village doctor

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Xia Xiaomo patted the empty seat beside her, "Dachun, sit here with me, I reserved it for you."

Wang Dachun's eyes flashed, "Thank you, sister Xiaomo, you are the only one with a little conscience." He sat down right between Xia Xiaomo and Cao Lingling.

Class monitor Xu Shengjie said with a smile: "Dachun, you made us wait, and we will be punished with three drinks later."

Wang Dachun laughed, "That's easy to say, don't say three glasses, thirty glasses is fine." This is not his bragging, with his current body, drinking some wine is like playing.

Cao Lingling looked at Wang Dachun with a little evasive eyes, after all, she was the one who cheated first.

"Wang Dachun, your outfit is not bad, how much did you pay for it?" Wu Hongwei suddenly said sullenly.

"This...it's not much money, maybe fifty or sixty thousand." Wang Dachun replied truthfully.

Wu Hongwei widened his eyes, "How much?"

Pan Hao laughed loudly, "Wang Dachun, you are too good at bragging, you are the only one who can afford clothes worth [-] to [-] yuan? I think your clothes must be borrowed!"

Everyone looked at Wang Dachun with contempt, this guy was able to tell such a big lie because of such a little vanity.

Not to mention them, even Xia Xiaomo didn't believe Wang Dachun's words.

"I really didn't lie to you!" Wang Dachun rubbed his nose with a wry smile, no one would believe the truth!

Even Cao Lingling gave Wang Dachun a disdainful look, "Wang Dachun, you are wrong, we are all classmates, so don't be so hypocritical! Is face really that important? I am as disappointed in you as ever."

If Wang Dachun said that the clothes were borrowed, she could still accept a little bit, and if she said [-] to [-] pieces of clothes, she would not be bragging like that.

boom!

Wang Dachun slapped the table violently, startling everyone.

Pan Hao stared, "Wang Dachun, what do you want to do?"

Wang Dachun took out an invoice from his pocket and raised it, "I'm not lying, here is the invoice, everyone can take a look. Besides, Cao Lingling, you watery woman, what right do you have to say about me!"

Cao Lingling blushed, "I..."

Xia Xiaomo took the receipt and looked at it, "Dachun really didn't lie."

"Yes, this is really an invoice. It's a big spring trip. This is a fortune. One piece of clothing is enough for me to fight for half a year."

The students all nodded and looked at Wang Dachun differently.

Cao Lingling's face turned red, she felt very embarrassed, and at the same time she was also very surprised, Wang Dachun got rich!

Pan Hao clapped his palms and laughed, "Well, Wang Dachun, you even borrowed the invoice in order to cheat, it's really deliberate!"

Wang Dachun fell instantly, this girl's imagination is too rich, it's a pity not to write novels.

Wang Dachun handed the invoice to Pan Hao, and sneered, "Please, please take a look, my name is on the invoice, did your eyes fall into the woman's crotch?"

Pan Hao blushed, "You..."

The atmosphere was awkward for a while, Xu Shengjie quickly raised his wine glass, "Dachun, drink, everyone eat vegetables."

Pan Hao's face was so gloomy that water dripped out. He originally planned to make a fool of Wang Dachun, but he didn't expect to make a fool of himself first. He quickly gave Wu Hongwei a wink beside him.

Wu Hongwei understood, raised his glass and smiled, "Dachun is pretty good, you are really a role model for me, what are you doing now, making so much money. I remember that you volunteered to fill in the medical school, could it be that you are becoming a doctor?" ?”

Before coming, Pan Hao discussed with him that as long as Wang Dachun dared to come, he would make a fool of himself at the party.

Xia Xiaomo took over the words, "Dachun's medical skills are really good, and he cured many intractable diseases in the village." She really wanted to say that Wang Dachun cured her dysmenorrhea, but she was ashamed to say so.

Pan Hao sneered, "I heard that Wang Dachun was blinded by playing with him. He can cure a hammer disease. I think he is a veterinarian!"

Immediately he burst out laughing.

Xia Xiaomo put down her chopsticks, "Pan Hao, you are too much!" When he said this, it meant that Wang Dachun could only treat animals and scolded Xia Xiaomo, how could she not be angry?

Wang Dachun's complexion also sank, the experience of being blind was the shame of his life, and he hated others to mention it the most.

"Pan Hao, you are right. I saw the sow's disease." Wang Dachun did not lie. Some time ago, Aunt Niu's sow was sick, and he cured it.

Pan Hao immediately became proud, "Haha, how about it, let me just say he is a veterinarian!"

Wang Dachun smiled lightly, "I can treat sows, and I can also treat you."

"Pfft!" Xia Xiaomo burst out laughing without holding back.

Pan Hao's face immediately turned pale, "You must be crazy, I'm not sick."

"Yes, people who are sick usually say that they are not sick." Wang Dachun smiled confidently, "Let me ask you, do you often feel soreness in your waist and knees, weakness in your limbs, sweating at night, and frequent nightmares?"

Pan Hao's complexion changed, Wang Dachun actually said exactly what he said, he had all the symptoms he mentioned, but how could he admit it, so he said stiffly: "Nonsense, I don't have any of the symptoms you mentioned."

"Don't be shy to admit that your kidney deficiency disease will become more and more serious if you don't take good care of it, and it will soon lead to impotence and even infertility. Let me ask you, was it time when you masturbated recently? It's getting shorter and shorter, sometimes less than a minute."

"How do you know?" Pan Hao quickly covered his mouth in the middle of speaking, "I mean you are talking nonsense, there is nothing wrong with it."

He wanted to slap himself twice, how could he tell the truth!

This is a shame.

In fact, it wasn't just the two of them rushing to talk, it was because Wang Dachun secretly hypnotized him when he was talking.

It's just that the effect is not very good because the distance between the two is far away. If the distance is close enough, Wang Dachun will say whatever he asks him.

This is the magic of hypnosis.

"Pfft!" Xia Xiaomo burst out laughing again, blushing and said, "I didn't expect you, Pan Hao, to have this habit of solving your physical needs by yourself, so why don't you marry a wife."

She won't save face for him, this guy offended her badly just now.

Everyone else was holding back very hard, wanting to laugh but feeling embarrassed, especially Cao Lingling, which meant that she was unattractive in Pan Hao's eyes. Could it be that she was not as good as his hand?

She reached out her hand in embarrassment and pinched Pan Hao severely.

"Xia Xiaomo, don't listen to his nonsense, it's nothing, if you don't believe me, ask my Jia Lingling, am I that unbearable?" Pan Hao roared hysterically.

Cao Lingling blushed, "I'm going to die, why do you ask me, how could I know!"

"Why don't you know? Didn't you say that I'm amazing!" Pan Hao was eager to prove himself, so he couldn't hold back his words.

Cao Lingling wanted to find a crack in the ground to sneak in, but she didn't realize that Pan Hao's IQ was really worrying until now.

Tian Kun made a haha, "Everyone, don't bother to talk too much, come on, have a drink, we won't go home until we're drunk today."