Altman Tiga in Marvel
Chapter 153 Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Don didn't wait for Colson's consent, leaned over and picked up all the messy documents on the table, sorted them out a little, then sat down on the chair next to him, and said proudly: "This is the turn of Feng Shui. Come on, I didn’t expect that I would also be picky about others.
Oops, I should pull them all into a classroom, first do a set of comprehensive quality tests, then a set of personality tests, and finally a professional skills test, and then bring them over one by one to talk alone, and first praise them. Praising their strengths, asking them trivial questions, and finally saying in a very regretful tone: "Your abilities are very outstanding, but unfortunately they are not suitable for our job requirements. I am very sorry that I cannot be like you." Great people to work with. '"
At this point, he suddenly took a breath and said dejectedly: "That's nonsense. They have no regrets at all. They are like picking cabbages and radishes in the vegetable market. They immediately throw them aside when they see a little bit of staleness. Then you are left to rot and deteriorate. If you are lucky, you may be packed up and taken away at night. As for whether it is a stew or a feed... you will be lucky if you end up, just be grateful. Alas, this is Worker."
The more Coulson listened, the more puzzled he became: "Why are there so many emotions all of a sudden?"
Tang cheered up and said: "I just suddenly remembered the past and made some random complaints. Don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously, let's take a look at these handsome S.H.I.E.L.D.'s."
Colson warned from the side: "You can do it, but these are confidential information, of great importance, and are strictly prohibited from being shared outside."
"Know, know."
Tang opened the file, and the first thing he saw was the information of a female agent.
"Melinda May."
Coulson said: "This is my first choice. She is a very experienced female agent. She is calm and meticulous, has a strong personality, and is in good health. She is especially good at flying airplanes. You know, we really need a highly skilled airplane. Pilot, the battle damage rate of the Feiyan is too high. Planes crash in almost every battle. Although there are no casualties, some tabloids have already called us the Victory Crash Team."
"This is so irresponsible!" Tang expressed his indignation strongly. "When there is a battle, there will naturally be damage. Compared with the damage caused by monsters, this price is still bearable." At the same time, he also felt a little bit in his heart. I felt weak, and it seemed that I had crashed a few planes when I was not fighting, all of which were caused by improper operation. The person who made the mistake was naturally an unprofessional pilot who became a monk halfway.
Coulson said: "This is just ridicule by the unscrupulous media, but the impact is really not very good. I want to recruit Mei to be the flight instructor of the team to strengthen her combat capabilities in this area. But because of her past experience, she relationship, she has now quit field service, so I am hesitating in my mind whether to call her into the team."
Tang pondered for a while, shook his head and said, "No, it's better not to do it."
Coulson asked, "Is there any reason?"
Tang Dao: "She is too similar to Natasha. If two strong women are in the same team, the relationship may not be harmonious. This is not the same as Captain Hill. What one person can do, the other can also do. Individuals will secretly compete with each other, and others will openly and covertly compare them, and the atmosphere in the team will change.
Of course, I do have selfish motives. She seems to be much more dedicated than Natasha. If one day there is a competition to be eliminated from the bottom, one of the two women will definitely be kicked out. Isn't this asking for trouble?
So, I think it's okay to ask her to be a flight instructor, but if there's no reason why she must be recruited into the team, forget it. "
Colson thought for a while and had to admit that it made sense. Anyway, Melinda was stamping and sealing in the office. Although it was boring, it was better than being safe. There was no need to drag her into such danger. of work.
Gu</span>At this time, Tang suddenly laughed: "I was complaining about other people's faults just now. It turns out that when it comes to recruiting people myself, there are so many bad things. It seems that I also have double standards." He threw the document on the table and said: "Forget it, I used my power for personal gain in the first place. I don't know what else will happen later. This matter is indeed not done by humans. Captain, you continue to be busy, I will go on patrol first." Yes."
Tang stood up to leave, but was stopped by Coulson: "Stop! What you said is that I am not a human being, right? Do you think I am willing to do this job? It was Director Fury who gave this task to Deputy Director Hill. She handed it to me again, I was having a headache, but you came, hey, don’t think about leaving after you come, no matter what today, you have to pick out three candidates for me."
"Three?" Tang asked in surprise: "You need to recruit so many?"
"Is that many?" Colson opened his fingers and counted: "With Natasha, Barton, Banner, you, and me, there are only eight people. Do you know how many candidates there are? Hundreds of people, and The number is still increasing. Each of these people has unique skills, at least one skill, and they are all rare talents. That's why I am worried. Now that you are here, just in time, use your gun skills to overrule Mei and kill them all. Killed as soon as possible."
Tang felt a little awkward and shied away: "I... don't want to do this anymore. It's too hateful."
Colson's face was straight: "Does this excuse work for you? If you don't do it, I... I will deduct your performance."
"Hey, you are so evil, how can you learn from those unscrupulous bosses?" Tang said, and sat back down obediently, hugging the pile of documents back into his arms.
Colson held a pen in his right hand, grabbed a piece of paper from the side, and said to him: "You don't need to pass it here, just give the reasons for the rejection, and leave three for me in the end."
Tang glanced at him. He had difficulty choosing. He lowered his head and continued to read the documents.
"Brock Rumlow, Captain of SHIELD's Rapid Response Special Forces... He is a captain, so wouldn't joining the Victory Team be a sign of humiliation?"
"But he has a lot of experience..."
"What kind of experience does he have? Does he have experience in fighting monsters? No matter what achievements he has made in the past, he will be zero, zero points, zero eggs in front of the winning team!"
Colson lowered his head and wrote down these words honestly.
"Grant Ward is a level six agent, top-notch in combat reconnaissance, and has a mission completion rate of [-]%. Why hasn't such an outstanding talent been promoted to level seven? Give him a promotion and let him perform more difficult and secretive tasks, such as Defuse nuclear bombs or something.”
"Then don't want it?"
"We have Patton, what else do we need him for?"
Oops, I should pull them all into a classroom, first do a set of comprehensive quality tests, then a set of personality tests, and finally a professional skills test, and then bring them over one by one to talk alone, and first praise them. Praising their strengths, asking them trivial questions, and finally saying in a very regretful tone: "Your abilities are very outstanding, but unfortunately they are not suitable for our job requirements. I am very sorry that I cannot be like you." Great people to work with. '"
At this point, he suddenly took a breath and said dejectedly: "That's nonsense. They have no regrets at all. They are like picking cabbages and radishes in the vegetable market. They immediately throw them aside when they see a little bit of staleness. Then you are left to rot and deteriorate. If you are lucky, you may be packed up and taken away at night. As for whether it is a stew or a feed... you will be lucky if you end up, just be grateful. Alas, this is Worker."
The more Coulson listened, the more puzzled he became: "Why are there so many emotions all of a sudden?"
Tang cheered up and said: "I just suddenly remembered the past and made some random complaints. Don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously, let's take a look at these handsome S.H.I.E.L.D.'s."
Colson warned from the side: "You can do it, but these are confidential information, of great importance, and are strictly prohibited from being shared outside."
"Know, know."
Tang opened the file, and the first thing he saw was the information of a female agent.
"Melinda May."
Coulson said: "This is my first choice. She is a very experienced female agent. She is calm and meticulous, has a strong personality, and is in good health. She is especially good at flying airplanes. You know, we really need a highly skilled airplane. Pilot, the battle damage rate of the Feiyan is too high. Planes crash in almost every battle. Although there are no casualties, some tabloids have already called us the Victory Crash Team."
"This is so irresponsible!" Tang expressed his indignation strongly. "When there is a battle, there will naturally be damage. Compared with the damage caused by monsters, this price is still bearable." At the same time, he also felt a little bit in his heart. I felt weak, and it seemed that I had crashed a few planes when I was not fighting, all of which were caused by improper operation. The person who made the mistake was naturally an unprofessional pilot who became a monk halfway.
Coulson said: "This is just ridicule by the unscrupulous media, but the impact is really not very good. I want to recruit Mei to be the flight instructor of the team to strengthen her combat capabilities in this area. But because of her past experience, she relationship, she has now quit field service, so I am hesitating in my mind whether to call her into the team."
Tang pondered for a while, shook his head and said, "No, it's better not to do it."
Coulson asked, "Is there any reason?"
Tang Dao: "She is too similar to Natasha. If two strong women are in the same team, the relationship may not be harmonious. This is not the same as Captain Hill. What one person can do, the other can also do. Individuals will secretly compete with each other, and others will openly and covertly compare them, and the atmosphere in the team will change.
Of course, I do have selfish motives. She seems to be much more dedicated than Natasha. If one day there is a competition to be eliminated from the bottom, one of the two women will definitely be kicked out. Isn't this asking for trouble?
So, I think it's okay to ask her to be a flight instructor, but if there's no reason why she must be recruited into the team, forget it. "
Colson thought for a while and had to admit that it made sense. Anyway, Melinda was stamping and sealing in the office. Although it was boring, it was better than being safe. There was no need to drag her into such danger. of work.
Gu</span>At this time, Tang suddenly laughed: "I was complaining about other people's faults just now. It turns out that when it comes to recruiting people myself, there are so many bad things. It seems that I also have double standards." He threw the document on the table and said: "Forget it, I used my power for personal gain in the first place. I don't know what else will happen later. This matter is indeed not done by humans. Captain, you continue to be busy, I will go on patrol first." Yes."
Tang stood up to leave, but was stopped by Coulson: "Stop! What you said is that I am not a human being, right? Do you think I am willing to do this job? It was Director Fury who gave this task to Deputy Director Hill. She handed it to me again, I was having a headache, but you came, hey, don’t think about leaving after you come, no matter what today, you have to pick out three candidates for me."
"Three?" Tang asked in surprise: "You need to recruit so many?"
"Is that many?" Colson opened his fingers and counted: "With Natasha, Barton, Banner, you, and me, there are only eight people. Do you know how many candidates there are? Hundreds of people, and The number is still increasing. Each of these people has unique skills, at least one skill, and they are all rare talents. That's why I am worried. Now that you are here, just in time, use your gun skills to overrule Mei and kill them all. Killed as soon as possible."
Tang felt a little awkward and shied away: "I... don't want to do this anymore. It's too hateful."
Colson's face was straight: "Does this excuse work for you? If you don't do it, I... I will deduct your performance."
"Hey, you are so evil, how can you learn from those unscrupulous bosses?" Tang said, and sat back down obediently, hugging the pile of documents back into his arms.
Colson held a pen in his right hand, grabbed a piece of paper from the side, and said to him: "You don't need to pass it here, just give the reasons for the rejection, and leave three for me in the end."
Tang glanced at him. He had difficulty choosing. He lowered his head and continued to read the documents.
"Brock Rumlow, Captain of SHIELD's Rapid Response Special Forces... He is a captain, so wouldn't joining the Victory Team be a sign of humiliation?"
"But he has a lot of experience..."
"What kind of experience does he have? Does he have experience in fighting monsters? No matter what achievements he has made in the past, he will be zero, zero points, zero eggs in front of the winning team!"
Colson lowered his head and wrote down these words honestly.
"Grant Ward is a level six agent, top-notch in combat reconnaissance, and has a mission completion rate of [-]%. Why hasn't such an outstanding talent been promoted to level seven? Give him a promotion and let him perform more difficult and secretive tasks, such as Defuse nuclear bombs or something.”
"Then don't want it?"
"We have Patton, what else do we need him for?"
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