Stunning beauty

"Professor Li has started class!"

"Professor Li is starting class, hurry up!"

"Is it exciting?"

"What do you think, hurry up, there will be no more seats later!"

In Taixue Palace, the classrooms of the North College, most of the students came in a hurry just to grab a good seat.

In class, Li Ziye took a self-made thermos teacup, blew on it, took a sip of tea, then sipped the tea in his mouth, and spit it back into the teacup with a bah.

"vomit!"

Immediately, many Tai students below were so disgusted that they almost vomited out.

Li Ziye glanced at the students in front of him contemptuously. This is a teacher's standard tea-drinking action, you guys know nothing!

"Okay, class starts!"

Seeing that almost everyone had come, Li Ziye put down his teacup and said, "Today, I will continue my physical hygiene class."

Down below, the eyes of dozens of Tai students began to light up when they heard the words.

Outside the classroom, there are still many high school students who have not grabbed the seats, and they are waiting for this moment.

Li Ziye took out a portrait and pasted it on the wooden frame, grinning and said, "Due to the pressure from above, today, we will replace it with a stick figure. You can imagine the specific details yourself."

"Depend on!"

The Tai students below saw the simple outline of a woman on the portrait, and couldn't help but swear, liar!

Disappointed, everyone immediately got up and was about to leave.

"Hey, let's all go!"

Seeing this, Li Ziye didn't stop him. He picked up his thermos cup, took another sip of tea, and said, "I wanted to teach you how to give birth to a son."

"Ok?"

The Tai students who were about to get up and leave were shocked when they heard the words, and looked at the young man in front of them with suspicion?

Is there a trick to having a son?

"Li, Li Jiaoxi, is it true?"

A slightly older student opened his mouth, then gritted his teeth and asked.

Since he married his mother-in-law, he has given birth to two daughters, but he has never been able to give birth to a son. This matter has always been a knot in his heart.

"of course it's true."

Li Ziye grinned and said, "Have I ever lied to you?"

When everyone heard the words, they looked at each other, and a look of disdain flashed in their eyes at the same time, cheated!

They released their pigeons in the last class!

"Cough! Cough!"

Li Ziye also thought that he seemed to have fooled these guys, coughed twice, covered up his embarrassment, looked ahead, and said, "Let's continue with the class, do you know who decides whether to have a boy or a girl?"

"Of course it's up to the mother-in-law to decide!"

Below, a Tai student replied, and immediately the whole class burst into laughter.

"vulgar."

Li Ziye said contemptuously, then felt puzzled, and added, "Ignorance!"

"Professor Li, who do you think will make the decision? Could it be the man's fault if he couldn't have a son?"

"you are right."

Li Ziye glanced at the students below, and said, "It's your fault that you can't have a son, and it has nothing to do with your mother-in-law."

"how is this possible!"

"Li Jiaoxi, you can't talk nonsense."

In the classroom, everyone suddenly boiled up and refused to admit it.

In the era when men are superior to women, it is not easy for men to admit their mistakes. What's more, there are three major unfilial acts and no offspring. Not having a son is a big mistake. How can the students who have always been proud and arrogant accept it.

Before class, Li Ziye took a sip of tea with his thermos cup, and then spat out the tea leaves after two peeps. As a teacher, there must be one step in the process of drinking tea.

Down below, the Tai students who were still spitting were suddenly so disgusted that they couldn't speak.

"Don't say it?"

Seeing this, Li Ziye put down the thermos and said, "Then let me tell."

"Snapped!"

Li Ziye took out another portrait and pasted it on the wooden frame, and said, "First of all, let's talk about what is the decisive factor in deciding whether to have a boy or a girl. Yes, it is the chromosome."

"chromosome?"

When the people below heard the words, their expressions were startled, what the hell?

"You bastards, you don't listen to my class well."

Li Ziye sprayed first, and then continued, "The chromosomes are similar to the zhenqi you cultivated during martial arts. You can't see it, you can't touch it, but it really exists. The chromosomes of men are xy, and the chromosomes of women are xx. You and you When a mother-in-law gives birth to a child, the chromosomes in her body will split into two, and then combine freely to form a new pair. You say, you don’t provide the y chromosome, how can your mother-in-law give birth to a son?”

"This!"

In class, the Tai students all looked at each other in disbelief when they heard this unheard-of speech.

This is too shocking!

"Jiaoxi Li, I've never heard of the things you're talking about!"

A Tai student raised a question and said, "Could it be that you made it up?"

"Good question."

Li Ziye grinned and said, "Study is to learn to question. The Confucian chief told me these remarks, and I also think it is nonsense. How about we go ask the Confucian chief together?"

"hiss!"

When the people below heard the words, they took another deep breath, shook their heads and said, "No, no!"

Li Ziye looked at the group of cowards in front of him, and sneered in his heart, Xiao Mian, I can't cure you.

I don't believe it, you really dare to ask the old man Confucianism.

"Li Jiaoxi, how can I have a son?"

Among the dozens of Tai students, some people were more concerned about this question and hurriedly asked.

"Eat more alkaline foods."

Li Ziye began to talk nonsense seriously, "The y chromosome likes an alkaline environment. Eating more alkaline food is conducive to the survival of the y chromosome, and the probability of your having a son will be higher."

"What are Alkaline Foods?"

A group of Tai students listened in a cloud of fog, and asked half-understood.

"This involves trade secrets."

The Li family grinned, and said, "The Li family will release a secret recipe for medicinal food recently, which can increase the probability of having a son. Of course, it only increases some possibilities, and it doesn't work for everyone. Moreover, the birth of a son It’s all the same, gender discrimination is out of the question, if you’re not in a hurry to have a son, there’s no need to buy it.”

"Where can I buy it?"

The Tai students below are all masters who are not short of money, so they asked immediately.

"still has not now."

Li Ziye smiled and said, "Because the medicinal materials and ingredients are very precious, even if they are officially launched, there will be a quantity limit, and it is impossible for everyone to buy them."

When the people below heard the words, they looked at each other in blank dismay. This, money can't buy it?

Li Ziye looked at everyone's expressions, the corners of his mouth slightly curved.

Demo, do you understand hunger marketing? The more you are prevented from buying, the more active you will be.

In other words, the Confucian head's signboard is really useful, when the time comes, do you want this great god to go to Li's shop to cut the color?

Half an hour later, many Tai students left after class. Old God Li Ziye was sitting on the ground in front of the portrait drinking tea. After standing for an hour, his tired back hurt.

"Brother Li, did the head of Confucianism really tell you what you said?" Bai Wangyu approached and asked curiously.

"Go and ask the Confucian chief and you will know." Li Ziye replied.

"..."

Bai Wangyu also sat down beside him, and didn't answer, this kid, he knew he didn't dare.

"Old Bai, am I a genius in business?" Li Ziye smiled triumphantly.

"Are they really going to buy it?"

Bai Wangyu was puzzled and said, "Brother Li has already said that the medicinal diet may not be effective."

"It means that they will buy it."

Li Ziye smiled and said, "People have fluke and rebellious psychology. If I tell them that it will be useful, they will not believe it, and they will suspect that I am advertising. However, I said that this thing is not effective for everyone, but they will Go try it out, man, the more you don't let them do something, they will do it anyway, just watch, when Li's shop launches this herbal diet, it will definitely be full of customers."

"Brother Li, you are really a profiteer." Bai Wangyu couldn't help but said.

"Thank you for the compliment!"

Li Ziye grinned, and responded proudly rather than ashamedly.

"..."

Bai Wangyu really didn't know what this kid's face was made of.

"Go home, talk to the little monk, and see if you can find something good."

Li Ziye had enough rest, so he stood up and walked out of the classroom.

……

At the same time, Mobei, the northern part of the Central Plains, and the eight chiefs of Mobei have lived here for a long time, and each has its own territory.

And on this day, in the northernmost part of Mobei, near the polar territory of the Huyan tribe's territory, the night suddenly came, as if it were an endless night, dividing the world into two.

The herdsmen of the Huyan tribe didn't take it seriously at first, until.

Monsters come!

There are hundreds of monsters permeating the black air, appearing from the depths of the night, frantically preying on the herdsmen on the grassland.

Overnight, blood flowed into rivers on the prairie.

The northernmost branch of the Huyan tribe was wiped out overnight.

"Majesty, there are monsters!"

A bloody man who survived by luck came to the tent of the maharaja of the Huyan tribe on horseback, and passed out due to lack of energy.

Half a day later, the young man woke up and hurriedly told what happened in the tribe, which immediately shocked the entire Huyan tribe.

Some people believed it, some people didn't believe it, Maharaja Huyan immediately sent someone to investigate, and within a day, the person who went to investigate came back and told everyone present what he saw in the tribe.

Shock, nothing but shock or shock!

The tribe full of bones, no longer alive, is extremely miserable, exactly the same as the scene of monsters eating people in the legend!

"Contact the maharajas of other tribes immediately to discuss the matter of resisting monsters!" Maharaja Huyan made a decisive decision and said in a deep voice.

"Yes!"

For a while, the entire Huyan tribe in the northernmost part of Mobei began to be on guard.

However, when the news of Mobei reached Dashang, it was almost a month later.

But in Li Yuan, Li Ziye has been pestering the young monk since he came back from Taixue, saying that he was exchanging martial arts.

Of course, exchanging martial arts is false, but it is true to find a way to get some Buddhist secrets from Sanzang.

Classmate Lao Li also suffers from Classmate Lao Li. In fact, the Flying Immortal Art is too difficult to practice. I'm about to vomit blood.

In his spare time, of course Li Ziye wanted to blackmail him with powerful moves.

Yiduo doesn't press yourself!

"boom!"

A quarter of an hour later, Li Ziye fell from the wall, falling to the ground like a paper man.

"Amitabha!"

Seeing this, Sanzang hurried forward and apologized eagerly, "Young monk didn't do it on purpose."

"Oh, my bones! My rib cage, my lumbar disc!"

Li Ziye was lying on the ground, rolling and crying, "Little monk, you have to compensate me!"

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