village doctor

"Hahahahaha..."

The onlookers all burst into laughter. They didn't expect that Gao Yonghao, who is the pride of heaven, would also secretly masturbate.

The girls blushed even more, and gave a soft "spit" to themselves.

Gao Yonghao wished he could find a hole in the ground, how could he tell the truth, it was too embarrassing.

Wang Dachun chuckled, "It's human nature to masturbate while watching a movie, and it's a physiological need. If you don't masturbate after watching a movie, it's against common sense. This student doesn't need to be shy."

"Hahahaha..." The onlookers burst into laughter again.

Gao Yonghao didn't want to stay here any longer, and said with a blushing old face, "Then...then what should I do to improve my physical condition?"

"First of all, of course, we must quit the habit of watching movies and masturbating. This is a very debilitating thing. Chinese medicine believes that one drop of essence and ten drops of blood is not just for fun. In addition, you can leave a contact information and wait for me to prepare the medicine. I will contact you again, and I will pack your medicine until you are cured!"

Gao Yonghao left a contact information and left in a hurry.

"I'll go! This classmate, you are amazing, how did you see Gao Yonghao's condition?"

"Yeah, look, hear, ask, really just use the word 'Wang' to accurately see the condition. When did Chinese medicine become so amazing!"

"In fact, Chinese medicine has always been very powerful, but some people have distorted the facts. Now some people worship foreign countries, even the moon is round in foreign countries, and farting with crooked nuts is delicious. This has led to our It is really sad that Chinese medicine has not fallen behind!"

Wang Dachun showed a heartbroken expression, "Next, if anyone wants to see a doctor, I'm in a good mood today, so I can show it to him for free, and I won't have the chance in the future."

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"And I."

No one thought that a welcome event for new students would become a free clinic. Wang Dachun smiled wryly, and kept a low profile!

Strength does not allow it!

There were more and more people watching, and in the end it almost caused a sensation in the entire academy.

"I heard that a very powerful Chinese medicine doctor came to our college today. He is very accurate in seeing the doctor. He can even calculate when your aunt will come and leave."

"That's right, it's so mysterious. I've been having menstrual cramps recently, so I just went to have a look."

"What's more, not only can he figure out when your aunt will come, but he can also see the food you ate recently, your daily schedule, etc. You say it's not evil."

"Then what are you waiting for, go and see!"

The whole academy knew about it, even the top leaders knew about it.

"I didn't expect such a person to exist in the world. This is a savior for our Chinese medicine department that exists in name only!"

"Yeah, hurry up and have a look."

Several teachers in the Department of Chinese Medicine became excited. In the past few years, the number of students taking Chinese medicine has been decreasing, and only a dozen or twenty students can be enrolled each year.

Last year, there were not even ten students. There were three or two real big cats and kittens, and there were fewer students than teachers.

This embarrasses several teachers who study Chinese medicine, and the college is even considering canceling this subject.

Now the appearance of Wang Dachun gave them hope.

Several teachers who taught Chinese medicine looked at an old man with gray hair and asked, "Mr. Fan, do you think that Chinese medicine doctor is really so magical?"

Fan Gang is a full professor in the medical school, and he is highly respected. If the school didn't look at his face, it would have revoked the subject of Chinese medicine a long time ago.

Fan Gang stroked the beard on his chin, "It's really hard to say, although our Chinese medicine has been in decline, there have been many famous miracle doctors in history. one."

"Hi! What's the use of everyone discussing here, just go and have a look!" Another teacher said anxiously.

Fan Gang waved his hand, "Go, go and have a look!"

Not only these teachers, but also many teachers from other departments came to watch, but most of them had the mentality of watching the excitement, and if they found out that it was a liar, they should call the police and arrest him.

After all, Wang Dachun's behavior has seriously affected the order of the academy.

But everyone was dumbfounded when they came, because they found that they couldn't squeeze in at all, and there were more people watching than when they came to juggle.

"Student, you must stay away from raw and cold food in the future, especially don't eat food that has just been taken out of the refrigerator immediately, as this will aggravate your dysmenorrhea."

"Well, your periarthritis of the shoulder is a disease caused by staying in one position for too long while studying. Come, let me give you a massage first."

"I look at the health status of you college students, and the results are really not optimistic!"

Wang Dachun was very busy, calm and unhurried, no matter what kind of illness he could know at a glance, after all, his purple magic pupil could see through almost everything.

Now only the last layer of membrane is needed to fully see through the human body.

This made him even more powerful when he was sick.

"Huh? This person is so young, why do I have a feeling of déjà vu."

"It feels kind of familiar to me, too."

The teachers in the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine looked at Wang Dachun with some doubts. After all, two years later, Wang Dachun used to be very low-key and had no sense of presence in the college.

In addition, his temperament has changed a lot recently, and he is almost a different person from the somewhat wretched temperament before.

At this time, a pharmacology teacher Zhou squeezed in and looked at Wang Dachun with a sneer smile, "Boy, it's a joke to see a doctor like others before your hair grows. I'm a teacher of the college, come here, you first Come and help me take a look, if you can't see why, please go out and don't disturb the order of our academy."

Wang Dachun looked at Teacher Zhou indifferently, "You are dead!"

Zhou Benchang's complexion changed, "What are you talking about! Who do you think is dead?"

"You were already terminally ill, but fortunately you met me today, otherwise you would really be dead!"

The face of the person in front of him is entwined with black air and lifeless air, and he will die within one month at least, and at most three months.

"Hahahahaha!"

Zhou Benchang seemed to have heard the funniest joke in the world, "Liars usually start by intimidating and then blackmailing. I have seen too many of your tricks. Now I am almost sure that you are a liar!"

Wang Dachun looked at Zhou Benchang with pity on his face, "Really, it's so pitiful that you don't know it when you're about to die! Let me ask you, do you often suffer from mouth pain, chest tightness, upper abdominal pain, loss of appetite, accompanied by nausea recently?" Vomiting and other symptoms?"

Zhou Benchang's complexion changed, "Uh...it seems to be a little bit, what's wrong, could it be that I'm really sick?"

"Fortunately, you are still a teacher studying medicine, and you can't even see the symptoms of advanced liver cancer. What qualifications do you have to teach students!"

"What? Advanced liver cancer!!!"