village doctor

Jiang Lina frowned, "Who said that Wang Dachun only knows how to look at physiognomy? Don't forget that medical skills are his forte. Classmate Dachun, show everyone your skills."

Wang Dachun curled his lips, "Actually, I'm not interested in any honorary dean. I earn six figures a day. How much money can I make as a dean!"

"What! You earn six figures a day, brother, what do you do?" Everyone was shocked, and looked at Wang Dachun with some doubts.

Wang Dachun said lightly: "It's nothing. I raise chickens in the countryside, grow herbs, open restaurants and fruit shops, sleep until I wake up naturally every day, a lot of money comes in every day, and I grab a lot of beautiful girls around me. What do you say?" Do I need to be a dean?"

"I go!"

"Grass!"

Some of these senior leaders swear directly, feeling very sour in their hearts. They went to college, took the postgraduate entrance examination, and studied for a doctorate. The gap is too big.

How can a farmer earn a six-figure income a day?No wonder people say that those who engage in missiles are not as good as those who sell tea eggs.

Fan Gang nodded, "Yes, Vice President Jiang and I took the initiative to invite Wang Dachun to be the Honorary President."

Jiang Lina rolled her eyes, "Wang Dachun, I asked you to show everyone your medical skills, not to show off your wealth."

Wang Dachun chuckled, "Okay, today I will perform a doctor's visit for everyone, lest you all say that I am a liar, which one of you will come first?"

Zhu Jiale sneered, "I'll come first, let me expose your deception. I never believe in seeing a doctor at a glance. If you can see my physical problems, I will no longer object to you being the honorary dean."

At this moment, a teacher ran in in a panic, "Dean, leaders, it's not good, Mr. Huo Jiahua at the freshman registration office didn't know what happened, and suddenly fell to the ground and twitched, foaming at the mouth, and said It looks very scary when you speak words that you don’t understand!”

He Zhengqing's complexion changed, "What? How could this happen, hurry to the hospital!"

"I have called 120, and an ambulance should be on the way."

He Zhengqing stood up, "Go, go and have a look!"

A group of people filed out following He Zhengqing.

When I arrived at the freshman registration office, I saw that the three floors inside and outside were surrounded by teachers and students. Today is the first day of school, and this is the place with the most densely populated people.

"Give way, let's make way, the hospital leader is here."

Everyone immediately made a way to come out, and saw a person lying on the ground and his body twitching continuously. The person's eyes were rolled up, his mouth was slanted, his teeth were chattering, and he seemed to be muttering something.

He Zhengqing walked over quickly, "Mr. Huo, what's wrong with you, security guard, quickly help him up."

Jiang Lina waved her hand, "Wait a minute! Now the patient's cause is unknown, so don't move his body to avoid unavoidable damage. I suggest waiting for the doctor to come to deal with it!"

He Zhengqing nodded, "That's right, Vice President Jiang is still thoughtful. Everyone, everyone is an expert in the medical field. What kind of disease do you think Mr. Huo has?"

"This..." Everyone froze in place for a moment, most of them studied Western medicine, and 90.00% of Western medicine diagnoses are based on instruments.

Now that there is no instrument, it is hard for anyone to judge, Zhu Jiale's eyes lit up, "I think it should be epilepsy." He turned his gaze to Fan Gang and said sadly: "Director Fan, your Chinese medicine practitioners are not good at seeing, hearing, asking, and knowing. This is yours." Strengths, you must have seen it! And that Wang Dachun, didn't he boast that he can see a doctor at a glance?"

Fan Gang snorted softly and knelt down to feel the pulse of Mr. Huo, but he didn't have Wang Dachun's clairvoyance.

Wang Dachun grabbed Fan Gang, "Old Fan, don't touch him, it's dangerous."

Zhu Jiale looked at Wang Dachun with a half-smile, "Dangerous? Are you trying to laugh at me to death? Could it be that Mr. Huo still bites?"

Wang Dachun glanced at Zhu Jiale with some disgust, and said: "You are right, he might bite people, I suggest everyone spread out."

"puff!"

Zhu Jiale burst out laughing, "I've never heard of an epileptic patient biting, it's just nonsense!"

Wang Dachun rolled his eyes, "Whoever told you that he is an epileptic, don't be silly if you don't understand."

Zhu Jiale gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I don't understand, so tell me what's wrong with Mr. Huo?"

Wang Dachun frowned, "He is rabies, he will jump up and bite at any time."

"What!" Everyone retreated subconsciously when they heard this.

Zhu Jiale laughed loudly, "Nonsense! What rabies, I think you are almost rabies. He is obviously a symptom of epilepsy. Let me tell you, my main research direction is psychiatry, and I can't be wrong!"

The others nodded in agreement, "Wang Dachun, you are really wrong this time, Vice President Zhu is an authoritative person in this regard."

"That's right, the old man is an expert in the spiritual field, and he can be ranked well in the whole country."

Zhu Jiale started to growl, he enjoyed the feeling of being flattered very much.

At this moment, Huo Jiahua who was lying on the ground twitching suddenly stood up with red eyes, raised his hands in front of his chest, and opened his mouth wide to bite Zhu Jiale directly.

"careful!"

Wang Dachun quickly grabbed Zhu Jiale's arm and pulled it to the side, but it was still half a beat too late, Zhu Jiale's leg was tightly grasped by Huo Jiahua's two hands, and then his mouth ruthlessly bit his ass.

Zhu Jiale turned pale with fright, "Ah! Don't bite me! I don't want to get rabies! Ah! Ah!"

Wang Dachun's eyes were quick and his hands were quick, he pulled it hard again, with a sound of "chi la", Zhu Jiale's trousers were torn in two, revealing his white buttocks and a part of his trousers.

"Pfft!" Jiang Lina couldn't hold back, she covered her mouth and laughed coquettishly.

The onlookers all laughed.

Although Zhu Jiale was in a terrible embarrassment, he escaped the fate of being bitten, and couldn't help breaking out in a cold sweat.

"Ow!"

Huo Jiahua howled like a wolf, his blood-red eyes swept across the crowd, and with his hands raised in front of his chest, he rushed towards a student girl who was watching the excitement.

"what!"

The student girl turned pale with fright, screamed and fled around in a hurry.

"Crazy! The teacher is crazy!"

"The teacher bit me!"

The scene was chaotic, and the students fled around like headless chickens.

Even the security guards dare not approach, no one wants to be infected with rabies!

The most embarrassing one was Zhu Jiale, because the clothes were torn, covering the front, buttocks were exposed outside, covering the buttocks, and the front was exposed again.

Zhu Jiale wished he could find a hole in the ground and get in.

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