The years when I was an old man

Although it was afternoon, there were still many people on the pedestrian street.

The two of us were chatting when Lord Hong suddenly pointed to a woman who came out of the mall and said to me:

"Little Sixth Master, look quickly, is it her?"

I looked in the direction Master Hong pointed.

I saw a 26-year-old woman walking out of the store.

The woman was wearing a short skirt, wasp waist and thin legs, and high heels.

When walking, it twists and turns, giving people a sense of swaying posture.

On her arm, there is still a handbag.

Bai Jingxue gave me the photo of this woman, she is Mrs. Wu.

Looking at this woman, Master Hong curled his lips and said:

"There are ten women like this, and I can take eleven of them!"

"Why is there one more?"

Looking at Master Hong with a proud face, I asked a puzzled question.

"The extra ones are their girlfriends!"

I couldn't laugh or cry, Master Hong's brain circuit is different from normal people.

"Let's go, get ready to work!"

Master Hong put on his sunglasses, and I took out my mobile phone and dialed a number.

As soon as the other person picked me up, I said two words:

"start!"

Soon, we both followed Mrs. Wu.

The three of us, almost side by side.

At this time, Mrs. Wu didn't realize that there were two more of us beside her.

Her attention was still focused on the shop windows on both sides of the pedestrian street.

But just a few steps away, I suddenly heard an "ah".

A man wearing a peaked cap and sunglasses bumped into Mrs. Wu.

She was already wearing high heels.With this bump, she staggered and fell to the ground.

At the same time, the man in sunglasses grabbed the bag on her arm and ran away.

"Robbery!"

Aunt Wu, who lost her bag, yelled hastily.

Although there were quite a few people around, everyone was watching the excitement, and there was no one to help.

"Chase!"

Master Hong took off his sunglasses, threw them on Aunt Wu's body, and yelled at me.

Master Hong and I immediately chased after this man.

In the middle of the pedestrian street, the man jumped over the fence and got into an empty alley.

As soon as he entered the alley, Master Hong looked back.

Seeing that no one followed, he cursed out of breath and said:

"You stupid bird, you fucking stop!"

The people in front stopped now.

As soon as the two of us came to the front, Master Hong didn't care about the bag.

Aiming at the man's head, he patted hard.

"Dumb, is there something wrong with your brain? How about I run a race with you? Wouldn't it be over if you threw the bag away? You're going to exhaust me to death after running so far?"

While talking, Master Hong and I put our hands on our knees, bent over, and spoke out of breath.

And the dumb face didn't blush, and he couldn't breathe.

He giggled and said stammeringly:

"Y, y, not, much, how far away. This, this, doesn't it look, really, really!"

The mute's single tendon made Master Hong and I speechless.

The original plan was for the hero to save the beauty.

But looking at me and Hong Ye tired of this virtue now, we don't look like heroes at all.

"Give it to me, get out!"

"D, d, come on!"

Throwing the bag to Master Hong, the mute turned and ran away.

Master Hong and I took a break before returning to the pedestrian street with our bags.

At this time, Mrs. Wu was still sitting on the ground.

She was crying and didn't know who to call.

On the ground next to it was a high-heeled shoe with a broken root.

Walking up to her, Lord Hong squatted in front of her, handed the bag, and said:

"This beauty, Bao found it for you, but she ran away. Take a look, is there anything missing?"

Aunt Wu took the bag, opened it, looked at it again and again, then looked up at Master Hong, and said thankfully:

"I really don't know how to thank you. You have everything. What should I do? How about I give you some money?"

Lord Hong smiled and shook his head.

"Just give me the sunglasses!"

Only then did Mrs. Wu remember the matter of the sunglasses.

Taking the sunglasses, Master Hong glanced at the high heels, and said:

"Don't move, just wait for me!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Master Hong turned around and left.

Looking at Master Hong's back, Aunt Wu looked at me with a dazed face and asked:

"Why did he go?"

I shook my head.

How could an ordinary person like me know what was going on in Lord Hong's mind?

Not long after, Master Hong came out of the shopping mall.

In his hand, there was an extra shoebox.

Walking up to Aunt Wu, I saw Lord Hong squatting down again.

Opening the shoe box, it turned out to be a pair of ginger-colored high-heeled shoes.

It's just that this root is not as high as Mrs. Wu's before.

Picking up a shoe, Master Hong offered to help Mrs. Wu wear it.

"Although high-heeled shoes can add to your temperament, but when shopping, you should choose a slightly shorter heel, so that you will not be tired easily. Your skin is fair, so I chose a pair of ginger yellow ones for you. Because of this color, More white..."

I was dumbfounded.

Of course, I am not the only one who is dumbfounded, but also Mrs. Wu.

Looking at Master Hong, her eyes flooded, and it took a while before she asked:

"How do you know what size I wear?"

Master Hong smiled chicly and said:

"Actually, not only do I know what size shoes you wear, I also know your..."

Having said this, Master Hong deliberately paused.

Aunt Wu immediately asked:

"what do you know?"

Master Hong's eyes flicked unscrupulously across Aunt Wu's chest.

"I also know your measurements. Don't be angry, I don't mean to be frivolous. I am like this. Once I see a beautiful woman, these numbers will automatically jump into my mind. Hey, who made you so beautiful!"

In my heart at this time, Master Hong is already completely on a high mountain.

I used to think that his contact with women was just some witty and sweet words.

But what he said just now is not a love story, but it can win the other party's favor.

"Come on, give me your hand, get up and have a look, do you like it?"

Aunt Wu handed over to Master Hong.

With a slight pull, she stood up from the ground.

"Just right!"

Mrs. Wu said something.

I just don't know if she is talking about shoes or people.