village doctor
Chapter 549 Demo, fight with me
"It's not hard, this is what we should do!"
The two policemen were flattered, Wang Dachun's reputation was well-known in the whole town.
Every village hopes that Wang Dachun will pass on his rich experience and technology to them, and every village is spreading his legendary deeds.
Zhang Qiang asked Wang Dachun, "What about these chicken thieves now? Are we bringing them to the camp?"
When the three of them heard that they were going to be taken to the police station, they immediately panicked, "Don't, don't take us to the police station, since we didn't bring any bad influence to the village, treat us as a fart." Let it go!"
Wang Ermazi kicked Chen Ergou's ass hard, "The dog said that it didn't have a bad influence on us. The day before yesterday, I let you steal all of my chickens! Why are you beasts like that?" Be cruel, at least leave one for me!"
After Wang Ermazi finished speaking, he kicked several people's buttocks hard.
"I'm wronged! This is the first time we've come to steal chickens, so we just wanted to steal two golden chickens to satisfy our hunger. We really didn't steal the other chickens!"
"That is, if we lie, we will be struck by lightning."
"It's... really not... we... stole it, if you lie, it will kill us... life!"
Several people kept swearing and swearing.
Everyone immediately looked at each other in blank dismay, a little uncertain, could it be that someone else stole the chicken?
"Dachun, make up your mind!"
Wang Dachun nodded, "They probably didn't steal the chicken two days ago, and someone else stole the chicken."
Chen Ergou and the others burst into tears of gratitude, "Thank you, thank you brothers for trusting us!"
"Then what about these guys? Even if they didn't steal the chicken two days ago, they came here today to steal the chicken. I think it's better to send it to the police station."
"That's right, it's best to sentence them to two years in prison. This kind of person is lazy and spends all day thinking about stealing the fruits of other people's labor. They should be caught!"
"Yes, turn it over to the police station!"
The villagers have zero tolerance for thieves.
"No, please don't send us to the police station, please!"
"Brother Dachun, your lord has a lot, please spare us this time!"
Wang Dachun sighed, "It's not impossible to forgive you this time, but Tian Daqing must come to guarantee that there will be no next time!"
"Yeah." The three of them kowtowed like garlic.
Wang Dachun looked at the old village chief and said, "Old village chief, call Tian Daqing and come over to get someone!"
"it is good!"
At this moment, Tian Daqing is tossing hard on the belly of Feng Guifen, the women's director!
Tian Daqing's wife has returned to her natal family these two days, and he has become dishonest.
"Old Tian, why do you feel that you are getting worse and worse, you've been sluggish all day long." Feng Guifen twisted her body a few times, and said somewhat dissatisfied.
Tian Daqing immediately became unhappy, "Hey, you bastard, it's because your desire is getting stronger and stronger, okay?"
At this moment, Tian Daqing's mobile phone on the bedside table rang.
"I'll go! Who the hell is this? You're still calling in the middle of the night." Tian Daqing was annoyed. When he was doing good things, he hated being disturbed by others.
As soon as the phone was connected, the dissatisfied voice of the old village chief came over immediately.
"Tian Daqing, my old Wang, three villagers from your village, Chen Ergou, Wang Daniu and Li Erdan, were arrested by the police station for stealing chickens in our village. Come quickly and get them, or they will be sent to the police station! "
Before he could answer, the old village chief hung up the phone.
"what!"
Tian Daqing's complexion changed when he heard the words, his heart became excited, his body twitched a few times, and he took off directly.
Feng Guifen glared at Tian Daqing and complained, "It's really useless!"
Tian Daqing smiled apologetically, "I'm sorry baby, I have something urgent to deal with, so I'll leave first."
"Get out, get out!"
Tian Daqing drove to Taoyuan Village and scolded the three of them. No matter how bad these three were, they were still villagers in his own village. If they were imprisoned, it would have a bad influence on him.
Tian Daqing was also taunted by the old village head, let alone the depression in his heart.
The chicken-stealing farce ended like this. The villagers went home to rest one after another, but Wang Dachun couldn't fall asleep. After all, the real chicken-stealing thief hadn't appeared yet. Who knows if he will come tonight?
Wang Dachun thought for a while, and pulled the carrot head off Li Ruoxi's bed. This guy was lying in Li Ruoxi's arms with an intoxicated expression on his face.
This made Wang Dachun envious and jealous, that was originally his territory, okay!
And Li Ruoxi probably regarded it as a doll, but almost all girls have no resistance to this kind of fluffy animal.
Carrying the radish head into his room made him dissatisfied for a while, grinning at Wang Dachun.
Wang Dachun put his hands on his hips, "Hey! I think you are tired of working, and you still want to fight for my wife? Believe it or not, I will stew you!"
The little guy hugged his chest with his two little paws, and turned his head away in disdain.
"It's perfect! This guy is absolutely perfect!"
This movement of it is very similar to that of Li Ruoxi, it must have learned from her.
"Listen, catch the chicken thief tonight, or I won't let you sleep in my wife's bed! Ugh, I won't give you fried chicken!"
This guy's super sense of smell and hearing are stronger than his own, making it perfect for catching thieves.
Luobotou curled his lips in disdain, and his expression was even more dismissive.
"I'm not scaring you. If you let the chicken thief continue to steal like this, the chicken will be gone. You won't even be able to eat the chicken butt!"
Wang Dachun felt that the more he lived, the more regressed he was, and he actually wanted to threaten a groundhog.
"Fizz! Hiss!"
The groundhog finally started to move, his eyes became fierce, and he gestured with his little paw for a while, meaning that anyone who dared to steal its chicken would be its enemy.
"So, protecting the chickens in the village is protecting your food, which is related to your happy life in the future, you understand?"
The groundhog nodded, jumped out of the window with a sway, and quickly disappeared into the night.
"Xiao Mian, fight with me, your IQ is still a little lower!" Wang Dachun smiled triumphantly, but finally he limped this guy.
Sending Carrot Head out to patrol is more efficient than himself.
Li Ruoxi came over with a yawn, "Dachun, who were you talking to just now?"
Li Ruoxi was wearing a cartoon pajamas, showing two beautiful white legs, which immediately made Wang Dachun swallow his saliva, and couldn't help but praise, "Good legs!"
Immediately, he hugged Li Ruoxi's body onto his lap, and kissed her with a big mouth.
The two kissed until the sky was dark, just when Wang Dachun was about to throw Li Ruoxi down and cook the raw rice.
Li Ruoxi quickly pushed Wang Dachun away, "It's too late today, hurry up and rest!"
After she finished speaking, she blushed and ran away. She deeply understood a truth, for a man, it's best not to let him get your body easily, otherwise he won't cherish it.
The two policemen were flattered, Wang Dachun's reputation was well-known in the whole town.
Every village hopes that Wang Dachun will pass on his rich experience and technology to them, and every village is spreading his legendary deeds.
Zhang Qiang asked Wang Dachun, "What about these chicken thieves now? Are we bringing them to the camp?"
When the three of them heard that they were going to be taken to the police station, they immediately panicked, "Don't, don't take us to the police station, since we didn't bring any bad influence to the village, treat us as a fart." Let it go!"
Wang Ermazi kicked Chen Ergou's ass hard, "The dog said that it didn't have a bad influence on us. The day before yesterday, I let you steal all of my chickens! Why are you beasts like that?" Be cruel, at least leave one for me!"
After Wang Ermazi finished speaking, he kicked several people's buttocks hard.
"I'm wronged! This is the first time we've come to steal chickens, so we just wanted to steal two golden chickens to satisfy our hunger. We really didn't steal the other chickens!"
"That is, if we lie, we will be struck by lightning."
"It's... really not... we... stole it, if you lie, it will kill us... life!"
Several people kept swearing and swearing.
Everyone immediately looked at each other in blank dismay, a little uncertain, could it be that someone else stole the chicken?
"Dachun, make up your mind!"
Wang Dachun nodded, "They probably didn't steal the chicken two days ago, and someone else stole the chicken."
Chen Ergou and the others burst into tears of gratitude, "Thank you, thank you brothers for trusting us!"
"Then what about these guys? Even if they didn't steal the chicken two days ago, they came here today to steal the chicken. I think it's better to send it to the police station."
"That's right, it's best to sentence them to two years in prison. This kind of person is lazy and spends all day thinking about stealing the fruits of other people's labor. They should be caught!"
"Yes, turn it over to the police station!"
The villagers have zero tolerance for thieves.
"No, please don't send us to the police station, please!"
"Brother Dachun, your lord has a lot, please spare us this time!"
Wang Dachun sighed, "It's not impossible to forgive you this time, but Tian Daqing must come to guarantee that there will be no next time!"
"Yeah." The three of them kowtowed like garlic.
Wang Dachun looked at the old village chief and said, "Old village chief, call Tian Daqing and come over to get someone!"
"it is good!"
At this moment, Tian Daqing is tossing hard on the belly of Feng Guifen, the women's director!
Tian Daqing's wife has returned to her natal family these two days, and he has become dishonest.
"Old Tian, why do you feel that you are getting worse and worse, you've been sluggish all day long." Feng Guifen twisted her body a few times, and said somewhat dissatisfied.
Tian Daqing immediately became unhappy, "Hey, you bastard, it's because your desire is getting stronger and stronger, okay?"
At this moment, Tian Daqing's mobile phone on the bedside table rang.
"I'll go! Who the hell is this? You're still calling in the middle of the night." Tian Daqing was annoyed. When he was doing good things, he hated being disturbed by others.
As soon as the phone was connected, the dissatisfied voice of the old village chief came over immediately.
"Tian Daqing, my old Wang, three villagers from your village, Chen Ergou, Wang Daniu and Li Erdan, were arrested by the police station for stealing chickens in our village. Come quickly and get them, or they will be sent to the police station! "
Before he could answer, the old village chief hung up the phone.
"what!"
Tian Daqing's complexion changed when he heard the words, his heart became excited, his body twitched a few times, and he took off directly.
Feng Guifen glared at Tian Daqing and complained, "It's really useless!"
Tian Daqing smiled apologetically, "I'm sorry baby, I have something urgent to deal with, so I'll leave first."
"Get out, get out!"
Tian Daqing drove to Taoyuan Village and scolded the three of them. No matter how bad these three were, they were still villagers in his own village. If they were imprisoned, it would have a bad influence on him.
Tian Daqing was also taunted by the old village head, let alone the depression in his heart.
The chicken-stealing farce ended like this. The villagers went home to rest one after another, but Wang Dachun couldn't fall asleep. After all, the real chicken-stealing thief hadn't appeared yet. Who knows if he will come tonight?
Wang Dachun thought for a while, and pulled the carrot head off Li Ruoxi's bed. This guy was lying in Li Ruoxi's arms with an intoxicated expression on his face.
This made Wang Dachun envious and jealous, that was originally his territory, okay!
And Li Ruoxi probably regarded it as a doll, but almost all girls have no resistance to this kind of fluffy animal.
Carrying the radish head into his room made him dissatisfied for a while, grinning at Wang Dachun.
Wang Dachun put his hands on his hips, "Hey! I think you are tired of working, and you still want to fight for my wife? Believe it or not, I will stew you!"
The little guy hugged his chest with his two little paws, and turned his head away in disdain.
"It's perfect! This guy is absolutely perfect!"
This movement of it is very similar to that of Li Ruoxi, it must have learned from her.
"Listen, catch the chicken thief tonight, or I won't let you sleep in my wife's bed! Ugh, I won't give you fried chicken!"
This guy's super sense of smell and hearing are stronger than his own, making it perfect for catching thieves.
Luobotou curled his lips in disdain, and his expression was even more dismissive.
"I'm not scaring you. If you let the chicken thief continue to steal like this, the chicken will be gone. You won't even be able to eat the chicken butt!"
Wang Dachun felt that the more he lived, the more regressed he was, and he actually wanted to threaten a groundhog.
"Fizz! Hiss!"
The groundhog finally started to move, his eyes became fierce, and he gestured with his little paw for a while, meaning that anyone who dared to steal its chicken would be its enemy.
"So, protecting the chickens in the village is protecting your food, which is related to your happy life in the future, you understand?"
The groundhog nodded, jumped out of the window with a sway, and quickly disappeared into the night.
"Xiao Mian, fight with me, your IQ is still a little lower!" Wang Dachun smiled triumphantly, but finally he limped this guy.
Sending Carrot Head out to patrol is more efficient than himself.
Li Ruoxi came over with a yawn, "Dachun, who were you talking to just now?"
Li Ruoxi was wearing a cartoon pajamas, showing two beautiful white legs, which immediately made Wang Dachun swallow his saliva, and couldn't help but praise, "Good legs!"
Immediately, he hugged Li Ruoxi's body onto his lap, and kissed her with a big mouth.
The two kissed until the sky was dark, just when Wang Dachun was about to throw Li Ruoxi down and cook the raw rice.
Li Ruoxi quickly pushed Wang Dachun away, "It's too late today, hurry up and rest!"
After she finished speaking, she blushed and ran away. She deeply understood a truth, for a man, it's best not to let him get your body easily, otherwise he won't cherish it.
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