village doctor

"Smelly Wang Dachun, who promised you, let you mess up the mandarin ducks, be careful, I will set you on fire."

Xiao Li pouted at the moment, with a dissatisfied expression on her face, and then she said to Nangong Baihe: "Sister Baihe, look at your man!"

Nangong Baihe blushed, "Don't worry, Dachun was joking with you, without my promise, he would dare!"

Xiaohong also pouted, dissatisfied: "That's right, I don't want to marry this dead dog!"

The big black dog snorted a few times, "You chicks really have no vision. I'm a handsome dog, and I'm from Yushu Linfeng. It's hard to find even with a lantern. If you miss this village, you won't have this shop."

"vomit!"

Xiaoli and Xiaohong felt like vomiting at the same time, and almost vomited out the overnight meal.

Even Wang Dachun couldn't stand it anymore, and said with a wry smile: "Big Black Dog, I'll ask you again, are you willing to go out with me?"

The big black dog spread its paws, "Of course the dog wants to go out to see the world of flowers and girls, but why can't I go out, the creatures here can't get out, unless there is an innate artifact, and only by entering the innate artifact can they avoid the evil spirits of the heavens." punishment. That is an innate artifact, do you have it?"

It turned out that every pyramid here was guarded by a monster, and they were set rules by Da Neng, they could not leave without authorization, otherwise they would be wiped out directly.

Wang Dachun smiled faintly, "It's an innate artifact, it's not a great thing, I seem to have one."

"what!"

The big black dog's eyes almost popped out, and he couldn't help screaming, "The kid has a big tone. I have seen arrogant people, but I have never seen you so arrogant. Do you know what an innate artifact is. It is a natural artifact. There are not many pieces in the Heaven and Myriad Realm, you, you, you...You kid actually said that it is not a big thing, I think you don't know how high the sky is and how thick the ground is!"

Wang Dachun flipped his hand, the jade gourd appeared in his hand, he said with a smile: "Look what this is?" In order to deceive the big black dog, he also went all out.

When the big black dog saw the jade gourd, his tongue almost fell to the ground, "Wow! Damn! It's really an innate artifact, how is this possible! You, you, you... who the hell are you?"

Wang Dachun showed an inscrutable smile, "Don't worry about this, just say if you want to go out with me?"

The big black dog nodded desperately, "Deal!" It has been here for thousands of years, why doesn't it want to go out, it wants to go out even in its dreams.

This time it was Wang Dachun's turn to be surprised. He didn't expect the big black dog to agree so happily, which made him feel a little unreal.

Ever since, Wang Dachun followed a big black dog, and this big black dog also likes to stand upright and walk, standing taller than Wang Dachun, the key is to swing his lower body, making Nangong Baihe and Xiaoli look pretty It was so red that I didn't dare to look directly at it.

Wang Dachun covered his face, "I said big black dog, I have a big underpants here, why don't you put them on!"

The big black dog shook his head like a rattle, "If you don't wear it, don't wear it, what are you doing wearing that thing, it will affect the development of my dog ​​and me."

Wang Dachun curled his lips, "I just want to cover that thing up, otherwise how can you pick up girls in the future, I think the girls will be scared away by you."

Xiaoli nodded, "That's right, it's extremely obscene."

Nangong Baihe gritted her teeth, "Be careful that my aunt will depose you and turn you into a eunuch!"

The big black dog immediately clamped its tail. Under the joint threat of several people, the big black dog finally put on the big red pants, which was requested by the big black dog himself. is speechless.

The big black dog with the big red pants is simply perfect!Wang Dachun didn't even look at it, as if I didn't know it.

However, the big black dog thinks that the bright red pants are very eye-catching, and will definitely attract many girls to watch in the future.

The big black dog walked in front, and the little paws were behind it, with a look of ecstasy, "Wang Dachun, Miss Baihe, and Sister Xiaoli, I know you well here. You want relics, right? Lord Dog will take you there!"

Wang Dachun nodded, "That's right, we need a lot of relics, the more the better." To improve the overall strength of the Zhengdao Alliance, a lot of relics are needed, at least to improve the strength of the top management.

The big black dog nodded, "It's no problem, it's on me, I know where there are more relics, and where there are no relics in the pyramids."

Wang Dachun was overjoyed, "Okay, your benefits will be indispensable after the matter is completed. By the way, let me give you a name, or I will call you Dahei in the future."

The big black dog grinned, "It's so ugly, you should call me Lord Dog!"

Wang Dachun said: "How about Old Hei? Little Hei?"

The big black dog stared, "I think it's better to call me big black dog, it's more down-to-earth." After saying that, it ran to Xiao Li's side and said courteously: "Sister Xiao Li, do you think I should What would you like to name it?"

The big black dog knows that Nangong Baihe is Wang Dachun's woman and dare not provoke him, so he can only go after Xiaoli, and they are both monsters, so they are a good match.

Xiaoli gave the big black dog a white look, "I think you should be called a dead dog."

Big Black Dog: "..."

Nangong Baihe smiled "puchi", "Haha, I'm dying of laughter, please allow me to laugh for a while."

Wang Dachun also laughed loudly, "That's a good name, let's call it Dead Dog."

With the addition of the big black dog, it was much more lively. The big black dog was a chatterbox, maybe he hadn't talked for a long time, he chattered non-stop along the way, and he was always around Xiaoli.

"Sister Xiaoli, Brother Gou, can I tell you a joke?"

Xiao Li was so annoyed that she couldn't help but rolled her eyes and said, "But I just want you to stay away from me."

The big black dog touched a handful of red underpants with its paws and said with a smile: "Tell me, what is the furthest distance in this world?"

Although Xiaoli was a little annoyed, she was still attracted and said, "Let's go to God Realm."

Nangong Baihe said: "It should not be the God Realm, but the Immortal Realm."

Wang Dachun said: "I think it should be the distance between people."

The big black dog chuckled, "It's not right, the furthest distance is forever! Wahahaha!"

After the big black dog laughed, he found that several people looked at him like a fool, and he couldn't help being stunned, "It's not funny, let me tell you another thing, there used to be a girl who was relieved in the wild, at this time a drunk came over and heard the beeping With a clatter, he said, "I can't drink any more, I'll be really drunk." The girl heard someone holding back quickly, and then she farted."

"The drunk man couldn't help but change his face when he heard it, 'Emma said no more, why did you open another bottle, I'm really drunk again!'"

After the big black dog finished speaking, he laughed again.

Wang Dachun: "..."

Nangong Baihe: "..."

Xiaoli: "..."