village doctor
Chapter 677 God Logic
Soon, Zhong Jiaguo's dark old face returned to normal at a speed visible to the naked eye.
The fat man clapped his fat hands and exclaimed, "The poison is cured! The poison is cured!"
Sun Wuji took Zhong Jiaguo's hand and said with concern: "Junior brother, how do you feel?"
Zhong Jiaguo felt his body carefully, and said pleasantly, "I'm cured! I'm cured!"
As he spoke, he did a backflip.
The comment area is lively again:
"Wori! This old man is amazing. He is still so agile at the age of 80. How can you make me a 20-year-old boy?"
"You're getting stronger and stronger. I guess this old man can keep up with the physical strength of a 20-year-old girl!"
"Don't bother talking about the old man's criticism, am I the only one who pays attention to the detoxification methods of the little genius doctor!"
"That's right, the little miracle doctor's detoxification method is awesome, taking drugs in the air."
"Yes, yes, Fairy Xi, is your boyfriend always so handsome, can you give him to me?"
"It's just you, first send out the photo and let us see how ugly it is?"
"..."
Ghost Hand Poison King's complexion changed, and he murmured: "This shouldn't be, how can this kid detoxify me? It's unscientific!"
Wang Dachun chuckled at Ghost Hand Poison King, "Poison King, can you perform Chi Xiang now, fat smash, go get him something hot, after all, he is old and needs some hot food!"
The fat man patted his forehead, "You didn't say it earlier, the fat man just finished going to the toilet, and there is nothing in his stomach!"
He suddenly glanced and found a middle-aged woman walking Teddy, and Teddy was half-sitting there, her little face was flushed...
The fat man ran over in a hurry, and took out a few pieces of paper from his pocket, "Sister, did you forget to bring the paper while walking the dog? I'll help you!"
The lady who walked the dog immediately burst into tears of gratitude, "Good people! There are still many good people. I walk the dog without paper, and there are people who help me, which makes me deeply appreciate the warmth of a big socialist family. There are even people who clean up the dog's poop."
The old fat man blushed, quickly wrapped the lump in paper, and grinned at the dog-walking lady, "It's okay, protecting the environment is everyone's responsibility, don't forget to bring paper next time!"
"Thank you! Thank you! I will definitely not forget next time."
Teddy blinked his dog's eyes, why does this guy want my papa, why does he feel that he wants to do something good.
The fat man carefully squeezed the dog's cake and came to the Ghost Hand Poison King, "I'm sorry, Fatty Renxiang can't get it, so you can just make do with it."
Ghost Hand Poison King: "..."
He stared at the fat man, and I just said it so casually, you really take it seriously.
And lowered the standard?
The fat man curled his lips, "What are you looking at? Even though it's a dog, it's also a Teddy. It's a rare breed. It's no worse than a human, okay! It's just out of the oven, look, it's still steaming, eat it while it's hot!"
The ghost-handed Poison King fell down in an instant. Damn, am I confused about whether it is a human flying or a dog flying?
What bothers me is Xiang!
"Pfft!"
Li Ruoxi burst out laughing, this fat man looks cute when he is serious!
"Pfft...hahahaha, this fat man, do you want to laugh at me to death so that you can inherit my 50 yuan gift!"
"Damn meow, I'm eating durians, what the hell are you talking to me about? My god, it's just out of the oven, and my durian is also just out of the oven."
"If you don't die, you won't die. This bad old man asked for it. I'm afraid this is the No. 1 eating dog."
"Haha, I laughed so hard, I happened to be going to the bathroom, but I was cut off when I got excited!"
"Fatty, please send me a location. I'm the toilet cleaner. I'll airlift it for you. I'll fill you up! Leek stuffing, meat stuffing, tofu stuffing, melon kernel stuffing... everything!"
"..."
The comment section of Li Ruoxi's live broadcast exploded again, and many people fainted from laughter in the toilet.
The Ghost Hand Poison King's face was as dark as if he had just crawled out of a coal mine. He was so hot, you bastard!
He pushed the fat man away, looked at Wang Dachun and said: "Boy, I didn't expect that you are also a master of poisoning, let's have a good competition today."
Ghost Hand Poison King is an expert in playing poison, and he has never met an opponent before. He did not expect to encounter a hard stubble today, which made him both uncomfortable and excited.
The fat man grinned, "I said you can eat as much as you want, and you can take it away. We are red mouthed and white teeth, we keep our word, you can't let the fat man work for nothing!"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
All the villagers in Liushu Town burst out laughing upon hearing this.
"Emma, the fat Taoist priest, is too cute."
"I like his persistence!"
"Go to hell!"
The Ghost Hand Poison King finally couldn't stand the fat man's chatter, flicked his fingers, and a black spot fell on the fat man.
"I'll go, it's bird droppings... Damn it's a bug."
The fat man quickly flicked off the black spot, it was a little black bug.
Although the bug was flicked off, the fat man's body started to itch.
"Emma is so itchy! What are you doing to the fat man?" The fat man scratched his body with both hands, feeling as if every pore in his body was itchy, and he couldn't finish scratching.
The Ghost Hand Poison King grinned, "This is the old man's itch bug. People who get infected by this bug will itch all over their bodies until their whole body festers and dies!"
Everyone's expressions changed, and they subconsciously took a few steps back. Some people clasped their fists at Wang Dachun, "Little genius doctor, it's getting late today, I'll see you again next time, so farewell!"
"Farewell!"
The villagers in Liushu Town walked cleanly in a blink of an eye, for fear that the terrible bug of the Ghost Hand Poison King would fall on them.
The fat man grinned, "Fuck! You're so poisonous, isn't the fat man just calling you to eat Xiang, so you need to use such a ruthless hand?"
The Ghost Hand Poison King laughed sinisterly, "Jie Jie, anyone who opposes this old man will end badly, especially you fat man, just wait for your whole body to fester and die!"
Wang Dachun snorted coldly, "Arrogant, using poison in front of me is simply playing tricks."
After finishing speaking, he directly threw a black pill the size of soybeans to the fat man, "Eat this, it will cure the poison."
This kind of pill is made from the cake of golden silkworm, it can detoxify all kinds of poisons, and it is more effective than any kind of detoxification pill in the world.
Based on the principle of not wasting, Wang Dachun collected them and made them into pills, which can really come in handy at critical moments.
The fat man put the black pill on the tip of his nose and sniffed it, and he couldn't help but frown, "Damn! It smells so bad, why is it similar to that dog Xiang just now? Could it be made of Xiang?"
Wang Dachun curled his lips, "You don't care if it was made by Xiang, anyway, if it enters your stomach, it will turn into Xiang sooner or later, so what does it matter!"
Fatty staggered, what kind of logic is this, according to what you say, sooner or later he will become Xiang.
Then everyone just eat Xiang directly!Simple and convenient, save trouble.
What a savings!
??
The fat man clapped his fat hands and exclaimed, "The poison is cured! The poison is cured!"
Sun Wuji took Zhong Jiaguo's hand and said with concern: "Junior brother, how do you feel?"
Zhong Jiaguo felt his body carefully, and said pleasantly, "I'm cured! I'm cured!"
As he spoke, he did a backflip.
The comment area is lively again:
"Wori! This old man is amazing. He is still so agile at the age of 80. How can you make me a 20-year-old boy?"
"You're getting stronger and stronger. I guess this old man can keep up with the physical strength of a 20-year-old girl!"
"Don't bother talking about the old man's criticism, am I the only one who pays attention to the detoxification methods of the little genius doctor!"
"That's right, the little miracle doctor's detoxification method is awesome, taking drugs in the air."
"Yes, yes, Fairy Xi, is your boyfriend always so handsome, can you give him to me?"
"It's just you, first send out the photo and let us see how ugly it is?"
"..."
Ghost Hand Poison King's complexion changed, and he murmured: "This shouldn't be, how can this kid detoxify me? It's unscientific!"
Wang Dachun chuckled at Ghost Hand Poison King, "Poison King, can you perform Chi Xiang now, fat smash, go get him something hot, after all, he is old and needs some hot food!"
The fat man patted his forehead, "You didn't say it earlier, the fat man just finished going to the toilet, and there is nothing in his stomach!"
He suddenly glanced and found a middle-aged woman walking Teddy, and Teddy was half-sitting there, her little face was flushed...
The fat man ran over in a hurry, and took out a few pieces of paper from his pocket, "Sister, did you forget to bring the paper while walking the dog? I'll help you!"
The lady who walked the dog immediately burst into tears of gratitude, "Good people! There are still many good people. I walk the dog without paper, and there are people who help me, which makes me deeply appreciate the warmth of a big socialist family. There are even people who clean up the dog's poop."
The old fat man blushed, quickly wrapped the lump in paper, and grinned at the dog-walking lady, "It's okay, protecting the environment is everyone's responsibility, don't forget to bring paper next time!"
"Thank you! Thank you! I will definitely not forget next time."
Teddy blinked his dog's eyes, why does this guy want my papa, why does he feel that he wants to do something good.
The fat man carefully squeezed the dog's cake and came to the Ghost Hand Poison King, "I'm sorry, Fatty Renxiang can't get it, so you can just make do with it."
Ghost Hand Poison King: "..."
He stared at the fat man, and I just said it so casually, you really take it seriously.
And lowered the standard?
The fat man curled his lips, "What are you looking at? Even though it's a dog, it's also a Teddy. It's a rare breed. It's no worse than a human, okay! It's just out of the oven, look, it's still steaming, eat it while it's hot!"
The ghost-handed Poison King fell down in an instant. Damn, am I confused about whether it is a human flying or a dog flying?
What bothers me is Xiang!
"Pfft!"
Li Ruoxi burst out laughing, this fat man looks cute when he is serious!
"Pfft...hahahaha, this fat man, do you want to laugh at me to death so that you can inherit my 50 yuan gift!"
"Damn meow, I'm eating durians, what the hell are you talking to me about? My god, it's just out of the oven, and my durian is also just out of the oven."
"If you don't die, you won't die. This bad old man asked for it. I'm afraid this is the No. 1 eating dog."
"Haha, I laughed so hard, I happened to be going to the bathroom, but I was cut off when I got excited!"
"Fatty, please send me a location. I'm the toilet cleaner. I'll airlift it for you. I'll fill you up! Leek stuffing, meat stuffing, tofu stuffing, melon kernel stuffing... everything!"
"..."
The comment section of Li Ruoxi's live broadcast exploded again, and many people fainted from laughter in the toilet.
The Ghost Hand Poison King's face was as dark as if he had just crawled out of a coal mine. He was so hot, you bastard!
He pushed the fat man away, looked at Wang Dachun and said: "Boy, I didn't expect that you are also a master of poisoning, let's have a good competition today."
Ghost Hand Poison King is an expert in playing poison, and he has never met an opponent before. He did not expect to encounter a hard stubble today, which made him both uncomfortable and excited.
The fat man grinned, "I said you can eat as much as you want, and you can take it away. We are red mouthed and white teeth, we keep our word, you can't let the fat man work for nothing!"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
All the villagers in Liushu Town burst out laughing upon hearing this.
"Emma, the fat Taoist priest, is too cute."
"I like his persistence!"
"Go to hell!"
The Ghost Hand Poison King finally couldn't stand the fat man's chatter, flicked his fingers, and a black spot fell on the fat man.
"I'll go, it's bird droppings... Damn it's a bug."
The fat man quickly flicked off the black spot, it was a little black bug.
Although the bug was flicked off, the fat man's body started to itch.
"Emma is so itchy! What are you doing to the fat man?" The fat man scratched his body with both hands, feeling as if every pore in his body was itchy, and he couldn't finish scratching.
The Ghost Hand Poison King grinned, "This is the old man's itch bug. People who get infected by this bug will itch all over their bodies until their whole body festers and dies!"
Everyone's expressions changed, and they subconsciously took a few steps back. Some people clasped their fists at Wang Dachun, "Little genius doctor, it's getting late today, I'll see you again next time, so farewell!"
"Farewell!"
The villagers in Liushu Town walked cleanly in a blink of an eye, for fear that the terrible bug of the Ghost Hand Poison King would fall on them.
The fat man grinned, "Fuck! You're so poisonous, isn't the fat man just calling you to eat Xiang, so you need to use such a ruthless hand?"
The Ghost Hand Poison King laughed sinisterly, "Jie Jie, anyone who opposes this old man will end badly, especially you fat man, just wait for your whole body to fester and die!"
Wang Dachun snorted coldly, "Arrogant, using poison in front of me is simply playing tricks."
After finishing speaking, he directly threw a black pill the size of soybeans to the fat man, "Eat this, it will cure the poison."
This kind of pill is made from the cake of golden silkworm, it can detoxify all kinds of poisons, and it is more effective than any kind of detoxification pill in the world.
Based on the principle of not wasting, Wang Dachun collected them and made them into pills, which can really come in handy at critical moments.
The fat man put the black pill on the tip of his nose and sniffed it, and he couldn't help but frown, "Damn! It smells so bad, why is it similar to that dog Xiang just now? Could it be made of Xiang?"
Wang Dachun curled his lips, "You don't care if it was made by Xiang, anyway, if it enters your stomach, it will turn into Xiang sooner or later, so what does it matter!"
Fatty staggered, what kind of logic is this, according to what you say, sooner or later he will become Xiang.
Then everyone just eat Xiang directly!Simple and convenient, save trouble.
What a savings!
??
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