I'm Not Interested In The Pirate

"Ewen, do you still know Mr. Yixiao!?"

Taotu's eyes lit up after hearing Yiwen's words. She didn't expect that an unreliable person like Yiwen could actually meet someone like Blind Xia Yixiao.

"of course!"

Egwene put her hands on her hips.

"Yixiao and I are old acquaintances. We went on adventures together for some time before!"

Yiwen began to recall, as if he missed the past time.

"As long as you help me find where Yixiao is now, I will have the confidence to invite him to join us!"

Yiwen seems to be full of confidence that he can invite Yixiao to join the navy. He seems to have different feelings and an extremely deep friendship with Yixiao.

"real!?"

Taotu looked at Yiwen with suspicious eyes. She always felt that Yiwen's words were a bit unreliable.

"Believe me! Believe me this time!"

Yiwen puffed up her chest, looking confident.

"Ewen, you don't know. We have invited Mr. Yixiao before, but he rejected them. He said that it is okay for him to join the navy, but he must fulfill one of his conditions, because he has not the habit of being controlled by others, so unless he is allowed to join the navy general……"

Jiaji faced Yiwen and explained why they didn't believe that Yiwen could invite Yixiao to join the navy.

"That's because you have a bad relationship with me, Brother Yixiao!"

"The relationship between you is not strong enough!"

"Me and Yixiao Iron Magnet~"

"Society, Brother Xiao, will definitely listen to what I say!"

Yiwen waved his hand. Of course he knew that Jiaji and others had invited Yixiao. He also knew the reason why Jiaji and others failed. It was too simple. Yixiao definitely couldn't use conventional means to fool him, he had to use some special means!

"Special means..."

Jiaji fell into deep thought after hearing this.

"Forget it, even if you don't understand, you don't need to think too much, just tell me where the smile is and I'll take care of the rest!"

Yi Wen patted Jiaji on the shoulder, indicating that Jiaji didn't need to worry and left everything to him.

"interesting……"

Momotu Gion looked at Yiwen's confident look and suddenly became interested. Sometimes, it's actually that simple to make a woman interested in him...

"I want to see with my own eyes how you get Mr. Yixiao to join the navy!"

Gion wrapped his arms around her plump body and expressed his thoughts to Egwene.

"Are you planning to come with me!?"

Ewen looked Gion up and down, and he was sure that Gion was a super beauty. At the same time, Ewen knew that this beauty would soon fall!Sigh... if you want to blame it, just blame him for his charm that has nowhere to be placed!

"certainly……"

Gion nodded slightly.

"I'll go as well……"

Jiaji was a little worried. He had a hunch that if he let it go, his goddess might be pregnant with someone else's child.

"Ha, woman! Since you are so curious, come with me!"

"Come! Take me to find that Yixiao! Let me show you my strength!"

Yiwen smiled coldly, looking like a domineering president.

"it is good!"

"Come with us!"

"I'll send someone to take us to Mr. Yixiao."

Gion looked at Yiwen's overbearing look and wanted to laugh inexplicably. She first hooked her fingers at Yiwen, then turned around and started leading the way.

"Humph~"

Yiwen snorted coldly, followed closely behind Gion, and did not forget to wink at Kaki, as if to say to Kaki, learn more, this is called picking up girls...

"..."

Jiaji looked at Yiwen in silence. He looked at Yiwen's sultry look and wanted to hit her for no reason, but when he thought that Yiwen was a Celestial Dragon, he had to endure it.

"Let's go~ Ma Zai!"

"Stop imitating Kishibe Rohan..."

Yiwen looked at Jia Ji, who was standing motionless, turned around and spoke coolly.

"hateful……"

Jiaji scolded Yiwen, and finally followed Yiwen towards the battleship.

on board...

Ewen sat on the beach chair on the deck, enjoying the sea breeze and the fruits cut by the attendants and the freshly squeezed juice.

"Yiwen, how do you know Mr. Yixiao!?"

Gion stood beside Yiwen and asked Yiwen curiously.

"Hey! Where can it be!?"

"There is probably only one place in this world where I can meet him, and that is the casino..."

Ewen said with a smile while drinking the cold juice.

"bet……"

Gion and Kake were both speechless when they heard this.

"nonsense!"

"Yixiao and I have different personalities and different ideals. Apart from the same things we both like, there should be no other place where we can meet."

Ewen had a cigarette in her mouth and started puffing away.

As the great Saint Yiwen, her daily hobby is eating, drinking, whoring, gambling...

He took them all, and his smile was different. This guy was a man with ideals, because his eyes saw too many things that he didn't want to see. In the end, he closed his eyes forever, and the whole world also He only has a smile, he is a man who is calm and pretends to be righteous!It’s different from him, Ewen!

"All right……"

What Yiwen said was reasonable and well-founded, and Gion and Kaki couldn't find anything to refute.

"Then how did you and Mr. Yixiao become like-minded people!?"

Gion is even more curious now. Since Yiwen and Yixiao are not the same people, how did he become close friends with Yixiao! ?

"It's a long story!"

Egwene seemed to be starting to remember.

"This starts from a long, long time ago..."

"That's when Captain Roger announced the disbandment of the pirate group in the New World!"

"We all had our own thoughts and left in the new world..."

"But the problem is, although we have disbanded, I have no money. My goal is the most peaceful East China Sea in the world, but without money, I have no way to come. So in order to save enough money for myself, you guess I What have you done!?"

"Just to give you a hint, I was standing in front of a restaurant that was looking for dishwashers."

Ewen began to tell his story. In order to prevent the story he told from being too boring, he also designed the story into an interactive version.

"You entered a hotel and worked as a dishwasher, and you worked there for several years?"

Jiaji asked using his normal thinking.

"That's impossible!"

“It’s impossible to work part-time, even in this life!”

Yiwen looked at Jiaji with scornful eyes, "Work!" ?nonexistent!

"I was waiting at the door of the hotel and robbed a wealthy businessman who was about to come in for dinner...er, I mean 'pirate!' In this way, I saved enough money to go to the East China Sea at a young age!"

Yiwen shook her head. As a kind-hearted person, of course he would choose to rob a kind-hearted pirate who had a chance to do so~

"Ah...this is indeed you!"

The CP0s standing behind Yiwen nodded repeatedly. They knew that it was absolutely impossible for Yiwen to work part-time based on her personality.

"Ah this..."

After some calculations, I realized that the restaurant Yiwen mentioned before or the recruitment of dishwashers are all routines, waiting for him to fall into the trap~

"Hahaha……"

Gion couldn't help but chuckle when he heard this, mainly because Yiwen's words were so funny and successfully made her laugh.

"Do you know what I did next!?"

Ewen was lying on the beach chair, looking at Gion and Kake, and continued to preach.

"You... just spent money to buy a boat ticket and came to the East China Sea?"

Jiaji touched his chin and asked with some uncertainty.

"Of course it's impossible..."

"I took the place of the cutie I robbed and went to the restaurant to eat!"

"After I had enough wine and food, I suddenly found that I didn't have enough money to go to the East China Sea. At this time, what do you think I found!?"

"I found out there's a casino across the street!"

"I'm thinking about turning my bicycle into a motorcycle!"

"Without any thought, I just took my remaining tens of thousands of Baileys and walked into the casino without hesitation!"

"Back then, Chen Daozai could win 500 million with just 500 yuan. Today, I, Lu Benwei... no, I mean, I, Yiwen, can win 1000 million with tens of thousands of beli!"

Yiwen shook his head. He was not the kind of person who abides by the rules. Of course he couldn't just leave like this. He chose to fight with Tiandou. What if he won? !

"and then!?"

Gion asked curiously, and she found that she could never see through Ewen in front of her. Whenever she thought she had seen through Ewen, she realized that she didn't understand Ewen at all. Ewen was like a mysterious treasure. As long as she dug deeper, she would always find something interesting.

"Ha ha……"

"Then I lost everything!"

Yi Wen smiled proudly. Of course he didn't win. He was a little careless at the time and was knocked out of the opponent's seventeen cards instantly.

"Forehead……"

"Then how did you come back!?"

Jiaji suddenly interrupted, and he had a bad premonition in his heart.

"Hahaha……"

Yiwen laughed after hearing Jiaji's question.

"Tell you a secret!"

"Actually, there was a blind man playing cards in the house at that time!"

"Guess what!? While he was on the toilet, I promised to watch him salute, then picked up his things, and then I ran away!"

Yiwen raised the corners of her mouth slightly and spoke very proudly.

"Ah this..."

Everyone was speechless.

"Wait! Could that blind man be...?"

Jiaji suddenly found Yuan Hua in the sea!Could that blind man be...

"Yes, it's just what you thought!"

Yiwen nodded slightly, indicating that there was nothing wrong, it was just as you imagined.

"boom!"

Just when everyone was frightened, the battleship jolted.

"Report! We have arrived at our destination!"

"The biggest casino on the sea! Royal Flush!"

The soldiers came to the deck to report that everyone had reached their destination.

"Quickly withdraw..."

Jiaji turned pale and shouted to the soldiers.

"retreat!?"

The soldier was a little confused.

"However, we have already informed Mr. Yixiao in advance in accordance with Lord Yiwen's request. At this moment, Mr. Yixiao is waiting for Lord Yiwen in the conference room. Isn't it a little bad for us to retreat now!?"

The soldier had some concerns.

"Then do you want us to meet Mr. Yixiao!?"

Kake was also a little concerned. He thought it would be inappropriate to leave like this, so he asked Gion if he wanted to go see him.

"should go……"

Gion nodded, she also thought she needed to see him and have a smile.

"No need, he's here!"

Yiwen shook his head. He had already felt what he had seen and heard. A man who loved him deeply had already arrived carrying an island!

"Egwene!!!"

Yixiao had an overflowing smile on his face, and above his head was an island floating in the sky.

"Hey! Did I read that correctly!?"

"That's an island, right!?"

"If this were to fall down, it would be no joke!"

Jia Ji hugged his head in an exaggerated manner. It was clear that a mere island posed no threat to him, but he still pretended to be frightened.

"Hey! Isn't this Mr. Yixiao!? It's been so long!"

Yiwen stood on the deck and greeted Yixiao.

"Ewen, how can you repay the money you owe me!?"

Yixiao showed a sunny smile after feeling Yiwen with his sense of sight.

"What do you think I'm talking about!?"

"Yixiao and I are magnets! He laughed when he saw me!"

Yiwen pointed at the man carrying an island with a smile and spoke to the people behind him.

"Class representative, please explain the meaning of that smile!"

Stussy regretted following Ewen. She pulled the white dove beside her and preached.

"His smile is indeed a smile that comes from the heart! According to my visual inspection, it should be the comfortable smile that comes from seeing a character who has been unable to take revenge for more than ten years suddenly appear and about to be avenged! "

Bai Ge, who is the class representative, explained why Yixiao's smile was so bright.

"Mr. Yixiao, put down the island first!"

"We can talk if we have anything to say!"

Yiwen said to Yixiao.

"I have nothing to say to you!"

Yixiao was very angry, and he would always look at the kid who took advantage of him to take a shit and then ran away.

"Really!? It's actually like this. It was indeed my fault at that time. I will apologize to you!"

"But Mr. Yixiao! I have money now, I am ready, I owed you all the money at that time, including the interest over the years!"

"I have them all at home waiting for you to pick them up!"

Yiwen looked at it and smiled, then roared loudly.

"real!?"

The originally murderous smile was stunned when he heard this.

"Really! If you don't believe me, come home with me and have a look!"

At this moment, Yiwen looked like a gray wolf, planning to trick the lamb into eating it inside.

"This……"

Yixiao hesitated for a while when he heard this, and finally nodded.

"Okay! I'll go back with you and take a look!"

Yixiao agreed with Yiwen's words.

"Learn more~"

"I may not be good at fighting, but I'm professional at fooling people!"

Yi Wen looked at her few words, smiled easily and deceived her, and looked proudly at the several CP0s around her, as well as Momo Usagi Gion, Cha Dome Kake and others.

The money that went into Yiwen's pocket will never be returned. If one day Yiwen pays back the money, you must be cautious, because it means that Yiwen is planning something bigger. Don't be fooled. Be careful. If you lose your wife, you will lose your troops again...