I'm Not Interested In The Pirate

"..."

The man was dressed in black and wore a ranger hat. He stood in the hall and looked at everyone. His sharp eyes, like those of an eagle in the sky, were breathtaking. Once he was stared at by those eyes, No one can maintain peace of mind.

"Jolacol Mihawk!"

Everyone looked at the belated man who was the last one to arrive at the venue and stopped what they were doing.

Joracol Mihawk is recognized as the strongest swordsman in the world and the greatest swordsman. He has this ability and deserves all respect and love.

"Mihawk..."

Crocodile is probably the person among all the Shichibukai who least wants to see Mihawk arrive at the moment, because Mihawk's arrival will disrupt all his plans, and the suffocating oppression emanating from Mihawk's body Mihawk has always been unscrupulous, doing things based on his own preferences, and will never be restrained. However, it is precisely because Mihawk is impeccable that Crocodile feels This is troublesome, because Mihawk, who has no blind spots, is the type that cannot be solved except by using strength.

However, if it comes to hard power, Crocodile really doesn't know how many people in this world can match the hard power of this man who once tied with the Yonko Shanks and was recognized by the world as the number one in the world. The swordsman's opponent? !

"Don't worry about me!"

"You can just keep talking!"

"I just came here to drink..."

Mihawk looked around, and he saw all the Shichibukai except him. However, facing this extremely powerful lineup, Mihawk's expression did not change and he remained extremely calm. He did not seem to be worried about what these people were talking about. Because no matter what he was talking about, it had nothing to do with him. He was here to drink. Someone invited him over and told him that there was a free movie to watch and he could drink good wine. It was precisely because of this that he traveled thousands of miles. Came here.

"Drinking?!"

"What are you kidding?"

Doflamingo, Crocodile, and Moria didn't believe that Mihawk was here to drink.

"Did you come all this way just for a drink?"

"This man..."

Boya Hancock's beautiful eyes trembled after hearing Mihawk's words. She looked at Mihawk and looked at it confidently, as if she had discovered something incredible.

"This man is so boring! Thanks to his powerful strength, his sense of humor is as good as that of Ewen!"

Hancock looked at Mihawk and shook his head repeatedly. Even the white python surrounding Hancock shook his head. The snakes would shake their heads just looking at a man like Mihawk.

"drink wine?!"

"What a heroic man!"

When Jinbei heard that Mihawk traveled thousands of miles just for a drink, he immediately felt admiration in his heart. He admired Mihawk for doing whatever he wanted. What is freedom?What is tmd freedom?This is called tmd freedom!

"Aba Aba Aba..."

The big bear devoured the food on the table, paying no attention to Mihawk's arrival.

Probably the only person in the Shichibukai who doesn't care about Mihawk is Big Bear.

"Why did Mihawk come here?"

Doflamingo looked a little nervous.

"If I don't figure out the purpose of Mihawk's arrival, I'm afraid it will be detrimental to my future work!"

Crocodile also knew that he needed to understand the significance of Mihawk's arrival before he could make the right choice.

"We have to test it out!"

At this moment, Doflamingo and Crocodile successfully thought of going together.

"刈刈嗈..."

Doflamingo suddenly laughed.

"I've heard about the world's greatest swordsman, Hawkeye Joracol Mihawk, for a long time! When I saw him today, he looked really extraordinary!"

Doflamingo spoke to Mihawk.

"you……"

"who is it?"

Mihawk looked at Doflamingo for a long time and asked in confusion.

"You bastard……"

Doflamingo suddenly felt angry, but in order not to fall out with Mihawk, he still suppressed the anger in his heart.

"刈刈嗈..."

"Brother Mihawk, you really like to joke. Don't you know me, Donquixote Doflamingo? I am the same king as you, Shichibukai!"

Doflamingo faced Mihawk and smiled.

"Ah~"

"I wish I had some impression!"

"By the way, you are the guy in the underground world who is known as the clown, right?"

Mihawk seemed to remember something while listening to Doflamingo's introduction.

"It's not something like a clown, it's a joker! Others call me joker!"

Doflamingo gritted his teeth and looked at Mihawk. He wanted to go over and kill Mihawk with a string, but he knew that he couldn't do it. Although he had this intention, his strength did not allow it!

"Oh! I remember!"

"I finally remembered!"

"I know your name. You are actually quite famous in the sea!"

Mihawk touched his chin and looked at Doflamingo with a smile.

"Oh! Do you finally know who I am?"

Doflamingo breathed a sigh of relief after hearing Mihawk's words. Although it seemed like he had suffered a loss this time, it was actually not a loss.

At least, Mihawk, the world's greatest swordsman, finally remembered his name Doflamingo.

"The guy who got into power by relying on women!"

"I heard that the reason why you became a Shichibukai is all due to two women!"

Mihawk looked at Doflamingo and spoke softly.

"Um?!"

Doflamingo was stunned after hearing Mihawk's words.

"One is Charlotte Lingling, and the other is Ivankov, the Demon King!"

The next second, Mihawk read out the two most important... women in Doflamingo's life? !

"puff……"

After listening to Mihawk's words, everyone at the scene spat out all the drinks they drank, mainly because the impact of Mihawk's words was too great.

"Who! Who told you?"

Doflamingo covered his chest, swearing that he had never been so humiliated.

"Ewen told me, he said it's a secret, but it's absolutely genuine!"

Mihawk shook the red wine in the glass and narrated while smelling the fragrance of the red wine.

"Big news!"

"Absolutely big news!"

"One of the Seven Warlords, 'Tenyasha' Don Quixote Doflamingo, made his debut with two women! One of them is one of the current Sea Emperors, Charlotte Lingling of the Four Emperors, and another We don’t even know if she is a woman!”

The reporters from the news newspaper hiding in the corner began to write articles with a swipe of their pens.

"Shock!"

"The story Doflamingo and his two women have to tell!"

"Part of the content was revealed by Mihawk, who is also a member of the King's Shichibukai. The credibility is very high!"

The reporters waved their big pens and began to write countless articles. They wanted Doflamingo to dominate tomorrow morning's morning paper!

With any luck, they could dig deeper into the love-hate relationship between Doflamingo and his two women, and they could earn a month's worth of material off of Doflamingo.

"I'm, I'm..."

Doflamingo is a tmd on the left and a tmd on the right, constantly cursing.

"Okay! Doflamingo!"

"You are really a real person, and we thought that a person with thick eyebrows and big eyes like you couldn't do such a thing!"

"Looking at it now, hehehe..."

Crocodile never misses any opportunity to fight Doflamingo, and he is very happy.

"Crocodile..."

"I heard that you lost your arm fighting Whitebeard?"

"I just said, do you think you are embarrassed?"

Of course Mihawk would not let Crocodile go.

"Um!?"

Crocodile was stunned after hearing Mihawk's words. Although he has always regarded the injury he suffered fighting Whitebeard as his shame, but you said something embarrassing? !

It doesn't seem so embarrassing, after all, that's Edward Newgate with the white beard!

"I fought with the red-haired Shanks, who is also the Emperor of the Sea and one of the Four Emperors, for three days and three nights. You and the white-bearded Edward Newgate were defeated?"

"What qualifications do you think you have to be selected as the King's Shichibukai at the same time as me?"

"Does anyone in your family work in the World Government?"

Mihawk watched as Crocodile's mouth was as sharp as a supreme sharp knife, cutting through the barrier in Crocodile's heart one by one. .

After Doflamingo broke his defense, another Shichibukai who broke his defense was born.

"A few hee hee hee..."

Moria laughed after hearing Mihawk's words. He felt that Mihawk was right, so right.

"Yes, it is true, Mihawk, I found that I like you a little bit!"

Moria looked at Mihawk and laughed.

"..."

"And you, Moria, aren't you proud that you are still alive after fighting Kaido and didn't lose anything on you?!"

"Have you forgotten? In fact, you have lost more things than anyone else!"

"You...have disgraced your companions and lost your own power. Do you really think that Kaido is only powerful because of his body?"

"Admit it! Kaido is powerful in mind, body, and skills! Kaido is a monster with excellent mental skills and physical body, and you..."

"Just an old bat who has been abandoned by the times and can't even protect his companions!"

Mihawk looked at Moriah and hit the nail on the head.

"..."

Moriah seemed to have blood gushing from his mouth, and he admitted that he could no longer say a word.

"call……"

Speaking of this, Mihawk took a sip of tea.

"Jinbe..."

Mihawk then looked at Jinbe.

"Forehead……"

Jinbei subconsciously straightened his body, looking like a student whose name was called by the teacher.

"nothing to say……"

Mihawk shook his head, Jinbei's problem was not big.

"call……"

When Jinbei heard this, he immediately relaxed and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Bear……"

"Haha, you know your situation well!"

"I won't say more here."

Mihawk looked at the bear and shook his head. He had nothing to say to the bear. This was the bear's own choice.

"Hancock..."

Mihawk finally set his sights on Hancock.

"What does it have to do with me?"

Hancock looked at Mihawk and asked with a glare.

"Ha ha……"

Mihawk just sneered. He seemed to have said something but also seemed not to say anything. It was so enigmatic that people couldn't figure out Mihawk's reality.

"Anyway, that's it..."

Mihawk seemed a little emotional.

"This is the location of the Shichibukai!"

"Everything is too wet. Even a man like Doflamingo who relies on women is still in the team. What can I expect?"

"A person who relies on women to get to the top? A person who is a freeloader..."

"Can the strongest person in this world be a soft-boiled person? Who among the kings is a soft-boiled person?"

"Weiwei, are you eating soft food?"

Mihawk suddenly called Weiwei.

"I don't eat soft food, I eat hard food!"

"Mr. Mihawk, do you eat soft food?"

Weiwei shook her head, indicating that she didn't like soft food.

"I?!"

"I, Mihawk, never eat soft food!"

"Can a soft-hearted guy be a serious person?"

Mihawk shook his head and said.

"That's definitely not a serious person!"

Weiwei immediately caught what Mihawk said.

"Shame!"

The two looked at each other, smiled, and preached at the same time.

"puff……"

Doflamingo vomited blood for three thousand feet. He hated, he hated this damn Vivi, and he hated Mihawk for exposing his shortcomings in public.

"We are not here to discuss who is a freeloader and who is not a freeloader!"

Crocodile shook his head, as if he didn't intend to talk any more on this topic.

"Crocodile..."

They say a friend in need is a friend indeed. At this moment, Doflamingo finally knew who his real brother was, and that person was...

"So, I think that someone who wears a pink coat, has blond hair, likes to wear sunglasses, always wears white clothes as a doctor, doesn't shave off his hair and loves to eat soft food is not worthy to participate in the discussion of Pluto's ownership. I agree. Raise your hand!"

Crocodile looked at Doflamingo and smiled, speaking.

"puff……"

After Doflamingo heard Crocodile's words, he felt blood welling up in his chest. Yes, he had no friends at all.

"I agree!"

Moria was the first to agree.

"Must agree!"

Jinbe was the second to agree.

"I agree too!"

Hancock was the third to agree.

"..."

"Agree!"

Big Bear was the fourth to agree.

"I reconsider!"

Mihawk's words are always different from what others say, but that's not important. What's important is that the meaning is the same.

"puff……"

"You bastards, you must die a good death, you must die a good death!!"

Doflamingo knew he was being targeted.

"Doflamingo, are you hated?"

"Don't you know yet?"

"If you want to say who is the most annoying person among the King's Qibuhai, it must be you!"

Crocodile looked at Doflamingo and laughed loudly.

"You, you, you..."

Doflamingo swore that one day, with a knife in his hand, he would kill all these annoying people in the world.