village doctor

"Big... big... big brother, I... I have no money!"

Wang Dachun imitated the tone of the bald man and said: "Who still has cash now, it's the cashless era, are you stupid?"

Huang Mao's complexion changed, "Brother, he called you stupid!"

The bald man stroked his bald head, "Grass! I...I'm not stupid at all."

As he said that, he waved his hand to Huang Mao, who took out two QR codes that had already been typed, and said, "If you have cash, take out the cash, and if you don't have cash, you can pay with Alipay and WeChat."

Wang Dachun staggered and almost fell, I'll fuck it!Now all robbers have learned to pay with mobile phones?

The bald man tightened his dagger around Wang Dachun's neck, "Hurry up, hurry up, scan... scan the QR code to pay."

Wang Dachun nodded, took out his mobile phone, "Well, I'll show you face, seeing that it's not easy for you, so why don't you give me some money?"

"But can you take the dagger away? In the new era, there must be an innovative spirit, and robbery must also pay attention to methods and methods, and keep pace with the times."

The bald man took the dagger away, a little puzzled, "So...how do you say this?"

Wang Dachun grinned, "For example, you can take a broken bowl and come to everyone and say: Everyone, please do me a favor, the old man hasn't had any rice grains for a few days, can you give me something to eat..."

The bald man rubbed his head, "Eh? This method...seems feasible."

Huang Mao grinned, "Brother, what can you do! He is fooling us into begging!"

Only then did the bald man come to his senses, and glared at Wang Dachun angrily, "Fuck! You, you, you...how dare...fool...me?"

Wang Dachun laughed loudly, "It's only now that I see that I'm fooling you? This IQ is really worrying!"

"Pfft!"

Meiji covered her mouth and trembled while laughing, and gave Wang Dachun a reproachful look, this guy is too good at fooling, almost limping this gang of thieves!

"Brother, beautiful... beauty!" Huang Mao was about to get angry, when he suddenly saw the beautiful Meiji, his eyes straightened.

"Fuck! The beauty is so beautiful, go with brother, and I promise to let you eat and drink spicy food every day in the future!"

The bald man fixed his eyes on Meiji, and his voice stopped, and he stopped stuttering.

Huang Mao laughed, "Brother, other people stutter when they see a beautiful woman, but every time you see a beautiful woman, just stutter."

Wang Dachun was dumbfounded, there is such a showy operation?

The bald man looked at Mei Ji and laughed, "Master, I have seen countless girls in my life, but I haven't tasted anything for a girl like you!"

Wang Dachun almost vomited out the last night's meal, "There are countless girls like you? I'm afraid you won't be able to enjoy it in your life!"

At the same time, he couldn't believe it, this guy really didn't stutter anymore, the world is really big, there are so many wonders!

"Cao Nima! Give this boy a hard beating, his legs were broken!"

Immediately, several people forced towards Wang Dachun with unfriendly faces.

Wang Dachun waved his hand, "Wait a minute, can you save money and eliminate disasters?"

"What kind of method to destroy wealth and eliminate disasters?" Huang Mao grinned grimly.

Wang Dachun shook his phone, "I don't think it's easy for the big guys to rob, so let me donate some money to you!"

The bald man's eyes lit up, "Yes, pay first."

Wang Dachun scanned the QR code and fiddled with the phone a few times, the bald man immediately took out the phone.

"Your Alipay arrives at RMB [-]."

The bald man's complexion changed, "Fuck! How dare you play me!"

Wang Dachun chuckled, "Are you a monkey?"

The bald man was surprised, "How do you know?"

Wang Dachun nodded, "That's right, I'm playing monkey!"

puff!

The people on the minibus burst out laughing, all of them admired Wang Dachun, who could turn a group of robbers around, who the hell is this guy!

The bald man's face suddenly turned pale, "Fuck! Hit me! Hit me hard!"

I have been robbing professionally for 20 years, and I have never seen someone robbed so arrogantly!

Wang Dachun stood up and began to call out: "Comrades, since ancient times, the evil has prevailed over the good. Let's catch these criminals and send them to the bureau together, so as to restore the society to a bright future, shall we?"

Everyone, look at me, and I look at you, but no one moves, just kidding, these people have bright knives in their hands, who dares to come up.

The bald man smiled triumphantly, "I'll see who dares to move! Hit this kid out!"

As soon as the bald man finished speaking, he let out a scream, because Wang Dachun stepped on his instep, crushing his bones.

"Boss!"

The faces of Huang Mao and the others changed, and Qi Qi rushed towards Wang Dachun, stabbing Wang Dachun viciously with the dagger in his hand.

Wang Dachun reached out and squeezed Huang Mao's hand accurately, and the sound of bones breaking was heard. This sound was like the sound of eating popcorn, and it sounded creepy.

"what!"

Huang Mao's cry was even more miserable than that of the bald man, and his entire face was completely distorted.

In just a few seconds, several people were all disabled by Wang Dachun.

Wang Dachun walked towards the last robber, who stood by the window and looked at Wang Dachun with fear on his face, "Don't come here! If you come here again, I'll jump!"

Wang Dachun looked at him with a smile on his arms, "You jump, don't worry, I'll wait for you, I guarantee no one will snatch you!"

Now the speed is 100, and he wouldn't dare to jump even if he had the guts.

"You...I'm really going to jump!" The robber saw that his companion either had an arm or a broken leg in a short period of time, and his calf was shaking with fright.

Wang Dachun simply sat down next to him, and joked: "If you don't jump, you are a grandson. If a scum like you dies, you will contribute to our socialist cause. Everyone applauds and give him some courage to jump out of the window."

As he spoke, he applauded first.

"it is good!"

The passengers felt very happy and began to applaud. This scene is really relieved!

Pfft!

The robber knelt down in front of Wang Dachun and kowtowed, "Brother, please forgive me, there is an 80-year-old mother on the villain, and a baby waiting to be fed, I have no choice but to do this job!"

"roll!"

Wang Dachun kicked him over a few somersaults, "Everyone in this car is old and young, if they are all blocking the road and robbing like you, then it's okay!"

Wang Dachun kicked again, "Are you still an eighty-year-old mother? Your mother is at most over 50 years old, and you won't be afraid of your mother beating you if you lie!"

"Hahahaha..." Everyone burst into laughter.

Wang Dachun looked at the passengers in the car and said with a smile: "Everyone has seen it. Since ancient times, evil has prevailed. Didn't the great man say it long ago? All reactionaries are paper tigers. These guys are not even diapers!"