said, raising the wine glass in her hand, "Here's to our retirement life!"

"Nowhere~nowhere~you are not bad either~" Porusalino smiled slightly and also raised the wine glass in his hand, "I wish everyone can lie down in the future~"

"Pa~" As their wine glasses gently collided together, the two of them once again showed a knowing smile...

The next morning...

Yiwen and Hina hugged each other and said goodbye...

"When I leave." Yi Wen was a little reluctant to leave Rina... "You must work hard!"

"Don't worry, Yiwen." Rina nodded, "I will definitely try my best to catch up with you and Smoker!"

"Yeah!" Yiwen looked at the serious Rina and smiled slightly, "I believe you!"

"Ewen..." Smoker walked towards Ywen as if he had something to say, "Thank you for helping me these days. I will catch up with you soon." Smoker said and walked up. In front of Yiwen, she seemed to be planning to give Yiwen a hug.

"I understand, Smoker, come on!" After hearing Smoker's words, Yiwen nodded gently, and then hugged Rina...

"Uh..." Smoker's eyes twitched as he looked at Yiwen who was hugging Rina endlessly.

"Anyway, you must work hard!" Even though Yi Wen was reluctant to leave Hina, and Hina in the Navy Elite Training Camp, there was no way to do it. One day, people naturally parted ways. He was sitting behind him in a wheelchair. Following Yamato, Hiyori, and Ace, surrounded by CP0s, they boarded the warship and waved goodbye to...Hina.

Yes, the only person in this navy elite training camp who makes Yi Wen feel reluctant to leave is probably Hina, who exudes youthful vitality and charm...

"Goodbye, training camp." Yiwen held a cigarette in her mouth and waved gently to the training camp.

"Brother Ewen, are we going to the Holy Land?!" Ace looked at Ewen with a hint of excitement in his eyes, "That, according to legend, Mary Joa is where the gods live! I heard... even my father didn't go there. Pass!"

"Indeed! That's a place that even Kozuki Oden couldn't take risks." Yamato deeply agreed, "Go there, I will surpass Oden!"

"How can there be any gods!? Ever since the Lunaria clan...ahem..." Yiwen coughed lightly a few times. It would be better for the children to explore some things by themselves. "Anyway, there are no gods there, just a bunch of them." Just ordinary people who claim to be gods."

"Ah..." Ace was a little disappointed, "I thought I could see living gods?!"

"What are you thinking about!" Ewen patted Ace on the head, "Where did the god come from in this world?!"

"The Celestial Dragons are great gods!" CP0, who had been staying by Yiwen's side, suddenly said, "You are a great god."

"Brother Yiwen, are you a god?!" Yamato's eyes flickered, "Brother Yiwen, are you so powerful because you are a god?! I also want to be as powerful as brother Yiwen, and then return to the country of Wano. Take good care of my father!"

"Too filial! Too filial! It makes filial piety so generous, and filial piety will make you lose your teeth!" The corners of Ewen's mouth twitched. Kaido was so happy to have a bastard daughter, but even so, Ewen had to correct Yamato. erroneous views.

"Don't talk, it's easy to teach the children bad things." Yiwen heard the words and stopped the cp0 who was talking nonsense, "Don't listen to their nonsense, I am not a god. There are no gods in this world, only people, each of us Everyone must be their own master!”

"Don't listen to Master Yiwen's nonsense, Master Yiwen is a Celestial Dragon, he is a god!" CP0 lay in the ears of several children, beeping softly...