village doctor

Wang Dachun: "Then you go to die, the society will be peaceful after death!"

Zhao Guangnian: "..."

Qin Chuan frowned, "Stop arguing with them, and send the patient to the hospital first, in case something unexpected happens."

Zhao Guangnian smiled triumphantly, "After tossing around for a long time, don't you still have to send him to the hospital? You people are all quack doctors, and Chinese medicine is just not good enough. Don't you admit it?"

"That's right, just close the door!"

"That's right, it's a waste of social resources to come here for a meeting."

The three of them sang together and said something unpleasant, which made everyone's faces so gloomy that they could almost drip water.

It's not that Chinese medicine is not good, what's worse about Chinese medicine is that there is no advanced medical equipment.

Wang Dachun sneered, "It's true that ignorance is regarded as personality, and ignorance is regarded as innocence. You really think that we can't see what's wrong with patients? You also underestimate our Chinese medicine practitioners!"

Zhao Guangnian laughed, "Just now several big guys from your side have checked and found out the cause of the disease, which is obvious to all."

Wang Dachun snorted: "It's not that everyone can't find out, but I want to save some face for you. Since you don't know how to live or die, don't blame me for exposing you!"

Everyone was at a loss and did not understand what Wang Dachun was talking about.

Only the two old foxes Zhong Jiaguo and Sun Wuji frowned, as if they understood what Wang Dachun meant.

Wang Dachun said this to take care of everyone's face, even though they were still fighting in the nest just now, once they encounter foreign enemies, they will still unite to the outside world.

Zhao Guangnian's eyes flashed, "I don't know what you kid is talking about, what does it mean to expose us, what do we have to expose!"

Wang Dachun smiled faintly, "Pretend, continue to pretend, since you are unwilling to speak out, let me expose your insidious tricks."

Zhao Guangnian curled his lips, "Cut, what you said is true, what tricks can we have?"

Wang Dachun squatted down, looked at the patient lying on the ground and said with a smile: "I said, this man, has been lying on the ground for so long, isn't the ground cold?"

Everyone looked at Wang Dachun in bewilderment, he must be stupid, he is in a coma, you still tell him a hammer.

What is this, I want to bring the dead back to life!

Only Zhao Guangnian and the other three had a flash of panic in their eyes, "Boy, why don't you hurry up and send him to the hospital, if something happens to you, can you afford it?"

Wang Dachun looked at Zhao Guangnian with a half-smile, "Yo, I'm guilty, is it your brother lying on the ground?"

Zhao Guangnian's face changed, and he said angrily: "Nonsense! I think it's your brother!"

Wang Dachun stopped talking to Zhao Guangnian, but continued to say to the patient lying on the ground: "Pretend, continue to pretend, I'll see how long you can pretend."

As he said that, he waved to Li Weidong, "Come here, scratch his armpit, whoever wakes him up, the master will reward him with 1 yuan."

"That's great! Master, just look at me, I'm the best at scratching people."

That's right, even if it's a dead person, I can scratch him alive! "

"Haha, even if it's a ghost that's been dead for 800 years, I can still make him laugh three times!"

Several students of Sun Wuji were gearing up one by one, as if they had been beaten with chicken blood.

You can get a bonus of 1 yuan if you scratch the next person. When did the money become so easy to earn!

This is almost like prostitution!

Sun Wuji looked at his students who were living treasures and couldn't help covering their foreheads, with an expression that they were not my students.

Zhao Guangnian and the others couldn't help the corners of their mouths twitching when they saw a few people take out brushes, hooks, toothpicks and other tools from their bags.

Nima still has tools, is this a professional scratching construction team?

"Hmph, I think you guys are just messing around. If the patient is not sent to the hospital after being in a coma for so long, you will be finished if something happens!"

Zhao Guangnian cried out with a guilty conscience.

Wang Dachun ignored Zhao Guangnian at all, but said to several people: "Scratch!"

Immediately, a unique scratching competition began.

In order to get the 1 yuan bonus, the three of Li Weidong each used their own housekeeping skills.

"Look at my invincible scratching hands!"

"Dead man bouncing!"

"Immortal feet grabbing!"

Several people shot at the patient's armpits, soles of feet, belly and other sensitive parts at the same time.

Zhao Guangnian and the others: "..."

Everyone: "..."

Everyone stared at this funny scene dumbfounded. It was the first time they saw such a rescue of a patient when they were so old.

It's absolutely amazing!

Even the corner of Zhong Jiaguo's mouth twitched, this guy Wang Dachun is really capable of tossing around!

At this moment, the mouth corners of the patient lying on the ground twitched.

Wang Dachun laughed, "Look, this guy can't hold it any longer. If you want to laugh, I guess he can't hold it for three seconds!"

The voice fell!

puff!

The patient burst out laughing, "Wow, hahahaha, it's so itchy! It's so itchy! It's killing me!"

As he spoke, he flipped up from the ground, "Brothers, please stop scratching, it's really itchy hahahaha..."

puff!

Everyone was dumbfounded, it's really an act!

At first, everyone still didn't believe it, thinking that Wang Dachun was messing around, but now everyone is undoubtedly unanimous, and no one has exposed him.

Unexpectedly, this "patient" really pretended to be in a coma. The world is full of wonders!

The three of Zhao Guangnian wanted to slip away when they saw that the situation was not going well, but Wang Dachun was keeping a close eye on them.

"These three scumbags are going to slip, don't let them go!"

Immediately, a group of security guards surrounded them. They were already upset to see these three domineering guys!

Zhao Guangnian's complexion changed, "Why, if you still want to force him to stay, it's against the law!"

Sun Wuji chuckled, "Didn't you just say that you want to have a good communication, how can you go if you haven't started the communication yet!"

"you……"

The faces of the three of them flushed red, and they were suddenly in a dilemma.

Wang Dachun looked at the "patient" who was awakened by the scratch, and said with a half-smile: "Tell me, who sent you here to pretend to be dead, are they three?"

The man looked confused, "No, no one asked me to come, I just passed out while walking!"

Wang Dachun waved his hand, "Scratch! Keep scratching! When will he tell the truth and stop!"

"okay!"

Li Weidong and the others pressed that guy to the ground and froze like a tiger.

"Hahahaha, itchy! So itchy!"

"Please stop scratching, I'm ticklish hahahaha!"

"..."

"Stop scratching! I said! I can say anything! Please stop scratching!"

After 10 minutes, this guy's nose was full of tears, and his whole body was throbbing. He finally experienced what it felt like to be tickled for 10 minutes!

Drunk and dreamy!

Wang Dachun said lightly: "Tell me, if there is a lie, next time I will scratch it for half an hour, so that you can understand what life is better than death!"

The man shivered tremblingly. He pointed at Zhao Guangnian, "It's him, it's him, it's him. He gave me 500 yuan and said he would give me a good job. What a pit, if I knew it, I would give it a thousand I don't do it either!"