village doctor
Chapter 1200 Blasphemy
Wang Dachun stroked his palm a few times and suddenly sang: "
The pig is full
sleep with eyes closed
Big ears are fanning
little tail wagging
gurgle
gurgle
gurgle gurgle gurgle
......"
What the hell?
William: "..."
Zhang Jie: "..."
Everyone: "..."
Everyone was dumbfounded, and Murong Jing even covered his face with his hands and acted like I didn't know him.
The muscles on other people's faces twitched violently. Isn't this the nursery rhyme we used to lull our children to sleep?
That's it?
able to hypnotize?
Ah, you are coaxing the child!
The expressions of those foreigners were also wonderful, they looked at Wang Dachun with contempt.
Wang Dachun ignored everyone's strange expressions, and continued to sing. After a song was finished, William really started to snore, grunt... grunt...
"Fuck!"
Everyone was completely stunned, did they really hypnotize William?
And the snoring sound was exactly the same as Wang Dachun's singing.
This is really evil!
Everyone couldn't laugh anymore, they looked at Wang Dachun in shock, and even Zhao Changgang looked in disbelief.
Wang Dachun snapped his fingers at Murong Jing, "Junior Sister, turn on the recording function of the phone, I'm worried that this guy won't admit it when he wakes up later."
"Okay!" Murong Jing agreed, and quickly took out her phone to start recording.
Even Zhang Jie and the others took the lead to take out their mobile phones and start recording, for fear that this guy would play tricks.
Wang Dachun began to ask: "William, please retell the scene when you went to the Fire God Temple that day, especially the details related to Jack."
William opened his mouth, and his voice was a little mechanical: "Jack and a group of us went out for a stroll that day, and when we passed a temple, Jack suggested that we go in and take a look. I remember that there were not many people that day..."
Wang Dachun frowned and reminded: "William, try to describe the things related to Jack, and don't mention anything else."
William's mechanical voice sounded again, "We walked around inside, and then Jack was in a hurry to urinate, and he couldn't find the toilet, so he solved it behind the statue."
Wang Dachun patted his thigh, "Didn't you say that nothing happened, why didn't you tell me the details just now?"
William replied honestly: "Aren't we worried that speaking out will damage our image?"
Hearing the words, those foreigners wished they could bury their heads in their crotches, thinking that you were talking nonsense and telling the truth, and now we have lost all face.
What they don't know is that this hypnosis is known as soul torture. People who are hypnotized will tell all the truth. It is the instinct of the body, and they will not know to lie.
Wang Dachun snapped his fingers, "Okay, William, wake up, your mother is calling you to eat."
Sure enough, William opened his eyes with a confused face: Who am I?where am iwhy i fell asleep
It took William a long time to realize, "I really fell asleep? What did I just say?"
The other foreigners all turned their heads away, with an expression that I don't know you.
"Junior Sister, show him the video."
William watched the video with a dejected look on his face. How could I just tell the story of Jack booing behind the stone statue? This is a shame!
Wang Dachun said: "That's the problem. Jack urinated behind the stone statue. It's a blasphemy. Now it's a bit difficult."
William refused to accept it and said, "Is this your traditional Chinese medicine? Why is it the same as feudal superstition?"
Wang Dachun snorted: "Our Chinese medicine not only includes medical treatment, but also metaphysics, feng shui, fortune-telling, divination, etc. The profoundness in it is as profound as the stars and oceans, how can you superficial foreigners know it!"
Those foreigners were stunned speechless.
Zhang Jie frowned and said, "Then what should we do now, how can we save Jack?"
Wang Dachun said: "As long as the cause of the disease is found, it will be easy. I will give him an injection first, and then William and you guys will go to the Fire Temple to burn incense and kowtow in front of the god statue to repent for Jack."
"This……"
The faces of William and the others changed, and they were extremely unwilling, because they didn't believe in ghosts and gods, let alone ghosts and gods on China's side.
After Wang Dachun finished speaking, he asked Wu Renbao to fetch the silver needles. His silver needles are almost lost now.
After a while, when the silver needles were taken, Wang Dachun had a thought, and dozens of silver needles all floated up, and then all stuck on Jack's body.
"Flying! Is this okay?"
"Amazing!"
William and the others stared wide-eyed. They had never seen a flying silver needle before, and they immediately looked curious.
Naturally, Wang Dachun wanted to show off in front of these people and let them know how powerful Chinese medicine is!
Seeing that those silver needles formed a strange formation on Jack's body, Wu Renbao couldn't help being surprised and said, "What kind of needle is this, it seems that I have never seen it before."
While moving the needle, Wang Dachun said: "This is the three-hundred and seven-soul-locking needle. The first is to lock the soul, the second is to lock the soul, and the third is to call back the soul. Jack's condition is more serious, and he is almost going to be out of his wits. I will lock his three souls and seven souls first. Hold his soul."
His illness is not in the body, but in the soul, which is the fundamental reason why various advanced instruments cannot find out the cause of Jack's illness, because the sea of consciousness of human beings is the space of mustard seed Nasumi, which is mysterious and unpredictable, and there is no instrument now able to find its location.
"All of you, immediately go to the Fire Temple to burn incense and worship Buddha, and repent for Jack, otherwise it will be your turn to be unlucky." Wang Dachun said with a solemn expression.
Seeing that Wang Dachun spoke solemnly, and they dared not neglect, Zhang Jie immediately arranged for someone to accompany him.
After William and the others left, Zhao Changgang asked suspiciously: "Dean Wang, is Jack really in this state because he urinated behind the statue? Why does it feel like a feudal superstition? It's a bit unscientific!"
Wang Dachun sneered, "So what does Deputy Mayor Zhao think is the cause of Jack's illness? Why can't your so-called science find out the cause?"
Zhao Changgang was immediately at a loss for words, "This..."
Zhang Jie waved his hand, "Okay, no matter science or myth, as the saying goes, no matter if it is a white cat or a black cat, the cat that can catch mice is a good cat, so follow President Wang's method for treatment. It will never be indiscriminate."
Zhao Changgang snorted softly and stopped talking.
Next, Wang Dachun had someone carry Jack who was in a coma and went to the Fire God Temple. When he arrived at the temple, he found that William and the others were burning incense and kowtow to the Fire God. .
Wang Dachun had Jack placed in front of the statue, and asked William, "Where did Jack urinate?"
William pointed out, "It's behind this statue."
The pig is full
sleep with eyes closed
Big ears are fanning
little tail wagging
gurgle
gurgle
gurgle gurgle gurgle
......"
What the hell?
William: "..."
Zhang Jie: "..."
Everyone: "..."
Everyone was dumbfounded, and Murong Jing even covered his face with his hands and acted like I didn't know him.
The muscles on other people's faces twitched violently. Isn't this the nursery rhyme we used to lull our children to sleep?
That's it?
able to hypnotize?
Ah, you are coaxing the child!
The expressions of those foreigners were also wonderful, they looked at Wang Dachun with contempt.
Wang Dachun ignored everyone's strange expressions, and continued to sing. After a song was finished, William really started to snore, grunt... grunt...
"Fuck!"
Everyone was completely stunned, did they really hypnotize William?
And the snoring sound was exactly the same as Wang Dachun's singing.
This is really evil!
Everyone couldn't laugh anymore, they looked at Wang Dachun in shock, and even Zhao Changgang looked in disbelief.
Wang Dachun snapped his fingers at Murong Jing, "Junior Sister, turn on the recording function of the phone, I'm worried that this guy won't admit it when he wakes up later."
"Okay!" Murong Jing agreed, and quickly took out her phone to start recording.
Even Zhang Jie and the others took the lead to take out their mobile phones and start recording, for fear that this guy would play tricks.
Wang Dachun began to ask: "William, please retell the scene when you went to the Fire God Temple that day, especially the details related to Jack."
William opened his mouth, and his voice was a little mechanical: "Jack and a group of us went out for a stroll that day, and when we passed a temple, Jack suggested that we go in and take a look. I remember that there were not many people that day..."
Wang Dachun frowned and reminded: "William, try to describe the things related to Jack, and don't mention anything else."
William's mechanical voice sounded again, "We walked around inside, and then Jack was in a hurry to urinate, and he couldn't find the toilet, so he solved it behind the statue."
Wang Dachun patted his thigh, "Didn't you say that nothing happened, why didn't you tell me the details just now?"
William replied honestly: "Aren't we worried that speaking out will damage our image?"
Hearing the words, those foreigners wished they could bury their heads in their crotches, thinking that you were talking nonsense and telling the truth, and now we have lost all face.
What they don't know is that this hypnosis is known as soul torture. People who are hypnotized will tell all the truth. It is the instinct of the body, and they will not know to lie.
Wang Dachun snapped his fingers, "Okay, William, wake up, your mother is calling you to eat."
Sure enough, William opened his eyes with a confused face: Who am I?where am iwhy i fell asleep
It took William a long time to realize, "I really fell asleep? What did I just say?"
The other foreigners all turned their heads away, with an expression that I don't know you.
"Junior Sister, show him the video."
William watched the video with a dejected look on his face. How could I just tell the story of Jack booing behind the stone statue? This is a shame!
Wang Dachun said: "That's the problem. Jack urinated behind the stone statue. It's a blasphemy. Now it's a bit difficult."
William refused to accept it and said, "Is this your traditional Chinese medicine? Why is it the same as feudal superstition?"
Wang Dachun snorted: "Our Chinese medicine not only includes medical treatment, but also metaphysics, feng shui, fortune-telling, divination, etc. The profoundness in it is as profound as the stars and oceans, how can you superficial foreigners know it!"
Those foreigners were stunned speechless.
Zhang Jie frowned and said, "Then what should we do now, how can we save Jack?"
Wang Dachun said: "As long as the cause of the disease is found, it will be easy. I will give him an injection first, and then William and you guys will go to the Fire Temple to burn incense and kowtow in front of the god statue to repent for Jack."
"This……"
The faces of William and the others changed, and they were extremely unwilling, because they didn't believe in ghosts and gods, let alone ghosts and gods on China's side.
After Wang Dachun finished speaking, he asked Wu Renbao to fetch the silver needles. His silver needles are almost lost now.
After a while, when the silver needles were taken, Wang Dachun had a thought, and dozens of silver needles all floated up, and then all stuck on Jack's body.
"Flying! Is this okay?"
"Amazing!"
William and the others stared wide-eyed. They had never seen a flying silver needle before, and they immediately looked curious.
Naturally, Wang Dachun wanted to show off in front of these people and let them know how powerful Chinese medicine is!
Seeing that those silver needles formed a strange formation on Jack's body, Wu Renbao couldn't help being surprised and said, "What kind of needle is this, it seems that I have never seen it before."
While moving the needle, Wang Dachun said: "This is the three-hundred and seven-soul-locking needle. The first is to lock the soul, the second is to lock the soul, and the third is to call back the soul. Jack's condition is more serious, and he is almost going to be out of his wits. I will lock his three souls and seven souls first. Hold his soul."
His illness is not in the body, but in the soul, which is the fundamental reason why various advanced instruments cannot find out the cause of Jack's illness, because the sea of consciousness of human beings is the space of mustard seed Nasumi, which is mysterious and unpredictable, and there is no instrument now able to find its location.
"All of you, immediately go to the Fire Temple to burn incense and worship Buddha, and repent for Jack, otherwise it will be your turn to be unlucky." Wang Dachun said with a solemn expression.
Seeing that Wang Dachun spoke solemnly, and they dared not neglect, Zhang Jie immediately arranged for someone to accompany him.
After William and the others left, Zhao Changgang asked suspiciously: "Dean Wang, is Jack really in this state because he urinated behind the statue? Why does it feel like a feudal superstition? It's a bit unscientific!"
Wang Dachun sneered, "So what does Deputy Mayor Zhao think is the cause of Jack's illness? Why can't your so-called science find out the cause?"
Zhao Changgang was immediately at a loss for words, "This..."
Zhang Jie waved his hand, "Okay, no matter science or myth, as the saying goes, no matter if it is a white cat or a black cat, the cat that can catch mice is a good cat, so follow President Wang's method for treatment. It will never be indiscriminate."
Zhao Changgang snorted softly and stopped talking.
Next, Wang Dachun had someone carry Jack who was in a coma and went to the Fire God Temple. When he arrived at the temple, he found that William and the others were burning incense and kowtow to the Fire God. .
Wang Dachun had Jack placed in front of the statue, and asked William, "Where did Jack urinate?"
William pointed out, "It's behind this statue."
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