Naruto: Forced to marry Naruto's mother at the beginning

The family of three generations of Hokage.

Sarutobi Hiruzen saw that his son seemed to be troubled recently, so he came to enlighten him.

"Asuma, what's wrong?"

"Father, she doesn't like me, what should I do?"

Sarutobi Asuma looked sad.

The next second, he asked again: "By the way, how did you catch up with your mother when you are so ugly?"

"Cough cough!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen smiled awkwardly and spoke slowly: "That's a good question. Back then, Lake Biwa was one of the most beautiful beauties in Konoha Village, and there were countless people pursuing her, but in the end, I was not the one who came out on top."

"Father, do you have any secrets?"

Asuma's eyes lit up with expectant eyes.

"Yes, the key lies in the word "lick"."

"lick?"

Asuma scratched his head, not sure why.

Sarutobi Hiruzen touched his mustache and continued to explain: "The so-called "licking", simply put, is to do what you want and make the other person happy. Over time, she will accept you."

"Is it really that amazing?"

"As a father, can I still lie to you? Do you know what my nickname was back then?"

Asuma answered without hesitation: "Konoha Shinobu!"

"Wrong. In fact, it was originally called Konoha Lixiong. Later, I thought it didn't sound good, so I changed the name."

“So that’s the case, what’s the moral of it?”

"Do you know why I became the third Hokage?"

"Father, of course you are powerful!"

"Asuma, you are wrong again. To tell you the truth, I became Hokage because of my licking."

As he spoke, Sarutobi Hiruzen showed a proud expression.

"This... how is this possible?"

Asuma was dumbfounded.

"call!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen took a puff from his pipe and fell into memories: "Back then, Danzo's strength was not inferior to mine, but why didn't he become Hokage?

The key is that he has no brains and just knows how to do some small tricks behind his back, thinking that no one else will notice.

But I'm different. The one I used for licking was a perfect one. I went out of my way to find out clearly what Tobirama-sensei likes.

He likes to eat grilled fish, so I go out to restaurants with him every day. He likes to drink, so I drink with him every day. He likes to eat noodles, so I eat noodles with him every day.

As time passed, Tobirama-sensei looked at me with admiration. Not only did he teach me everything he could, but he also became disgusted with Danzo, saying that he only deserved to live in darkness. "

"Father, I heard that the reason why you became Hokage at that time was because you passed the test of Senju Tobirama."

At this time, Asuma suddenly asked.

"Hahaha!"

"Silly boy, what kind of test is that? It's all for nothing!"

"Father, what does this mean?"

"call!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen took another puff from his pipe and said proudly: "The situation was like this, during the First Ninja World War and the battle with the Kingdom of Thunder.

Tobirama-sensei led Danzo and I to a six-man troop that was ambushed by the Golden Horn and Silver Horn elite troops. At this time, Tobirama-sensei raised a question: Who is willing to stay with me as a bait to block the rebel ninja? Chase and escape?

The old man did not hesitate and replied with a smile: I will do it!

As for Danzo and the other three, they remained silent.

After that, the teacher said to everyone present: Hiruzen, from now on you are the heir of the Third Hokage!

At that time, you didn't know that Danzo was dumbfounded and his eyes were as wide as light bulbs.

This is the famous test of shadows. "

"Wow...Father, you are so great. I will definitely keep this spirit of sacrifice in mind!"

Sarutobi Asuma burst into tears after hearing this.

"Dangdang!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen punched him directly on the head: "What do you know? I have been licking Senju Tobirama for so long, how can I not know what he is thinking?

He is the kind of upright person, how can he sacrifice others to gain his own chance of survival?

So, the father's position as Hokage was gained by licking him. Otherwise, do you think that I, a lecherous and drunkard, can become Hokage? "

"Father, tall, really tall!"

Asuma couldn't help but give a thumbs up.

"By the way, how long have you been licking mother?"

"20 years!"

"That's it. No wonder you are more than 30 years older than me."

"Then how long should I lick red?"

"Well... in another 15 years, it should be almost there."

"Father, the child remembers it!"

"Hong, I will never give up!"

......

The next day, Yuhi Hong’s home.

Lin Ye went to visit as a guest.

At this time, Yuhi Hong was wearing a white short skirt, with her hands behind her back, walking slowly with light steps.

"Guess, what I'm wearing underneath is white or black?"

"If you fail, there will be punishment!"

Lin Ye fell into thinking. Since the clothes were white, the inside should be similar, so he quickly said: "It's white!"

"you guessed wrong!"

...

After a while, Yuhi Hong whispered in his ear: "It's colorless!"