village doctor
Chapter 2022 The Unlucky Fat Man
Wang Dachun rolled his eyes, "No way, you are still so fat after being hungry for so many years, it must be a lie."
When he looked into the little fat boy's eyes, he knew that he was a bit cunning, he must be a bit fake, the little boy who had transformed into a ninth-grade elixir must have become a fine guy.
"Uncle, I really haven't eaten for many years. I used to be much fatter than this, but now I have lost at least ten catties."
The big fat boy transformed from the ninth-grade elixir caressed his penis with his chubby hand, making the corners of Wang Dachun's mouth twitch, feeling that this is an ancestral handicraft, even a three-year-old child knows how to play.
He was a little worried, and said to himself: "How can I eat you if you are like this!"
Ninth-rank elixir repeatedly waved his hands, his small face was full of fear, "Uncle, don't eat me, it hurts so much!"
Wang Dachun rolled his eyes, "I don't eat you, how can I advance!"
Ninth Grade Golden Pill said: "It's very simple, I can pull it for you to eat!"
Wang Dachun: "..."
God, pull me to eat!
I don't have such a heavy taste!
"Little kid, if you talk nonsense again, I'll eat you right now." After Wang Dachun finished speaking, he deliberately walked towards the ninth-grade elixir. Naturally, he deliberately frightened him. Wang Dachun was really a little bit hesitant to say anything like this. .
"Uncle, I'm not fooling you. What I pull is not papa, but medicine dregs, which are very nutritious. If you don't believe me, I'll show you."
The ninth-grade elixir was afraid that Wang Dachun would eat him, so he hurriedly ran to the grass to pull the medicine residue.
Wang Dachun tried his best to hold back his laughter, this guy still knew how to be shy, and he knew how to find a bush when he pooped, and ordinary two-year-old children definitely didn't have this awareness.
As expected of the illusion of the Ninth Rank Divine Pill, the IQ is just different.
After a while, Wang Dachun really saw a pile of Ninth Grade Golden Pill, which was golden and had a strong medicinal fragrance.
Sure enough, it is different from ordinary Baba, it is indeed medicine dregs.
Wang Dachun was overjoyed, isn't the medicine dregs drawn from the Nine-Turn Golden Pill equivalent to the Ninth-Rank Pill?
Even if it is not as good as the ninth-grade pills, the seventh- and eighth-grade pills should be indispensable, so that I will have a steady stream of resources in the future.
This is equivalent to having a hen that lays eggs and can always have eggs to eat.
However, although what the Ninth Rank Golden Elixir pulled out was medicine dregs, not papa, Wang Dachun still couldn't pass the test in his heart.
The Ninth Grade Golden Elixir handed over the dregs of the medicine and said as if offering a treasure: "Uncle, try it, this medicine is very fragrant and tonic."
Wang Dachun immediately had black lines all over his head, subconsciously backed away, "Don't come here, or I'll eat you." He still couldn't pass his psychological test, no matter how good the medicine dregs are, they are still poop.
"Fuck, Dachun, where did the child come from? Is this your son?"
At this moment, Fatty came over and saw the light of fatherly love shining in the little boy's eyes. Fatty had been cultivating in the green gourd for decades, and he was already at the eighth level of Dao Realm, only one level lower than Wang Dachun. It is also a small giant.
Wang Dachun grinned, and said worriedly: "This is not my son, this is the Ninth Grade Golden Elixir."
The fat man's eyes lit up, and he was eager to try, "Damn it! Ninth-rank golden pill? If I eat it, I will definitely be able to break through the ninety-nine return to one realm."
The face of the Ninth Rank Golden Elixir changed slightly, these human beings are really hateful, they want to eat themselves no matter what, they are all reincarnated from starving ghosts!
"Uncle Fat, if you take this, it will have one or two points of the medicinal effect of the Nine-Zhuan Golden Pill." Nine-Zhuan Golden Pill said, handing the poop in his hand, oh no, the dregs of the medicine to the fat man.
Just now, while the fat man wasn't paying attention, he even rubbed it with his chubby little hands, trying to make it not look like poop. This little guy's IQ is not generally low.
The fat man didn't have the slightest doubt, took the cake and put it on the tip of his nose to sniff, "Not bad, it smells so good, does it really have one or two points of the medicinal effect of the Nine-Turn Golden Pill?"
Wang Dachun nodded, "It should be... Maybe!"
The Ninth Rank Golden Core nodded again and again, "There are no two points, at least half a point!"
Fatty's eyes lit up, "Then what are you waiting for, Fatty must try it." As he spoke, he stuffed the Nine-Turn Golden Pill's papa into his mouth, fearing that Wang Dachun would snatch it from him.
The fat man devoured his food voraciously, with oil dripping from his mouth.
Wang Dachun endured his nausea and asked: "How about fat man, how does it taste?"
The fat man nodded, "Well, it tastes good, and I feel that this medicine is very powerful. I guess if you take it frequently in the future, you will definitely be able to break through the ninth level of the Dao Realm."
Fatty felt a surge of power entering his stomach, and quickly began to sit down and refine.
The Nine Turns Golden Pill giggled, "Uncle Fat, if you like it, I can give it to you often."
Fatty's complexion changed, "What do you mean? You actually used the word 'pull', isn't it a bit inappropriate!"
Wang Dachun laughed, "Fatty, the little guy is right, this is his poop, to be precise, it is the dregs of his poop."
"vomit!"
The fat man's face turned pale, and he hurried to the side to vomit. After eating for a long time, it was this little fat boy's poop, and he still said it was delicious?
Seeing the fat man vomit, the Nine Turns Golden Pill said regretfully, "Uncle Fat, why did you vomit? How many people want to eat but still can't!"
"I hate you uncle, you little brat is really bad." After the fat man finished catching up with the Nine-Turn Golden Elixir, he flicked a few times on his penis, "If you don't learn well, you're a liar. Your penis was cut."
Nine Turns Golden Pill immediately wiped away his tears and began to cry, Wang Dachun couldn't bear it, "Okay, fat man, you're already quite old, you can't get along with a child, is it reasonable?"
"Wow! What a cute child! Fatty, you are not shy to bully a child like a big man!"
At this moment, Yunzhu walked over like an elf in a light green dress, and her beautiful eyes lit up when she saw the Nine Turns Golden Pill, with a maternal radiance in her eyes.
The fat man smiled awkwardly, "Miss Yunzhu, you don't even know that this child is very bad, he..."
Yun Zhu pouted, "Hmph, what's wrong with a child, it must be your fault. I saw you bullying him just now."
After she finished speaking, she came to Jiuzhuan Jindan to wipe away his tears.
Nine Turns Golden Pill seemed to have found a backer and quickly complained, "Beautiful sister, that fat man is very bad, not only spanked my butt, but also played my penis, look, it's all red."
Yun Zhu couldn't help but blushed when she saw it, and then took the little hand of Nine Turns Golden Pill and said, "Okay, don't bother with this fat man, let's go, sister will make you some clothes that fit you."
After she finished speaking, she took the Nine-Turn Golden Pill and left, leaving Fatty and Wang Dachun looking at each other, both said that women can't resist the temptation of children, it seems that this is true.
"Fatty, talk about that poop, cough cough, how does the dregs of the medicine taste, can I eat it?" If the dregs of the medicine of the ninth grade Jindanla can really be eaten, that is really good news.
The fat man smacked his mouth twice before saying, "If you eat it, you can definitely eat it, but the premise is that you don't know it's the little fat boy's poop, otherwise you won't be able to pass the psychological test!"
Letting go of the matter of the Nine Turns Golden Pill, Wang Dachun returned to the Western Chamber of Commerce, and as soon as he arrived at the yard, Jiang Miaoling greeted him, "I was planning to find you, someone is looking for you."
Sorry, forgot to update this morning
When he looked into the little fat boy's eyes, he knew that he was a bit cunning, he must be a bit fake, the little boy who had transformed into a ninth-grade elixir must have become a fine guy.
"Uncle, I really haven't eaten for many years. I used to be much fatter than this, but now I have lost at least ten catties."
The big fat boy transformed from the ninth-grade elixir caressed his penis with his chubby hand, making the corners of Wang Dachun's mouth twitch, feeling that this is an ancestral handicraft, even a three-year-old child knows how to play.
He was a little worried, and said to himself: "How can I eat you if you are like this!"
Ninth-rank elixir repeatedly waved his hands, his small face was full of fear, "Uncle, don't eat me, it hurts so much!"
Wang Dachun rolled his eyes, "I don't eat you, how can I advance!"
Ninth Grade Golden Pill said: "It's very simple, I can pull it for you to eat!"
Wang Dachun: "..."
God, pull me to eat!
I don't have such a heavy taste!
"Little kid, if you talk nonsense again, I'll eat you right now." After Wang Dachun finished speaking, he deliberately walked towards the ninth-grade elixir. Naturally, he deliberately frightened him. Wang Dachun was really a little bit hesitant to say anything like this. .
"Uncle, I'm not fooling you. What I pull is not papa, but medicine dregs, which are very nutritious. If you don't believe me, I'll show you."
The ninth-grade elixir was afraid that Wang Dachun would eat him, so he hurriedly ran to the grass to pull the medicine residue.
Wang Dachun tried his best to hold back his laughter, this guy still knew how to be shy, and he knew how to find a bush when he pooped, and ordinary two-year-old children definitely didn't have this awareness.
As expected of the illusion of the Ninth Rank Divine Pill, the IQ is just different.
After a while, Wang Dachun really saw a pile of Ninth Grade Golden Pill, which was golden and had a strong medicinal fragrance.
Sure enough, it is different from ordinary Baba, it is indeed medicine dregs.
Wang Dachun was overjoyed, isn't the medicine dregs drawn from the Nine-Turn Golden Pill equivalent to the Ninth-Rank Pill?
Even if it is not as good as the ninth-grade pills, the seventh- and eighth-grade pills should be indispensable, so that I will have a steady stream of resources in the future.
This is equivalent to having a hen that lays eggs and can always have eggs to eat.
However, although what the Ninth Rank Golden Elixir pulled out was medicine dregs, not papa, Wang Dachun still couldn't pass the test in his heart.
The Ninth Grade Golden Elixir handed over the dregs of the medicine and said as if offering a treasure: "Uncle, try it, this medicine is very fragrant and tonic."
Wang Dachun immediately had black lines all over his head, subconsciously backed away, "Don't come here, or I'll eat you." He still couldn't pass his psychological test, no matter how good the medicine dregs are, they are still poop.
"Fuck, Dachun, where did the child come from? Is this your son?"
At this moment, Fatty came over and saw the light of fatherly love shining in the little boy's eyes. Fatty had been cultivating in the green gourd for decades, and he was already at the eighth level of Dao Realm, only one level lower than Wang Dachun. It is also a small giant.
Wang Dachun grinned, and said worriedly: "This is not my son, this is the Ninth Grade Golden Elixir."
The fat man's eyes lit up, and he was eager to try, "Damn it! Ninth-rank golden pill? If I eat it, I will definitely be able to break through the ninety-nine return to one realm."
The face of the Ninth Rank Golden Elixir changed slightly, these human beings are really hateful, they want to eat themselves no matter what, they are all reincarnated from starving ghosts!
"Uncle Fat, if you take this, it will have one or two points of the medicinal effect of the Nine-Zhuan Golden Pill." Nine-Zhuan Golden Pill said, handing the poop in his hand, oh no, the dregs of the medicine to the fat man.
Just now, while the fat man wasn't paying attention, he even rubbed it with his chubby little hands, trying to make it not look like poop. This little guy's IQ is not generally low.
The fat man didn't have the slightest doubt, took the cake and put it on the tip of his nose to sniff, "Not bad, it smells so good, does it really have one or two points of the medicinal effect of the Nine-Turn Golden Pill?"
Wang Dachun nodded, "It should be... Maybe!"
The Ninth Rank Golden Core nodded again and again, "There are no two points, at least half a point!"
Fatty's eyes lit up, "Then what are you waiting for, Fatty must try it." As he spoke, he stuffed the Nine-Turn Golden Pill's papa into his mouth, fearing that Wang Dachun would snatch it from him.
The fat man devoured his food voraciously, with oil dripping from his mouth.
Wang Dachun endured his nausea and asked: "How about fat man, how does it taste?"
The fat man nodded, "Well, it tastes good, and I feel that this medicine is very powerful. I guess if you take it frequently in the future, you will definitely be able to break through the ninth level of the Dao Realm."
Fatty felt a surge of power entering his stomach, and quickly began to sit down and refine.
The Nine Turns Golden Pill giggled, "Uncle Fat, if you like it, I can give it to you often."
Fatty's complexion changed, "What do you mean? You actually used the word 'pull', isn't it a bit inappropriate!"
Wang Dachun laughed, "Fatty, the little guy is right, this is his poop, to be precise, it is the dregs of his poop."
"vomit!"
The fat man's face turned pale, and he hurried to the side to vomit. After eating for a long time, it was this little fat boy's poop, and he still said it was delicious?
Seeing the fat man vomit, the Nine Turns Golden Pill said regretfully, "Uncle Fat, why did you vomit? How many people want to eat but still can't!"
"I hate you uncle, you little brat is really bad." After the fat man finished catching up with the Nine-Turn Golden Elixir, he flicked a few times on his penis, "If you don't learn well, you're a liar. Your penis was cut."
Nine Turns Golden Pill immediately wiped away his tears and began to cry, Wang Dachun couldn't bear it, "Okay, fat man, you're already quite old, you can't get along with a child, is it reasonable?"
"Wow! What a cute child! Fatty, you are not shy to bully a child like a big man!"
At this moment, Yunzhu walked over like an elf in a light green dress, and her beautiful eyes lit up when she saw the Nine Turns Golden Pill, with a maternal radiance in her eyes.
The fat man smiled awkwardly, "Miss Yunzhu, you don't even know that this child is very bad, he..."
Yun Zhu pouted, "Hmph, what's wrong with a child, it must be your fault. I saw you bullying him just now."
After she finished speaking, she came to Jiuzhuan Jindan to wipe away his tears.
Nine Turns Golden Pill seemed to have found a backer and quickly complained, "Beautiful sister, that fat man is very bad, not only spanked my butt, but also played my penis, look, it's all red."
Yun Zhu couldn't help but blushed when she saw it, and then took the little hand of Nine Turns Golden Pill and said, "Okay, don't bother with this fat man, let's go, sister will make you some clothes that fit you."
After she finished speaking, she took the Nine-Turn Golden Pill and left, leaving Fatty and Wang Dachun looking at each other, both said that women can't resist the temptation of children, it seems that this is true.
"Fatty, talk about that poop, cough cough, how does the dregs of the medicine taste, can I eat it?" If the dregs of the medicine of the ninth grade Jindanla can really be eaten, that is really good news.
The fat man smacked his mouth twice before saying, "If you eat it, you can definitely eat it, but the premise is that you don't know it's the little fat boy's poop, otherwise you won't be able to pass the psychological test!"
Letting go of the matter of the Nine Turns Golden Pill, Wang Dachun returned to the Western Chamber of Commerce, and as soon as he arrived at the yard, Jiang Miaoling greeted him, "I was planning to find you, someone is looking for you."
Sorry, forgot to update this morning
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