The years when I was an old man

Everything about women, Master Hong can be said to be a walking encyclopedia.

Facing his fart-like complacency, I dare not refute half a sentence.Instead, he asked Master Hong modestly:

"You said a woman likes men, how can you quickly get closer to her?"

As soon as I finished speaking, Lord Hong on the other side of the phone immediately said:

"If a leaf blinds your eyes, you'll make a mistake if you open your mouth!"

Ok?

I'm a little confused, is my question wrong?

Lord Hong explained:

"You first set a limitation for this woman in your opinion, that is, liking men. But what I want to tell you is that liking men is just one of her hobbies. It has nothing to do with how you get into a relationship with her. Causal connection. When I say this, do you not understand with your IQ?"

I was fascinated by what I heard, but he hit me without losing the opportunity.

"Then let me tell you something that is easy for you to understand. You said she likes male sex, and your personal thinking is to start with male sex. Although you are a man, you don't have my appearance of turning all living beings upside down, and you don't have Lao Hei's strong and stalwart figure .Probably, you don't have the kung fu to break a bed with a single shot. Then you still want to start from this aspect, aren't you looking for your own death?"

"Chen Yonghong!"

I just can't stand it.This bastard keeps beating me up and making me feel like I'm worthless.

"I'm asking you for help, not for you to hit me..."

"I'm sorry, I spoke the truth. Come on, let's talk about the whole thing. You remember, women in the world can't hide a single word..."

"what?"

"lick!"

I can't laugh or cry, where is this?

"It's called licking, but it's actually a compliment from the bottom of my heart. But most people don't understand it, and in the end they turned themselves into a little pug with a low eyebrow and a pleasing eye..."

"Then what should I do, praise?"

I wanted to say how to lick, but this word is incompatible with my personality, so I still used the word praise.

"This is an advanced knowledge. Let me teach you something simpler. For example, if a woman asks you if her clothes look good, most people will say that the clothes look good and suit you well. If you are a little more advanced, maybe You will say, wow, you look so good, it seems that your figure is better and your temperament is more outstanding. Let me tell you, all of these are wrong..."

Master Hong was eloquent and eloquent.

What I heard was foggy and confused.

"If it were me, I would say that the clothes are good. But others rely on clothes to set off people, but you only rely on people to set off clothes. Let's put it this way, similar colors, similar styles. What celebrity models do I see? Through, but not as much as you..."

"Is this too exaggerated?"

I couldn't help asking.

Master Hong sneered, and said disdainfully:

"Exaggeration? Do you think that when a woman asks you, she is really asking about clothes? No, she is just looking for something for nothing, waiting for you to praise her. The highest state of complimenting her is that other women are inferior to her, and she is the most beautiful. That's enough for her. Got it?"

I let out a dead "oh".

"Infer other things from one fact, comprehend by analogy, and realize the rest by yourself. Go ahead and lick him. The world will be turned upside down, and the earth will be shaken. Before you fight back, plant all the children on her..."

Lord Hong began to lose his shape again.

I changed the subject and asked Master Hong again:

"How are you doing? Did they ask me?"

"It's strange, I thought everyone would pester me every day to ask where you were? But until now, except for Xiaoduo who scolded you once to herself, no one has mentioned it..."

When Lord Hong said this, I felt a little depressed.

I can think that it's not that people don't want to ask, but they dare not ask.

Whoever asks is afraid of being suspected of being an insider.

"Is everything else normal?"

"It's all normal, except for the red snake!"

red snake?

I was taken aback, and immediately asked:

"What's up with her?"

"The second day after you left, she went out for a day, but the mute couldn't get in touch with her. When she came back, the mute asked where she had been? She said she went to the hospital for an examination and said she was not feeling well to see if she was pregnant. The phone was left on the car and I haven't answered it..."

"Is that pregnant?"

"If she is really pregnant, I won't think she is abnormal!"

Indeed, the red snake's excuse is a bit lame.

After thinking about it, I ordered:

"Master Hong, keep an eye on it. Everyone can't let go..."

"Don't worry, I won't even let myself go. By the way, you pay attention to safety. When you need us, tell us in advance!"

I agreed and hung up the phone.

This is me and Lord Hong, there is no unnecessary nonsense.

But in every sentence, there is actually a tacit understanding and concern.

After tidying up briefly, I sent Yun Shu another message, telling her that I was going to Lucheng.

Ask her when she has time, and ask her to go to Sanya as well.

I deliberately didn't tell Su Mei, because I knew that Yun Shu would definitely tell her.

I called Lao Fat again, thanked him for his hospitality these two days, and told him that I was going to Lucheng to stay for a while.