I'm Not Interested In The Pirate

Sometimes when you hate someone, you don’t need a reason. You just look at each other one more time in the crowd, and you just feel unspeakable dislike!

"Hey! You green algae head, what are you looking at?"

"What catches your eyes?"

"Is it because I'm so handsome that you're jealous?"

The Sepi chef with curved eyebrows looked at the green algae-headed warrior with three knives on his waist and shouted angrily.

"what!?"

"Aren't you sick?"

"Do you think I'd be jealous of you?"

After hearing what the Sepi cook said, the green algae-headed warrior looked very angry. He frowned and said angrily.

"You must have seen your beautiful companion and disliked you. Instead, you preferred me when we met for the first time. You felt jealous in your heart. But one thing I have to tell you is that all your jealousy will be in vain! Instead of being jealous Why am I so handsome and so popular with women? Why don’t I think about how to change myself and make myself popular!”

The cook looked at the green algae head and was very emotional. He lit a cigarette and told the story.

"What nonsense are you talking about?"

"Who do you like? Who likes you? What does it have to do with me?"

"And why do I have to be jealous of you, a guy with such ugly eyebrows! Bastard!"

The green algae-headed three-sword swordsman looked at the Sepi cook with short blond hair and said angrily.

"what!?"

"Say it again!"

After hearing what Green Algatou said, Chef Sepi spoke angrily.

"I say it again, you'd better listen, no one will be jealous of you, a perverted cook! Do you hear me?"

Not to be outdone, Green Algae Head walked up to the blond cook and spoke in a deep voice.

"It seems there is no other way! I can only make you a dish. The name of this dish is..."

"Boiled green garlic sprouts bastard!"

Chef Sepi looked at the green algae-headed swordsman in front of him and thought for a while, then thought of a world-class famous dish, boiled garlic sprouts.

"Hahaha……"

"It's very interesting!"

"Then let's see if you turn me into a dish first, or if I chop you up first!"

As the green algae head spoke, he pulled out a knife that exuded a strange black gas from his waist. .

The moment the knife was pulled out from Zoro's waist, the temperature of the entire sea restaurant Barati dropped several degrees.

"This knife..."

Chef Sepi was also a knowledgeable person. His eyes trembled when he looked at the knife in Sauron's hand. The knife in his hand was a bit like the legendary demon knife.

"Want to fight?"

The green algae-headed swordsman looked at the Sepi cook and asked.

"Hit whoever you are afraid of!"

Chef Sepi was a little panicked, but he still pretended to be calm.

"Hey! You two don't fight. You won't kill anyone if you fight like this. Hurry up and eat!"

"I want to eat! Eat! Eat!"

Just when the chef and the green algae-headed swordsman were about to fight, they ate the rubber fruit. Oh no, it was Monkey D. Luffy, the rubber elf sun god who took the form of Nika, the phantom beast species, who ate the human fruit. He preached to the two people in front of him.

"Are you kidding me? I've just cooked enough food for three people. How can you still be hungry..."

The Sepi chef looked very impatient when he heard this. However, when he turned his head and looked at Luffy's table, he was shocked, because there was no food on the entire table. He was finished by Luffy.

"Forehead……"

"You actually ate enough food for three people?"

The chef Sepi looked at the disappearing food and was shocked.

"Asshole! You actually ate all my food!"

The green algae head looked at Luffy who had eaten all the food and shouted angrily.

"Because I see you looking like you're about to fight, but you're not hungry at all!"

"Ewen said that as long as you still have the strength to fight, it means you are not hungry at all!"

"You all have the strength to fight, so you are not hungry at all, but I don't have the strength to fight, so I am the worst. Of course I have to eat the food here~"

Luffy, the Nika fruit user, explained to the green algae head and the erotic cook in front of him.

"I cut you off!"

The green algae head was speechless for a while when he heard this, and took out the knife in his hand.

"You can actually eat this guy..."

"If you can eat it, then eat more!"

Chef Sepi looked at Luffy with a somewhat complicated expression.

"Anyway, I'll make the food you ordered!"

After Sanji finished speaking, he was about to return to his kitchen.

"Hey! Did you make all the food just now by yourself?"

Luffy looked at the back of Sanji, the erotic cook, and asked.

"I am indeed responsible for it alone. What's wrong? Is there something that doesn't suit your taste?"

Sanji turned around and looked at Luffy and asked.

"No! These foods are so delicious! It's better than Si, Si, Judiciary..."

"You still want to eat, your food is the best!"

"So are you interested in going to sea with me?"

Luffy looked at Sanji and extended the invitation.

"Going to sea with you?!"

Sanji didn't seem to expect that someone would invite him, and he looked a little stunned.

"That's right! Let us be carefree and dance happily on the sea! What do you think?"

Luffy continued to watch Sanji promote the idea of ​​going to sea with him.

"Whoo~"

"What is our goal in going to sea, girls?"

Sanji asked Luffy what his goal was when he went to sea. He believed that no matter what kind of person he was, he would have a reason to go to sea. Even if it was his companion who wanted him to go out, he would stand up and ask this question. He would learn from these people. Among the reasons for going to sea is to understand what these people are like.

"I want to be famous!"

Luffy preached with his hands on his hips.

"I want to make money!"

Nami replied firmly that her goal was to become richer than Egwene.

"I want to be number one in the world!"

Zoro looked at the sword in his hand. He kept practicing his sword skills and attacking continuously. His purpose was to create a miracle and become the new world's greatest swordsman. To do this, he wanted to cut off Joracor Miho. Overcome the obsession in your heart.

"Oh. I see!"

Sanji sneered when he heard this. He probably knew that in the end, the three people in front of him were just extremely superficial people. When they were not in danger, the three of them might be one and the same!But in the end, the three of them will abandon each other once they encounter danger!

He knew it too well, and he had no desire to join such a team.

"Hey hey hey..."

"However, compared to becoming famous, it is better to sail freely on the sea and smile as much as you want. This kind of life is really the best."

However, just when Sanji was about to refuse, Luffy laughed. Nika's fruit ability has her supreme power.

"Let me think about it!"

Sanji, who originally planned to refuse, suddenly changed his mind. Yes, this is the power of Nika.

"Hey!"

"Please help me!"

Just when Luffy was using the power of the sun god Nika, a shrill voice sounded from a very depressed green-haired man.

"You are……"

"It's the second-in-command of the Creek Pirates, Demon King!"

"He is not a pirate from the Creek Pirates. How could he appear here in such a miserable state?"

Many people began to make up their own minds.

"Ghost Man Akin!"

It's a habit, someone shouted loudly.

"Why are you here, where is your boss, Crick?"

Someone got bolder and asked about Akin Creek.

"That is……"

"We traveled to the Great Line"

"Then we met that monster!"

"That invincible monster..."

"With our strength, we simply couldn't compete with that kind of monster. In the end, of the entire Creek fleet, less than 5000 people out of a total of 100 people survived..."

Ah Jinmanse was very sad and angry at the same time. They had obviously entered the Great Route, but they were really unlucky to meet the legendary man, the world's greatest swordsman, Hawkeye Joracol. ·Mihawk!

"So please, please give us something to eat!"

Ah Jin knelt in front of everyone and asked.

"Things to eat!?"

"We have nothing to eat here! There is nothing for prisoners or poor people to eat!"

Ah Jin kept asking for help, but in this small visit, not everyone could eat. They were a restaurant that made money, not a charity and welfare organization. How could they give food to others when they begged? !

"food……"

"only these!"

Just as Ah Jin was being chased away, the cook cooked a portion of fried rice and delivered it to Ah Jin.

"food……"

"Is it food?"

Ah Jin looked at the fried rice in front of him, his eyes were moist and tears welled up in his eyes. He picked up a spoon and ate it in big gulps.

"Thank you for the food. Thank you so much!"

Then Ah Jin seemed to remember something. He knelt down again and thanked Sanji.

"No need to do this~"

Sanji silently lit a cigarette and smoked it.

"Me! But I have experienced the feeling of starvation!"

Sanji's thoughts seemed to drift into the distance. When he was a child, he experienced a feeling that he never wanted to experience again in his life, that was the feeling of being hungry.

"grateful!"

After Akin thanked him again, he left the restaurant.

Not long after, Ah Jin sent a strong man wearing golden armor to the restaurant.

"Brother, please take a few bites!"

Ah Jin pointed to the half portion of fried rice in front of him and lectured to the man he called his elder brother.

"Is he the strongest pirate in the East China Sea, with a bounty of nearly 2000 million?"

Zoro, the green algae head, looked at Creek with a slight smile on his lips. He was going to wait until the opponent was full before killing him with one blow.

"Crick?"

Just as Creek was eating the food, a voice sounded from the sky above Creek.

"Um!?"

Creek raised his head in confusion, and then he saw a man wearing a navy suit with the rank of major.

"go to hell!"

The major didn't say anything, and a huge force fell directly on Creek's head, knocking over the fried rice that hadn't been eaten yet.

"A mere pirate! How dare you appear here! Do you really not take me seriously?"

The major looked at Creek, who was kicked away by him, and smiled. As he thought, the enemy was now very weak. His chance to make a name for himself finally came. He could defeat a million-level pirate. He was completely You can be promoted to colonel!

"Hey hey hey..."

The major thought with a happy smile.

"This guy……"

Zoro looked at the major in front of him, a hint of displeasure flashed across his face, and the knife on his waist moved subconsciously.

"Fuck you~"

Just when Sauron was about to take action, someone took the lead and saw the Sepi cook kicking the major on the head.

"puff……"

The major suddenly spewed out countless blood from his mouth and lay on the ground.

"Major!"

"Hey bastard! Why do you want to hurt Mr. Major?"

A navy man looked at the scene in front of him and asked angrily.

"This bastard is going to destroy the food I made!"

“Don’t you know that food should never be wasted?”

Sanji shouted angrily.

"what!?"

No one expected that Sanji would be so angry because others wasted food.

"You've never been hungry, have you?"

"I'm different~"

"I have been hungry since I was a child, so I know what it feels like to be hungry, the feeling of despair..."

"So please pay attention to me!"

"Don't waste any food in front of me!"

Sanji roared angrily.

"Forehead……"

The whole room fell silent for a moment.

"Hee hee hee……"

"You are so handsome! I have decided that you will go to sea with me!"

Luffy looked at Sanji and suddenly laughed...

Yes, his seemingly nonsensical smile is not a brainless smile. In fact, he is activating his Devil Fruit ability. After all, Wang Luffy is not a rubbish rubber fruit, he is an awesome Everyone Fruit, a fantasy beast. species, Nika form...

"This guy……"

Sanji looked at Luffy and frowned. He felt very strange. Luffy obviously smiled like a big sb, but for some reason, he felt his heartbeat...

Ahem, it was because he had the intention to leave with Luffy and the others. Although he would no longer be hungry, he would be trapped here forever. If he wanted to go to the outside world, he would have to go to the legendary land. ALLBLUE, then there is only one thing, that is to leave...

"Humph!"

A man wearing a tall chef's hat looked at the hesitant Sanji and looked at other people. He felt certain in his heart. He knew that Sanji would leave here...

"Hahaha……"

"a ha ha ha……"

Luffy didn't say anything, he just laughed. However, not talking is better than nonsense at this moment, and laughter is the victory!

"you……"

Sanji looked at Luffy and covered his heart. He swore that he had never seen such a mean person, but inexplicably, there was a fatal attraction to him.

"a ha ha ha……"

Luffy was still laughing.

"boom!"

Just when he was laughing, it seemed that God couldn't stand it anymore. A huge impact flashed, completely destroying Creek's battleship outside the door!

"This is……"

Everyone looked outside.

"Hahaha……"

Luffy, the idiot, was still laughing.