Altman Tiga in Marvel
Chapter 58 Red Tape
"What if it doesn't go well?" Hill asked again.
"It will definitely go smoothly!" Humphrey assured with certainty: "During this period, you can perfect your action plan."
"Action plan?"
"It is the specific action steps for hoisting the monster. We need this document to be filed for investigation and to deal with inquiries from all aspects. This is also a procedural requirement."
"Is it a thick stack like your bills?"
"Yes, yes." Humphrey nodded with satisfaction. This lady is very smart. No wonder she can be the captain of the victory team.
"We don't have that kind of thing."
"Sorry? I don't quite understand what you mean."
"I said, we don't have that thick pile, but I can dictate the action steps to you: We drive the Shengli Feiyan 2, fly directly above the monster, hoist it up, fly to the destination, and then Lower it and the job is done.”
"What?" The situation was changing, and this time it was finally Humphrey's turn to widen his eyes and show an incredulous look, "Aren't you the most professional experts in dealing with monsters? How could you not even have a detailed action plan? No, this is not professional at all! This is very serious monster handling work, not a claw machine!"
Hill shook his head and said: "I'm sorry, we have always worked like this and let you down. It's better to do this. If you cancel your employment now, we will go back home immediately. You don't even have to pay for gas. We can treat it as A friendly visit?”
As soon as he said he wanted to go back, Mr. Prime Minister became anxious at first: "No, this is absolutely impossible! It is very difficult for us to find such a stupid... great team willing to take this job. Say something, Humphrey!"
"There's no need for this, Captain Hill." Humphrey's bright smile returned to his face and he rubbed his hands, "Actually, these issues are all negotiable. The government has always been very strict in handling external affairs. Flexible." After thinking about it for a while, he already had an idea: "How about this, we will write the action plan, and you only need to sign your name when the time comes. Don't worry, we are very good at this."
Hill raised his eyebrows: "Can you still do this?"
"As long as there are no problems with the disposal of the monster's corpse, none of this will be a problem."
"Sir Humphrey, you are very flexible sometimes." Hill praised him.
"Yes, he is always so thoughtful, I can't live without him." Jim Hacker proudly showed off.
"It is my honor to serve you, my Prime Minister." Humphrey said, bowing his head.
The two of them sang together, and seemed to be somewhat wise and wise, but the problem still could not be solved.
Hill said: "I'm sorry to inform you that since the Victory Team and your government are in an employment relationship, the time of employment is actually a very debatable topic. Obviously we cannot be here permanently, etc. I'll watch you slowly go through the meeting and go through the process."
"How long can you stay?" asked the Prime Minister.
Hill held out a finger.
"One month?" Jim Hacker breathed a sigh of relief: "Considering the complexity of the matter, one month is obviously more than enough. After all, it is not Brexit."
Hill shook his head.
"A week?" Humphrey looked confused. "This time is a bit tight. We may need to rush the congressmen."
Hill shook his head again.
"I'm afraid she's talking about a day, Prime Minister, Sir Humphrey." Bernard, the Prime Minister's private secretary, explained: "Considering the distance from Clacton to Docmundson, a morning is also possible, the specific time It depends on the performance of their aircraft.”
Hill nodded with satisfaction: "Finally, I have someone who can communicate normally, only for one day, dear Prime Minister."
Jim Harker shook his head when he heard this: "No, this is impossible. It may take more than a day for us to bring the congressmen together, not to mention that they will also scold me and attack me personally..."
"That's your business, Mr. Prime Minister. We are in an employment relationship and don't care about things other than tasks. If you miss today, you may have to make a new appointment and queue up. We may not have time. After all, monsters may appear anytime and anywhere, and this one ... is dead, and the priority must be at the bottom. In fact, there is no need for you to ask the Victory Team to do this. Outsourcing it to a garbage treatment plant would be a good choice."
"No, we have discussed this topic." Jim Harker covered his forehead and said: "The problem is not this monster, but to take this opportunity to eliminate all possible monsters..."
"Mr. Prime Minister!" Humphrey reminded him suddenly and seriously. The Prime Minister was really lost. How could he tell the truth?
Jim Hacker woke up from a dream and quickly changed his words and said: "Sorry, forget what I just said, Bernard, can you turn off all the air purifiers? I feel like they are of no use except to make my head noisy." It hurts beyond words."
"It doesn't matter." There was no anger on Hill's face. Their little plan couldn't be hidden from anyone, but she was really tired of such endless bureaucracy and said directly: "Why don't we start towing first? Work, you continue with your process. Although there is currently no bill in favor, there is no bill in opposition, right? As long as you don't send anyone to stop it, I can guarantee you that before sunset today, you can see the monster's corpse in flames. It's burning. If the bill finally passes, of course everyone will be happy. If it doesn't pass, the monster's body has been disposed of anyway, and the worst thing we can do is never come back again."
Jim Hacker looked at Sir Humphrey, then asked his personal secretary Bernard for advice, and finally nodded heavily and said: "Okay, just do what Captain Hill wants!"
Finally got it!
Hill walked out of the Prime Minister's office and couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief. Natasha and Tang followed behind. Hill looked back at them and complained: "You two, you didn't say a word."
Natasha said: "Don't look at me. I have to recharge my batteries and prepare for the operation. I don't have time to argue with them."
Tang followed up and praised: "The captain takes action, one can stand up to the other two. There is no room for stupid people like us to show off. Fortunately, we have you this time. Just relying on the two of us, I'm afraid we will die here of old age."
"Stop flattering me." Hill rolled his eyes at him and then said to Natasha: "You have seen the situation. It's better to resolve it quickly, otherwise we don't know what trouble will happen again."
"Leave it to me." Natasha thought for a moment and suggested: "To be safe, it would be best for the captain to stay in London, with the Prime Minister by his side. I'm really afraid that in the middle of hanging, I will suddenly receive a prohibition order. Do I put the monster down, or do I hang it there?"
Tang suddenly said: "I remembered a joke, which said that there are several steps to put an elephant into the refrigerator. It turns out that there are three steps in total. The first step is to open the refrigerator door, the second step is to put the elephant in, and the third step is to open the refrigerator door. Three steps, close the refrigerator door. I'm afraid we need to add three more steps here. First, we need permission to open the refrigerator door, then we need permission to put the elephant into the refrigerator, and finally we need permission to close the refrigerator door. Oh, you also need the safety certificate of the refrigerator and the freezing effect report..."
"It will definitely go smoothly!" Humphrey assured with certainty: "During this period, you can perfect your action plan."
"Action plan?"
"It is the specific action steps for hoisting the monster. We need this document to be filed for investigation and to deal with inquiries from all aspects. This is also a procedural requirement."
"Is it a thick stack like your bills?"
"Yes, yes." Humphrey nodded with satisfaction. This lady is very smart. No wonder she can be the captain of the victory team.
"We don't have that kind of thing."
"Sorry? I don't quite understand what you mean."
"I said, we don't have that thick pile, but I can dictate the action steps to you: We drive the Shengli Feiyan 2, fly directly above the monster, hoist it up, fly to the destination, and then Lower it and the job is done.”
"What?" The situation was changing, and this time it was finally Humphrey's turn to widen his eyes and show an incredulous look, "Aren't you the most professional experts in dealing with monsters? How could you not even have a detailed action plan? No, this is not professional at all! This is very serious monster handling work, not a claw machine!"
Hill shook his head and said: "I'm sorry, we have always worked like this and let you down. It's better to do this. If you cancel your employment now, we will go back home immediately. You don't even have to pay for gas. We can treat it as A friendly visit?”
As soon as he said he wanted to go back, Mr. Prime Minister became anxious at first: "No, this is absolutely impossible! It is very difficult for us to find such a stupid... great team willing to take this job. Say something, Humphrey!"
"There's no need for this, Captain Hill." Humphrey's bright smile returned to his face and he rubbed his hands, "Actually, these issues are all negotiable. The government has always been very strict in handling external affairs. Flexible." After thinking about it for a while, he already had an idea: "How about this, we will write the action plan, and you only need to sign your name when the time comes. Don't worry, we are very good at this."
Hill raised his eyebrows: "Can you still do this?"
"As long as there are no problems with the disposal of the monster's corpse, none of this will be a problem."
"Sir Humphrey, you are very flexible sometimes." Hill praised him.
"Yes, he is always so thoughtful, I can't live without him." Jim Hacker proudly showed off.
"It is my honor to serve you, my Prime Minister." Humphrey said, bowing his head.
The two of them sang together, and seemed to be somewhat wise and wise, but the problem still could not be solved.
Hill said: "I'm sorry to inform you that since the Victory Team and your government are in an employment relationship, the time of employment is actually a very debatable topic. Obviously we cannot be here permanently, etc. I'll watch you slowly go through the meeting and go through the process."
"How long can you stay?" asked the Prime Minister.
Hill held out a finger.
"One month?" Jim Hacker breathed a sigh of relief: "Considering the complexity of the matter, one month is obviously more than enough. After all, it is not Brexit."
Hill shook his head.
"A week?" Humphrey looked confused. "This time is a bit tight. We may need to rush the congressmen."
Hill shook his head again.
"I'm afraid she's talking about a day, Prime Minister, Sir Humphrey." Bernard, the Prime Minister's private secretary, explained: "Considering the distance from Clacton to Docmundson, a morning is also possible, the specific time It depends on the performance of their aircraft.”
Hill nodded with satisfaction: "Finally, I have someone who can communicate normally, only for one day, dear Prime Minister."
Jim Harker shook his head when he heard this: "No, this is impossible. It may take more than a day for us to bring the congressmen together, not to mention that they will also scold me and attack me personally..."
"That's your business, Mr. Prime Minister. We are in an employment relationship and don't care about things other than tasks. If you miss today, you may have to make a new appointment and queue up. We may not have time. After all, monsters may appear anytime and anywhere, and this one ... is dead, and the priority must be at the bottom. In fact, there is no need for you to ask the Victory Team to do this. Outsourcing it to a garbage treatment plant would be a good choice."
"No, we have discussed this topic." Jim Harker covered his forehead and said: "The problem is not this monster, but to take this opportunity to eliminate all possible monsters..."
"Mr. Prime Minister!" Humphrey reminded him suddenly and seriously. The Prime Minister was really lost. How could he tell the truth?
Jim Hacker woke up from a dream and quickly changed his words and said: "Sorry, forget what I just said, Bernard, can you turn off all the air purifiers? I feel like they are of no use except to make my head noisy." It hurts beyond words."
"It doesn't matter." There was no anger on Hill's face. Their little plan couldn't be hidden from anyone, but she was really tired of such endless bureaucracy and said directly: "Why don't we start towing first? Work, you continue with your process. Although there is currently no bill in favor, there is no bill in opposition, right? As long as you don't send anyone to stop it, I can guarantee you that before sunset today, you can see the monster's corpse in flames. It's burning. If the bill finally passes, of course everyone will be happy. If it doesn't pass, the monster's body has been disposed of anyway, and the worst thing we can do is never come back again."
Jim Hacker looked at Sir Humphrey, then asked his personal secretary Bernard for advice, and finally nodded heavily and said: "Okay, just do what Captain Hill wants!"
Finally got it!
Hill walked out of the Prime Minister's office and couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief. Natasha and Tang followed behind. Hill looked back at them and complained: "You two, you didn't say a word."
Natasha said: "Don't look at me. I have to recharge my batteries and prepare for the operation. I don't have time to argue with them."
Tang followed up and praised: "The captain takes action, one can stand up to the other two. There is no room for stupid people like us to show off. Fortunately, we have you this time. Just relying on the two of us, I'm afraid we will die here of old age."
"Stop flattering me." Hill rolled his eyes at him and then said to Natasha: "You have seen the situation. It's better to resolve it quickly, otherwise we don't know what trouble will happen again."
"Leave it to me." Natasha thought for a moment and suggested: "To be safe, it would be best for the captain to stay in London, with the Prime Minister by his side. I'm really afraid that in the middle of hanging, I will suddenly receive a prohibition order. Do I put the monster down, or do I hang it there?"
Tang suddenly said: "I remembered a joke, which said that there are several steps to put an elephant into the refrigerator. It turns out that there are three steps in total. The first step is to open the refrigerator door, the second step is to put the elephant in, and the third step is to open the refrigerator door. Three steps, close the refrigerator door. I'm afraid we need to add three more steps here. First, we need permission to open the refrigerator door, then we need permission to put the elephant into the refrigerator, and finally we need permission to close the refrigerator door. Oh, you also need the safety certificate of the refrigerator and the freezing effect report..."
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