village doctor
Chapter 980
"Oh? What's your opinion?"
Ni Bin sneered in his heart, he wanted to see what different opinions Wang Dachun could give.
The reason why he picked a mental patient was to embarrass Wang Dachun.
Wang Dachun said: "I don't think this patient has any mental illness, so don't jump to conclusions."
"What! This is impossible. This patient is the result of a joint consultation with all our experts in Chinese and Western medicine."
"That's right, you didn't say that on purpose to show your maverick!"
"Haha, laugh to death, do you think he is in a normal state?"
As soon as Wang Dachun spoke, several veterans of the Chinese Medicine Council began to sarcasm.
Zhong Jiaguo asked puzzledly: "Master, what do you mean by that? We did have a consultation with this patient, and he was diagnosed as a mentally ill patient."
Wang Dachun chuckled, "It's very simple, that's because you misdiagnosed it!"
"What! This is impossible!" Ni Bin was the first to object, saying that they had misdiagnosed, and this was a blatant slap in the face.
"That is, say we misdiagnosed, then tell me what it is if he is not mentally ill!"
"That's right, women can sleep on the bed as they please, but don't talk nonsense!"
The members of the Council of Traditional Chinese Medicine criticized Wang Dachun one by one.
Even Xie Lihua, Li Ziwen and others looked at Wang Dachun with doubts on their faces. This person looked like a lunatic and mentally ill. How could he say that he was misdiagnosed!
Wang Dachun stood up and said with a smile: "If I say he is not mentally ill, he is not mentally ill. If I say he is mentally ill, he is mentally ill. If he is not mentally ill, you are all mentally ill."
Everyone: "..."
What the hell?
Why am I so confused!
But I feel that what you said is very philosophical!
Shen Yuting looked at the faces of everyone and smiled "puchi". She, a cheap master, can really be a demon.
The muscles at the corners of Xie Lihua's mouth twitched, "President Wang, what exactly does this mean?"
Wang Dachun came to the "mentally ill" patient and said with a smile: "Brother, can we stop pretending to be mentally ill? Are you tired?"
"What! You said that the patient is pretending, how is this possible!"
"Haha, I can laugh at this joke for a year!"
"President Wang, you are making an international joke!"
The members of the Chinese Medicine Council began to mock Wang Dachun again.
At this time, even Zhong Jiaguo, who had always admired Wang Dachun, remained highly suspicious.
Wang Dachun looked around and said with a smile, "Why, you don't believe me?"
Ni Bin rolled his old eyes and said, "Nonsense, of course I don't believe it. What evidence do you have to prove that he is faking it?"
The vice-chairman Zhang Zhan pouted even more and said, "If he pretends, I'll perform a handstand on the spot."
Another vice president, Yang Shuo, laughed loudly, "Then I'll perform Chi Xiang in public!"
Wang Dachun staggered and almost fell down, are all of them so explosive!
"Haha, okay, it's a deal, I'm looking forward to your performance! By the way, what's the patient's name?"
Zhang Zhan said: "Liu Bing."
Wang Dachun nodded, turned to look at Liu Bing, and suddenly flipped his hand, and a thick wad of banknotes appeared in his hand, which seemed to be worth 10,000+.
He waved the stack of banknotes in front of Liu Bing.
"Crazy! This guy is crazy!"
"Haha, it's the first time I see a doctor who takes money for seeing a doctor. Why do you want to bribe the patient?"
"That's right, shouldn't the patient bribe the doctor?"
Everyone looked at Wang Dachun like a fool. This is the vice president of the Association of Chinese Medicine, he is simply a fool.
Wang Dachun ignored the crowd and continued to wave the banknotes in front of Liu Bing.
Strange to say, Liu Bing's eyeballs, which were originally like dead fish eyes, turned with the shaking of the banknotes in Wang Dachun's hand.
Everyone's complexion changed, and they looked at this scene with some surprise. Could it be that this money can really cure the disease.
But what about the principle?
Wang Dachun smiled lightly, "Liu Bing, do you want the money? If you promise me that you won't pretend to be mentally ill in the future, the money will be yours!"
Liu Bing nodded first, then shook his head.
"Why, too little?"
Wang Dachun flipped his hand, and a stack of money appeared again, "This is enough, a total of 30!"
Liu Bing's eyes widened immediately, he stared at the money and swallowed, "Are you sure you want to give me the money, you didn't lie to me?"
Wang Dachun nodded, "Of course, so many people are watching. I am the president of the dignified Chinese Medicine Association, so I still have some credit. But I have one condition, tell me the reason why you pretend to be sick!"
Liu Bing was somewhat skeptical, "Give me the money first, and I'll tell you later!"
"Give you!"
Wang Dachun put the money in Liu Bing's arms, "The money is yours, tell me!"
Liu Bing hugged Qian tightly in his arms, took a deep look at Wang Dachun and began to talk.
It turned out that this guy was a senior gambler, addicted to gambling, and finally lost his fortune. First he sold the company he had worked so hard to start, and finally he even sold his house and car.
The wife ran away with the child, and the debtors came to the door every day to press for the debt, and finally they couldn't even eat.
Liu Bing was forced to commit suicide, and finally thought of a trick, pretending to be mentally ill, to see who would ask him for money.
This trick really worked. Those who wanted debts saw that Liu Bing was mentally ill, so they could only admit that they were unlucky.
Now he is in a mental hospital, with food and shelter, and someone to take care of him. Where can he find such a good thing.
Originally, he wanted to be a salted fish forever, but he didn't expect that someone would take the initiative to give him money. With this money, he might make a comeback.
"Fuck!"
"I'm convinced! I'm really convinced!"
Everyone was dumbfounded when they heard this, is this shit really pretending?
I'm really sorry for not awarding him an Oscar statuette for his acting skills.
What a master among the people!
Ni Bin's face turned blue and red, "This is impossible! How could it be an act, this has been consulted by our three parties!"
Zhang Zhan nodded, "That's right, it's absolutely impossible! This Liu Bing must have been stimulated by money, and his mind returned to normal for a while."
Yang Shuo: "Yes, I think these two must have colluded!"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Wang Dachun laughed angrily, "Are you trying to laugh at me to death? You found this patient. If you say that I colluded with him, do you believe it?"
Yang Shuo blushed, and he felt that this was a bit too much.
Ni Bin glared at Yang Shuo, "Don't talk nonsense!"
Liu Bing hugged 30 yuan tightly in his arms, looked at Wang Dachun and said, "Brother, is this money really mine?"
Wang Dachun nodded, "Remember never to gamble again, this is your last and only chance!"
He took out a bag and handed it over, "Put the money in, and deposit it in the bank quickly, don't be robbed!"
Liu Bing knelt down in front of Wang Dachun and kowtowed to him three times in a row.
Grateful: "Thank you, you are a good person, I will always remember you!"
Ni Bin sneered in his heart, he wanted to see what different opinions Wang Dachun could give.
The reason why he picked a mental patient was to embarrass Wang Dachun.
Wang Dachun said: "I don't think this patient has any mental illness, so don't jump to conclusions."
"What! This is impossible. This patient is the result of a joint consultation with all our experts in Chinese and Western medicine."
"That's right, you didn't say that on purpose to show your maverick!"
"Haha, laugh to death, do you think he is in a normal state?"
As soon as Wang Dachun spoke, several veterans of the Chinese Medicine Council began to sarcasm.
Zhong Jiaguo asked puzzledly: "Master, what do you mean by that? We did have a consultation with this patient, and he was diagnosed as a mentally ill patient."
Wang Dachun chuckled, "It's very simple, that's because you misdiagnosed it!"
"What! This is impossible!" Ni Bin was the first to object, saying that they had misdiagnosed, and this was a blatant slap in the face.
"That is, say we misdiagnosed, then tell me what it is if he is not mentally ill!"
"That's right, women can sleep on the bed as they please, but don't talk nonsense!"
The members of the Council of Traditional Chinese Medicine criticized Wang Dachun one by one.
Even Xie Lihua, Li Ziwen and others looked at Wang Dachun with doubts on their faces. This person looked like a lunatic and mentally ill. How could he say that he was misdiagnosed!
Wang Dachun stood up and said with a smile: "If I say he is not mentally ill, he is not mentally ill. If I say he is mentally ill, he is mentally ill. If he is not mentally ill, you are all mentally ill."
Everyone: "..."
What the hell?
Why am I so confused!
But I feel that what you said is very philosophical!
Shen Yuting looked at the faces of everyone and smiled "puchi". She, a cheap master, can really be a demon.
The muscles at the corners of Xie Lihua's mouth twitched, "President Wang, what exactly does this mean?"
Wang Dachun came to the "mentally ill" patient and said with a smile: "Brother, can we stop pretending to be mentally ill? Are you tired?"
"What! You said that the patient is pretending, how is this possible!"
"Haha, I can laugh at this joke for a year!"
"President Wang, you are making an international joke!"
The members of the Chinese Medicine Council began to mock Wang Dachun again.
At this time, even Zhong Jiaguo, who had always admired Wang Dachun, remained highly suspicious.
Wang Dachun looked around and said with a smile, "Why, you don't believe me?"
Ni Bin rolled his old eyes and said, "Nonsense, of course I don't believe it. What evidence do you have to prove that he is faking it?"
The vice-chairman Zhang Zhan pouted even more and said, "If he pretends, I'll perform a handstand on the spot."
Another vice president, Yang Shuo, laughed loudly, "Then I'll perform Chi Xiang in public!"
Wang Dachun staggered and almost fell down, are all of them so explosive!
"Haha, okay, it's a deal, I'm looking forward to your performance! By the way, what's the patient's name?"
Zhang Zhan said: "Liu Bing."
Wang Dachun nodded, turned to look at Liu Bing, and suddenly flipped his hand, and a thick wad of banknotes appeared in his hand, which seemed to be worth 10,000+.
He waved the stack of banknotes in front of Liu Bing.
"Crazy! This guy is crazy!"
"Haha, it's the first time I see a doctor who takes money for seeing a doctor. Why do you want to bribe the patient?"
"That's right, shouldn't the patient bribe the doctor?"
Everyone looked at Wang Dachun like a fool. This is the vice president of the Association of Chinese Medicine, he is simply a fool.
Wang Dachun ignored the crowd and continued to wave the banknotes in front of Liu Bing.
Strange to say, Liu Bing's eyeballs, which were originally like dead fish eyes, turned with the shaking of the banknotes in Wang Dachun's hand.
Everyone's complexion changed, and they looked at this scene with some surprise. Could it be that this money can really cure the disease.
But what about the principle?
Wang Dachun smiled lightly, "Liu Bing, do you want the money? If you promise me that you won't pretend to be mentally ill in the future, the money will be yours!"
Liu Bing nodded first, then shook his head.
"Why, too little?"
Wang Dachun flipped his hand, and a stack of money appeared again, "This is enough, a total of 30!"
Liu Bing's eyes widened immediately, he stared at the money and swallowed, "Are you sure you want to give me the money, you didn't lie to me?"
Wang Dachun nodded, "Of course, so many people are watching. I am the president of the dignified Chinese Medicine Association, so I still have some credit. But I have one condition, tell me the reason why you pretend to be sick!"
Liu Bing was somewhat skeptical, "Give me the money first, and I'll tell you later!"
"Give you!"
Wang Dachun put the money in Liu Bing's arms, "The money is yours, tell me!"
Liu Bing hugged Qian tightly in his arms, took a deep look at Wang Dachun and began to talk.
It turned out that this guy was a senior gambler, addicted to gambling, and finally lost his fortune. First he sold the company he had worked so hard to start, and finally he even sold his house and car.
The wife ran away with the child, and the debtors came to the door every day to press for the debt, and finally they couldn't even eat.
Liu Bing was forced to commit suicide, and finally thought of a trick, pretending to be mentally ill, to see who would ask him for money.
This trick really worked. Those who wanted debts saw that Liu Bing was mentally ill, so they could only admit that they were unlucky.
Now he is in a mental hospital, with food and shelter, and someone to take care of him. Where can he find such a good thing.
Originally, he wanted to be a salted fish forever, but he didn't expect that someone would take the initiative to give him money. With this money, he might make a comeback.
"Fuck!"
"I'm convinced! I'm really convinced!"
Everyone was dumbfounded when they heard this, is this shit really pretending?
I'm really sorry for not awarding him an Oscar statuette for his acting skills.
What a master among the people!
Ni Bin's face turned blue and red, "This is impossible! How could it be an act, this has been consulted by our three parties!"
Zhang Zhan nodded, "That's right, it's absolutely impossible! This Liu Bing must have been stimulated by money, and his mind returned to normal for a while."
Yang Shuo: "Yes, I think these two must have colluded!"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Wang Dachun laughed angrily, "Are you trying to laugh at me to death? You found this patient. If you say that I colluded with him, do you believe it?"
Yang Shuo blushed, and he felt that this was a bit too much.
Ni Bin glared at Yang Shuo, "Don't talk nonsense!"
Liu Bing hugged 30 yuan tightly in his arms, looked at Wang Dachun and said, "Brother, is this money really mine?"
Wang Dachun nodded, "Remember never to gamble again, this is your last and only chance!"
He took out a bag and handed it over, "Put the money in, and deposit it in the bank quickly, don't be robbed!"
Liu Bing knelt down in front of Wang Dachun and kowtowed to him three times in a row.
Grateful: "Thank you, you are a good person, I will always remember you!"
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